Be honest pol, if you could do life over again...

be honest pol, if you could do life over again, being born in 2000 as a smart hot blonde who goes to a private school and gets into an ivy, would you do it?

you would keep your same brain is so far as your current sex drive goes. this means that you would likely be a lesbian or bi.

what would you do with your new found powers? would you still shill muh traditionalism? or take over the world?

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I'd abuse the fuck out of it to be quite honest with you, amigo

exactly. which always makes me wonder why more females don't do that.

How about just act like a man in your current life?

Social stigma and shame.

beauty is fleeting but I understand why OP would love easy access to sucking cock

if i had to be a girl i would be a conservative girl. they are in so short order they are pure gold and could easily land a top tier male.

I don't think I would make a good girl

>You can be born again but successful

wewlad why wouldnt i take it

why?

>I'd abuse the fuck out of it to be quite honest with you, amigo

How so?

you would subjugate yourself to a male?

no because I would have to give up eating whatever I want and lifting weights

true. probably has a lot to do with it, but social stigma has faded. how much longer until it's gone?

>being a girl
>having to deal with rape culture
>having to manage my period and deal with all those taxes on tampons
>getting triggered all the time by microagressions

i would rather come back as a jew in the holocaust thanks

>Can't open the pickle jar
>Can't get shit off the top of the fridge
>Can't play football
This is basically my life already except I'm a dude, was born in 98, and I'm not hot.
>yfw you realize people born in 99 will be able to post in January

This is a psyop thread.

No I don't want to be a woman.

Sheep leave before you get manipulated.

as a girl jew?

Yes and I'd play with muh titties all day.

>play with myself
>yeah
>maybe fuck some rich guy

I wouldn't be a lesbian. I would look down at my body and go, oh look I've got a vagina and womb, that means I need to have sex with boys if I want to propagate the white race.

makes sense

but other than sitting in front of a mirror fucking yourself, what would you do with your new found powers?

All of that isn't worth changing sex.
Also sage

so you would willing just become a vessel?

ha. classic comic.

but your brain/outlook would remain as it is now, as much as possible.

and you wouldn't be changing sex, but starting all over as a girl. you would have to grow up as one, but retain your current life outlook.

Bitch and moan till society gives me what I want. Then watch it slowly crumbling.

Probably wouldnt do it, I dont want easy mode.

>Its another Cred Forums suffers from autogynephilia episode

that's what i'm trying to ascertain. i have a hypothesis that most of pol's views are due to autogynephilia.

Try to see it as a challenge. See if you can convince people of your actual value to society.

What do you mean by that?


I think /r9k/ is full autogynephiliacs because they can't get women and suffer from feelings of inferiority because of it.

Kek'd

pol feels emasculated and that has turned into autogynephilia that leads to wanting traditionalism that would remove the emasculated element, but really the traditionalism is a cover for them want to be the female in the traditionalism: i.e., someone who is inferior and dominated but is respected due to their inferiority and being dominated as opposed to what they currently are as males who are not respected because they are inferior and are being dominated.

>lesbian

So, what, I'd have a little bean to flick? The best I could do is have some cute chick lick my stanky snatch? Bro, that's no fun. I live to shove my long meatrod into tight puss, and as a chick I'd no longer be able to do that. A couple of lesbian sessions might be entertaining, but I'd soon miss having a thick sausage with which to ram warm spam.

I would rather born again as an unsuccessful eastern european man. I like my current being. Woman life sucks.

you don't have a big dick, but keep larping.

Tried really hard with that one, didn't you?

My 4.5 inches of glorious manhood fits snug in the wet pink silk of your mother's slit, among many other whores.

I might actually do this. I would actually have human rights.

My god yes.

Life on easy mode.

working on an article about this for uni.

Fuck yeah dude! If I got to be sexy as hell I might. I just wouldn't be a stupid bitch (but I would, tee hee)

anyone who wants to be female is admitting that being a man is too hard for them

Do you have a foreskin?

