This debate has no breaks!

If Hillary collapses again due to De-Hydration, I hope Trump Re-Hydrates her with his Urine.

Can we watch this on Twitch or something similar so that we can shitpost in real time?

Where are you faggots watching it?

Haha, she's so fucked. Monday night is going to be a blast.

no breaks on the debate train

>No stool to stand on
>No bathroom breaks
>Must stand
>90 minutes uninterrupted
>No commercials

I'll watch all 90 minutes just to see if she'll make it through.

>Where are you faggots watching it?

>Not watching it on Cred Forums
>Not shitposting in fast moving threads

It'll be like the zimzam threads again.

wait is the debate tonight?

they're 20 minutes in. Hillary is already coughing

turn on the discovery channel right fucking now

>2828
Woah :o

they'll probably dope her up with some secret cia drug.

Their inject a drug that makes her physically unable to cough or something, maybe she'll drink a lot of water

during Monday handegg

What day is the debait again?

She had about 25 minutes live with Matt Lauer and towards the end of it starting looking a little retarded. And she was sitting for about half of it. She won't look well.

No coughing breaks either.
She will fold like a cheap suitcase.

>flag
Holy shit why are niggers becoming more and more common?

Because they breed while you prep the bulls, Sven.

if you're too sick to stand for 90 minutes you're too sick to run for president :)

SHE WILL BE STANDING ON A RISER TO BE AS TALL AS TRUMP SHE WILL FALL ON HER ASS

>>flag
Holy shit why are niggers becoming more and more common?

>check em

...

my sides

thanks based zimbabwe

Yea, do dubs only count for single digit numbers?

?

She's going to empty her bowels.

Hopefully it works.

>If Hillary collapses again due to De-Hydration, I hope Trump Re-Hydrates her with his Urine.
^ This.
Hillary slumps over and falls off her step stool.
Trump, in his command voice, shouts "roll her over on her back, quick !".
He unzips his zipper and pisses into her open mouth.
"Gurgle, gurgle, what the......?"
Hillary comes back to life.

BET YOUR RARE PEPES!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN? INCONTINENCE? COLLAPSE? STROKING OUT? WILL SHE BE WEARING GLASSES AND A PISS BAG FROM THE START?

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Starting apparel:
- Glasses
- Piss bag
- Handlers
- your entry

15 minute debate blocks:
- before
- 0-15
- 16-30
- 31-45
- 46-60
- 61-75
- 76-90
- after

How many times will she say:
- Deplorable
- Russia
- Iran
- Racist
- [subject]ophobe
- your entry
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WHEN WILL SHE GO? NOBODY KNOWS! PLACE YOUR BETS GENTLEMEN

>>No stool to stand on
she has demanded a stool.

Lurk more

>no stool to stand on
I beg to differ, user :^)

>SHE WILL BE STANDING ON A RISER TO BE AS TALL AS TRUMP SHE WILL FALL ON HER ASS AND BREAK HER HIP AND SPILL THE CONTENTS OF HER GIANT DIAPER AND UNPLUG HER CATHETER, SPRAYING WASTE ON THE MODERATORS.

>implying FDR was good

What do we want most? A stool to stand on, or some stool to stand in?

...

She will bring a stool. What are the moderators going to do, take it from her?

nice wasted trips

kek is not happy

they will do precisely that

>Apparel
- No glasses
-Her pinkish dress thing
-Some kind of hairpin that has the H on it

Heh, gilgamesh

...

surely this will be changed or something right? there's no way she'll be able to stand up for 90 minutes straight with no breaks. is cnn sick of her shit and setting her up for failure? or is something going to happen where the rules change?

(((They))) will give her some super medicine to make sure nothing happens.
Trump will say something mildly controversial, which will get blown out of proportion and be the only thing leftards and the media talk about.

She will have cohorts in the front row who will on a secret word from Hillary have their own medical emergency. Requiring EMTs, Police, and Firemen to rush in and attend to. Bingo break time.

> HRC demanded a stool
No way.

Sauce or you're a faggot

...

Is that when you salt the rim like a margarita glass?

