Apparently the Boston Tea Party and nignog chimpouts are the same thing?

Apparently the Boston Tea Party and nignog chimpouts are the same thing?

>we waz tea party an shit

daily reminder that the american revolution was completely unjustified and in hindsight one of the greatest mistakes in the history of western civilisation

british empire was pretty fucking gay if you were a colonist.

I was born in 1996

I was not alive in 1773

You're still gay.

Tfw family were loyalists

We failed you father

Rebelling against a tyrannical government to gain independence is not the same as destroying local businesses and putting people out of work.

Simple as that.

>one of the greatest mistakes in the history of western civilization

I don't know what you're on about, It birthed the best nation to ever exist. We rule the waves now. Fuck the queen.

go back to bed dad

This.

The American colonies existed on the British empire's dime. All the British wanted was to payed what they were owed.

How are they the same thing? Americans separated from the government they were revolting against. They cut ties. Destroying property fits, it's your enemy's property. Niggers that are rioting now still want to stay in the country.

You'd be speaking Russian if it wasn't for us, dad

>not knowing the americans owned the tea and rather ruin it than give britainistan tax money

Enough with this "dad" meme. Colonists weren't British, they were American

They existed on the labor of hardworking colonists. Britain simply wanted a cut of that profit. If they supported our economy, they wouldn't have even started a colony in the first place. Nobody likes to invest in a money pit. The Americas were a gold mine though, and UK wanted some gibs me dat

>daily reminder that the american revolution was completely unjustified and in hindsight one of the greatest mistakes in the history of western civilisation

>No 2nd Amendment

FUCK YOU

Colonists had reasonable demands that were ignored, colonists didn't loot their own city.

>White People

wew not divisive at all, surely this is how you get people to support you

The boston tea party wasn't a public event like it's often portrayed as though, it happened in the dead of night, and its sole purpose was to dump a couple tons of tea into the water to piss of the poo in loo tea company.

if you REALLY wanted to do the whole "white ppl did this so they cant complain ;)" all you have to do is fucking point at any 1919 red summer race riots or the anarchist/red riots

colonists werent protesting in the united states yet i hate niggers so much fuck sake

>tea party: people destroying precious british tea to protest the tax ON TEA
>modern riots: people stealing shit from stores

they didn't steal any of the tea. one guy tried and the beat the shit out of him. he stuffed it in his pockets and they checked everybody because they knew it would make them look like a bunch of googles. they also didn't set fire to the ship and two safeways

True we should have stayed in the Empire. Washington was a SJW faggot. Literally pull out a dollar and it is obvious.

Wrong. You're dismissed!

No.

t. cuck

White people
>destroy tea and kill British people over having to lay lays slight tax on tea to run their government

Black people
>sit down during the anthem because fellow black men literally killed while unarmed and having their hands up

As a white person I can say that white people are terrible . Literally reposnible for all the world's problems .

Conlicts in Asia, Africa , the middle east, all caused by white people. Climate change ? White people.

Look at the instability all over the world and you can pin point it to white countries' colonial behavior and general policies

>niggers live in America and want to keep getting welfare
>the same as people at war with their government trying to break off and start their own
One is a revolution, and the other is the same as some teenager smashing all the shit his parents bought for him because he's too stupid to think rationally.

BTP was condemned by leaders and they were made to pay for the tea that was dumped.

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>Being useful idiots to rich land owners
>Being useful idiots to certain globalist groups

Hes not far off desu

>people not Redpilled on the American revolution.

Rich landowners who paid little tax didn't want to pay the little tax.

So they got paid off by the French to cause a distraction for the British.

After their French Allies were defeated, the same Landowners opened up trading ties with the British Empire and both sides profited from it massively.

And to this day the American market has been a massive financial boon to the British economy.

