DEATH

also basically this...

9.95?!! Is posting on Cred Forums equal to one month of Netflix?

SA.

I just have to find a way to shit post for free.

You fags can't tell a joke when you see one

8ch?

will EIGHT CHAN be actually good now?

isn't that place owned by the same people?

>$10 to post.

No thanks il go elsewhere.

rip Cred Forums.

no, it's owned by some cripple

Nothing is happening. Actually, I wish it would so all redditfags would fuck off.

What happened to Hiroshima Nagasaki?

i thought he had to sell it?

no it isn't

I want to see someone cut off a cats head with scissors

SA expats made Cred Forums what it is, some never grew up, got married, had kids or got real jobs i hear

BEHOLD: The Rise of Cripplechan

He tweeted that because of the Mario music. Then IA saw it and decided to fuck with you. Then lowtax saw that and also decided to fuck with you. In short, you're dumb

This

w-where will we go?

my fatherland is poor atm i dont have 9,95 usd to pay for shitposting!

You mean the obviously fake one that has the wrong adress and mismatch between date and weekday?

Yup. To fucking masons, it seems.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Reddit tomorrow.

>not going to reddit as the emissaries of KeK to spread His Truth

just use facebook like a normal person

>hey guys!
I got the instructions for the new Cred Forums

>twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/779056333249142784
It was due to this.

Probably nuked.

fuck. cripple chan it is.

we need neopol

You have to go back.

what is a facebook?
maybe its time for infinitychan

5478

you mean like a complete faggot

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Wow, that was actually cheap.

yeah it is newfag

I'll never use it while the users are fucking faggots who never stop crying about us

Just like 7chan, it's fucking garbage

Pepe killed Cred Forums

i would pay $10 to keep using Cred Forums. that would actually be kinda nice, newfags, shills, underageb& and redditors would come here less if they had to pay

5478

If Cred Forums dies, we need to spark a protest

in the very unlikely case this is actually truth, there's always kc which isn't half bad

1488

if you enjoy account bans for shitty reasons.

how do i delete my posts?

i think i fucked up

Does anyone really believe this? I mean, are there people here so stupid that they would actually fall for such an obvious line in bullshit?

You guys realize we'll stalk this guys house and rape his family, dog in front of him then rape him until his asshole devores his whole body.

This priced subscription policy will not pass while I'm alive and standing.

holy shit 8_chan poll has sound webms

>having to pay money to shitpost

I imagine 90% of the users on this site would migrate almost immediately.

>Where will you go when Cred Forums dies its final death?

2(2+2) chan of course

This is what they want!

lowtax a pauper tho

state of missouri has a lein on his property for unpaid alimony and child support, so he fled to canada

he did create kek tho

Fuck off to tardchan then. They're fucking whiny mongoloid absolutely self absorbed in their own image. Fuck them

>implying

if you're serious then call visa/mastercard to block your card

You really think so friend?

Just remember everyone if it does get shut down or what ever that we still have
4+4 = ?chan.

wtf is 6chan

I dont see a problem here, just move to double chan

you better be trolling, ahmad

Eaten alot of arab dick with your tea and biscuits eh?

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ummm.... outside?

Downtown. With a flamethrower.

You know. To start a flame war.

I don't want to set the world on fire....

Does anyone else think it's weird that Lowtax's sense of humor is still stuck in 1997? He tries to be funny but just comes off as old and boring.

only oldfags remember

Get back in the oven, you dirty fucking yid.

Are there any newcancer who fell for OP's shit?

He is basically a living comedy time capsule.

>sold to SA goons
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS PLACE IS FINISHED

i won't be back, time to head to figureeightchan

Wtf is this infographic bullshit? Are you telling me you had to do this much digging to figure out who lowtax is? Did you discover the internet in 2014?

Everywhere.
It's what happens when there's no containment

>Where will you go when Cred Forums dies its final death?

TRS seems fine.

>american education

did hiro succumb to the bullying and memes?

