Amidst Tesla’s recent bad press, Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk prepares for another big week of news. It has been reported that the Prime Minister of India has given Musk land to test his next big idea: the Hyperloop.
The Hyperloop is a transit concept built around creating a system where capsules are propelled, using air, along a magnetic track. Essentially, there is less friction between moving parts because the capsule is levitating between air cushions and can therefore travel at high speeds. A Hyperloop will allow for speeds of up to 700 mph, but the logistics of transporting people at these speeds are daunting. Simple transportation realities like turns, which cause high G-forces, as well as acceleration and deceleration between stops need to be carefully considered with the Hyperloop before it is deemed anywhere near safe for riders. Yet, if the Hyperloop were to only ships goods, then this would not be as big of an issue. The project is moving rapidly, and CNBC suggests that the Hyperloop will be here in the year 2020.
Hyperpoop: The most expensive way ever visioned to get poos to loos
Gavin Parker
SUPER AMAZING GENIUS MAN Elon Musk has invented the fucking thing I use to send the teller at the bank? Oh wow, amazing. Yet another Musk project the government wasted money on and doesn't work. Awesome.
Easton Stewart
except that entire fucking idea is not only garbage but also a deathtrap, almost impossible to bring into reality.
Cooper Garcia
And indians argue they make great engineers.
Anthony Young
Are you mad because we just bought some planes from France?
Caleb Sanders
>implying they won't just use the loop as one giant horizontal loo.
Parker Clark
Seems likely. It will probably implode and blow up some Pajeets.
Daniel Ramirez
Maybe they can use they piping afterwards to build some LOOS, so PAJEET here can finally POO IN LOO.
Alexander Scott
POO IN LOOP
Evan Foster
Shut up Sven
Elijah Ramirez
Yes, more jobs for polacks as well.
Brayden Reed
POOP IN LOOP
ftfy
Lucas Stewart
kek
Hunter Evans
HypooloopyH
Christopher Murphy
>HIGH-PRESSURE POOP CANNON
Charles Allen
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Pakistan has no chance
Noah Cox
He's building a trillion dollar shitter.
William Gray
doesn't India need clean water and medicine before 700mph travel?
Owen Bailey
I thought they needed that before a space program and a nuclear weapon but I guess they just have different priorities.
Jayden Wood
>from SCAT-missiles to SCAT-cannon >from ditch in street to bio-mass driver
Command & Conqueror - Tiberium Sewage
Cooper Thompson
What will happen to the poo when it's super accelerated?
Julian Johnson
anything that will get the shit off the street faster is top priority
Aaron Lewis
Opens a trans-dimentional poop-rift in time and space and we will gaze into the pooverse
Colton Evans
More like hyperpoop
Dylan Fisher
It becomes Pooranium and releases mustard gas
Jayden Myers
BOY SURE WISH SOMETHING LIKE THAT EXISTED
Ian Reed
>POOP IN LOOP Has Musk been watching fucking Futurama?
Owen Garcia
They smash other hyper accelerated poos together in indias large poodron colider in a hope to discover rare never seen before particles of poo.
DESIGNATED
Daniel Davis
HYBERLOOB :DDD
Austin Rogers
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE India added a p for poo at the end of loo what the fuck India!?!?!
Eli Barnes
Are they using Pajeets as test subjects because this shit sounds very dangerous.
Mason Diaz
HYPERLOO
Charles Martinez
Testing out properties of poo in an empty sealed environment
Wyatt Long
Poo in loo || V Poop in loop
Gavin Fisher
you can never accuser the anti-loo-ites for not being innovative..
Angel Jones
>Yet, if the Hyperloop were to only ship Pajeets, then this would not be as big of an issue
It's a cute idea for transportation of goods, highly doubt it will be safe for humans for 30 years atleast
Levi Hughes
If hyperloop moves to India the project will die. My bet is that he is trying to get Gibs from the Fed like all his other projects.
Isaac Lopez
SCATSAT to launch on 26th, don't forget.
Jonathan Myers
>looks like a sewer pipe >built in india the irony
Jack Moore
those videos are pretty much bullshit... those tubes would use reduced pressure... nobody is talking about vacuum tubes..
that said everybody knows that a system like that can't be cheaper thant what is currently used all around the world... however the projected cost of your raillinks are rdicoulus anyway...
i am not a big fan of this hyperloop bs but most of the claims in those videos are ridicioulus and stupid... as they assume wrong stats to begin with...
Connor Walker
it's actually a shitty way to transport goods (in most cases)... normal trainlink is vastly superior for that
it's only usecase is transporting people... much like the chinkansen and the failed german maglev...
Hunter Ramirez
>Unsafe for humans So let's give it to the pajeets
David Watson
Superpower by 2030, maybe sooner! I for one am happy for Pajeet. Indians have always been bro-tier, the aryans of the east
