Temple Mount Happening

"We're going to build a big, beautiful JEWISH Temple right where that golden terror dome is, big league. Under budget and ahead of schedule - believe me!

Now we need to find a based turkbro that can wear the MAGA hat into the Turkish Asembly when Erogan is there or the same for Assad in Syria. Perhaps Lennins tomb during a military parade...

>Little Shlomo slowly tries to make his way to his computer. His extreme physical weight makes it much harder for him to navigate properly across the room's floor, littered with empty Mt. Dew bottles and all kinds of various dragon dildos. He seats in his dirty and run-down chair, which groans at the shock of his 200, extremely heavy pounds bearing down on it, and presses the start button on his outdated computer. As his computer boots up with a humming sound, Shlomo picks up a dossier from the trash-littered floor and examines it. It's his trusty old manual made by the JIDF, containing various instructions for debate with anti-Zionists in online forums. He proceeds to open the dossier with his fat, and very smelly hands. One of Shlomo's fat arms accidently knocks down one of his countless empty Vaseline tubes, and underneath exposes an old picture which he had long forgotten. Shlomo was utterly surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Miranda, you dirty Gentile shitze, why wouldn't you love me?" Shlomo whimpers under his heavy breath. Suddenly, all of his repressed and painful memories back from high school return to Shlomo. Being rejected by his love, her filthy goyim friends laughing at him, him starting to cry and running off like so many times before. To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the Gentiles for his own failures. "I don't need this stupid shitze anyway, or any inferior white Gentile cattle girl for that matter," Shlomo bitterly mumbles, filled with his own impotent anger, and proceeds to throw the picture of Miranda into the trash, which is already filled to the brim with used Kleenex tissue papers.

(contd)

At work

Tip of the MAGA hat to you my Jewish brethren

TOP KEK

Fucking Madman,

>Finally logging into his computer, Shlomo is greeted by his home wallpaper, consisting of a huge black cock. After discovering the Internet, he soon found an outlet for his repressed sexuality, by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach Tyrone about his feelings, just so he could lose his virginity before he turned 25. Still, Shlomo had not found the courage to talk to Tyrone, or anyone except for his mother after he finished high school, for that matter. "I always just wanted to suck your black dick, Tyrone," he sighed. Shlomo opens up his outdated Internet Explorer, and searches on Bing for Cred Forums's "Politically Incorrect" sub-board. Suddenly, he remembers his mother's words. She always told him to get a job in real estate, or become a lawyer like his father, Moshe Davidsteingolemwitz. "Please get a real job, Shlomo. I'm begging you," she would say. But she just doesn't understand. She doesn't understand how utterly important it is to protect the chosen nation of Israel from these scumbag Stormfags and Arab-Palestinians on the Internet, whose ultimate goal it is to wipe him off the map. Shlomo now begins to type on his keyboard. "Fucking racist Stormfags, listen up here…" After a short time of posting on 4-chan, Shlomo is sweaty and frustrated yet again, like so often before. "Fucking goyim scum!" he aggressively yells at his computer monitor. Shlomo is so upset that he actually knocks his Applejack pony figure off his desk. Little Shlomo sniffs his tears away and forces himself to calm down for a little while. "I'm sorry, Applejack," he says. Shlomo then turns to his wall, which he has covered in JIDF, MLP and cuckold posters. In the midst of this most unholy mess is a framed picture with the arched words "Remember the 66 billion." Now, Shlomo euphorically salutes his wall, and with a burning passion for Israel in his heart, sitting in his mom's basement, he types endlessly. "Oh, you goshdarn goyim Stormfags…"

POO

i heard crimea river is a beautiful place for doing pictures like these.

>british teeth

at least he has a nice hat and shirt

He looks like a little fag bitch that deserves to be punched in the face.

>tfw old Cred Forums will never come back

>(contd)
please do

I'd like to see you do something half as based as MAGA Israeli user.

kek looks like a fucking iranian

anyone with shoop skills can make pic related holding a trump sign?

