GREETINGS, FUTURE CIVILIZATION

GREETINGS, FUTURE CIVILIZATION.

I AM TIME TRAVELLER FROM 1939.

HOW DO WE WIN THE WAR?

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user ive got something to tell you

QUICK, SHOW THE KIND GENTLEMAN THE NUCLEAR BOMB PLANS.

Do no attack russia in winter pls

Build nukes.

MASS PRODUCTION OF MEMES

DO NOT INVADE RUSSIA

dont invade russia
infact dont start a war at all, just spread propaganda to other countries until they too become nazis, it worked very well for the soviets in this timeline

Don't attack Russia at all.

Don't go to war against the whole world at once, one step at a time, one superpower at a time. Save your backstabbing after you've achieved stability.

tell the Fuhrer not to invade Russia, assassinate Churchill, take Gibraltwr, tell Japan to stay the fuck out of the East Pacific and do NOT involve the United States.. After Britain is pacified and peace is declared, use atomic weapons and gas on the USSR and make sure Japan is on board to cut off lend-lease in the Siberian Ports, also, here's a list of disloyal leaders

Send my regards to the Fuhrer! Sieg Heil!

Don't attack the USSR yet, you'll get fucked boi, also tell Japan not to attack the US, if they do they'll make you lose the war and become degenerates good 70 years later due to nukes

You need to invade Russia
Also you can build a nuclear bomb by mixing bleach and ammonia

Don't pick a fight with the United States you faggot. Don't get bogged down on your way to Moscow. Tell Hitler to lay off the amphetamines and let his generals do their shit.

please attack moscow directly

Don't ally with Italians and Japs

Ribbentrop-Molotov was a mistake, there is nothing that can stop commie rape train now, its over m8

DO WE INVADE RUSSIA OR NOT?

Just put Rommel in charge of Barbarossa and put Manstein in Africa

NO

Tell the Führer to look up the history of Napoleon Bonaparte

DONT.
ITS TOO RISKY, GERMANY!

Dont invade poland

Oh wait

NEIN MEIN GENOSSEN, NUKE LONDON FIRST

Get out of my country, prussian schweinehund!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This!

Please, user, stick to defense on the Eastern Front! You will win if you stay inside the Eastern borders.

FINISH WITH ENGLAND FIRST, PREPARE AN ELASTIC DEFENSE IN THE EAST JUST IN CASE AND FINISH YOUR ATOM BOMB

when you write up the documentation for the Final Solution, write "Skypes" instead of "Jews"
Don't have time to explain, just trust me

"It is not truth that matters, but memes" - Adolf Hitler 1943.

Definately. Unless you want your grandchildren to end like THIS.

yes you need to but go directly to moscow

also tell hitler that if he loses the world is doomed. he cant lose

>that flag
>he has that on his computer
see you next year then?

yes, it's a risk worth taking, but go straight to Moscow this time

Find a man named Albert Einstein and kill him
dont invade Russia
bomb London even harder

Okay, listen carefully Kraut.

>invest in long-range strategic bomber, trust me, you'll need it
>Italy will get you entangled in North Africa for no good reason, try to avoid getting too allied with them at all costs.
>Avoid getting too entangled with Japan, this will just draw you into a war with the United States, which you can't win.
>The US will have a nuclear weapon by 1945, make sure you've mastered atomic fission by then. If not, make sure your air-defences are state of the art.
>If you attack Russia, know that Stalin has more than 10 times as many tanks as you think he does. Any industry you destroy will be replaced on the other side of the Urals within a year.
>Don't overstretch your supply limits in Russia, its better to fight a limited war against them or push for moscow to take out Stalin.
>Instead of going for USSR's oilfields, consider going to the middle east through Vichy French colonies or through Turkey. Alternatively, learn offshore drilling, Norway has plenty of oil, more than enough if you can properly excavate it.

In short, don't overplay your hand. Once you've got Poland and France, keep your cards close to your chest, build up your defences, and try to secure oil from either Middle East or Norway. Hold out long enough and eventually relations will cool with America and Britain, they are more afraid of USSR than of you in the long term. Don't get entangled in Japan and Italy's stupidities.

>HOW DO WE WIN THE WAR?

get nukes and jet bombers, britain is impregnible and there stalin is willing to sacrifice every last russian for his cause

Dont go to Stalingrad, because its very cold, attack GB with the Bulgarians and Italians, afterwards wait for the russians to attack you and smash them. Russians get their provisions and ammo from USA and UK

Wouldn't a rifle-style A-bomb be easer to replicate?

Don't just put the jews in camps but actually kill them.

That and invest in a good defense infrastructure against air raids and develop long range bombers and fighter escorts. Focus your naval resources on submarines and perhaps developing aircraft carriers that aren't shit.

Listen, whoever you are.
If you lose this war, Europe is going to die, do you hear me?

Build that base you are planning in Antarctica, DO NOT INVADE RUSSIA UNTIL THE WAR IS OVER. AND BUILD THE NUCLEAR BOMB FIRST.

Don't listen to the trolls invade Russia for that juice then take MOSCOW!

