QUESTION TIME / THIS WEEK THREAD 5

>5 threads
truly a time to remember

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>tfw you can never listen to UB40 ever again

>quentin letts segment
laffs imminent

12th for Stormzy

>Do you want me to respond
>Nooooo

Top bantz

It's socialism, I ain't gotta explain shit.

Farage-Livingston NatSoc alliance when?

>change the country
>Cred Forums won't allow him a couple of extra celebration pints

exciting times for britain lad
I remember thinking this country was completely doomed not one year ago, so much has changed this year

HITLER

Tim Farron is a walking meme

>Tim Farron delivering jokes

CLEGG SPOTTED

LINK FOR NON TV LICENSE KEKS ?

When was this ever in doubt?

THE TAXES

THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES

>the Lib Dems
>the absolute meff that is Tim Farron

One of you NEETs make yourselves useful and make a moggy bbcqt compilation and put a youtube link in the OP post for me

cheers

>""Liberals"" raising taxes

Fucking hell

>Get it on
>Cigarettes and Alcohol
Really makes you think

>david cameron's websphere
his greatest legacy, replacing brown

great reference

Tim Farron is the most embarrassing thing in British Politics right now.
How the fuck are they gaining support? Am I so out of touch?

>it's late, too late even for ken livingston to talk about hitler

bloody hell neil

>tim not a milky tit

YOU HAD ONE JOB GUIDO

Where else could you make jokes about Hitler with politicians and it not devolve into liberal Jew apologist circlejerk?

This Week, that's where

How is Priti always so smug

Someone on the Lib-Dem ruling council browses /d/

Just let that sink it

N I G E W H E N
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COME OOOOOOOOOONNNNN

>How the fuck are they gaining support? Am I so out of touch?
When you reach rock bottom, only way is up

Disgruntled blairites fleeing the purge in labour

>How the fuck are they gaining support? Am I so out of touch?
have you seen the state of the labour party?

she really fucking likes that necklace

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>Sadiq Khan

Can't think of a man in British politics that I despise more than this cunt

>That Trump U-turn from Sadiq Khan

He's going to beat Hillary isn't he?

Hey Daddy, when are you going to save us from the globalists? Mr. PM Dude WeeD isn't as nice to us as he pretends. We miss you :'(

THHIIINNNGGSSSS

Remainers

>Nick Clegg not a cunt
ONE JOB
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>most powerful person on earth could be anti-muslim and anti-immigration

I'm going to be pissed if the American's fuck this up

Thanks Satan, but Owen Smith is the most embarassing politician out there

>muh 2nd referendum

Christ, the peck of quips that are the libdems. Do they actually believe they are still an important party that people regularly think about?

>Sadiq Khan thinks he's relevant

>it is possible to be western and a muslim

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DUDE LEAF LMAO

LIKE THE LEAF YOU SMOKE GETTIT?

you lost your chance of redemption when you took the union flag off your shitty little colours

That's OK I like my men hairy

>Do they actually believe they are still an important party that people regularly think about?
no and that is a major issue within the party

no bars hold socialism

>women clapping

>it is possible to be Jewish and a Nazi

Doesn't mean it's a good idea

Even Mogg, guardian of common sense, is predicting a trump victory

it's fucking sealed, we'll be talking about current western politics for years to come

nige
nigge

Soon, I hope

>the USA is the country the whole world looks up to
Fucking retarded haji cunt.

HE'S HERE

Are goths still a thing? I'm old and haven't been outside for several years.

>tfw no qt goth gf
>also Anglo-Saxon ethno-nationalist black metal
youtube.com/watch?v=WNsA7-WLlMk

His opponent is one tough day from the grave.

America can't fuck this up...

...Right?

AND HERE'S NIGE

NIGE IS HERE

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GOOD

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

N I G E

Get the feeling AN wasnt best pleased with Quentins wise cracking about his makeup.

A R E
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NIGE!!!

I'm pretty sure a person's pronunciation of the word as "muss-lim" or "mooz-lim" is a pretty good acid test of cuckosity

BIG NIGE

ARE BOY NIGE

MORNING

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

NIGEL

Tfw no Goth gf to listen to Disintegration with

>S-SHE'S LOVELY

We've done our part with the Brexit vote, all we can do now is have faith in the burgers

I didn't realise This Week was live until the Nice attacks happened, pretty cool desu

FUNNY

NIGE

Used to be a lot here but I think the goth scene has been somewhat taken over by the electronic industrial / dance goth stuff. Cybergoth fashion and so on rather than the originals :(

FUNNY ISNT IT

PASSPORTS OUT LADS

WHERE'S THE TASH

What a great man

WHERE THE FUCK DID NIGE COME FROM

CHRIST

ISN'T IT FUNNY

>you are both distinct losers
kek

he shaved that off weeks ago

>America can't fuck this up...
Never forget.

was a bit bizarre when Issy happened to be there.

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>you're both distinct losers

>tfw no more slutty village goth girls

I want to go back

U U
U U

He's joining the 5 percent crew

I pronounce it "muzlim", how much of a cuck am I from 0 to 10?

