Brit/pol/ - Bring back Northcuck hate edition

He looks like Murdoch.

THOUSAND
YEAR
TORY
REICH

the regional spending makeup of the UK is rather interesting.

(obviously this is old data from when scotland were still oil jews, but the other regions are probably still about the same.)

I kinda miss the Ed vs Dave days.

I fucking hate snaking mountain roads

Funny but I think it was a low point in democracy, absolutely no difference in the majority of their policies.

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I miss them loads.

He was weird and uncouth, but in a relatable way, kind of like if Peep Show did politics.

You thought he was a retard, but you could kinda imagine it's what you might feel like if you were thrust into the limelight of politics.

Corbyn is just an unrelatable weirdo.

was yesterdays QT worth wating lads?

You're assuming they won't be sent to the gulag

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I miss the memes, mostly

You're not doing them right is why

You need to be listening to things like this youtube.com/watch?v=NlnFJrCK9vc

i thought it was pretty entertaining now overly lefty cringy shit like the week before and the mogg was on

No point having policies for the sake of being different. Might as well be the Monster Raving Loonies if you're going to do that.

Why is he so smug?

>You're not doing them right is why

I always get sick when I'm not the one driving, no matter what I try

she is dying Cunt .. ??

This. Fuck you, OP

>inb4 banter XD

Explain yourselves Ulster-Scots.

[the fire crackles as another log is added]

>'that man in the corner, who is he?'
>'he's one of them eurosceptics, dangerous folk they are, roaming the continent'
>'what his real name is i've never heard, but round here, he's known as nigel'

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Yes.

He will nationalise brit/pol/ and seize the memes of production.

What are you drinking/listening tonight lads? Badger Ale, shit red wine and The Kinks here.

Oh fuck off with your divide and conquer forced memes fucking shill. I live in the SE btw. You're just a monotonous cunt.

>tfw half northern and half southern, and spent hald my life in the south and half in the north

i do monday, wednesday, friday lifting so never feel like drinking friday night
will probably have a cheeky whiskey tomorrow tho

Watson has become unbearable since the Potter films ended. Same with Rowling on twitter.

Radcliffe is a staunch Corbynista and he seems nice.

What's your beverage tonight, britl/pol/?

g&t here

Got myself some rum and am watching the new Digimon movie. Going to listen to The Cure after it.

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will the sun ever stop being based

Water and tea

Who /living life on the edge/ here?

Oh fucking hell.

g&t and shuffle. Oasis atm

sky tv in the French countryside, pretty comfy laddos

The S*n is scum.

red Italian wine and Darjeeling

These are the only threads I actually like on Cred Forums everything else turns into instant shitposting

I'm mostly Welsh, part English and (to a lesser extent, apparently) Irish and Indian. Being a mongrel feels indeterminate.

He's got no banter. He's a 1 post by this ID shill whose job it is to make Brit/pol/ as uncomfy as possible. Look at the link post from the last thread.
1 post by this ID. OP is a fucking shill.

Radcliffe is a fucking republican, why can celebs just shut the fuck up?
They have nothing worthwhile to say.

Joanna lumley in japan on itv1, even comfier

calm down la

Golden age of brit/pol/ imo

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The rest is only good for major events.

It`s a mix between irony, memes and dead seriousness, can`t tell them apart tbqh

t. Scouser

Based

Fuck off you scouse prick

Yeah exactly lad

>muh 96

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It's a British thing lad.

>In the face of kek, trump and google posting

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>there was no brit/pol during the falklands

>muh 96 trillion

>Facts are shilling
>Facts are divide and conquer
>1 post by this ID

Yeah nahh fuck off, some of us have lives to live, interviews to go to, girlfriends to eat dinner with.

>Rooooo Norman get out
Fuck off

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Rootless cosmopolitan.

Not going to lie but the Sun is essentially just ads with a bit of tit on the side it's got a literacy reading level of NINE YEARS OLD

>partridge
>nelson
>mathews
>largest concentration of medieval churches in the world
>contains both the flattest AND lowest parts of britain
is there anything we CAN'T do?

Is Time Team one of the comfiest programmes?

Does anyone else think that Sadiq Khan would actually be an alright lad if he wasn't Labour?

Then fuck off back there you d&c shilling cunt.

