Meanwhile, at Cred Forums Hogwarts

MAKE
PUREBLOODS
GREAT
AGAIN

>Make England Great Again
youtube.com/watch?v=MP4aRzOnn6k

ugh, fucking muggle always standing around and blocking things.

Why the fuck would anyone mix with a muggle

Thanks for saying it for me, I was afraid I'd get bullied if I brought it up.

I-it's in Scotland...

>Make England Great Again
Hogwarts is in Scotland you fucking google mong

Slytherin is edgy Twilight vampire tier

Gas the mudbloods wizard war now

>Slytherin are edgy cretin buffoons
>Gryffindors are PC faux heroes that fuck up more often than not
>Ravenclaw are hipsters artists degenerates
>Hufflepuffs are brave and brillant lads
Fuck those arrogant cunts. Hufflepuffs had robert Pattinson in it so surely they must be doing something good

Why do the Goblins control all the banks and the media? Are they pushing for magic-miixing?

I loved the fuck out of Luna Lovegood and now she's into porn.

Where did it go so wrong ?

>Why the fuck would anyone mix with a muggle

oooh, oooh, I know this one. It's because the wizarding world faces a population crisis, and without wizard-muggle relations, we'd be inbreeding very soon and everyone would be drooling idiots.

Also, most talented/skilled magic-user of Generation Potter was Hermione Granger, a muggle-born. Anti-muggle sentiments are inherently illogical and have no weight to back up claims of inferiority. Even Voldermort had a muggle father, and look how strong he was.

Who the fuck said a woman could be in school here?

Haram as fuck. Also Never interrupt a man while he is talking.

Anyway back to carpet flying 101

Digito getto

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6/10 made me check

>implying there isn't a spell to get rid of inbreeding

for real?

>Not wanting to remove muggles from the earth to improve wizarding lives.
>Not seeing how great wizardom can be.
Fucking mudbloods.

Damn I wish that was her. The real actress got fat and that particular brand of british ugly.

DELET

Reverse everything the jew says to find the truth, witchcraft and sorcery is love and life, muggles are degenerate.
Inhalius Gassius!

Daily reminder that Muggles will soon be the master race thanks to actually using technology.

The wizard is inherently parasitical.
Scientific study and applied uses of magic are beyond their demon-warped minds.

The Netherlands are worthy of notice

>Where did it go so wrong ?

?

SORCERY IS AN ABOMINATION

Harry Potter here,
I've been lurking here a few months now, since I started researching for my film Imperium.
I'm as "red-pilled" as it gets now, it helped me get over my drug addiction and alcohol issues.
I still play quidditch to keep /fit/ but I'm not as competitive as I was in Hogwarts.
You fuckers should come over to my house in the Cotswolds some time.
It's the one with the cross burning on the front lawn.

Topkek.
Let's use goblins instead of skype from now on.

t. Golden snitch

>Luna got fat

Ravenclaw a best

Yes, truly an ugly British cunt.
Not like Irish girls, whose beauty is UNQUESTIONABLE.

becaus das racis

u must do like wizards and let the POC do whatever they want and breed you out because wizards are too unequal

get lost spudblood

probably not

Magic, while powerful, doesn't seem to be accurate enough to reverse all the teeny tiny genetic errors that come with inbreeding

magic off an extra arm, sure, rewriting the entirety of a person down to the cellular level, not a chance

Yeah yeah I know she's irish but she looks like an ugly british slag now.

>8.9%

Potter's gf was getting that BBC before settling for him.

underrated

harry potter is for faggots, faggot

>not being ravenclaw
Do you even read?

I can see how that specific type of look seems "all the same" to someone from outside the region, but in fairness to the eternal anglo slags, her features are more Irish than English, even if the tendency to be moon-faced (ha ha, pun) is shared on both sides of the Irish sea.
English girls of similar general facial outline tend to have more rectangular, less smooth faces, with less of a "house roof" shaped chin/jaw than the Irish.

Whats a good spell to behead someone?

This is her in 2016 though apparently.
Noice.

ACCIO ISIS

DECAPITATIO MEXICANUS

Tu n-ai altceva de lucru?

WTF is this gay fucking shit thread. Back to /lit/ faggots

>DECAPITATIO MEXICANUS
Leprechauns shouldn't be this powerful

I second this plan

Witches get stitches

my too, whats wrong with that?

Thirded, but it's probably already too late.

DUDE WEED LMAO

t. Hufflepuff

I fucking hate Dumbledore. The incompetent faggot keeps hiring the worst possible teachers. It's an outrage he's allowed to be in charge.

yeah but that's what forced diversity quotas get you

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>only good Puff in entire series
>dies

I have some bad news user

TECH BROTHER SPEAKETH THE TRUTH
UNSANCTIONED MAGICKS IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND HERETICAL

CLEANSE THE XENO
BURN THE WITCH
PURGE THE HERETIC

HIS WILL BE UPON YOU

Looks like fat madonna desu
Fattonna?