>Trump walks out
>Has a small rag on his palm
>Pet dander and other allergens
>Walks past Clintons podium
>Wipes the rag lightly across the podium
>She proceeds to cough for 90 minutes straight
>He just stares at her when she coughs and leaves the awkward silence

>hillary starts mumbling and then just conks out on her podium
>Trump's smug ass fw
>media: OMG SHE IS NOT SICK YOU RACIST FUCKING NAZIS HOW DARE YOU PICK ON A POOR OLD WOMYN. SHE LIKE LITRALLY JUST PASSED OUT BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. FUCKING DRUMPFKINS!

Added to the list

Starting apparel:
- Glasses
- Piss bag
- Handlers
- No glasses x1
- Pink retard suit x1
- Twin tower logo pin x1
- your entry

>read the subject as "This debate has no brakes!"

It was on the local TV news. I will try to find it.

Has she done anything of comparable uninterrupted duration recently?

If not, she's going to shart all over her pantsuit, shake like a retard and blame it on her 'Trump allergy', and keel over.

Anyway it doesn't matter, Trump is gonna be sweet like bear meat this first debate. They both will be. They got her on some good shit though. Bet she won't crack once that first debate!

Regarding plants in audience, It could be a fake heart attack, a Tourette's episode, or massive (fake) anal bloodletting. But there is no way Cankles does not have a plan.

trump will audibly tell her to have a seat and rest

She's been greenscreened into several "busy rallies" so honestly I doubt she's going to last.

>Hillary starts coughing
>Can't speak
>"Wow folks, fit for president?"
>Hillary starts motioning towards Trump
>"Can't even debate Donald J Trump wow, folks. Can you beleive it?"
>"Sad!"
>Crowd starts laughing uncontrollably
>Moderators ask Clinton about her emails and she keeps on coughing
>"Choke choke choke!" Chants the crowd
>"Can you believe it folks? Can you really believe it? I'd give her a tissue if I had one, but I'm healthy."
>Hillary starts screeching
>Crowd boos
>"It's like she has a frog in her throat"
>"SAD!"
>Hillary is escorted off stage by Doc Choc promptly
>Crowd erupts into "USA USA"

>falls of stool
>poo bag explodes everywhere
>rolling around in piss and shit
>exoskeleton falls out of her pantsuit
>everyones mouths drop

Mugabe brings the bants

Lock her up! chants turn to , Knock her out! Trumps right hook stops coughing.

No glasses, a piss bag well hidden beneath her suit, handlers just off the stage.

Problems start occurring around the half hour mark. By the time a full hour has passed, she'll be increasingly agitated, visibly in pain from the light (even though they've tuned it down for her), and a bit twitchy. By the time it's over, Trump will have stopped attacking her because she's punching herself in the face, literally.

She won't mention deplorable, but she'll definitely hammer on about Russia. She won't mention Iran of her own volition, because that deal is pretty controversial and was brokered by her side. She'll probably not go "racist, homophobe", but refer to "dangerous political movements that Trump is empowering". She probably will try to make herself out to be the candidate for all Americans and focus so much on praising minorities it becomes awkward.

Sounds fantastic user

her handlers will get her on the perfect chemical cocktail so she'll be able to complete the debate just fine.

However, donald will still crush her. Maga.

You're free to read it like that. Hillary is going to crash into a wall either way, both figuratively (mumbling, stupid politician speak while Trump speaks plainly, et cetera) and literally (she'll have a fit and run into an actual wall).

How does he gain anything by doing that? He needs people who haven't decided to vote for him yet.

There is no perfect chemical cocktail. If there was they would've put her on it for the whole campaign to avoid all the news about her bad health.

Are you fucking kidding me? Hillary can't pretend to be normal for 90 minutes she's going to fuck up bad!

Trust me Hillary won't be able to keep her temper in check for that long she's not a people person! Deep down she is a vicious and fake woman, she's all ego.

Her masters definitely want war with Russia, but after Iran is subjugated and has a (((central bank))) installed.

That is, if the installing of the Syrian (((central bank))) proceeds as planned, which it won't because Russia is moving in hard.

Is the place where they're gonna be hosting the debate hot ?. If so, betting the hag will melt. Should be good to watch.

Obama will have her killed before the debates and make it look like the Russians did it with help from Trump. Enacts martial law. God loves you all. Kek is probably real and a demon and you should not play around

So close

meth is a hell of a drug, but with a perfect ratio of uppers and downers you can go for hours without having a freakout 7 hours in.

FUCK YOU GIVE BACK RHODESIA

no, there is. The problem is that the types of drugs they'll give her are incredibly bad for you over long periods of time. She can't take them for every rally, every 9/11 memorial, every public appearance.

