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im here, and yes i do

Take Wien and fill Austria, spill France.

Get back Lyon and Toulouse.

Brb in 5min. rolling a joint

Take back budapest

thank kek.
Take all lost lands and invade back to Kharkov.

KEEP ATTACKING GREAT RUS

Prussia>retake Budapest and attack Habsburg for Prague
>+30
>NAP: Rus
>Ally: HRE

Take Haifa, fill Lebanon and take Beirut, spills to southern Egypt

Langobardia > Lyon, Paris, and Wheat

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Take Bordeaux, and start taking French lands

Keep attack Jeb(I don't want any of the cities near the border or potato, that's for Russia) and spill into Kazakhstan.

You can save me. End your NAP with Byzantine. I need you.

I would but your nation looks ugly, no

>ugly
He has so many penalties, kek

>tfw fighting a two front war

JUST

MUPDATE

get this faggot out of my lands
byz you can temporarily occupy border lands, I'm making possible peacemap

Defend,
take Strasbourg and Calais, spill Paris.

Langobardia > Take Jimmy's Land into Paris; fill lands together

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Attack Jeb's northeastern territories

Sheeeeeit

Give up France. Sail to London and claim british lands.

I was wondering about that, you're a good OP

Fill unoccupied Syria, spills to that fish above Egypt

Do you cede your French clay and if so to whom?

Alright

It's over but keep attacking great rus anyway. I want to make it as hard for him as possible until I die.

Also, fuck the arabs for not helping me. I hope Byzantine and Great Rus turn on you after they're done with me.

No I don't cede it. I just don't defend anymore. I pump out all the resources I can and let it for the vultures from the south

but they'll have to use their precious rolls for it kek

Prussia>take Prague and spill uniformly into unreinforced Habsburg clay
>+30
>NAP: Rus
>Ally: HRE

Penalties??

xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd u got us so gud bro!!!

map says no ceding anyway

Yes, for empty spaces within your borders.

Hmm ... so it does.

Not being able to cede is retarded. Only quitcedes should be banned or sketchy trades up to the OP
s discretion

i didnt make the rules

have to second this, maprules are shit op

MUPDATE

I already allowed ceding between Austria and Lombardy so no point in changing the rules mid-game.

ass
rape
the
dirty shit jeb commies out of the land

Get London and Southampton. Fill England/Wales. Reinforce

Take Jeb's oil and Unoccupied lands, also fill the unoccupied land near the Caspian Sea.
Also attack Jeb some more

Fill unoccupied Syria, get the fish north of Egypt, spills to southern Egypt

Defend, take Nantes and the Wheat. spill Lyon.

one final attack against rus

JUST FUCK SHIT UP SENPAI

Prussia>Belgrade>Bucharest
>+34
>NAP: Rus
>Ally: HRE

>Yes, for empty spaces within your borders.

JUST

dat 5D... spill?

Langobardia > All of Italia; rest into Zurich and Munchen; then to take Gaul

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Hey, can I take back Albania if that's fine with you?

19 spills. You control all of Serbia and Romania

if you get Albania, then I want some stuff too.
The habsburgs don't exist, I break their NAP.

Meant to retake Gaul lands from HRE if this wasn't clear. By the way; I DECLARE TOTAL WAR ON THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE. ONLY COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF EITHER NATION WILL SETTLE THIS.

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

I'm back! Sorry it took so long.
Had to eat dinner and do errands.

take Montenegro too. NAP?
England cities first

Oh shit rip in peace me
Good game guys but I guess I am RIP

Yeah, I'll NAP

You can still fight back ... pretty much lost cause but eh

if i knew you were going afk id have waited and attacked later,. soz

So am I.

Hope this wasn't the last risk tonight. It was too short for me

MUPDATE

Langobardia > Take Paris and Southern German Cities

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

annex wheat and more of (Jeb!)

>Dutch Wales

weird imagining this

Attack Cardiff. Get English/Welsh clay

Take Milan, then wheat.

Take back Albania, take Montenegro, take Perm and Lumber, continue attack Jeb

You can have all of northern Germania and Gaul, including Paris, if you attack the Holy Roman Empire. They've too haughty and it's time to take them down a peg.

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Keep attacking Rus.

take Luxor and the rest of Egypt, spills to fill Libya

Prussia>rest of Croatia>Lombard fish>Rome>more Lombard cities in italy
>+39
>NAP: Rus
>Ally: HRE
You attack my ally and expect for me to help.

I didn't even know you were allies, plus I figured Prussia would want rightful Prussian lands. Oh well. Lombardy will fall in a similar fashion as real life.

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Repel Germanic forces. Take Germanic France

5D Pali!

MUPDATE

Langobardia > Reclaim Milan and Italia towards Rome

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

get this normie off my lands (reeee)

Take Birmingham, then east English coast. Use any remaining points to sail to Amsterdam and take it

What? I said take Milan, why do I own Milan, but he is in Germany?
Anyways. Take that back

Prussia>Jimmy>retake italy assets
>+44
>NAP: Rus
>Ally: HRE

Continue attack Jeb

i know you see that

You never said to defend. That's why

sig

Can you give me that Italy?
The fish is on your side though.