>swede

even if this was true, how much traffic the new owner would count to keep if it makes the "posting privilege" only open to paying customers?
It takes near to 0 effort to create or migrate to a new imageboard were to keep posting for free whatever the fuck we want.

NO NEED TO KEEP CORRECTING THE RECORD
FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF
NO NEED TO KEEP CORRECTING THE RECORD
FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF
NO NEED TO KEEP CORRECTING THE RECORD
FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF
NO NEED TO KEEP CORRECTING THE RECORD
FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF
NO NEED TO KEEP CORRECTING THE RECORD
FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF
NO NEED TO KEEP CORRECTING THE RECORD
FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF
NO NEED TO KEEP CORRECTING THE RECORD
FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF

Well.. today may be the last day we're here...

They constantly talk about Cred Forums. Its stupid.

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pls respond

>Pay to post.

Finally, no more googles to steal my ultra rare pepes like pic related.

It's only $9.95 guys. Don't be a poor cheap fag.

Pin code

>tfw cripplechan will be where we make our final stand

That's him, right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Smith_(diplomat)

>figure out who lowtax is?

is he from reddit or youtube or what? I've been busy burying my nana.

im selling 9gag gold accounts, please send me money

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We will take it to the streets, redpilling people discreetly, increasing our army.

If we live in estates, we will become estate moderators

The time has come for us to see some sunlight Anons

Only newfriends call themselves out, shows by your ignorance over ownership, faggot.

But if there are more of you than of them....they will have to su eventually. Plus everyone here bickers anyway so how different will it be, really? kek

you cannot into basic concepts like these, user?

>Rulecuckchan

We need to make a new homeland.

ive been here a year but i fit in well

i dont know how i would live without /pol

you are the only guys i know that "get it" you are my people....this is bad if its true :(

I've been here well over 7 years. Get out while you still can

ex SA member banned many times. this isn't legit. did hiroshimoot empty his bank account over this hosting or is this a shitty bait thread?

well fuck, don't tell me this is it

I'm actually gonna miss you retarded assholes

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I win drumpfkins

I win

Should we make a new site?
I dont ind paying for the domain and setting up I just dont know how much it will cost to host all of the images

I can have my life back?

Oh, thank God.

Seriously real talk.
Where do we move to? Where will our great exodus take us?

I'll probably be free of this cursed place. I've been coming here for more than 10 fucking years now.

Maybe I'll make something of myself. Maybe I'll spend more time with the people I care about. Maybe... just maybe... I'll become better.

[spoiler]just fucking kidding i'll probably go to 8ch, complain about how shitty it is, and how it isnt even nearly as good and still go day after day.[/spoiler]

You're retarded but I'll humor you

Storagr space is not an issue since the site only holds so much at any given time, the issue is with other resources like IO/RAM/CPU due to a large volume of posting and visitors.

thanks, so large costs involved then in terms of hardware

You retards fall for the stupidest shit.

Lowtax is broke as fuck and barely affords to maintain his own garbage forums let alone buy this place.

If this happens just move the 8_chan.

Is it dying dear? Do you need life support by spamming it on Cred Forums?

this is a containment site for freaks and mentally touched little grown boys. the IBF AIC wont shut it down for fear your creeps might infested the (((good ))) sites

its too late im here forever lol

>make a lil' money from retarded forums
>(((invest))) it in airsoft, worst korea mail order bride, and meth
>get dumped by mail order bride
>become destitute methhead living on a couch in a strip mall office
>buy Cred Forums for 10bux
truly a hero for our times

EC2 instances are cheap, and storage for the CDN is cheap. Bandwidth is a much larger cost.