>>Rooooo Norman get out
why dont we use more terms from our anti norman past "norman yoke" and whatnot
would be a spicy meme lads

wish i would get £400, fucking aliens taking our money

>Facts are divide and conquer shilling

How about northern cucks get jobs and stop taking my taxes to fund their heroin addictions?

Never Forget

Fuuuun fuuuun fun

You mean he'd be all right if he wasn't a cunt?

Yeah, when you put it like that, I suppose that counts for all cunts.

>there was no brit/pol/ during the days of Empire

Who was here the other night when that lad who said he was a caseworker for a Labour MP was leaking little bits of information about Corbyns plans?

>Bitter Harvest
>Fireforce

Any more recommended reading lads?

He`s a muzzie prick that can`t shut the fuck up about foreign affairs.

Nah he's a twat ahmed

Any brits want to band together and create a political group with the aims of restoring British culture and national pride?
A real alternative to groups like National Action which have potential but are run by idiots.

Scrapheap Challenge?

Robot Wars (Craig Charles Edition)?

Nope.
He'd still be an insufferable cunt

not bad architecture thread here been posting monstrosity buildings in it

But I mean he seems like the kind of person who would make sure he rewound your tapes before giving them back to you.

>tfw Phil Harding says 'ooh ahh look a tha!'

>wanting the internet during the suez crisis
We`d get memed to death.

absolutely not
booing him at the eu deb8 with all the other whites was fantastic

Reminds me of pic related

You do all the hard work and I'll join :^)

I HAVE SAVED UP ONE POUND FOR THE MACHINES

Mr Banks, you don't need to shill here, we are on your side.

Like my mate said about traffic wardens.

They are only human, trying to survive through life like everyone else just working a job to get by, mind you, it's a fucking cunts job and only a fucking cunt would do it.

no, faggot

What to call it?

Holy Kek. I'm Welsh and have no affiliation to Liverpool. That newspaper is absolute shit though. Anyone reading it in public should be egged.

your mates a fat cunt

tbqh lad it doesn't really work, as Peter says the party machines would erase us.

All we can do is have a chilly, windswept, austere, protestant, monocultural view of Britain.

Though I might join whatever Banks is cooking up, that or help UKIP if they salvage their situation. Only the latter if May sells us out.

>not post-ironically reading the sun

What's the tune that starts playing at the "Only Britain Soldiers On" shot in Children of Men?

>A very British Coup

I literally just watched a documentary on BBC2 with that name, brought back all the magic of BREXIT all over again.

Is the Telegraph the Patrician newspaper?

I just ordered bitter harvest a couple hours ago, looking forward to reading it.

I also have the reading level of a 10 year old (thanks SNP) so it might take me a while.

Handful of Hard Men is supposed to be decent, somebody a few threads ago had a whole list, I forgot to save it.

Is it 'I've got a brand new combine harvester' by the worzels?

Yeah it's utter shite

>whatever Banks is cooking up,
his ukip leader of choice won so doubt we will see a new party

5 years ago maybe.

>Holy Kek. I'm Welsh and have no affiliation to Liverpool. That newspaper is absolute shit though. Anyone reading it in public should be egged.

I was thinking the Britannia Party and having something like this as a logo.
I'm wondering how many brits are interested, then maybe we can make some threats to work out a good mission statement.

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The rhetoric, David.

Can't argue with that.

It's actually a really good show made back in the 80s even though it may not be on my side of the political scale it helps you to understand the really dickish side of politics

>I just ordered bitter harvest a couple hours ago, looking forward to reading it.

The perfidious albion levels are off the charts.

>his ukip leader of choice won so doubt we will see a new party

Wasn't it supposed to be an activist group?

He's in north wales, which is just scallys in the countryside.

Hand it over.

No, it's complete shit these days. Just clickbait and liberal feminist nonsense.

I don't trust any single newspaper.

partly meant for

Hey lads, here's me being welsh with my fellow welshmen.

I do love being welsh, don't you?

Cardiff actually, goy.

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>"The perfidious albion levels are off the charts."

What do you mean?

>tfw 22
>tfw Uni student
>tfw gf is 34, former model and is 6 ft 3
>tfw went to see her today
WEW. How do younger females even compare?

Am I a britpol meme now? Alright

What should I be reading?
I do mean the newspaper, not the online stuff.