Keep attacking Rus

>Jeb
>Normie

What the fuck? Jeb is the exact opposite of a normie.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>+44

13 spills

no

Fill all of North Africa

MUPDATE

>Reminder that Jimmy is still alive ... technically

remove jebab

Langobardia > Reclaim Milan and Italia towards Rome

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Seize Lyon

Continue conquest of Africa

Continue attacking Jeb so I can make the Byzantine Empire great again.
Also fill the rest of Greece

DEFEND
Fill the Netherlands, spill France.

Prussia>remove Lombard from Italy and Sicily>Malta>Tunis>Sardinia>Corsica
>+49
>NAP: Rus and Byz
>Ally: HRE

Leave Africa for the Arabs friendo

Do allow this annexation, Prussia, or is this a breach of your alliance?

Kill the remaing Germans in France

>allies with somebody who will attack you even if you're allies instead of asking for a land cede

ONE FINAL SUICIDE TURTLE BOMB WAVE AGAINST RUS AND BYZANTINE.

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD.

Nice Pali. Wanna ally?

yes

I don't even know why he owns that.

Sure but I think I'm dead. Sorry Jim.

this desu

Jimmy sailed there and then Prussia removed him

ah

MUPDATE

I am so fucking sick of jeb, just take his fucking land for Christ's sake

Langobardia > Milan, then Italia towards Rome

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

6 spills

Fill France.

Attack Bern then Torino

Prussia>Italy>Lombard
>+53
>NAP: Rus and Byz
>Ally: HRE

Finish Jeb, take Crete

attack crimea

Jimmy is cute in a pathetic way, I'll miss you.

Take Paris start fighting HRE forces in France

Purple
DoctorGreen
Any Empty Space

Jeb is kill and you already have Crete (it's part of Greece)

Attack Rus again.

Kek, you're entire game has been dedicated to fighting an army of turtles. Don't see this as a victory, see this what it is, a humiliation.

Now I'm off to make some guac. Seeya faggot.

Your options are; Portugal, Russia, Iran, Ukraine, Cyprus or Africa

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I really miss Otto I myself tbqh. Best HRE along with Sigismund

Ah, I meant Cyprus

- Got a WHOLE bunch of spills
Minus Cyprus

nice get OP

Fill Tunisia, fill Algeria, Fill Morocco

Karl The Butcher was the best Holy Roman Empire, baka

Iran then
Spills go to attack my neineighbors

He was a fucking hack m80

You think you can win a two front war? You can't.

Look at what happened to me. You dun fucked up son.

Why would I trust anything a German says. You're a fucking crybaby faglord barbarian.

MUPDATE

Iran is barely on the map, and you're asking for suicide lol

Get Marseilles then Torino

Langobardia > Milan, spares into Italia and Roma

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Defend
Take back Bern and Paris.
Fill Switzerland, then France.

Attack Doctor Green by fucking him to death

Reinforce the French border region. Head to Calais.
The rest head into Portugal

34 spills

peacetime borders anytime soon?
annex crimea

Daily reminder that this guy is a moor

Attack The Byzantines

Still a few enclaves

Prussia>italy>lombard
>+54
>NAP: Rus and Byz
>Ally: HRE
kek

Shit, forgot bonus

good start point
Fill Africa from east to west

Damn it

German, I call for truce of France. We draw borders on where we end up next mupdate and call NAP. Agreeable?

Fucking shit.
Next time try to do a game earlier please, its 3:43 of the morning here


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MUPDATE

Take Bern

get fish and yarlslavl.
Can byz cede everything north of potato?

Defend.
Start filling Portugal

DEFEND
Take Calais, then the Wheat.

If he says he wants to, yea

sig

Prussia>Jimmy>Austro-Hungarian
>+56
>NAP: Rus and Byz
>Ally: HRE

Hallo, why do you love Jimmy?

I'll cede everything north of potato

I take it as a no then?

I'll cede everything north of potato

I just want to play risk senpai

Fill Morocco and take Gibraltar, use spills to reinforce the Mediterranean coastline

its not the original jimmy guy

No, unless you cede me France in it's entirety, the war will continue.

You can have everything but my Toulouse and border regions

Why do you chose that name? Why do you "love" Jimmy?

Senpai is fonetically equal to sem pai (Portuguese) it means without (sem) pai (father)

I didn't choose it. I just took over for some fag who went afk

MUPDATE
>after 5 hours we are possibly nearing an endmup

fill middle

Take Bordeaux

I JUST WANT TO EXIST

Kick green niggers out of Spain
Push into Morocco

Fill France. Temporarily ending alliance.

...

Hooooo OK, good luck

With Prussia.

>Poruguese humor
Spain should've absorbed you. You have no reason to exist

I'm not in Spain you dickhead but I will be now, defend and if my roll wins, push into Spain

What do you want to do now senpai?
I kinda gave up a lot

who do you want to beat up next?
I'm looking south, if you can give me one tile there it'll be fun again

Well since the alliance is off
Prussia>Berlin>as many Otto assets as possible
>+56
>NAP: Rus and Byz
>Ally: HRE

>Gibraltar
>isn't Spain
Where is it then?

