Hey... how are you... you must be Chelsea's parents, right?

i think i would snap and kill him to be completely honest

>-Do you want a beer?
>giving someone alcohol before letting them drive off with your daughter

wow

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Who the hell is Chelsea?

"Have fun tonight. Oh, by the way, I'd like to introduce myself to your father. Can I have his phone number? Oh, he's not 'available' right now? Ok, that's fine. Talk to you later."

::later that night to my now-pregnant daughter::

"I told you so. Now, here's a gift card to the abortion clinic."

kek

Usually people here don't drive to dates. They either take the bus to the girl's house and a taxi afterwards or just go by taxi. Only faggots that want to show off their car (bought by mommy and daddy ofc) drive everywhere.

What you can't drink 1 beer and drive? Legal limit is .08, 1 beer will bring you to like 1/8 that depending on your tolerance.

He probably answered 'no' to every other questions.

KEK

>flag
i'll give you about five keks

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>GTFO MY LAWN YOU FRICKIN NIGGER BEFORE I RELEASE THE HOUND!

>mfw jerry purpdrank was actually trying to meet up & bang my sister before he became vine famous

>naming your daughter Chelsea
Might as well name her "whore"

Then tip my fedora, turn 360° and walk away

I'm feeling lucky, punk. Get outta here goog before I get my .44

I let them go on their date then lock the doors and disown my daughter for being inferior.

Na ese, I just finished nutting in that bitch you can do whatever now, have a good day

Get off of my property you filthy fucking google

>this fucking captcha

Yes, looks like you forgot to take your pills again, honey, here.

Did you have to click the bottom right or not?

hiro sold us out mate

who teh fuck is chelsea you worthless fucking google?

use the old captcha negroid

How?

>Not realizing that this is a ploy to get inside of your house and rob/murder you.

Its like you guys don't even watch the news.

I dated a girl from Georgia in high school. Her dad hated the idea of her dating a black guy so much he would leave work early every day to do a couple of laps around the school to make sure she wasn't hanging around with me.

Of course this just made the whole affair hotter to her and led to more stairwell blowjobs. I was young and just interested in holding hands and shit. He did that to himself.

settings
it's there

But you are a gypsie, why do you care about jobs and college degrees?

Google

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

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Chelsea? Listen google- I'm gonna need you to do an impression of your father for me, and disappear.

Jeeves.

Oh my god, a nigger is trying to break into my house!
Best call the neighbourhood militia.

I wonder if my daughter will be half google.

I find google women attractive.

I clicked it, and I got it wrong apparently

kek

yes, now leave before i call the police

that's your dick doing the thinking for you. stop thinking with your dick, that's not what it is used for.

*knock knock knock*
"Hello sir can I have a glass of water?"

This is all it takes for a burglar to break into your home and steal all your stuff... then rape your family and set them on fire after torturing them for hours because he a gud boy who bin goin to church erry day.

You're probably right user.

>t. white guy roleplaying as a blackie

Nobody's interested in ya' shrimp dick ruggarell now get back to Cred Forums
Down here in australia we fuck our daughters.

Who's Chelsea and why are you on my property, boy?

i'm not anyone's parents and no one named chelsea lives here.