>Shlomo opens up his outdated Internet Explorer, and searches on Bing for Cred Forums's "Politically Incorrect" sub-board
Kek

ayy you actually did it m8
nice

>That gay demeanor
>That approval seeking
>Those zip off shorts

Well ... I for one am laughing at and with you at the same damn time.

>kike wearing trump hat
>trump wins elections and gas all kikes

>the endgame

Are you the Portuguese user who said he wouldn't deliver?

OP, is that you ?

Holy fuck, well done.

This is made astronomically worse by the thread you made about this two days ago bragging that you were going to do this.

>trump wins elections and greater israel becomes a thing because trump loves israel

Next time wear an SS helmet just to try

I want a cuck hunt shirt

>next time wear something that may get you arrested
Not the best idea, Pierre.

Molesting Your children

I don't have any children.

Never mind then

My wife, however, does have children.

Ok by the way I was being sarcastic about it all

You had your time in the limelight skype. Give it a rest suck on a kosher shawarma.

Link thread

...

Took a quick glimpse of that and the following thread and sorry it's weak. You failed.

Do you know how a good story teller works? You gotta build momentum and capture people's attention.

Green text, continuous posting and many pictures would have worked.

Learn for next time.

There were many threads before it in which dozens of people were glued to the Western Wall cam telling me to wave and go to particular places. They were fast-moving threads I certainly captured people's attention.

It'll be even better next time when I go to the West Bank and do this.

If I remember correctly pretty much a kosher food is halal.

OK thanks got clarification.

I think this is true, I've seen Muslims at kosher restaurants here before.

>wearing sandals
>ever
fucking skypes

Can anyone go there or only Muslims are allowed inside? If only Muslims are allowed how do they check if a particular guy is a Muslim? Can a Hindu Dindu go there?

Only Muslims are allowed to go inside the buildings on the Temple Mount, and but all they do is ask you. If they find out you lied, they'd probably chimp out and then hunt you down.

>apparently some Muslim women yelled and spit at him
I would have said "Oh does my clothing offend you?" In a real condescending assholish way (all in order to point out the hypocrisy)

How did a skype like you get inside then? Lied?

Here's another pic of the dude, pretty based man.

On weekdays during a particular three-hour period in the morning and a one-hour period in the afternoon, non-Muslims are allowed to go up to the Temple Mount. Only Muslims can actually enter the buildings up there, however.

That's me!

>tfw whiter than most Americans, Germans, and Canadians

Next time you visit, MAGA merchandise + hand rub. Also meme worthy photograph, not the instagram kind.

Will you visit the Gaza strip too?

Israeli citizens are not allowed to visit the Gaza Strip since it would result in instant death.

You...you realize Trump is in favor of giving more money to the Jews right?

dude looks like a numale who just did it for upboats

I thought it looked like this?

10/10 kosher bantz

>non-Muslims are allowed to go up to the Temple Mount
What will happen if I go there, slide my pants down and take a slimy dump on the temple wall?

The Jewish Temple hasn't existed there for 2,000 years. Around the time of Muhammad, his followers built a mosque there and later built the golden structure called the Dome of the Rock.

If you took a dump on either of the structures, Muslims would behead you on the spot.

That's actually quite similar to the Babri Masjid (Mosque) in India.
It was supposedly a Hindu temple ages ago, which was demolished by the Mughals and they build a mosque there.
In 1992 Hindus chimped out and demolished the mosque. There were widespread riots throughout the subcontinent as a result.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_of_the_Babri_Masjid

Nice trips! Also, that's really based that Hindus actually demolished the mosque. If we so much as suggested doing that, the Arab countries would go to war with us again.

Na you are missing a chin

>you were in that thread where history was made

From where do you think the illiterate mohamhead who probably never saw a pig in his life, took his inspiration?

Nice. Demolish another mosque and kek willing you hindus will be accorded honorary white status.

Everything kosher is halal, but not everything halal is kosher.

