What would you do if someone stole your shit Cred Forums ?

I wouldn't mind, I'd flush it anyway

Blood for the blood god

>taking lawn signs means ill vote for trump cus hes against lawn sign taking

this

tooo beeee

honest

Its from may 19

I left a comment on her tweet

It is illegal to set traps, user

They can't, it's booby trapped and I have a surveillance camera covering it.

Thieves will be reported to authorities.

Unironically shoot them because that'd imply trespassing

People like these a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world

Do we have a name for this faggot? If Cred Forums really supports Trump then we would dox the fuck out of this faggot.

Why havent we mass reported her to the cops?

also I'd knock their teeth in.

an illiterate nigger stealing things?

HOW RARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kek

Cuts can heal pretty quick and they can sue you. Buy the bird repellent gel and cover the sign in it it'll take a week to come off their hands and ruin any clothes they're wearing.

Not if its on private property and clearly labeled/considered tresspass.

Put a Trump sign right next to a 'No Tresspassing' sign.

id hire an fbi guy to track them down and make them apologize to me in person

It's also illegal to steal.

Replace it with two trump signs

>comes onto your property
>gets hurt with what you've done with it without their knowledge
>because they're trespassing
>and attempting theft

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.

I would break all my shit because it got stolen.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake

If you can plausibly assert that the blades are to deter squirls from gnawing on your shit you should be fine

Not if I put up a no trespassing sign

Tracking device in the sign and burn their house down.

I know it makes sense to you, but the law isn't so clear. I think it depends on the state. There are places where a thief can sue you if they injure themselves on your property.

THIS.
I worked apartment maintenance for a few years. We had a problem with teenagers from a neighboring complex hopping the fence and cutting through our complex as a shortcut, so we covered it with bird repellant and watched them ruin their clothes. Some of them started bringing blankets and shit to protect themselves as they climbed over but they all gave up after a few days; lugging a blanket to and from school just to avoid 5 mins of walking was too much I guess

Funny enough these retards would probably your personal army

Whether you think it's right or not, it's STILL illegal to set traps.

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>That flag
Maybe in your land Muhammud

Pretty sure that user specifically meant the people whose signs she's taking.

I was robbed a few years ago. So i baited the thief set a trap with marked goods documented the whole thing for the cops. Took a month in a half but the thief struck again. Called the cops the came gave them the info on the bait and how it was marked. Took 2 hours to track it down and arrest the thief.

2 weeks ago a friend dirt bike was stolen. I found it for sale 3 days later set up a buy called the cops and had the nig arrested along with his brother and a couple other retards.

No, it's illegal in the US too.

Fucking commies. REEEEEEEEE

FPBP

I put razorblades in the edges of my Trump sign

So their favourite pastime is being a thief. That's a life that's going to end well.

Call home and complain to my mom about niggers. She'll calm me down and send bring me over a nice cassarole and bottle of wine

Finish the bottle after she leaves, jerk off to Brazil fetishes Porn and go to sleep

That person honestly probably bought those signs to pose for that picture, most people aren't bold enough to trespass and steal.
>unironically giving Trump money

FPBP

Have a sign next to the trump sign that says trespassers will be shot. As well as having external cameras pointed at said signs. If it were legal I'd have a tripwire attached to a claymore and the sign.

Tldr Don't fuck with my shit

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Based

Good job user

I already wired a cut extension cord to my sign m. It's plugged into my outdoor outlet right now, it's electrocuted at least 5 people. Feels good man

Put out my other yard sign that is identical, and leave a camera trap. Would also paint it with a mixture of vaseline and poison ivy urushiol.

>I have zero taller ants
never ceases to makes me laugh when i read this

Please, stop. I'm in pain.

>not soaking your signs in sticky irritants

FPBP

Need to get an AR. Currently want another pistol tho.

My favorite passtime is watching the news to see how many niggers were gunned down by cops.

what about the one with fishing line? a guy tied fishing line to his sign and to his house then set a camera up

Someone fill up the FBI form please. Internet is a little slow in Indiana

i'm a NEET so I would be up through the night to catch these people

this

follow them home covertly and have their house suffer a gas explosion.

Can't you guys shoot them?
Castle doctrine right?

My favorite pass time is going into black neighborhoods and taking lives.

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I set those pull string popping.fireworks on mine. Ive replaced them a few times already. They grab sign, fireworks goes pop, they drop the sign and scream like a girl, then run like the rats they are.

I can. But they tend to hit my sign during the day when Im working. Typically, now the beaners just throw their beer bottles at it as they drive by.

TOP KEK

>get two birds stoned at once

fucking 10/10

>hit sign during day while working

So basically you know for sure it's the niggers that are stealing the signs

Is it legal to trip wire it with something non lethal like a paintgrenade or some kind of rocksalt gun?

lol

wtf

bump

shoot

If someone stole it I'd replace it with a metal sign rigged to the positive side of a car battery and Kek when electrocute.

Depends on state laws if it covers just house or whole property.

Holy shit

Careful, indiscriminate boobytraps are illegal.

>no source

yeah, alright

>pass time

For a sign i`d probably just make it from thick plasma cut/engraved iron to make it weight 40+kg with spiky edges - not dangerous on touch, but making it hard to carry and to puncture feets of weak-handed carriers.

It`s manufacturing is not that expensive even for Russia.

That's some A grade cancerpasta you've got there

my grandmother is sick as hell and i was helping her buy cat food at pets mart since she cant lift the heavy 20 lb bags. we were in for like 5 minutes and when we got out, the trump sticker on her car was ripped off and replaced with a still wet wad of gum. if i was out a second earlier we would have caught the fucker and i would have beaten their shit in regardless of gender. liberals disgust me