CTR BTFO

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Praise Lord Kek

Meme magick is real

Check'em.

The debate is when Trump will finally begin his enduring lead.

Hillary will shart herself

ALBANIAN Monarchy Must be restoreD

>8899
What did Kek mean by this?

ALBANIAN Monarchy Must be restore

Seizure incoming.

ALBANIAN Monarchy Must be restoreeddd

witnessed

hillary digits on stage

Praise KEK

Restore THE ALBANIAN Monarchy

Strobes & airhorns at the ready.

Well, that's all folks!

Standing is ableist. This is literally discrimination. You couldn't even fire a wal-mart greeter for not standing. Standing isn't even a bona fide occupational requirement for presidency like it is for the military. There's no need for standing.

I don't think I'm tired of winning yet

Hillary has another stroke during debates and dies right there

Witnessed

Who's to say she won't have an exoskeleton holding her up?

Trump will win this.

Hillary will collapse on stage.

get real

Hillary will faint at the debates

KEK RESTORE THE ALBANIAN MONARCHY

Checkem!

Is there a reason as to why?

Here is how the debate is going to go down.

Trump is going to pull something out on national TV that will fluster and destroy Hillary.
He will bring up Haiti, all the money that has vanished and that Hatians are so desperate they are eating dirt cookies.

She will get all flustered, short circit and faint from a panic attack.

KEK RESTORE THE ALBANIAN MonarchY///

Bitch will just lean on the podium

Wikileaks will release some major shit tomorrow

I WIN

Hillary dies from explosive diarrhea, while coughing on debates

Thats probably why she dropped a metal pin at 9-11.
Tell Trump to being stromg magnets.

Batteries will short out and burst into flames.

FUCK KILLARY KLINTON
SHE WILL BE ARRESTED FOR HER CRIMES

>mfw hillary hires Chris Angel to pull off the biggest mindfreak on live television

Someone needs to shoop her standing on the bodies of dead Syrian children.

she night even die, or have a stroke

ALBANIANs are MAster Race

Cheked and kekd

My dog just wants to make America great again.

Hillary will collapse on stage and sustain brain damage that will require her to drop out of the race.

I'm sure her exoskeleton would be made out of real orphan bones

ALBANIAN Monarchy Must be restore.

Fuck this I don't even want it

Trump will win

Trump will win because it's far more entertaining for him to win.

Hillary will stroke out on live TV

3rd degree burns, seizure & roasted shit in her diaper.

momma gave me special legs

RESTORE

kek wills it, she will shart herself

Hillary won't be attending the debate. She will weasel out of it and try to slide by without even taking questions from anyone by her hand picked media people that follow her around

Trump will be the next president of the United States.
Vladomin B.
Praise Kek

Trump will win the debates.

Hillary will have a coughing fit.

Wikileaks will release Huma's connections to ISIS through the Muslim brotherhood.

Trump will win ~310 electoral votes.

He will have a second term.

Hillary will shart herself onstage

in for get!

Nothing will happen.

Trump wins 2016

You'd be surprised by what modern drugs can accomplish. Making a corpse appear alive and hold a debate isn't all that impressive for modern medicine

>on stage
>90 minutes
>no breaks
>hot spotlights on it
>all that pressure

its gonna happen

Get

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After his election, we must focus on Marine Le Pen because of the presidential election in may 2017 in France which is crucial for the uncuckening of the west.

Shadilay.

From rumors she's easily agitated and cant stand even the smallest stress.

I'm certain she will be destroyed face to face with Don

Ha ha hah ha no wheelchairs! Take that ADA!

Hillary will have her exoskeleton built just in time but will be exposed.

Hillary has officially lost it. Trump will destroy her in the debate and Kek will finish her off.

youtube.com/watch?v=YrO7KDMfx_0

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I'm going to start praising Kek if this happens.

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Hillary won't be attending. Trust me. She will weasel out and try to slide by only taking questions from hand picked media people that follow her around

Hillary strokes out and is unable to speak either right before or during the debate.

CAUSE IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

How can you fags support Trump, when Johnson is the only one who gives two shits about Assange, Snowden, Manning, and the free flow of information that allows USA to hols its gov accountable?

>Hillary Collapses on live television
>Trump quickly take the initiative and rush to her aid
>Everyone talk about how quickly Trump reacted and how it revealed a different side of him
>To late to change candidate so Hillary is still the democrat candidate
>She spend the rest of the election in a wheel chair
>Everyone question whether she is fit to be a president
>Trump win in a landslide

the only things Johnson gives a shit about is open borders and weed, you see he needs open borders so he can get some more of the sweet Mexican grass. He likes to flippantly mention hackers cause he is an edgy fuck.

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Or they have a pantsuit with a built in pressure system like pilots use to resist G pressure. Even though Hillary can't even sustain one G of Earth's gravity for very long. If Kek wills it perhaps it will malfunction and blood will pour out every hole in her head.

i agree. been saying from the beginning we won't see trump/hillary debate. i'll be happy if i'm wrong of course, because memes

i never noticed before but why does Hillary dress like she belongs in the movie Equalibrium

Ok, but don't ever call anyone illegal again and what the fuck is Aleppo?

