Brad Pitt 25 years ago

how did he go from this ....

.... to this?

His google kids drove him mad

damn he was alpha as fuck in his youth

Hollywood

>implying the nannies don't raise the google kids.
The probably don't even speak proper English desu.

He never realized he kept aging after 25. Look at all his roles, they're characters meant to be played by 20-35 year olds.

Who cares what a man looks like.

It's his wealth and position in society that matter.

You could be a 5'2 manlet or an obese nigger but if you're rich AF and hold a high class position in society and woman would want to be with you unless she's already with someone more powerfull.

You can tell the white one is a little beta while the others probably get pussy with all their cuck parents money, fuck Trump and fuck all white people

>tfw he cucked Mike Tyson

you cant deny that he looks miserable now compared to 25 years ago.

He got old.
Pitt has always mirrored his look after the woman he's dating/marrying.

He's still just a discount Robert Redford.

>pitt in his youth
>beta

The white one is actually a little girl. She probably became "trans" to get attention from her virtue signalling hollywood bitch of a mother.

Wow

This. Plus Redford can grow manly beard

do you think Brad had enough with the virtue signaling of his wife?

My theory is that he is more of a old fashioned father. Discipline and hitting the kid if not behaving.
While Jolie is more the liberal arts college professor in the Marriage.

Anyways Brad is still looking good while Angelina starts looking like former great looking house collapsing more and more.

Don't make me do this.
I can not!

is that the "yfw you realize god exists" picture?

Can someone redpill me on this "fuck trump and fuck all white people" meme

Come back here in 25 years and tell us if you learned anything, op.

nigger

25 years + Angelina Jolie

He's kind of an ugly guy desu. Never really understood it.

This guy is right

Serves him right for leaving his beautiful wife for a literal homewrecker.

Good riddance.

He doesn't look miserable. He just looks more aged.

He can still fuck whatever woman he wishes and is rich as fuck.

Women age like milk, men age like wine.

If he inherited anything from Pitt he will be fine, he's just young.

>>Cred Forums>>

>beautiful wife
>stupid liberal chick who didnt want children
she is still childless btw

the worse kind of woman

wtf does this have to do with Cred Forums

Pol is full of pretentious gay

daddy

This

Googles gonna goog. Nuff said.

Wow it's like aging from your 20's to you 50's has physical effects on you. Do you look the same as 25 years ago?

From what I understand Brad Pitt is essentially a "nice guy."

He did what he thought was the right thing at the time. Like all nice guys, he was wrong. And now he's paying for it.
>the tragedy is he's been paying for it all along

Jealous darkies.

Most people posting here weren't even a twinkle in their daddy's eye 25 years ago.

just look into the eyes of the asian ones, you can just tell there's absolutely no familial connection there between them and the actual Pitt family. It's like owning a dog or something, they're just different creatures.

>missing the point
Hint: its not the looks we are talking about

Is that a poo on the right? Disgusting.

Oof

Record status = set fuckin straight

Well posted fellow 4channer

Guess I'm a cruz missile now

Great thread OP.

Really made me think.

He's older?

women's views are moulded by their partners. She's liberal cause she is single, naturally.

autist spotted

literally a thelma and louise extra

indeed she did, her SJW mother is a basketcase who has a strange relationship with the white one

So the other option from having no kids is, Adopting 5 Africans, 5 Asians and a transgender child?

Good trade desu.

>mirin

>Dating a cute half-greek traditional girl vs dating a jewish whore
Gee,i wonder how

why chose between two extremes?

He got two normal white twins out of that marriage at least.

>traditional
>refused to have kids with him

seems like she wanted kids and he didn't. we're being bombarded by articles on these people and one of them mentioned she cried all the time after he got Jolie pregnant

Tfw you wasn't born with that facial bone structure.

Why live?

This.
My sister was obsessed with Brad Pitt back in the day and would always bitch about how apparently Aniston wanted to ""force"" him into having kids.

The Sting, great movie.

Yah, it's called LIFE. Perhaps you should try it.

>normal kids
Time will tell, but I suspect things won't go particularly well for them. Fame and fortune aren't all they're cracked up to be.

I never knew why he broked up with her. Jolie is a pyschopath crazy.