Is this real? Something Awful is the most beta nu-male faggot site to ever exist. It's like a male version of tumblr. Seriously, go there right now and read one or two message board posts. The most cringeworthy shit Ive ever seen

>get dumped by mail order bride
holy shit

I think it could be doable, I wont bother because 1 i havent got a clue what im doing and 2 its probably all bullshit and people will stay in this shit site regardless

>1gb database size
>100gb disk space
>2gb RAM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>somethingawful
looks like we have a fight on our hands, faggots
somethingawful has basically turned into tumblr over the years

7762

mo moo cowie goes
boo boi the paki blows
what are you doing paki said the cow
fuk of cow this is my town

IT'S ANNUDAH Cred ForumsOCAUST GOY

>believing goons
K

Kek visited my dreams last night and told me all will be well and Trump will win.

Its not going to be the whole of Cred Forums only the autists that want to leave Cred Forums

It always was tumblr to begin with

>it's new owner
>it is new owner

>pay to post on 4chins
Literally nobody will do this.

Good. If there's one thing Cred Forums needs it's a mass exodus of poorfags

An account removes the state of us being anonymous. This would be the end of Cred Forums within a day.
Seriously, I will leave and chill at krautchan until something new pops up.

is SA even relevant anymore? The only time I would hear about it is through goons on eve online.

no way in hell lowtax bought Cred Forums. pretty funny rumour though.

Waiting for fucking proof.

most of the ole goons are over at SS

:get out:

what's plan b if this place gets shut down?

don't know what they talk about us. atleast tell us

Same place I went last time it died.

SS?

Any of the other 9001 chans out there.

something sensitive

WHAT! NO I BEG YOU|
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Somethingsensitive

DELETE THIS NETHERFAG

you could make your own chan. with blackjack and hookers.

Of course, that's why 4chin pass exists.

The next exodus to 8ch*n begins

fucking gook

1234

breddy much this

Why would Jim know what the tweet is about

he can't speak jap he is not a mod or knows mods

he is only known for good at shitposting vids

and it as obviously joke you fucking atutist

Meh. I've been using reddit more recently anyways.

Aren't there still a fuck load of chans? I used to use 7 chan, 7clams, 78 chan, and 99 chan back in the day

I wish there was a Cred Forums chan

>Hillary got him killed

kek the irony

I don't think you faggots realise how much of a cancerous libtard shithole SomethingAwful is. Just say your goodbyes we had a good run. Maybe go to 8/chan but their board has too many annoying as fuck stickies.

C'mon the kike must be joking
This sounds to fucking retarded to be true

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No. It was sold to the English guy currently owns 2ch. It's been going to shit the past year. Cripple has no part in it anymore. Endchan seems like the place to go next.

>idiots still sperging out over a tweet from a random nobody

Nothing has even been announced. Calm your gapes.

Try refreshing your page and look at the fuck ton of new servers your browser goes through.

8ch

you are a TOTAL sperg lord

back in 2007, Cred Forums required MULTIPLE dedicated servers, each on unmetered 100mbit connections.

And you think a shitty shared hosting plan will cut it.

go to softlayer and rent a $300/month server that will be a good start, last i checked they have better rates than amazon

>random nobody
>Jim

You can only choose one.

Honestly?

If Cred Forums goes down this is my chance to be set free. I just got past the Neo-nazi stage of the red-pill and am now on a road to self improvement.

Cred Forums has been a large tool in the development of my mind, my perception of this world and also my core beliefs. Everything comes to and end eventually.. no sense roaming the internet searching for old glory.

I would say directly effecting the outcome of the United States election is a pretty good way to go out. I am glad to have played my part in changing the course of History.

I'd like to thank /k/ for all it has taught me about weapons, tactics, doctrine, philosophy, and also getting me into politics.

I would like to thank Cred Forums for making me realize I fucking hate video games and I was only playing them to waste time.

I wan't to thank /fit/ for making me feel like shit about my body and getting me on the road to improving my physical health.

And I would like to thank Cred Forums for making me who I am today.

Lastly.. I would like to thank Cred Forums.. 5 years 13 days ago I discovered Cred Forums. My life has never been the same since.

Wherever you guys end up I wish you luck. This site going down is the end of the Chan road for me. It is true that you are here forever, right until the end and I plan to be.. But Cred Forums is all I owe that to.