Bwahahahhahaaha
Hillary is going to be so fucked (if she wasn't already dead).

>WHY ARE YOU 50 POINTS NOT WITH ME LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM
>GOES BLANK FOR AN ENTIRE MINUTE IN SILENCE
>SS Gives her an Valium
>And as I was saying this is why we need to hand control of the department of agriculture to the UN.

They both hired Mao Zedong's personal stylist.

>anti-gun
Libertarian Party is officially dead. It's jumped the shark.

Press F to pay respects

iv never watched these before, does each candidate get a turn to speak or can Hillary constantly interupt Trump?

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she's a woman so she will do it anyway.

Citation pls

>Trump for gun control of people on arbitrary non-evidence-based government lists

>lolbertarian
>supports TPP
>anti-gun
>open borders
PFFFTTHAHAHAHA fucking hell no way

Solid satire

they are suppose to take turns, but she will interrupt him in order to correct the record herself

'"But there's just no evidence whatsoever to suggest that [gun control] makes us any safer, and, in fact, restricting guns makes things less safe, that's the camp that I'm in," Johnson said in a phone interview this morning.'

So... you have a Shillary Stroke or something?

It won't be so primitive.
Why do you thinks she suspended all the campaigning until the debate?
They're rebuilding her.
They have the technology.
Mecha Hillary will BTFO Trump.

Johnson not pro-TPP; said it needed further analysis.

Johnson is more against gun control than Trump.

Open borders, I do not like, so I agree with you there. But your other criticisms just are untrue.

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kek wills it

this
power of lulz is the will of kek

He came out supporting gun bans after Sandy Vagina. Now, I must ask: are you sure ~you~ haven't had a stroke?

when are the debates?

>Freedom loving Americans voting for Gary "bake the fucking cake" Johnson
No mate

If he wasn't a dumb fuck he would know that no further analysis is needed. So you're saying he's incredibly uninformed or stupid. Wich one is it?

Link?

Also -- comparing something someone said 4 years ago, vs what Trump said weeks ago with regard to 72 hour bans.

If Roosevelt was qualified...

He outer himself as a globalist leftist shill. Funny seeing as he was installed to take voted from trump but he's actually stealing from her. He's for damn sure no libertarian. His vp pick is even worse.

Oh so you've read the TPP?

You have some methods of perfectly modeling all of its ramifications?

Wow, you must be getting a nobel prize in economics soon!

Point is, he is the only candidate to recognize that the TPP is far more complex than your pea brain can acknowledge, and that further analysis by economists who know what the fuck theyre talking about is needed.

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You do realize there is not a single person here you can convince into supporting that 60-IQ cretin, right? You do realize you're just wasting your time, right? You do realize he'll never break 1% in November, right?

Hillary won't collapse, she will be pumped full of narcotics and have her legs bolted to the ground. she will be the last person to leave the room and it'll be by stretcher

Going to be the most watched debate ever, everyone waiting to see if she has a seizure.

I have read much of it. Ill make this short. It will deindustrialize further, lower wages, and leave us with a gig economy. We will have no control over anything and our economy would be regulated by unelected bureaucrats. Its a living document that can be amended to screw us even farther. Everything Obama has been doing is to further sell us out to the UN.

Does that sound like something that need further thought? Maybe if your a potential traitor.

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>You do realize there is not a single person here you can convince into supporting that 60-IQ cretin, right? You do realize you're just wasting your time, right? You do realize he'll never break
>1% in November, right?

Doesn't matter, you're Serbian and therefore trash

Gets demand a fallen shill

Gotta check myself as not to ya know

SHART

It would be funny if she had a stroke on stage.

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I'm the one with the trips here baby fucker

kek

witnessed

What is a leppo?

He's catering to lunatic liberals.

How can you cuck support this?:
youtube.com/watch?v=-xlmU9LvtAs

kek please, I beg of you

Johnson is a BLM cuck who thinks saying illegal immigrants is incendiary

ABSOLUTE KEK
praise kek.

First answer this: WHAT. IS. ALEPPO?

>Serbia is trash
Confirmed for all time

Checked.

>tfw the debate is 10am monday, will be at work

What if she shits herself and has warm diarrhea flowing down for everyone to see and smell?

If she does she'll be sure to cover her ears with her hair.

WITNESSED

I just want to know if her handler.. I mean hugbox.. I mean Secret Service man is allowed be next to her at all times with his CANA kit..

Wow this is very impressive. Is that OC too? If so well meme'd guy, damn. :^)

the triangle is just a menu

Oy vey!

She will attend the debate.

Not attending after cancelling so many events scheduled is political suicide.

If I was trump I'd wear a mask though... The Kikes might use Hillary to infect trump with pneumonia to kill him.

Don't mind me

Now if only she had an endoskeleton...

noice digits

Johnson also cares about the free flow of shitskins into my country and thus

upvoted

guys seriously, what is a leppo?