Based.
Also, I'm too lazy to read the article so could you just tell me if Kach was based? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kach_and_Kahane_Chai

Where the fuck did you get a MAGA hat? I'd love to get my hands on one.

assuring him nothing will happen to him

Kach was absolutely based. Rabbi Kahane tried to warn us, but we didn't listen.

I am a dual citizen.

this
arabs can eat any AND ALL SEA FOODS no matter how they were slaughtered

>Moshe Davidsteingolemwitz

Topkek

>WEST BANK HAPPENING
DO IT WITH A HUGE ISRAELI FLAG

(or take a pally flag and burn it, that may get you killed though so at least be armed or smth)

>
> (OP)
> Tip of the MAGA hat to you my
> Jewish brethren>tfw I talked to this dude at the RNC
I believe he was carrying an AK or a Mosin. can't remember exactly but he was nice.

You make this thread every day like it's supposed to make me not wish your country wasn't turned into a pile of ash.

Why would you want the Holy Land to turn to ash? It is holy to Christians too.

Kek, pretty good.

This senpai

Serious question for g-ds chosen

How does it make you feel that one of the most important sites of Judaism is the site of a mosque? How does it feel to be cucked (for lack of a better word) so badly??

>and presses the start button on his outdated computer.

Git good,Poo.

Weren't you supposed to yell Praise Kek?!?!

That's because you're Eastern European. You look like the regular corporate office guy around here, but now all the useless bastards around your age started to grow beards.

We only recovered the Temple Mount in 1967. Give us some time, everything will work out.

its all just a fairy tale. gods "chosen" people get beat up by the romans and nazis but no miracles save them from the torment

and the son of god dies so you dont waste 2 goats to get rid of sin ... how retarded do you have to be to believe that

We're working on it™.

King Nigger won't let us destroy it

>BLOW
>IT
>UP

REBUILD THE TEMPLE
MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN

RRRREEEEEEE

Honest question, how come you cant take back your most "holy site" and are literally banned from it?

King nigger WONT LET YOU?? A goy puppet tells YOU what to do? Now I've heard everything.

>"who's gonna pay for the temple?"
>"PALESTINE"
Glorious

Audibly laughed to this. Thx

LOL. Been seeing your thread for days. You actually did it! Top Kek!

reuters.com/article/us-usa-israel-idUSKCN11R2AX

What did he mean by this then?

Every repost is a repost repost

i did 3 shops and you?

Obama's also told Israel to stop spreading their illegal settlements into Palestine and that didn't stop them.

It's unfortunate you look beta af, would be nicer if Cred Forums had better visual representation.

>inb4 non-country
i know

...

Just wait until I enlist in the IDF, Isma'il.

Trump gonna make palestinians pay for it

>skype

backing this so hard.

t. a jew

Is it nice living in Israel?? How would you compare living conditions to a middle class American home?

I love living in Israel and I'm glad I left America to come here. You can get an American-style home if you have a good, stable job, but I'm young and live in an apartment.

I hope they pull this

I don't get it
do people there hate MAGA hats and trump? is that the amazing part?

I saw the West Wall pictures, where the rest?

Can't Mossad just assasinate him a couple of days after Teump is elected?
Just for the lulz.

The picture was taken in front of Islam's third holiest site, and we all know how Muslims feel about Trump.

kek

i keep a rejection letter in the bag i take to court for the same reason.

it keeps the blood warm, makes you fight a little bit harder, and makes the destruction a little more sweet.

did you put a prayer note in the wall for Trump to Win?

also it keeps me from getting complaisant

Dont pee your pants this time JIDF.

I'll make sure to pay your goatfucker cousins a late-night visit, Amalekite.

Surprising insights from someone who's country just bought up kasmir issue in the UN.

Nigga you both fuck goats baka.

Do you use the native software for the GPU? I have the same one, native software is ass so I use open hardware monitor and manually set my GPU fan to 55% flat

lmao, shouldn't you be 18 y/o to post here?