It's why America was so lightly contested.

nah man. this is just a symptom of jewish desperation. an accurate comparison is that the rise of the third reich is just like the occupy movement, the last real political notion that the youth had.

why do you think the jews diluted occupy with identity politics? youth activism is a fucking joke now because the jews played their vanity.

You fucking retards.
The colonists didn't chimp out because of taxes, they chimped out because they were taxed when without representation in parliament.
They were expected to take it up the ass like good servants of the king.

The colonils only had one tax that went to the crown. All other taxes where colony based and went to provide for the colony.

The tea tax was introduced to pay for the Royal Navy to protect the ships that brought tea to the AMERICAN colonies through some of the most (and still) pirate infested waters in the world.
After the insurrection, three quarters of the tea ships no longer stopped at the fledgling United States, chiding to go directly to England where the tea was sold to smaller traders who than sold it in the USA. Adding the increased shipping cost, raising the price per pound above what was paid before the violent colonists paired before the rebellion with tax.

Way to go USA, fight to pay more for something in the long run.

>Colonists weren't British, they were American

Except this isn't true. There is very little historical evidence at all to suggest that an American identity was an actual concept among populations in the colonies prior to the war. Even at the outbreak of revolution, the independence fighters didn't even have a majority support among colonists. It was essentialy a civil war amongst new generation white Anglo-Saxon protestant colonists over who they wanted to rule them, and a huge number of 'Americans' didn't support it (and there was a huge migratory shift to Canada over time after this as well).

American identity and independence were literally just things predominantly spurred on by, created by and used for wealthy landowners and political pamphleteers and agitators to redistribute land and power in the colonies in their favour.

American culture and identity are real, but they didn't exist in their own right in 1773. Those colonists were British (and other nationalities) and most of them first and second generation indentured servants who went there to work and create a new life.

More equate it to whites dressing up like blacks and trashing wallstreet or capitol hill

No, fuck you, that was the straw that broke the camels back. Screw Britain and its transgressions towards the American colonialists. It did the right thing, because Britain was unable to.

cunt

yeah so i want to see a declaration of independence from the niggers.
deray = thomas jefferson
talcum x = george washington

really though its basically impossible to respond to stupid shit like this. they just won't get it.

the only real mistake is that people especially politicians don't read the users guide to the constitution aka the federalist papers

This and the fact that at the time of the independence war, the Thirteen Colonies were really not particularly profitable or valuable compared to other areas of the world (especially when considering the strategic cost involved in defending and supporting them).

There's something to be said for the argument that the British stopping their investment into the Thirteen Colonies is what directly contributed towards the new focus of colonialism in Asia and Africa, where there was an rnormous growth of territory, trade and power. Whether or not the colonies later would turn out to be valuable, losing the revolutionary war allowed the British imperial governments to then look at the rest of the world with freer resources and minds and compete and win against the rest of Europe.

The boston tea party was relevant to their protest, however.

The protest was about taxation of imported goods: Thus destroying the tea destroyed taxes.


Googles razing and plundering towns and cities cus RAYCIZM! is not the same thing, and it's harming a ton of innocent civilians and businesses.

It was Injuns we dindu nuffin we wuz good colonists and shiet. Piss off corn tooth

WE TEA PARTY NOW

Prior to the passage of the Tea Act of 1773, it was law that the East India Company could only sell tea at a particular auction in London. From there, it was sold to minor traders who themselves exported to america and the collective markups and taxes caused the price of British tea to be very high in the colonies. The patriots, who believed that without representation government is illegitimate, encouraged the colonists to buy smuggled dutch tea instead. This was both an economically rational act (the smuggled tea was much cheaper), and an act of protest against the lack of representation. The violence occurred after the passage of the Tea Act, which allowed the Company to sell tea directly to the colonies and waived all taxes except for the Townshend Tax. This would have undercut the smuggler's prices and the remaining tax would have legitimized parliament's authority to levy taxes against the colonies. For this reason, the American Patriots (who would have called themselves British Patriots) could not allow the British tea to be sold. In two cities, the ships were sent back to England with their cargo still aboard, in one the tea was left to rot on the docks, and in Boston, because the governor was adamant that the ships would not leave port without unloading their cargo, the Patriots dumped the tea into the harbor.