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Would love Liz to straddle me desu lads. Bet her thighs are top

>this week is basically made for Cred Forums

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>nige's socks
W O W

Same here. Always thought it was pre-recorded a few hours before.

i don't like myself hairy

also im a self-loathing bottom
so it probably wouldn't work

still hugs are nice

not particularly
they're niche, which is what they would want i suppose

anyone else here insert themselves into TW and QT, and imagine what they would say?

i like to imagine i'm important

>nigel's socks

Ah shit I missed it, RIP are nigetash

hes gotten fat from drinking the tears of EU supporters

Sheeit. Lads.

i missed QT again, what was it like?

Wait so is the American or British way of pronouncing it cucked?

Do shitskins get upset when i say it muzzlim?

HE SPEAKS

Is Farage genuinely wearing Union Jack socks

MY ROOOOOSE HAS LEFT ME

I'M IN A MOOOOOD

Labour were savaged like dogs in a bear pit

the british public is now awoken

Very good until the inevitable NHS question

What are we drinking anyway lads?

Feeling pretty Northern right now.

Mogg rekt

I'd have the portilly role of sitting there with my arms on the back of the couch laughing smugly.

like if i was on the show with portillo and the neil it'd be 30 minutes of smug British laughter.

Watch it lad

I say it "moose-lim" in an Arab-ish piss take voice (i can get away with it as I look a bit foreign)

Is this cucked?

Want.

They're pretty much dead. Tell you what though the metal scene is getting disturbingly left wing from what I've been seeing recently, there was a thing going on in my city last week where a load of hardcore bands got together and played an "anti racism" show. It's pretty shit

youtube.com/watch?v=G6gVP0--IeE

Soft "s" is for softies

Hard "z" is for real men

the muslims are amongst you already, it's already too late

DELICIOUS DIANE MENTIONED

Julia hartley-brewer was based then fucked it up at the end by talking shit about Trump.

Mogg was by far the most based human being to have ever graced this Earth.

Long story short, Labour got wrecked.

>people actually fall for nigel's shtick

>dat Nige smirk

He's just taking a few years off before becoming Prime Minister

HE'LL BE BACK

labour became big pussy in the sopranos, moggy shot the fuck out of them.

Is Farage bulking?

Hes going to start a new party after the 2020 result

Trips confrimaysh

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>t. Sadiq voter

Death and black metal are still 99% uncucked, apart from the odd hipster hanger-on band that everyone can smell a mile away

How funny, I'm also a self loathing bottom!

Lib tears are high in cals

D-does he mean us lads

ahahaha that face on Nandy fuck me

>Hillary's campaign looks tired
MADMAN

Christ is Pence even human? He keeps reminding me of some kind of cyborg from the future.

>labour bitch's face
typical leftist angst

>It's happening

Reposting from the other thread because I want people to tell me it's okay and that my house won't be filled with clubbing normies

>off to uni first year tomorrow
>last night I'll spend in the bedroom I've grown up in
>spend it browsing pol and drinking orange juice. They help numb the pain.

>IT'S HAPPENING
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

HAPPENING: CONFIRMED

It's happening

SOMEONE GET A WEBM OF NIGE SAYING "IT'S HAPPENING"
OH MY GOD

We didnt (((Canadian Government))) did. I'm from the former rebulic that was Newfoundland. Canada annexed us. Our republic used to be closer to you than canada. Our province held a vote and we joined with (((51%/49%))) vote.
Lots of us still respect and adore your country. With our oil, iron, fishery, and hydro all being exploited by the rest of Canada and the foreigners they allow to break all our laws,Being in Canada is assfucking us.

#newfoundland&labraOUTTHEDOOR sounds dumb but I cant think of anything better.

ITS HAPPENING

>nandy's fucking face at Nige.

SOMEONE PLEASE CAP THE LOOK THAT LABOUR WOMAN JUST GAVE NIGEL.

snifffff

Hahahahaha fuck lads I love Nige

Ids habbeding

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>DIANE MENTIONED

It's about time Neil started talking about kek

COMRADE CORBYN

BEST PROGRAM EVER

>manspreading his pastel chinos
>the first anniversary of his split from diane
EVEN PORTILLO IS GETTING REKT

FARAGE TELLIN IT LIKE IT IS

IT'S HAPPENING

VIDEO NOW

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

Nige is so fucking based.

still can't believe this happened
what a year

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
ITS HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

Join the normies and have a drink, its the only thing that makes uni worthwhile unless you're doing something useful like STEM

you don't have to club, I never went clubbing. I just went to parties and hung out

Nigel doesn't give a fuck anymore

How long until he's calling for a racewar?

The day we leave the EU?

>Nige: "It's Happening"
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Ohhhh fuck he's going to make a glorious return in time for a Trump-Farage partnership isn't he?

ITS
HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

The image of Cameron on the backbenches is hilarious to me

Stop fat shaming blessed Nigel you fat cunt.

I don't listen to as much black metal as I should really, I fucking love Burzum and Darkthrone but I never really gave the rest a chance.