But you bet your ass she'll be on the best shit in the world for a national debate that is supposed to get more than 100 million viewers.

>Hillary coughs
>T- "You seen to always have a frog in your throat Ms. Clinton."
>H- "You'd know a lo about frogs wouldn't you." burp.
>T- "And they say I'd be a problem when it comes to subtlety folks."

She's gonna be drugged up, caffeinated, likely give her an enema to empty her bowels, catheter in case she pees herself, cough suppressants, leg brace to keep her standing, SO MUCH TO PREPARE FOR can't wait for any of these to go wrong.

Trump will make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again.

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Hempstead New York.

So the answer depends on who you ask.
The thermometer or some sort of weather service vs the media outlets which cover the part of the event where she passes out, collapses, and breaks some vital bone and maybe dies.

she will shit into her diaper but the only person that will be able to smell it will be Trump

she will die mid debate

I've had that dream. The best one is when she falls and he catches her. Screaming for someone to help her!

I has a question.

If a president dies and his vice takes over, does that count like a term for the vice?

Like for example if Joe Biden goes in the race (which we can expect as Hilldog is going to die during the debate) - and then wins against Trump.

Next thing that happens is Obongo dies one day before he quits office and Biden has to step up. Does this one day count as a term? So after for years he can't run again because he served two terms?

The only stool will be in her pants

Depends. Since it's in Hostra university, it will most likely be air conditioned. One can hope the lighting will make her pass out but there is a hospital not far at all located next to the Nassau country correctional facility. Plus there is an expressway about 1-2 miles from the university.

>It's like she has a frog in her throat

If he says that he'll become a fucking legend

No

Are they going to outfit her with some kind of medical exoskeleton to keep her propped up and conscious for 90 min?

the establishment wants hilldawg to drop out.. it's obvious

I imagine she'll move around with one of these

Rolling for she collapses and is wounded in such a way that she will need a wheel chair, cane, or walker in order to move.

This will trigger a massive posting of anti-ableism PSAs by those SJW people or whatever you kids call 'em nowadays.

What are you taking about? I see tons of Europeans on here all the time

BATHROOM
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No. I just wrote butt hurt in a funny way with Ikea kex. I just grabbed a handful and got those letters. OC maymay pliz noh stil!

rolling for facial paralysis

Pretty sure they just use some hidden device to keep her standing, and drug her enough to be conscious and awake for the 90minutes. Pretty sure she could hide some metal support beam under that pantsuit, but would not put it out of possibilities that she is just getting some experimental exoskeleton to keep her steady. Or they bring out a body double, or they have like a dozen Hillary clones on the edge of death, put in a freezer somewhere to used for 90 minute debates before dying. Or Cred Forums is right again and we will see her choke to death after a stroke while shitting herself, and fading into the darkness in shame. Trump will even try to give her CPR, and after they bring down Hillarys dead body from the podium, Trump will say: "I could not save her, but I will save America!", and with that line automatically wins the election, Johnson, Stein and the dems just forfiet. MAGA

Rolling for loss of voice

She's going to be super medicated on this one with CNS stimulants... expect her to be super edgy and lecture Trump in her condescending shrill voice... she is desperate to project strength and power, and will do it by out-shouting Trump with fake outrage over every little thing. You can count on it...
I don't know if the meds will prop her up for the 90 minutes, but I think she rather appear over the top, "mad with passion", raving lunatic, than risk being labeled low energy or sick...
I don't know if I rather see her shutdown, or go ballistic... It's in keks hands now...

>almost got satan tips
calling on kek this time, re-rolling for tripping on stage

kek, bad example, FDR used leg braces to stand during speeches and debates all the time.
If Hillary can't stand for 90 minutes she's literally worse than a cripple.

It's going to be everywhere... every channel in the universe... it's bigger than the superball...

Hillary Clinton can't stand for 90 minutes, it's not physically possible for her. She has to have stools and secrt service agents prop her up.

Did anyone else notice the "construct special podium" provision? I bet they pull something jewish with that like stilts that prop her up and make her look taller

Re-rolling for pissing her pants in front of the whole world.

>The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature.

Trumps golden stream would disolve her flesh and show the world her true form

Hillary's health issues have been purposefully exaggerated by her campaign.