A soviet car made in the 30s. Very controversial now because ISIS starting doing hot rod shows.

I love these munted pepes

AAAAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

How many times will she need to run to the bathroom?

Check em
Kek em
Donald will rekt em

Same

HELP PLEASE

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Checked.

she will wear metal leg braces, full length

>by Joel B. POLLACK

Cred ForumsLACK LMFAO

right, he has 2

>off by one
This is not what will happen. Kek works in mysterious ways

She can't even stand on her own for more than 20 minutes. She always needs an object like a chair or counter to lean on. That they tried to get a seated debate tells you enough already. She is finished.

do real people care about unions and if trump was a union buster? in the UK, people are kind of fed up with unions because strikes by teachers and rail workers just have the effect of inconveniencing everyone.

Maybe they'll put a leaning bar behind her podium and Trump will quip about it.

Praises kek.

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Fatty Bankrupt hasnt stood for that long since the 70s. His ankles will explode.

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honest question, how much do you get paid to post on pol? You can easily tell how much you stick out with your word choice. I know they dont allow you to say kike or nigger, but put a little more effort into your work

Praise kek

Hillary is done now. Praise kek

They actually built bars for her to lean on in the front yard of some house she was visiting.
Anyone got the picture/video?

That's probably why her upper body fell back but her legs remained in place on 9/11. This also explains why she needs help getting up stairs and needs a step stool to get into a van. She can't bend her knees.

You know the get paid extra for (You)'s, right?

Calm down japan, fainting will be good enough
no need to get out of hand here

I know that but why is it at the end of the replies?
I saw the same thing in that Mario thread on Cred Forums.

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FDR 2: Shillary Boogaloo

>If you cannot sit or stand for more than 30(?) minutes at a time, call your doctor.

What are these commercials for again?

>The DNC are going to market Hilary as the next FDR

This is going to backfire.

fukkeeen love cgr

Correct until the second line. Trump will point across the stage and say something like, "You see? She can't handle this. She can't handle anything. This woman is not fit to be president"
>thunderous applause erupts from the audience
>Hillary is carried off stage on a gurney
>applause intensifies
>Trump screaming into his microphone to be heard over the crowd. "THAT WOMAN IS A LOSER!"
>Flesh and bone splatter across the floor as the audience claps louder and louder, chanting "LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!"
>Cut to CNN and Anderson Cooper's head has literally exploded
>civil war ensues
>mfw

KEK WILLS IT

not least because a cripple is not the same as someone with a neurological disorder

Also FDR at least seemed like a nice dude

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trump is smarter than that
20D chess remember

Easier to cover all the medical equpiment.

He's honestly not, but he's hilarious and the democrats tossed a giant bag of shit at everyone so no matter what he says, he still looks better by comparison.

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drumpf is a chumpf

What if this all is just act and she will beat Trump in debate?

Will you stop going to Cred Forums or just start making fun of loser?

Cred Forums will vehemently deny the loss and claim the debates were rigged to give hillary easy questions and make trump look bad, which is probably the case, but because they're such autists, nobody will believe them.

Nobody's reacting over an insistence from her that she must be able to sit?

Seriously?

Just that she's asked is bad enough.

shadilay

Source? Doesn't say that anywhere in the article.

Summoning Kek

Or gravity

Fucking checked. She's a goner.

Praise Kek. I'm feeling his power.

This is true if you watch her take criticism about her emails she acts like a child and very lawyerish and sneaky

The fact that this even needs to be reported on in the first place is telling.

When else in history has it been important to report whether or not the debaters would stand or sit.

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I wanna see her shart her diaper/pants suit.

I wish they didnt have podiums. My guess is hillary will uave a death grip on the podium.

Hillary will collapse. Check em.

Rereoll.

ya blew it

collapse and shit her pants

Reroll martshartin...

She will just wear some legs brace and a pantsuit to hide them. She will still come across bad because she will be jumped up on stimulants and shouting.

D E A D O N A R R I V A L

E

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D Y I N G

The double will attend the debate in her place, being fed answers by earpiece.

Don't worry she'll be held up by her flying monkeys.

Hillary is dying.

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>It was my pleasure.

>A
>FUCKING
>TRISKELION

he has two although his friends call him tripod

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My sides

>10AM Clappertime
Depending on the American timezone, I'll be drinking an good stout beer and enjoying a nice milk steak with my fellow Cred Forumsacks.

Johnson only cares about a bigger one world government and outlawing free speech

Kek wills it.

AY! Hol' up!

so much better than canadas get

That would be even better than fainting.

>cough
>shart
>panic at shart
>faint

In that order.

Forced meme is forced

Go back to raping Croats

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UNDERRATED AS FUCK

Built in "Shart-Guard" technology.
"If it leaks from your crack, we've got your back! Shart-Guard! No more sludge while you trudge!"

watch for an ear radio

they'll have her therapist keeping her calm with hypnotic triggers or some shit.