A HAHAHA, POL IS SATOR

EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER POSTED ON THIS BOARD IS SATIRE AND DOES NOT REFLECT MY REAL LIFE POLITICAL VIEWS. I WAS SIMPLY "TROLLING"

won't hold up in court
I have said all kinds of fucked up shit to bait people on every board, believe none of it but who would believe me
goodbye lads

You people are overreacting. There's no proof of anything happening to Cred Forums or Cred Forums

>the record corrected
{{you}}

NO, NO! This can't be. I have said way too much fucked up shit here!

KEK HALP

Are you some kind of retard kid?

Moot gave the FBI access to Cred Forums logs ages ago.

We're all in this together, user. You have to man up and face the music.

Also this intent can't be proven for anything. Cred Forums is THE how to troll website

Everyone knows Cred Forums is satire

Nobody ACTUALLY hates blacks or jews

It's simply a meme

Sorry but out of touch FBI teams won't know that
When they search your posts and see everything its over
For both of us

BUT WHAT IF IT GETS LEAKED?

all satire nsa

SPINELESS FAGGOT

I WAS JUST JOKING HERE. I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. IT'S THE HACKER Cred Forums'S FAULT

lmfao even if i ever get jailed for trolling i will just be getting free meals and a place to stay

/fit/ even ensured that i will be getting some jail poon

>world goes to shit
>comfy reading inside prison cell
>get busted out during anarchy phase anyway

I WAS ALSO JOKING
MOOT MADE ME POST EVERYTHING I POSTED

I HAVE A LIST OF NAMES
I AM WILLING TO COMPLY FULLY WITH ANY INVESTIGATION

>posting from your home IP with no proxy
HAHAHAHHAHHAAH YOU FOOLS

Not been on past 2 days, been away with work. What's the news on this bullshit chaps?

I'm just a bored shitposter Mr. FBI, please do not throw me in with these deplorables. I'm with Her!

I don't apologize for a single post I've made. If you can't handle my hot opinions then go make yourself a safe space.

IT WASNT ME IT WAS TRUMPS VIOLENT RHETORIC

>freedom of speech
>if we lose that were fucked anyway

whew good thing im posting from this guys wifi i hacked

Hahahaha jokes on you fuckers I only lurked and never posted

according to what i read on /qa/ the "i am sorry" is cuz hiro fires a shitton of mods

Not anymore faggot enjoy prison

Fuck if only i could remember what ive posted

every time i posted shit i thought of that little credo on Cred Forums "everything posted here is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood" but i don't know if it applies to all boards actually

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Same