The use of body doubles, green screens, post-production faggotry, has all been done to fuel the rumor of her demise and get people to buy into an obvious "conspiracy".

Everyone expects her health to be an issue, everyone will tune in for the train wreck. She will be at PEAK PERFORMANCE" for the debate.

She's a pathological criminal, and she's smarter than you. She's been doing this for 40 years, kids.

She demanded & was denied but is getting a special podium for her height

Kek

Something metal fell out of her pants at the 9/11 thing. She's already using a brace.

>Will she collapse? Will she stroke out? Will she start to mumble nonsense because she is so drugged out?
Yes, maybe, and yes.

she could probably do it with meth

didn't she stand up fine for the primary debate of bernie though?

i think she has parkinsons. those blue glasses she wears are used by parkinsons patients to reduce their dizziness/motor control issues. there is a picture of one of her doctors doing the finger squeeze test at 911 memorial, which is a test for neurological problems. also, getting non contagious (bacterial instead of viral) pneumonia is common in parkinsons patients.

"The high incidence of serious chest infections in patients with Parkinson's disease is unexplained, but an impairment in cough reflex may have a role ..."
Read More: atsjournals.org/doi/full/10.1164/ajrccm.158.2.9705094

She's probably going to have some harness like on of those steady cam things that she can attach to her podium to hold her up and keep her level. There is absolutely no way she can stand for 90 minutes, no way. She's fucking 70 and very sick. Expect trickery.

There was one commercial break and she went behind the stage for 10 minutes.

Hillary will have a medical episode on stage and Trump will come to her aid, keeping himself in between Hillary and her secret black doctor so she can't be injected with whatever he has in his hands. He'll look like a hero while keeping the debate honest.

check digits
tricks confirmed!

Kek wills it

$Hillary will shriek and squeal so much that no amount of media spin will be able to convince normies to vote for her

There are no commercial breaks

Kek wills what, dubs grabber?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3804438/Short-Hillary-wanted-debate-tall-Trump-STEPSTOOL-won-t-commercial-breaks-Monday-coughing-fits.html

Hillary will become so utterly Stumped by the Trump that she will have an aneurysm on live TV and drop to the ground lifeless.
Trump will then say, "Hey now watch your step there Hilly girl!" All the Hill Shills will howl and scream and melt away as their Master was slain and so they shall follow her into the abyss. All of this to the backdrop of thunderous applause by all Americans from sea to shining sea.

Kek wills it.
Check'em gentlemen.

Hillary

HILLARY

Wake up Hillary

Waiting for the eventual "sizeist" remarks.

...

haha

Now that's a shitpost.

Dub and Trump catches a fainting Hilary. The race is over. Capitulation.

Mfw Donald has done two rallies in a day and an interview
And they were all high energy asf

Re-rolling for FBI to arrest Hillary during the presidential debate.

Man im like a kid on Christmas, i cant fucking wait for this debate..

Holy shit that would be magical. And as she's hauled off in handcuffs, Trump taps the mic to make sure its on, puts his mouth up close and says "you're fired."

date and time of the debate?

It's monday, but I don't know what time.

>mfw watching the inevitable based Martin Shkreli videos explaining all the next level pharma shit they'll be injecting her with to sustain her through the debates

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Underrated post

checked

Surely Kek would will such a thing?

Enjoy getting ass blasted

>trying to get Trump voters to commit suicide

I'm onto you.

SHUT IT DOWN.

I think the only ones drinking will be Hillary supporters to be honest. At least that's what I'm hoping for ;^)

I can't wait for post debate tweets

>i am a 24 year old woman and i piss myself ALL THE TIME, Hillary is so healthy and brave!

>Hillary pissing herself is nothing to worry about, she often pisses herself
-Bill

Are you out of your mind? This drinking game is a death sentence.

I'll stick to beer thanks, dont want to wake up in a pool of my own vomit and internal organs

This is the point.
Just only give it to your Hillary supporting friends ;^)

i literally thought that was the start of a huffpo or CNN article until i got to the smaller print....

"THEY WOULDN'T GIVER HER A STOOL TO STAND ON DON'T YOU PEOPLE BELIEVE SOMEONE IS HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE, GIVe HER A STOOL TRUMPS HEIGHT IS SCARY AND AN ADVANTAGE"

Me too

>homophone

Lack of stool is not gonna be a problem for her.

