Now let us all think ahead a week. To the debates against Donald Trump, a man used to winning and unaccustomed to giving a shit about what weak-minded losers like Hillary think.
From the very beginning, Trump will dominate the debate stage so forcefully that Hillary will begin to feel (and involuntarily react to) the stress building up in her mind.
>Under the pressure of the debate, Hillary begins slurring her words.
Then she gets obvious hand tremors.
>Then Hillary gets facial tics.
Then she starts shaking so hard that she is vibrating at the podium.
>Before flopping onto the stage floor, Hillary hears Huma screaming into her earpiece to say something. "Anything, Hillary. Say anything, my love." But nothing verbal comes.
Other things begin to rumble in Hillary's bowels, though. The body is reacting to the sudden intense stress by preparing to void all solid and liquid waste.
> Hillary's bowels and her bladder release simultaneously as on-scene paramedics try to prevent her from swallowing her own bumpy tongue.
Based Trump stands there suppressing a grin and shaking his head.
RAMZPAUL did a couple of great videos on the seahag's health:
News cycle has already moved on from Hills Health and is back to Trumpshit, and H already has a poll bounce again. Donald needs to annihilate her in the debate or he's going to be in bad shape.
Levi Sanders
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Thomas Reed
Huma has had a shitty month, already. A shitty shitty month.
Alexander Anderson
DEFECATE IN DEBATE
Tyler Harris
Anybody has that limmerik?
Either way, on a serious note - if, as the bohemian grove theory implies, some of the upper echolons of washingtion believe in moloch, kek is serious business. If mrs clinton believes in magic, then our trolling might actually become the reason why she will act accordingly to it.
Kinda like how "vodoo" works - the perception of the individual, that it works, will have the desired effect upon it. Yes, vodoo can "curse to death", if the one affected by the curse, believes it to be true.
In that vain, bring those dubs! Let our meme-magic work, for it can work on a rational basis, and any /x/-tards, might believe in it as well!
Charles Turner
UH OH POO POO
Adam Nelson
>tfw Hillary actually wanted to call out against meme magic during her alt right speech >she actually wanted to say : Stop jinxing me you dumb faggots >but she couldn't and now Moloch will succumb to kek >tfw we killed a god
Carter Campbell
Underrated
Andrew Davis
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
Levi Smith
She will blame Pepe.
Josiah Taylor
So we discovered meme magic is funded by oculusfag
Then the Hillary health threads are most likely shilled by Shrekli
Henry Taylor
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Logan Bell
>i don't recall >i don't recall >i don't recall
don't forget alzheimers
Jaxon Diaz
Being half reptile and half small business just doesn't result in good health.
William Walker
>oculusfag
Easton Parker
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Jace Bennett
DEFECATE ON DEBATE
Benjamin Ross
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Nolan Torres
Nice copypasta
Julian Jackson
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Nathaniel Ross
Should have taken the podium immodium
Noah Edwards
My dubs will make her defecate during the debate.
Parker Scott
Tfw a presidential candidate goes to war with you.
Joshua Edwards
I've never got.
I'm losing my faith.
Kevin White
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
That debate stage will stank. Stank bad.
Connor Hernandez
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Hudson Jones
It's actually probably a chronic transverse subcranial vein thrombosis.
There was a great article written by a doctor linked on Drudge the other day. I don't have the link but you can probably google it easily.
Hillary's physician claims that her taking Coumadin dissolved the clot in her brain. As a pharmacy student, I can tell you (and the doctor agreed) that Coumadin does not dissolve clots, it simply makes clots harder to form, good for someone with a propensity for clots (like Hillary, based on her medical history) but only as a prevention, not a treatment. In fact, transverse vein clots don't go away in most patients (~60%). They just have to live with them, because it's more dangerous to open up your skull to remove them than to deal with the symptoms.
Basically there is a clot sitting in a major vein draining from her brain. The vein is backed up, creating pressure on the brain. Imagine a plastic container filling with water, with three pipes leading out. The rate of incoming new water equals the rate water flows out. Now one of the pipes gets blocked. The water is still forced through but the pressure is increased in the remaining two pipes, and in the container. The plastic bends and distorts slightly because of the pressure.
That's what is happening in Hillary's brain. The pressure is creating problems. The cerebellum is also at the bottom of the skull, responsible for muscle coordination and balance. She has trouble on stairs and her throat muscles are out of wack, hence the coughing and increased risk of pneumonia. There's also the nerve that leads to the muscles which control your eyeballs running under the brain. The backed-up blood can also lead to fainting spells because of improper blood flow; the brain has a high demand for oxygen and nutrients. This basically explains all her problems and it's the most likely based on her history. Sudden pressure shifts are what make her spaz out on ocassion, either pressing on or relieving nerves.
Robert Taylor
Patience is a virtue my friend. Your gets will come
Evan Cook
This. As a guy in another thread said, likening the election to a boxing match, the media is registering every single hit anyone makes against Trump, and only the major hits Trump makes get counted. The only way Trump wins is if he knocks Hillary out.
James Sanchez
Nice
Jose Reed
quit being gross next time please describe using nicer words
i threw up my lunch thanks
Angel Bailey
She looks like a zombie, user.
Jackson Gutierrez
> Work Janitorial staff at Hofstra > Boss asks if I want some overtime > get to work debate
If she shits on stage I get to clean it up
Grayson Ward
Praise KEK brother
Hildog will shit herself at a public event before the election, perhaps the first debate is too soon for maximum KEKs
Jace Adams
Dude.
If you could document the poo you could maybe make some cash on an auction web site.
>Well, probably not. Who wants to buy debate poo?
Michael Campbell
Ted decided to MAGA. He might be sitting in front of his TV, getting comfy, along with the rest of us.
Jace Jenkins
>to prevent her from swallowing her own bumpy tongue.
this isnt how seizures work you fucking autistic morons
seriously stop shitting up the board with your schizophrenic malicious meme magic you look like crazy dumb sociopaths
Isaiah James
Oh Jebbie. Stop being such a sore loser, little feller.
Caleb Russell
I hope she shits herself like the granny who gets run over in Toxic Avenger 4.
Yes, this is a Dukakis moment. One of so many though.
Owen Allen
Will Hillary look at the camera and be an ambassador to white people on behalf of the negroes she secretly despises, clearly, based on her stupid condescending attitude?
Isaac Lee
Dude deleted his post.
So...Maybe he WAS the cleanup guy for the poo stage?
>Makes ya think.
Isaiah Hernandez
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Chase Sanders
Bumping
Justin Mitchell
POOPOO PEPE
KEK WILLS IT
Colton Bennett
I-It's true. She will defecate if I believe in myself!
Oliver Perez
there you go.
Gabriel Miller
COUGHING FIT SHE'S ALWAYS TIRED CAMPAIGN DEFLATES LIKE A TIRE TRUMPS DEBATE WILL BE FIRE