Scouse posting was a mistake

Yes
Yes

Post pics of the tall milf user

But does she have a feminine penis

Once was okay but now you're bragging.

>Former model
>34
>Tall

Enjoy your fucking roastie lmao.

Smith got lied to and backstabbed by successive british governments for around 20 years.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidious_Albion

Surprised you haven't heard of it, it crops up from time to time on Cred Forums

maybe something is troubling him?

I might just go with the NATIONAL party sticks out and isn't to complicated

hitchins calls out the Marxist terrorist regularly but he does not name it directly as the cause of all of our problems

I never said the facts were divide and conquer, did I? Using said facts to stir up hatred for the North (i.e. probably the whitest place left in England) is the divide and conquer part, you dense cunt.

Regardless, do you honestly these figures are the fault of the people living in the North? It's not like it has anything to do with the fact that the North has been completely neglected in terms of government spending and overall investment now, is it?

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I'm a northerner a but I voted ukip and leave pls no bully

I'm just re-watching it now.

I'll never get tired of revisiting that day.

no
and
no
here's a pic of a retarded weeaboo.
but seriously, laddo
>WEW
WEW
>WEW
WEW

I know he got backstabbed, just never heard that term before, thanks for clearing that up.

personally i think we need a whigs revival party

>Work harder
>Higher productivity
>Drives investment
Not my fucking fault Northern idiots based their economy off dying industry is it?

It's the fault of the people.

Continentals and Yanks always throw it at us. Literally couldn't give a shit about any country except Britain. We built our empire by stabbing countries in the back and maintaining a balance of power in Europe. Deal with it.

But does it come in pints?

Splitting already jesus your like some kinda right wing trot

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>go round the pub that afternoon
>every greets everyone with "happy independence day!"

The Spectator seems like the only decent one left, though technically that's a magazine

>tfw you live in a lovely little village but support Liverpool

>Not wanting based Whigs Vs Tories

Lmao u 4 reel f@m

There won't be anything like that referendum again in British politics. Feels good to be on the winning side of history.

The national party sounds pretty bland though.

There is a Whig party

Look up the interviews from Daily Politics in the build up to the 2015 GE. Interviewed loads of smaller parties like the Whigs, English Democrats, TUSC, Communist, Pirate etc.

>based their economy off dying industry is it?

Explain

She was talking about how women have it so hard at uni.
Failed to mention that women are much more likely to get into uni in the first place than men these days.

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>tfw women are the vast majority at my uni
>tfw still a KV

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The Great British Unionist Party sounds nice desu lad.
About maintaining the union and preserving her culture.
It can be UK-wide too with that name.

Lucky cunt

>tfw a scouser moves in to your lovely little village

The Nationalist Labour Party

DAILY REMINDER THAT NORTHERNERS ARE WORSE THAN NIGGERS

The only newspaper you need to read

I'm really the last person you shold take advice from but alcohol helps

the leader is a rasheed called waleed ghani kek

subtle, I like

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>not me just in case some confusion
top kek
she's annoying as fuck doe.
youtube.com/watch?v=ziPs8xJUj8U

>all that clickbait from one facebook post
Love new media

Pretty much the easiest way to make friends after School.

>the Social Nationalist Party

Northern Ireland being lazy, no surprises. I'm surprised by the Scots, fair play to them.

Too late Lundy, to the Tower with ye!

and hes a pro eu leftie that wants more immigration and welfare
the whigs were for lower tax and supremacy of parliament, how does any of this add up? fucking pakis

Coal, Steel, Oatcakes.

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Daily reminder that southerners are literally niggers

The village I'm in right now looks exactly like that

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I love it, the left wont know what to this, whether they should hate us or not.

If you cunts actually invested some money in the North-East instead of leaving us to flounder then maybe we wouldn't have such high youth unemployment.

This is why everyone hates Thatcher, not because she closed the mines but that she built us nothing to replace the jobs that were being lost and Torie cunts have waged an ideological battle ever since.

PS. I'm not a Labour supporter either.

Explain

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Anybody worried about ISIS cells in the UK?

That's actually pretty good to be honest.
Might make a separate thread for this, for a fuckton of Britannia pics to dump in it.

>tfw civilisation
west country is best country

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=lmEyYSNtMFQ

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>gloucestershire
>north
what are you doing

I'm not really one for drinking. Too noisy and uncomfortable.