Eh, it was on my phone, autocorrect is a bitch.

i fucking love trump

this is my favorite trump quote

youtu.be/3LaR1-h86QQ?t=32s

Haaa I thought of the same thing...

Just take a moment and think of all the ammo Trump has on Killary, especially the most recent shit...

Get the fucking popcorn ready motherfuckers, its gonna be entertaining

Have fun, my leafy friend.

>She will start coughing on the 17th minute
>ask for a break on the 35th minute
>faint a little on the 63th minute
>shit her pants on the 75th minute
>shake and collapse on the 88th minute
>Trump holds back a smile while he asks if she's ok (omfg trump real gentleman, elected POTUS)

No commerical breaks in America? wtf

yeah, usually there's a 20 minutes commercial break every 10 seconds

Why the fuck is that allowed?

DUBS ARE POWERFUL
ESPECIALLY 911 DUBS

>W Bush is voting for Hillary

can't make this shit up

Dubs mean the podium will include a sturdy metal pole that connects to a harness she's wearing under her pantsuit so she can't fall over even if she faints.
That, a stealthy leg brace, a stealthy neck brace, maybe a small loudspeaker hidden in her neckline for a hillary impersonator, and you have your complete weekend at hillary's package.

this would be hillaryous , i would like it if at the 88 minute mark when she is about to collapse trump swoops in catches her, and carries her off stage.

no fucking way, sauce

getting dragged deeper and deeper

>Just take a moment and think of all the ammo Trump has on Killary, especially the most recent shit...

Visualization of Trump going in on Illary at the debate.

youtube.com/watch?v=33teK7L4DM4

It's going to be absolutely brutal. And i will enjoy every single minute of it.

At least she'll have stool to stand in

She'll be late, or cancel the debate

She's going to try as much Mickey Mouse bullshit as she possibly can.

Lurkmoar

They can just pump her up with steroids and whatever else bullshit drugs they pump the athletes with.

edition.cnn.com/2016/09/20/politics/george-hw-bush-hillary-clinton/

well it's HW bush, not W

but still

YOU HAD ME SCARED
i have a weak heart you can't do that to me

Combination of benzos, amphetamines, ddavp and testosterone. Level the nerves, overcome the sedation from the benzos, allow her to hold her bladder for 90 minutes and a surge of strength/aggression. Would love to see blood work on her after the debate

Well I wouldn't be surprise if he voted for her.

Jeb the retard of the family was cucked by Trump

>those blue glasses she wears are used by parkinsons patients to reduce their dizziness/motor control issues

Michael J Fox has parkinsons as well and he doesn't use those.

She died.
Prepping her body double takes time and surgical alterations need healing time and practice.

Be vigilant and register to vote.
Fraud will happen, but speaking with your neighbor will bring out thE truth.

Satan, the shaking blah blah sunglasses unable to sit on his face blah blah zing bamboozle

youtube.com/watch?v=y3U2jc7JBQQ

Why don't they just use her body double for the debates?

She will die onstage

She probably will

I demand to sit!
No
I demand to take breaks!
No
I demand a step stool!
No
I demand to build my own custom podium with reinforced steel beams.
Okay

He literally looks like a snap chat filter

>tfw she gets her super stroke after being asked about the deleted emails and starts to shart and dies on stage, live on world wide television...

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Are you retarded user?

What if the body double can't argue worth shit?
Debates are arguments, not not hollywood action scenes.

Kek fuel will melt steel beams!

Wouldnt it be funny if Trump gets her to drop an f-bomb or sharts out of pure fight or flight mode when bringing up her latest controversy...

what chyanne;asf?

Do we have a drinking game or bingo cards set up for this yet?

A drinking game has been posted but its a death sentence

Good chance im wrong but I always believe every individual could be president for 10 years. So it does count towards his terms, year wise.

>I'd give her a tissue if I had one, but I'm healthy

Good kek.thanks.

Checkem googs

she wanted a stool to kick out from under herself during the mid debate hanging.

>She's a pathological criminal, and she's smarter than you. She's been doing this for 40 years, kids.

Some part of me agrees, but, she got trounced by Obama. She was one month away from losing to Sanders. Passing out was real, you can't fake that.

ALL OF THE ABOVE

S H A D I L A Y

i faked passing out twice to get out of class in highschool

She won't collapse if she has enough drugs pumped into her beforehand.