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So.... Tick... Tick... Tick...

>context: Both trump and Hillary have to stand for debate.

>Dilbertman predicts Hillary keeling over at debate

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Anyone?

DEFECATE
IN
DEBATE

Hillary will have staffers nail her to the podium to prevent falling

God damn. The hype surrounding this feels like it's the fucking Superbowl.

CRAPSU

IN

PANTSUIT

She'll have carbon fiber brace so she can stand easily

If they're worried about her collapsing or getting tired they'll just geek her up on modafinil or something

I can't wait for Hillary to (((fact check))) Trump live like it's rumored she wants to and then pull out a huge Rolodex of cards with """facts""" from politifact or huffpo.

>yfw normies will believe them anyway

She didn't kneel at Democrats debates

They're just going to bolt her hips to the podium

Wendy 2: Electric Boogaloo

i like this new meme

lots of people have said she's already on that. even still, it might help with her presence of mind but it won't give her extra strength or physical energy if she isn't actually capable of being on foot for that long

Wouldn't it be great to see her get lightheaded and slam in to the ground. That's what I'm hyped for

Hillary will makeus all proud, and shart in mart likd a good elderly american.

Hope Trump squeezes her catheter bag, sets off a flash bang and Hotline Blings over her body.

she might shit her pants.

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I love when this guy makes predictions. They're always wrong lol. Love it when arrogant people who are actually stupid get btfo.

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>might
That diaper is going to overflow

but he is not.

blog.dilbert.com/post/150634274266/checking-my-spooky-predictions

Who else /stayuplatefordebate/ here?

the dems are already getting ready to paint the narrative of "the nation went crazy in 2016" for the next election

I requested that day off from work.

gonna be a good time.