Start thinking about the future user's. Not necessarily what is going to happen, but what you would like to happen and how you can improve yourself to make sure that happens.

it's been fun friends.

So people are migrating to 8()c()h()a()n or what?

>common core

yes. you'll like it there anyway since its just one giant naziboo circle jerk

>Cred Forums becoming SA

It'd be actually amazing to see it becoming full circle.

You people are fucking autistic.

IT'S A JOKE IDIOTS.

well it is the ultimate redpill for all users not just the ones on Cred Forums

when ppl from other boards called us paranoid we ignored it and tried to talk sense into them.

now they will be forced to rethink who was right, because this literally means we are getting SHUT DOWN together with the rest of Cred Forums

in any case we should migrate to cripplechan

>twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/779082953561255936

literally who?

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Hopefully, I'll be free. The abyss is beginning to stare back.

>3/4ths of the .jpg are trying to "prove" who lowtax is
what a newfag...

lowtax is the guy that got his block knocked off by Uwe Boll in the greatest boxing match in internet history.

>hiroyuki acts like a sperg like always because he probably did a mistake and people were inconvenienced
>some guy with a literal who website sees this and takes the opportunity to troll some retards and get attention
>thread has been going on for 4 hours
you faggots are denser than lead, holy fucking shit

Holy shit

We need a crowdfunded Pepechan.

Don't you guys know that kikewheels welcomed reddit to be the only ones that create boards?

>You all realize he tweeted that because of some temporary shit he put on Cred Forums right?
Details? Scared for a second until I had to wonder who the fuck MisterMetokur is.

If it's really that guy, maybe we'll be fine, even if SA is shit. Also, remember that kikewheels chan is shit.

'Til Lowtax came along
Punched him in the face and banged his moooom

IT'S A-ME, MARIO

ITT: Idiots not knowing lowtax

Did you know thaat you dropped your leaf?

Stop worrying and embrace your new admin.

>Cred Forums
Fuck, I don't like admitting it but that's where I started out back in 2006.

I'll miss /m/ and Cred Forums the most if this shit gets shut down.

No, I smoked it.

Made Mario music play and an annoying gif on Cred Forums for Nintendo's 127th anniversary

Seriously are you gonna let these 2 jews play with our feelings?
They are trolling but still cast them into kike oblivion

>Just Call Me Mister

LITERALLY
FUCKING
WHO

you dont know jim?

what a cuck

The guy Lowtax is placing as head mod of Cred Forums. That's how he knew ahead of time.

>Where will you go
To hell. I can't live without this website.

's can also be possessive. for example: "Sven's new shitpost" is grammatically correct.

>Cred Forums is dumb enough to believe literally anything

1088

>some twitter nobody makes a troll post
>Cred Forums takes it for granite

Any reason to post Ron Pauls is good, right?

kill it already!

I want my life back!

Why wouldn't An Hiroshima get a bidding war going between Soros, Trump, and some big Jewish company?

Clearly the only logical option left is to go to 2chan and destroy the one thing that An Hiro loves!

Innawoods.

Jim is the cuck, left for a year and told Cred Forums to fuck off to be with some gook girlfriend and then comes crawling back.

good fuck you kek fags ill be happy when youre gone.

Whats this meme?

OldFag get in here and help.

I'll roam like the Lone Wanderer that I am.

lmao u guys are dumb, the sorry was for the stupid ass sticky that was on Cred Forums with all the marios runnin across the screen and the loud ass music

>it's real
TOPKEK, what a faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo

Lowtax barely makes money from something awful to keep his shit middle class lifestyle afloat no way is he able to afford this site retards.

Didn't lowtax create GaiaOnline?

>[screams internally]

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I won't pay. And I won't register for an account.

Nothing like a filthy semite subhuman asking if others are associating with one of their kind. Nice one, my filthy rat friend.

Hillary gave him the money to buy this site, hide posts.