She said she dislikes her biological offspring because they are privileged.

That's it.

why is it so hard for these people to just get a pretty christian gf who wants to have many kids and make 6 beautiful children with her? you don't even need to do anything you can hire 6 babysitters for each of your kids

>Jeremiah Johnson
Alpha as fuck

>jolie
>jewish

wtf

>tmz
>lgbt
>tv

Jolie is some UN representative last i heard?

who cares he looks like a lesbian art teacher now

she is (((CFR))) too

This guy looks like filthyfrank but more google.

Someone call Gino

I wouldn't be surprise if her biological kids turn into some lgbt freak because of progressiveness and use as an example its the current year

>traditional
kek, no. But yeah, cute though.

That would be too normal, holly wood is too edgy for that

god please no.

>cough, the nose, cough

Bad cases of Tranny Chin all over Hollywood.

That's what they'd do if they were wise and normal. But they're attention-craving glorified whores (almost literally so) who crave the high status of others to validate their own status.

In other words, degenerates who want to be with other degenerates.

i miss that poster

is it just me or do his eyes look fake as fuck
maybe it's the lighting or something but the iris looks flat like a contact lens

lol that guy on the right looks ugly as FUCK

>have kids with him
>him
>Turns out he adopts niglets
He is a cuck.

>tfw jennifer anniston has a more manly jawline than you do

their faces always mirror his in each pic

what the hell

I met a girl in my uni class that looks like a 18yo Jenifer Aniston. Cute AF. Just need to ask her out tho. Although sorority and early education might be red flags

It's just that type of iris.
It's naturally blueish-greyish color, but it reflects differently depending on lighting and colours around.

Gonna post another one after this to make a point

so we meet again, nigger

and here with less lightting and grey surrounding

spooby

He ate a few sandwiches. looks healthy now

>refused

lol stupid

fyi: brad is a regular visitor to the 4chinz.

hi brad

niglets

it's Mediterranean. She doesn't have that reptilian look.

oh hey Cred Forums how did you faggots sneak in here?

Paltrow is half jewish, he dodged a bullet

>these people are actually famous because of their weird jaws because it's the hollyjude fetish
it's not like they're amazing actors, these ones are mostly famous for their looks

underrated

weird
must be pretty rare, I've got a buddy with that color but his don't light up like that

shouldn't you be out with your mates enjoying yourself at this time on a friday

My eyes do the same thing; if I wear grey, they look grey, if I wear blue they look blue.

Brad Pitt went from cucking Mike Tyson to becoming a cuck

That just comes with being a native English speaker, especially with an American accent. It overdevelops the jaw.

The Chaddest of Chads.

Who wouldn't cheat if its with Marion Cotillard?

Everything comes full circle

She's half greek right?
still ... that nose

I mean, she is hot, and she reduced the bridge already, but still


I doubt it's that rare
here you have user with it
Mine are simmilar.
In full sunlight they are super green, at sundown they are baby blue, and indoors and in shade either dark blue or grey.
It's a fun thing, at least it's a chick magnet, but If I could chose I would prefer full dichromia.

That childless Jew was an upgrade from this

Or they turn into ultra fascists when they realise what psycho their mum is

>current events

it's not all about politics or politically incorrect behavior. Though all the comments here could be considered politically incorrect

looks matter, alot.

>This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

good looks put you above people at similar level of wealth, but some hideous slob that makes $1M will always beat out a supermodel that makes $100k, at least for long term stuff
obviously the model would have an easier time getting a stand though

that's a none factor because its more likely for someone to be good looking rather than a millionaire
matter of fact, some of brad's success comes from his looks isn't?

>Cred Forums needs basiuc biological processes explained to it again.
It's called aging, in 25 years you'll look like a saggy old turd as well.

Wouldn't be surprised. He basically is a pot smoking NEET who occasionally appears in movies.

t. do not speak to me or my wife sons ever again

It's good for him he left desu
She's a crazy bitch, maybe now he will get his gonads back

Good God. The girl looks like John Voight's ugly twin in baby form. That happens when a hideous woman covers her real self with plastic surgery, cosmetics and professional style which are as fake as her plastic tits.

>John Voight's ugly twin in baby form
Holy kek, this is pretty accurate, especially with his expression there