>tails missing
Kek

>ISIS blows shit up
>less people vote Labour and Lib Dem

yes but I don't live in an enriched area so not a problem for me personally
quite surprised we havent had a major attack since 2005, I guess our invasive surveillance is good in that respect
>yuropoor security

The pub should be anything but too noisy.
Clubbing is for gays.

Oy you fucking burke, BRISTOL IS NOT NORTH. Can you read a fucking map?

>The Midlands
>North

Fuck off

Southerners are just jelly as fuck of our 98%.

Based Anglo. Pubs with music just want stupid people to spend money.

Well it's not civilisation is it?

twitter.com/afneil/status/779256995484434433

>You Gov poll: Over 50% of those who backed Labour in the last general election, then voted to Leave the EU no longer support Labour.

wessex independence when??

let's cut our ties with london and form a republic, muslims and labour voting northerners OUT

it's literally the only way we can survive

To be honest I prefer pubs to clubs but clubbing can be O K A Y
It mainly depends who you go with and what type of club. Sometimes it can be fun.

It's not a meme bro. They're fucking everywhere and if they all attack at once then we're fucked

They won't win in the long run, but blood will flow

I don't think we'll get anything anywhere near as bad as the continent will in the coming years. We'd soldier on in any case.

>northcuck

You don't even piss on the fences at festivals you betas

not really that surprising, labour have completely thrown their traditional voting base under the bus

Bristol is the second most prosperous city in the UK after London.

As long as you're alright Jack

Here's a better one.

>republic

I've been to a pub and got drunk once, was pretty busy. I'm a shy quiet guy and that in combination with the alcohol made me uncomfortable. I wouldn't mind drinking again, only rarely though. God knows how people like doing it every week. Never been clubbing.

If anything Bristol is Caliphate just like Birmingham, but don't drag us down to being on the same level as northerners.

That'll just encourage them more tbqh, they are like children, it is reverse psychology.

They`re just the Progressive party now desu

oh sorry brb moving to bradford

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>Caithness
>uncivilised
choose one

>essex
>civilised

There was an old party in my neck of the woods called the Ulster Vanguard (well formally Vanguard Unionist Progressive Party). I always liked the sound of it, how about the British Vanguard Party (BVP) or the Unionist Vanguard Party.

I'm in Cumbria, 96% white, pretty comfy desu

Wessex would be comfy, one can only hope.

>Lying on Cred Forums

I hope you're right. But we'll get it

Mudslimes on the fence (socially peaceful, mentally racist) will instantly join ISIS once their momentum starts

Not really. Happenings will red pill people and drunken normiescum and lefties will take the brunt of the attacks.

Keep your eye on the horizon.

that logo...

I just Updated the North-East of Scotland.
I don't know shit about England. Blame the OC.

Brummie here, can confirm.

It's diabolical to be honest. There's muslim preachers who set up tents in the city centre saying stuff like "Islam=/=terrorism" with a loudspeaker quoting the Koran. Had to walk past this shit every day.

I feel like I have nothing to be proud of where I'm from. Everything good about Birmingham is in the past.

You should go late to a nice country pub on a weekday, best time unless your barman is a wanker.

>the reaction I expected

youtube.com/watch?v=IyRbS4KR0IU

>that star shape
Oyyyy

So we'd be left with people like you?

Who here /weetabix/?

I'll give it to the Unionists, they sure were inventive with their groups' names.

Ulster Unionism has always had a strange relationship with Zionism. The Ulster protestants drew parrallels with Israel. There is also a strong masonic influence in Ulster Unionism.

Late night cereal is Patrician

I wouldn't even use it for puppy training.

I but boring cereal like fruit & fibre. Regret it every time.

>cookie crisp is shit btw

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who here /nottingham/

>I used to leave the wheat biscuits in the milk long enough to make some kind of wheatabix porridge.

>numpty

Classic Neil.

how is he still employed at the BBC with such problematic opinions?

Ava Dalush?

That's actually the best so far I think, but not that skype logo.

I get the knockoff Weetabix from Lidl.

Bixies.

Anyone else got joint music-video game memories? Used to listen to Marley's Catch a Fire while playing Burnout 3 and Iron Maiden's Edward the Great compilation while playing Rome: Total War as a teenager.

