Caption contest

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>it goes in your ear, not your mouth dumb leaf

>I bet I could take in more refugees than you

>Rock paper scissors for who has to go talk to those fucking muslims?

>yo, i got the money, when can I get that gram?

What the fuck is a djibouti?

>I'm throwing a party for uh...you know...swingers. if if if if if if if you wanna stop by and please Michelle for me, I'd appreciate it

>I'm high af
>damnit Justin, I said we were meeting with members of the G20, not the G420

>it's 2016 you bigot, it's time.

>>Rock paper scissors for who gets to go bow to those wonderful muslims?
fixed. Obongo and Turdeau are cucks.

> i love dank 9gag memes

top or bottom?

Do you want to hear a bit of the (((direction)))?

>You better make sure you prep me properly before I fuck your wife tonight

Trudeau's eyes are looking at something.
Does Obama wear pants during these?

>i am also a homosexual

Pretty good

>bring the mayo to the oval office at 10:30 tonight. I'll get Michelle ready

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so then, what you do is, flip them at 350 for 10 minutes on the other side.

>hey uhhh justin I'm uhhh ment to take in all these refugees, think uhhh you could cover for me.
>sure thing Barry I'll take them, I love fucking up my country

>i'd absolutely destroy you boipucci, destroyed mate. Remember that

>Dude, of course Michelle is a man. This was on her ass earlier today.

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>I'll let you watch

>The shitposting operation, I need you to ramp it up fast. Hillary is on my ass and we need every vote we can get.

>There is a prime minister named Justin

wew lad

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>it goes in your ear, not your ass
FTFY