We've got a siren

CHANGE THESE SEXIST RULES OR SHE'S NOT GOING. DEBATES ARE PART OF THE SYSTEMIC PROBLEMS OF THE PATRIARCHY. DEBATES ARE SEXIST.

FUCK YOU CARLOS AND YOUR DUBS

Fucking Christ

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Why is the drudge app so shitty

That unpolished, Anti-Lugenpresse appeal

Either summarize the article or post a link you idiot

>using the app and not just browser

The debate will be sitting down.

there's no article

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go to drudgereport.com you fucking newfag

All I see is a painting of Trump

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>inb4 it's another 30 minute forum

good one carlos, not get back to building that wall

How about fucking no?

>being THIS new

Fucking wew

10 feet higher Carlos

HILLARY GETS A STEP STOOL

drudgereport.com/flashny.htm
>no coughing breaks
drudge report is literally retarded

They are trying to ban Trump from bringing up Haiti.

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It means they won't cut to commercial when she starts hacking up her lungs.

Hatsune miku with her broken English would be a better candidate than hillary

stay an ignorant Google then

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drudgereport.com/flashny.htm

Hillary btfo Can't cough at debate

>The presidential debate commission settled an early flashpoint when Clinton demanded a step-stool at the podium to add height to her 5'4" frame. Campaign Chairman John Podesta expressed concern that Hillary would be dwarfed by 6'2" Trump. The request was quickly rejected. The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature.

She gets an itty bitty podium.

>Hey it Geg

>custom-made podium
Probably going to have a built in seat or some shit that will make her not die

>If presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton slips into a coughing fit or any other medical crisis during Monday's high-stakes debate, she will have to power through, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned!

>"There are no commercial breaks," a commission source explains. "Period."

>Debate moderator Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away from the stage during the epic 90-minute showdown. And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated.
Hillary on coughing fit watch

HILLARY THE WOMANLET

top kek, she's finnished!

Hillary is going to die on that stage from the amount of drugs they are going to pump her full of to stop the coughing.

Kek delivers.

Why doesn't she just use Jon Stewarts podium from when he debated O'Reily? Im pretty sure she's taller than him so the lift won't have to be fully extended

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Kek. So she'll have a tiny podium that is relative to her size. So any panned out shots of the stage will show the obvious difference between the candidates.

I really hope she's mentally/physically destroyed by this appearance.

you still have to go back Carlos

NO DRUG BREAKS

>No commercial interruptions
My dick is ready

>If presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton slips into a coughing fit or any other medical crisis during Monday's high-stakes debate, she will have to power through, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned!
>"There are no commercial breaks," a commission source explains. "Period."
>Debate moderator Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away from the stage during the epic 90-minute showdown. And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated.

She's going to literally fucking die on stage.

She's going to be pumped full of so many stimulants and antihistamines.

Please let it happen

I would get a hands free orgasm

Either that or she'll be so dragged up she can't speak a coherent word of English

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Imagine if this is actually used as a reason for why Hillary decides not to attend the debate.

>standgate
>Hillary sits at debate even after new ruling
>claims it's in protest with BLM
>actually just bm & parkinsons

Oh shit

Kek wills it

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Clinton will be allowed to sit

>standing for 90 minutes

>no breaks

Who's ready for President Trump?

>No coughing breaks
>Moderator can't give more time if there's a coughing break

Trump wins debate

drudge report is one of the few websites that can get away with being posted without an archive link

Havent got out of my crummy apartment in 3 days or talked to somebody in more than a week

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I just spit coke out of my nose top kek indeed.

Go get a haircut and then buy a new t-shirt user

>the amount of drugs they are going to pump her full of

I heard they're making her a Bane mask to administer the venom.

Lads when do we start harnessing meme magic energy to make sure she has a health crisis?

Her longest speech since the 9/11 memorial fiasco has been about 25 minutes. They'll have to have her on a steady IV drip of adrenaline just to animate her corpse long enough for the whole event.

Hillary is literaly Cartman in drag.

They're bringing memes, they're bringing doubles, and some, I suppose, are good puns.

lol they let presidential candidates who are insecure about their height bring their own podium?

hhahahahaha HAHAHAHAA clapistan, Trump should bring his own raised podium and call out discrimination when everyone bitches

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Praise Kek.

Nicely done Leaf, praise indeed!

>The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature.

I like how the podium is shaped like a T.

That's terrifying.

why not just go all out with an upright hospital bed akin to Bedman

Id vote for miku

>whats up my fellow humanoids

Wasn't there some report or article or something saying they both have to stand?

She's getting a Krang suit.

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>90 minutes
I thought it was two hours?

Are they going to do that Jew thing like "two hours? What do you mean you want her to debate for 90 minutes? I specifically said in the contract she can do it for 45 minutes! If she's on the stage for anything longer than 10 minutes, you'll be hearing from me!!!"

Kek, Praise him

hahaha this

PRAISE