UK ... technically

I just wanted France.

UK

Geographically speaking

updating
>+56
>NAP: Rus and Byz

The UK

British

The only people bordering me are GAE and Prussia

you have not once ask for permission to do any and you sit on rightful prussian clay. i will resign an alliance if you get your shit together germany

I agree

so GAE?
we could just fortify like all hell

Ho really mein nega, your """" country"""""(kikke colony cough cough) is falling apart, LIKE SPAIN(cough cough (((masonic separatists))) cough cough).
They really tried, only made it for 60 years because crown union.

Se Portugal é Espanha, porque é que eles não now entendem a falar.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q

Currently in NAP with him, same thing with Prussia

Don't even think about it Russkiy, especially with the peace map coming soon

MUPDATE

Defend, fill France.

aneggz all of Austria, then fortify Prussian borders

Sail to Bilbao

Retake Spain
Defend

see
You finally ded

Fortify Prussian Borders

I would destroy Spain but I will instead bring about the ultimate embarrassment- confining them to Portugal, I also accept the refugees to Bilbao

Prussia>reinforce borders with rus
>+61
>NAP: Rus and Byz

You want to take on Prussia? I can probably get GAE to join in

Speak to me in a proper Hispanic tongue, pig

annihilated by a leaf...

peacemap then new game?

no, I'm just making R U S S I A N A T T R I T I O N a thing

We're nearing 6 hours now ... so no, no new game (least not from me)

Nvm

Mein nega, u dumb? U had de free gibraltah infinite sea movement n sheit, nega, muh first victory in risk games here wuz cause I played a map almost equal to dis, I winner cause of dat, nega u dumb maing.
Totally assblasted, enjoy your new Spanish citizens.
Like we say here in Portugal (this is real)
Stick/paw in the cheek(ass cheeks) and good health (it means good bay)

MUPDATE

Peace?

where is my roll broh
fortify intensifies

This is an ultimate embarrassment comparable to the inferno. But I'll make peace

Everything's okay except for Germany and France.

You rolled to annex "all of Austria" that includes their reinforced lands which halve your attack.

This isn't an endmup. It's the next turn

Yeah peace after I defend my border with Portugal and take the last few Spanish tiles

Man, it's been a-fuckin' while.

Actually, full force towards Gibraltar

Fill Germany.

nice get and hey man

I guess peace, nothing left for me to take

Nega, now u be Portugueze n sheit making.

>implying that Portugal should be part of """"" Spain""""" because we have less terrain and population.
Implying that """"" Spain""""" is one unified nation

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Prussia>retake and fortify border with germany
>+61
>NAP: Rus and Byz

MUPDATE

Once Prussia VS HRE and Spain VS GAE come to a close I will post endmup

fortify more deus fort

Did it not become a nation through multiple kingdoms unifying together under a central government? Portugal no tuvieras existir, son infrahumano

Spain you dick, no more sympathy wipe them off the face of Iberia

Full force into retaking Spain!!

Poor bastard doesn't know he's ded

Prussia>defend what i have (fix?) and fortify
>+62
>NAP: Rus and Byz

I'd rather die than become Portugal

Fortify Prussia border a lot

Someone is buttmad because THE MONARCHY OF CASTILLE, not spain , had Portugal for only 60 years because revolution.
Are you mad bro, are you really mad because Portugal exists and it is independent from Castile!?!?
B0ss by that logic you should not exist either, you should join Russia because it is bigger.

ENDMUP

By miracle of miracles Austria lived until the end

GG and goodnight all, til next time

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GG everyone
Hail Prussia undisputed European Imperial overlord.
Thanks for hosting Manisk! GG as always.
~Freddy
>+62

Much appreciated OP, very good game everyone

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Any one still in this thread?

yes

Hey, I was thinking about making one of two maps.
I want to try doing something where its conquer England, or Europe risk, but later in history, using 3000 BC style mechanics.
There could also be a simple version without the complex shit.
Thoughts? You said 3000 BC was good, right?

i like the 3000BC personally but wish you started with 1 tile tribes is the only change id make to that map.
as for conquer England that would be cool. like have france, netherlands denmark and norway too in addition to the isles. need a lot more tiles though

I was thinking some English factions, Bretons, Welsh, Danes, Norwegians, Normans, French, I think its Aquitaine, Saxons, and Dutch, maybe some high German group.
Not sure what map I'd want for that though.
And would 3000 BC tech and building style stuff be good or not for that?

if enough tiles to allow time yes... dated for the period of course

What I'm thinking would be scrap the tech tree for it. Maybe just have buildings form the prerequisites not sure there.
Main idea I like for cities on that map is the idea that Pope is really strong, however, you get votes equal to the number of Churches you own, where churches can be built in cities.
Goal would be standard max bonus of +5-8ish

hmm this might work... like what if pope was made npc? with favor based on cathedrals built/upgraded/tributes made

I'll close this then