Are you suicidal?

>not being a 6ft 3 Aryan demigod

OP, I think you're a fucking trap in waiting. Kill yourself.

What challenge is in that?
By being a beautiful blonde that went to Ivy I already have more value than 99% of humanity without trying further.
Hell, I could drop out of school and earn more than a young doctor by camwhoring on Twitch - my face and tits alone would provide more value than most people can ever hope to achieve.

Did your dad win custody of the kids?

Did your girl let you keep your stuff?

How is the dog? Still in the house?

Say 'dominate' again motherfucker.

This is my fetish.

sure is /r9k/ in here

I would go sexy scientist route. Change the world while I stripped to pay for college.

I would be one of those picky sluts.
Hardly. I have a job. I pay rent. I just don't go out much because I don't have money.

dominate
o
m

>gather large group of beta males around me
>harange and heckle them for money and favours; only ever repaying what i owe by saying "thanks sweetie, your so nice"
>Invest said money in ventures that i know will suceed like TESLA stock and the like
>go lesbian and catch me a big breasted red head

be a blast

sexy scientist strip route would be best.

create a clone army of yourself

Only right answer

I would string along betas online for shekels

good plan. creative.

>camwhoring on Twitch

>be transformed into a woman
>pretend to be horrible at videogames so beta white knight virgins give me money and attention
doesn't sound half bad 2bh

Yeah! then I would make a harem and herm me and a few variations and just fuck like the sexy pent up nerd we were at heart.

I'm so glad I'm not a girl I would be a humongous slut.

I wouldnt.

As much as it sucks to be male right now, even if it got to the point where I was being chased out of town and killed.

I would still double-up on male.
Women have no real power, they're kind of disgusting people past the looks and all.

I think we should cull the world of bitch men, though giving these bitches attention. Better yet turn the bitch men into women.

Date a beautiful afro american man, possibly older than i am. Whitebois are sooooo boring in bed omg. And besides, who wouldn't want a beautiful mulatto kid?

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>I'm so glad I'm not a girl I would be a humongous slut.

probably the truest words ever uttered on pol

Thank you for posting this useless degenerate thread. Take this shit to Cred Forums

I'd rather kill myself than be a woman.

>If you could do life over again

In opossition of what, not living again? Yeah I would take it.

no.

easy, does not a good life make.

Old school female 'game' will turn most modern men into mush.

no
i genuinely don't think being a woman is fun, even a hot one
you get a couple of good years before you're smart enough to use them well and once you're smart enough you're rapidly losing in value
also, receptive sex just isn't as good, even if you get tons of it

I'd do twitch streaming and get rich that way

yeah but what do you do when you reach 30 and have nothing to show for?

how do you make a living after you can't cruise on your looks anymore

you'd have to invest really well because both your career and your chances of landing a wealthy cuck will plummet to near 0 once you've gone pro

>soon there will be pornstars born in the year 2000

tits or gtfo

less than 2 years away. someone should start a countdown. sure to piss off feminists

beomg born as a female?

are you gay OP?

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>as a degenerate

wow looks like Cred Forums's hatred of outsiders is just jealousy after all

kek i don't have any

blackdragonblog.com/2013/05/12/fun-with-theory-what-if-blackdragon-had-been-born-a-woman/
Pretty much this.

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so you would choose to get blacked? good for you user on not being racist!

>born in 98
Fuck off then you little shit

With the knowledge I already have? And the rationality I possess? Pfft. Ivy league to OTS for the Air Force. None of that enlisted bullshit. Free ranks handed to me for my tits - maybe even get to be a pilot, if I don't have the same shit acuity and astigmatism problems.

Get up to a decent rank, retire, go into politics as a conservative and win the presidency in a landslide.

Lol no, I wouldn't give up being a white male for the world.

Yeah but only to buy bitcoin

I'll never date a swedish girl because I don't want to be infected by diseases that scientists have not discovered yet

>implying you need a do-over in order to become a woman

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REEEE!