>you are my friend for life

>corbyn's wife voting Smith
COMRADE KEK

it's happening

>we were supposed to have jordan on
that would have been awful

great TV though

IT'S HAPPENING

Someone please make a video of that nigel clip

the memes

the memes are literally real

have I actually gone schizophrenic?

Should've got her son on instead

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On it lad

WHATS HAPPENING? IS NIGE GOING TO BE VP TO TRUMP?

Really fucking tired of hearing about this bake off shit senpaitachi

Top chap

WHAT HAPPENED I MISSED IT

>just came back from uni
>spent the last night in my uni room eating fish and chips
>last time i would have privacy for years

Anyone watch the new Red Dwarf? Any good?

Check out these glorious bastards (now sadly split up)

Nigel just said he's supporting Trump, he's going to win and "it's happening, the west is changing" to the dismay of lefties

He's too busy working in the shadow cabinet these days.

Thinking of running for Labour leader next year I'm told.

If the telly starts talking to you, yes.

ehh

Got my dad one of those washbags for his birthday, we love a bit of Dad's Army

>big words too hard for Labour bint
K E K
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>WHATS HAPPENING?
IT

>He's too busy working in the shadow cabinet these days.
Crying

Everyone else in the studio looking depressed was the best thing.

You will literally be fine mate. Just don't say no when your new housemates want to play FIFA/CoD/drinking games.

Join the Real Ale society or whatever if you want to meet fellow semi-sociable autists.

Nige said "it's happening"

We will always have our memories of the 90s.

Ugh pure goyfeed. It's a weird trend. Goth stuff was a reaction against postmodernism. Now postmodernism's dead and we're moving into a more neoromantic age you'd expect it to get bigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=KfiWkxyWGCs

Where and When?

Spend two weeks being a normie and you'll be sorted for the rest of the year.

Don't be "that weird guy", it just isn't worth it.

mein neger

>Burzum

haha stupid bint

*googles viviparous*

Will C4 make Bake Off more quintessential?

seriously? thats the best thing ever.

On This Week you pleb, I paraphrased

Literally had never heard that word in my life desu

>Will C4 make Bake Off more quintessential?
C4 will make it as Gay as fuck.

>Bake Off again
>Look at me, i'm a woman of the people

This week, keep up lad

Anyone got a video of the nigel clip yet?

Huh, wow.

Lisa Nandy is such a QT.

Shame she's Labour, no amount of looks can overcome that kind of character defficiency.

Oh, so quintessential

He can't only be noticing societal breakdown now.

>tfw mised QT, JHB and her mummy tits

KEITH VAZ BTFO

>VAZ DOING GANGNAM STYLE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT LOL

>Lisa Nandy is such a QT.
I agree.

holy shit i'm in tears

Vaz has blown me over the edge

>this outro

Oh fucking hell

Lets get this party started

>just taking the absolute mick out of Keith Vaz

Based

Keith Vaz absolutely fucking rekt

She looks like a downy but I would do her for the titties desu

Right, I'm tired

night lads

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>tfw back in my school days me and friends got bullied and called goths/grebs by the chav scum.

I think some are still out there keeping it real but it's few and far between, probably many are reclusive now understandably.

Check this out, youtube.com/watch?v=jDz2SCh0HN4

Jesus fucking christ WHAT is this

Jesus Christ this outro.

KEITH VAZ

FUCK

MY SIDES

>Nandy
>looks
What you been smoking?

that fucking outro

phwoar

>northern
>brown
Sounds like you should move to west Yorkshire lad

Holy shit

>tfw 4 of my favourite bands split up withing a few months of eachother

Fucking killed my love for the genre for a few months. Need some new bands to keep me going

youtube.com/watch?v=rjIER83eQ7U

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

best QT/TW thursday in recent memory

it was a pleasure chaps

BACK TO THE OLD THREAD

Feels so comfy to have Neil back. Good show lads.

And now I need a wank.

Based ending wit the Vaz-man, This Week really is best for guaranteed keks

>I must say dear, your dress reminds of a Romanian chap whose washing machine I fixed the other day

Been an entertaining night.

Great to have the comfytime back with you lads

Akercocke rocks.

youtube.com/watch?v=0BzhshdSiqw

There's loads of decent British stuff around at the moment.

youtube.com/watch?v=BGPvrLCR9MM

thanks friends I'm sure it'll be fine :-) ) ) )) )

blair is fucking haunting, like he was envisioned by stephen king or something.

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last week was better with the campbell and mcdonnell interaction, you could feel the hatred

Some good advice that I never got

Iplayer link anybody? Can't seem to find it

google "bbc one live" top link

i never had a friend before uni
or during

i was that guy who hid away from freshers

probably not up yet

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

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Nige is too fucking cute

Same m8. First year was hell.
I found Cred Forums in my second year and then shit started looking brighter

I just say moslem

Anyone have link to watch? I want to watch it with my gf on rabbit so the bbc link doesn't do it for me.

they're already here THEY'RE ALREADY HERE