Noice

Yeah a bit too inventive, if they would just learn to get along and stop splitting all the time. I guess it's politics imitating faith, as many Unionist parties as protestant denominations.

I love Neil more with each passing day.

>Bixies.
>Wheat Biscuits.
>Wheaties.
Any other rip offs?

>Don't pour enough milk on Weetabix
>It absorbs it all
>Left with just a soggy turd in the middle of the bowl

Guys what happened to Flip bro???

rola cola

I hope he wasn't a drug dealer.

Good question. He was pretty based.

He President Nao

>Not just going with it and mixing it up:

people started bitching about him making threads and drove him off

It's not my own, that is actually the historical logo for the now defunct Ulster Vanguard. But I would love to revive the name for a resurgent pan-British nationalist movement.

Fixed

Duterte got him.

>having cereal for breakfast instead of a wholesome kale shake

Key 103 (Manchester) while playing Destruction Derby 2 and Twisted Metal: World Tour

So late 90s pop, when pop music didn't involve googles waving their arse and indie/rock music still existed

>comfiest days

This is what I fear : (

>kale

>>>/reddit/

I will make a thread about it now for us all to head too and discuss it.

Probably because politics doesn't pay the bills and a lot of these groups love nothing more to split just for some egoist to take over.

The party's name reminds me of the Progressive Unionist Party, their Ulster Nationalism (as opposed to Unionism) always intrigued me.

I bet the scum don't even activate their almonds

What if he is Duterte?

He's fighting the Maoist NPA

>people started bitching about him making threads and drove him off
Arseholes

He IS Duterte

>Aberdeenshire not civilised.

is it too early for real depression hours? don't want to be a downer

>It's full of left wing sjw Aberdonians.

All of Scotland proved themselves to be disgusting traitors desu

Give it a few hours m8. Depression virgin hours is at least 1am

It's always depression hours lad.

>ywn stroll through the Rhodesian jungles singing Rhodesians Never Die with your gf

Why live

What do you think brit/feel/ is for?

The PUP are finished unfortunately, which is a shame because a working class Unionist party is sorely needed. Also troubling is the UVF seem to be regressing from engaging in the peace process.

Anyone else /Torfaen/ or close? Seems like there aren't too many /Welsh/ posters in these threads.

I'm waiting till 1am to fuck off to the beach and get a coffee so I can shitpost while the waves crash to shore and the Scottish / Norwegian ships go in and out of port.
Going to be /comfy/ for depression time.

Put Aberdeen city where the uni are under ScotShits and clean pure Aberdeenshire as civilised.

That sounds /comfy/ as fuck

i dont like going on r9k at all really, just makes me feel worse that I have it so much better than them and still feel like shit

Maybe one day lad.

blairites are commie vermin, corbyn is just an honest one

They also seemed to be the only Unionist party that sorta made sense to anyone who isn't an Unionist (as in they could articulate what their loyalism was). The other parties lack the silver tongue that the Shinners have.

>Also troubling is the UVF seem to be regressing from engaging in the peace process.
Compared to the other pre-1998 para groups?

I should be able to get a burger king coffee at that time.

where do you get coffee from at 1am to sit out on the beach?

Scotland needs to uncuck itself entirely or not at all.

Couldn't vote for that party m8, even Irish Labour isn't that bad.

Did a flock of birds just fuckin swoop in and poo-pooed on that dark chap's face in that picture?

Not to sound like a nob head but if you're expending all that effort why not just go to a pub, you may actually meet someone.

>taking your gf into the bush to meet ZANLA

I think you'd regret it m8

A certain Asian ruined Britfeel

I'm in Cardiff

Sounds nice

Burger Kind beside the cineworld.

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Post best British marches:

youtube.com/watch?v=sxarW-EScFY

***NEW THREAD***

So what happens when he [spoiler]wins again[/spoiler]?

Read Models by Mark Manson. You can find PDF versions of thw book easily. Brilliant advice.

Who /Joyful/ here?

>so you go and stand on your own

Keeping clean. Plus I can't be arsed with social interaction at the moment lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=OfBRAlAyUZk

;_;

When you're depressed, even small talk becomes a horrible effort

How can be you depressed user, when you have that scenery?

We'd die fighting together. Glorious.

Life in general is 80% a horrible effort, so you'd better get used to it.

>Whining about a made up dis ease.

Is that just generic pick up crap?