The Boston Tea Party was not an act of rage. It was not uncontrolled violence. (The Patriots even paid for the locks they had broken in the act!) It was a calculated political act in defense of their rights as British citizens.

For some strange reason I had not read the entirety of the Declaration of Independence until recently, I get the feeling you would enjoy it.

Hello Pot im Kettle

crei moar, Britbong.

Maybe things would have turned out different if we had representation in parliament instead being treated as serfs

Benedict Arnold?

The Sons of Liberty were literally terrorists and ended up in open war with their government a few years after that.

One of the worst anachronisms i have ever seen.

I don't see niggers protesting Nike by walking out of stores with their shoes.

>broke the camels back
>Rich land owners are fucking their peons daily and pay next to know tax
>Britains in colonial wars, a European wide conflict and has to maintain a global empire
>tax the tea to make up for it after the Gin tax fails due to riots
>Americans AGREE to the tax in general
>Rich land owners get paid by the French to cause a distraction
>do this by binning the tea in the ocean and beginning a rebellion
>minor colonial conflict for Britain that results in all of the America's best and brightest heading to Canada
>Land owners realise they are inept and that they can no longer run their country after Britain leaves and begins India campaigns
>take in HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of slaves shipped by British shippers and forced to grow shit Britain needs anyway, getting a paltry amount of money for the goods compared to their actual value
>start a war with Canada when you realise that you fucked up and pretend its a war against tyranny
>get fucked once the Brits show up and you can't do anything
>literally wasted shittons of money on a perpetual stalemate that resulted in your capital being sacked but not occupied
>spend the next century or so on economic slumps staved off by gold rushes and selling arms to Europe

Nah. The US leaving was retarded. Could have been a global empire that would have prevented WW1 and 2 just by proximity but instead became lolmurica and thus had shittons of whites died and killed off nationalism in favour of socialism. Even in the US.

Why would a "british patriot" refuse to pay a tax to the british government for british goods?

The (((Bank of England))) demanded that the colonies pay taxes in Gold and Silver instead of the fiat currency America had at the time. This is what sparked the civil war, (((bankers))) being dicks. Again.

America is half the country it could have become British rule, all the shitty wars you lost? Would have been won, trillions in debt with those resources? doubt it, could have been a fucking empire still but you guys skyped us

Found the libcuck

They do that all the time it's called stealing

Please take us back, daddy. We're so sorry ;_;

Basically:

Rich guys are reselling dutch smuggled tea at a profit that still undercuts the British tea.

Britain decides FUCK THIS and undercuts them.

Rich crimelords go OH FUCK and decide to cause shit because they would lose their profit margin and thus legitimacy.

Pretend to be patriots and fuck up the British tea trade to spite the actual Britons in the US and keep a stranglehold there.

Don't believe the lies of history as it's written by the victor. Think about how the smuggled tea would have been redistributed, how Britain was trying to PREVENT illegal smuggling and how even in modern society, that act would be prevented by local drug dealers.

It's the same as marijuana sellers. They are the most STAUNCH adversaries to weed being legalised. Why? Cannabis is easy to grow, prolific and possible for any retard with a pot, a UV light and a power socket.

If legalised it would remove a HUGE amount of money from criminal hands that is otherwise seen as an acceptable price.

Fuck off, lobster back! I am affixing my bayonet, so help me god if I hear you sipping your tea on my side of the pond I will have no recourse but to ship you back up your queens ass.

This. Fuck your yuckmouth teeth and fairy faggot accents. The sun never sets on the good ole' USA now. You people are so cucked that being accused of sexism will have you accosted and arrested by your faggot gunless police.

There is always a price to pay to go your own way.