FUCKING SLYTHERINS AND HUFFLENIGGERS TROLLS IN THE DUNGEON PRAISE SNAPE

This.

You're a wizard Moggy

Sectumsempra, aim to the neck. Cuck Snape coined this one.

>TFW you realize Voldemort and the Death Eaters were trying to save wizardry.

As funny as it would be we have to use Skype because Google can't blacklist a major company from appearing.

Hufflepoofs are Aspergers as fuck.

Ravenclaw masterace all the way.

lmfao

Piss off cunt

Abracadabra *shoots you*

Hufflepuff would be the class demanding race mixing.

Harry Potter reads like mediocre overzealous fanfiction. It tries to create a bunch of overarching plots, but falls on it's ass every time. It tries to make conflict but it makes the conflict hollow by making one side blatantly evil and one side blatantly good. It tries to create a vast world of magical creatures, but all we get is that Goblins are greedy jews that can't be trusted and Centaurs are 50% hippy and 50% rapist. It tries to create a magical castle with a rich history but it's rich history is basically just four dickheads built a funhouse in the shape of a castle only going by the Rule of Cool.

Everyone in the book except Remus, Sirius, and Luna were absolute shit. It's hard to root for the good guys when everyone who is supposed to be innocent/good is just a bipolar shithead that spends half their time praising Harry as Jesus 2.0 and the other half of their time making his life even shittier than it already is.

#elflivesmatter

I enjoyed the books when I was younger, they were good stories. If you go back and read them later though it's very apparent that Harry is actually a complete prick. Don't think I'd have a pint with him desu

it was for kids, don't let the "harry potter is for adults too!" meme fool you, they are all spergs, Unless you started as a kid, you are a retard if you are reading harry potter as a grown man

Greatest problem with HP is the main 3 characters

HP is just "plot armour man"
Ron is "bubling sidekick"
And Hermione is "marysue"

But she created a pretty nice world, few interesting side characters and overall a fun settings for kids.

If only main characters were competent (except Hermione who is TOO competent) it would be really nice.

Based Jacob

Fucking LGBT Dumbledore will rig the house cup election and screw Slytheryn. WTF? I'm with Valdemort now!

I remember how conservatives just a decade ago were labeling HP as evil witchcraft.

Maybe not you my fellow 18-19es who use meme magic, but your elder brothers had one fucked up childhood.

>hufflepuff
>based
They're literally autistic.

Here you fucking degenerates. It's the official Harry Potter sorting quiz:

my.pottermore.com/account/login

Post your results and shitpost about which is arguably the most redpilled house. If we have a large number of the same house, it'll be the official house of Cred Forums

>use a throw away email when you register!

Hufflepuff would definitely be the house of Cred Forums. It's the dumping grounds for all the misfits and autist of Hogwarts after all.

What the fuck.

>we need to secure a future for full blooded magical folk

>tfw skinny Ravenclaw shits can't even fly their brooms in a straight line

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No Jews here, Goy! Move along.

Voldemort did literally nothing wrong.

>rich wizard history going down the drain because of muggles
>wizard genes being diluded because of the same thing
>wizards have been hunted and persecuted by muggles for centuries
>but it's all right because this one muggle girl is the best wizard ever!
HP is literally race-mix propaganda, and JK Rowling had to write Voldemort into a child killer to make him evil.

If she were a good writer, Voldemort would have been a normal anti-muggle dude until he heard that Harry was destined to kill him, at which point the fear would've driven him off the edge into dark magic and murdering a baby.

Ravenclaw will wipe out the SJW gryffindors, the goth weeb Slytherins and the NORMIE hufflepuffs.

RAVENCLAW 1488

>tfw in Gryffindor
This piece of shit hat. Just put me out of my misery already

Why the actual fuck did Harry not go pro?
He chose to be a wizard cop instead of the world number 1 seeker

VOLDERMORT DID NOTHING WRONG
GAS THE MUGGLES
WIZARDPRIDE WORLDWIDE

Are you aware that muggles could wipe us if the wanted?
Their elite are only keeping us alive as entertainment

Voldemort is an orphaned outcast who wants to live forever, he is a classic dark lord and terrifyng as he is

Better dark lord than Sauron imo

Umbridge will hasten the Wizarding Genocide.

>It's call Puffblow in russian translation.
Slytherin and Gryffindor weren't touched, but Ravenclaw turned into Claweran. The whole Raven part was completely thrown out.