British """"cuisine""""

How much for a baked bean pizza in the UK these days?

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The holy trinity of fucking disgusting non-existent cousine.

>implying that americans arent the biggest classless pieces of shits when it comes to their cuisine

Being this malnourished.

Baked beans and pizza is a good combo of ready food tbhfam.

But the beans won't be as good if they're built into the pizza, even if it might be convenient.

>with cheese
Reminds me of when I went on a trip to South Carolina last year and saw Hotels advertising Color TV. Good times.

They were surprisingly tasty. The sauce was very sweet from the beans and gave it an unusual flavour compared to a standard cheese and tomato.

Haven't eaten or even seen one since the 90s alas.

>malnourished
Disgusting shit.

Amerisharts so desperate they actually call piece of pastry with intensines filled with minced meat a """""""""cousine""""""""".

That looks tasty as fuck desu my eyes lit up when I saw it

I could go for a baked bean pizza right about now to be honest family

I think these were a limited thing in the 90's I remember they weren't that bad

>every piece of meat I put in my mouth must be phallic shaped and sleeved
You have your own problems, Germany.

For a redpilled pizza, I would pay 20 UK shekel

>It's an Americans attack someone else's cuisine thread
I don't know whether to laugh or to weep. Poor, poor America.

>not liking baked beans

> this glorious buffet from God's own country
Never felt more homesick desu
Fucking dog and cat pizza over here

Oh look, another shit flinging thread not about politics or news.

OP is a faggot. Baked bean pizzas were god-tier, they need to hurry up and bring them back again.

That genuinely looks tasty as fuck to be honest

fuck off cunt at least we don't PRETEND like we have cuisine

turkish """"cuisine""""
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Yeah, and the Czechs are so world renowned for their culinary genius.

>Heinz
>not Rex

Obviously not fit for a queen desu

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Well argued YugoSlavia

Oh fuck off pleb. If you take examples of fast and convenience food as evidence of national cuisine you're just proving you've never set foot in a halfway decent restaurant or tasted any of that nation's home cooking.

Not going to lie I want one.

They also like to take a nice, long, smelly look at it when they plop it on their shit shelf

>tfw they don't even sell that in my area anymore

My favorites were the Baked Beans Pizza with Sausages. Now I have to put up with £2 Goodfellas pizzas and the local papa john's is lazy poo in the loo central. It just ain't the same.

>post baked bean pizza trying to troll Britbros
>all of them unanimously say it was delcious and want more
>get BTFO again

You just cannot troll our M8's from across the pond.

Holy shit, I never looked at the guy in the back before - I've seen this picture 100 times. They both look utterly defeated and resigned to their nihilist fate on the blistering anus they call earth

>how can Czechs even compete

vegemite brings back memories
> sitting around the campfire with my uncle on the farm, munching on vegemite toast that we toasted in the fire
> sipping a cup of bushells tea
> aunt is playing the guitar next to us

>kraft

>having a good day
>see homeless white guy begging in front of McDonald's
>buy him two mcdoubles because I'm feeling grateful and generous
>didn't want to give him money cause he'd probably blow it on booze
>drive up to him and hand him the burgers
>doesn't even say thanks
>he tries to hand me a empty cup and asks me "can you throw this away for me?"
>I'm thrown off guard
>stare at him for a few seconds and reply "no"
>he looks at me like i just inconvenienced him
>get back in my car and realize I have finally left all faith in humanity

> FUG U ARE POOR LED ME BUY YOU DAILY BURGER :DDDD

We invented banter...
Our humour is supreme

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Half abo?

When are they going to do a Jellied Eel Pizza?

>invade and conquer half the world for some fucking spices
>food still tastes like shit

Bravo, Britain.

> abos
> owning a farm

>cousine
This turns me on

No one even eats jellied eels

It was something cockneys ate in east London. The pakis have outbred the cockneys.

I am a Londoner and it is crazy how much better it is living up north

I fucking love baked bean pizza!

My local pizza shop puts baked beans in their pizza. It cost like £16, it's a fucking rip off.

USA wishes they could be like Britain, yet they are still stuck on lvl 1 - sand people... Can't even conquer people who literally live in sand

>tfw no vegemite in my area
>only marmite

I get that it's better, but it's not the same shitty, horrific experience you're supposed to get when eating Australian cuisine.

FUUUCKKKK YOUUUUUU I STILL EAT THEM YOU FAGGOT.

True, the cockneys have been ethnically cleansed. The remnants live in Essex now.

>HALF
>abo
Learn to read half-breed

fuck off Hitler

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I really hate people from Essex

Very obnoxious accent + mannerisms

They can't say "ing", it's always "ink"
Somethink. A bit like how Americans can't say metal without it sounding like medal,

Retarded commoners and pleby obnoxious middle class is Essex... I suppose most of uk too

That looks fucking delicious m8

Most countries have absurd frozen meals like OP's pic.

>imply someone is half abo
>don't understand how this could imply their grandparents are abo