Don't forget to capture StalinGrad

>go "total war" after france is defeated (and take all of their country and navy)
>invade the USSR 1.5 months earlier
>look for the traitors (normandy was known, spain would have joined, fucked up eastern front)
>change enigma codes
>britain doesn't want peace, rain hell on them (kill all at dunkirk)
>Say to japan: attack USSR if possible with you, if not, accept surrender (better option compared to US involved and nukes). Also tell them to blockade the sea between USSR and US to block lend lease.
>give italy military training and tech-plans
>invade USSR as liberators, create lots of propaganda for that

That would do the trick easily actually.

We? You should write I! Try to become a spy, go to England and defect there. That way YOU will win.

Kill all Anglos. World peace.

Sup bruh

Also inprison Einstein and use the Bomb on USA and Russia

>also, you might want this, and here's the cipher -- also find a man named Albert Einstein and kill him, kill every Jewish physicist you can find

Destroy Great Britain.

>afterwards wait for the russians to attack you and smash them

Bulgaria is retarded

In England, claim you are actually Jewish, that you despise Germany, move to the US and enjoy about 20 years of the good life.

Prove it.
Take a picture during ww2, find it online 80 years later, and give it to us.

WHAT IS THIS MACHINE?

don't, it will be a 2 front war, fuck Poland, France and UK up,

Dont try to attack Russia yet, win the whole west, develope the nuke, dont let japan attack USA and then Invade the Ruski cunts

Not sure, I'm not autistic. Would it?

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

just give it to Heisenburg, he'll understand

instant sunshine in canned form

invest in Bitcoin

Don't let the Britbongs retreat, slaughter every single one.

Attack Russia, since they're about to attack you, but don't advance too far after destroying their army (which was prepared for an offensive)

Tell Hitler he's a faggot and jets are the future.

War is a strange game. The only winning move is not to play

Secretly fund mosley and sow dissent among the brits long before the blitz and Dunkirk.

Explain WWI backstab by Jews and following Weimar explotation via worldwide propaganda. Hitler should listen to his generals.

If possible see if you can negotiate with US before 1939. Most Americans were already highly skeptical of Jews and generally Nazi Germany had high approval among Americans until pearl harbor.

Idk not really a naziboo but if pearl harbor had not happened and if Germany hadn't moved on england/France so fast I think the US would have probably been somewhat sympathetic towards German cause. I understand they had to act or France was going to move first but it's funny how little Americans seemed to care or were outright supportive of Nazi causes before the war/pearl harbor.

FDR was a commie and was funneling money to Soviet union for a long time so I kinda wonder if (((they))) had a hand in his actions.

USSR

Atom bomb. We used 2 on Japan in 1945 to end the war. You know Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They stopped existing for a little while.

Listen to this man. Also speed up your plans for Germania. That Volkshalle can't stand soon enough!

You will fuck up

Indeed, invest in Luftwaffe and Jets, bomb the living shit out of the für das Vaterland

Do:
Finish the UK before attacking Russia
Take the Caucuses oil fields before worrying about St. Petersburg, Moscow and Stalingrad

Do not:
Get bogged down in Italy's wars in the Balkans before you invade Russia, invade Russia first
Send your best generals to Africa and send a huge portion of your fuel to Africa to help these generals perform their massive maneuvers
Declare war on the U.S. Let them and their hesitant congress find a casus belli of their own
Invade Russia too late in the year. You should have been invading Russia at the time you were invading Yugoslavia

Okay SS officer or whoever you are.

A huge war will happen soon, I'm sure you've heard of Oswald Mosley, huh?
FUND HIM.
if Mosley succeeds, Britian will have no war with you, and you'll be in less of a danger when World War Two begins.

>kill all the soldiers on Dunkirk and force UK to surrender
>take a lesson from the great war, allies will only make it worse. Go solo
>give those poor soldiers some winter clothings
>attack russia around march and dont stop till you reach moscow

> tfw Hitler didn't believe in jets

He might have been a hype leader and all that, but I will never forgive him for denying one of the greatest inventions in warfare.

1) Crush the B.E.F. & French/Belgian remnants at Dunkirk. Give Guderian the green light and set the Panzers on them. The British will basically lose all of their real soldiers in Europe, and all those left alive will be valuable prisoners of war. This may even be enough to negotiate a ceasefire, which is Hitler's main objective with the British anyway.

2) Don't trust the Italians to do anything right. Take the oil fields from the British in Egypt.

2.5) Have a wolf pack go to Mers-el-Kébir. Deliver a prompt message to the French fleet there: "Abandon your vessels to us, or be destroyed". The British will try it, but spooky submarines might work better at convincing the French to give up the battleships.

3) Assuming we're now following the same timeline and Barbarossa is a go: Don't fight the battle of Kiev. Or if you have to fight it, don't fucking send three Panzer Groups and 500,000 men to crush an encircled enemy with no means of resupply or maneuver (Germans will own the skies, roads and rails) and 64 tanks.

4) Instead send those tanks straight at Moscow. Send every fucking motorised unit you can get. Ignore Leningrad (or call the Finns in and tell them they'll get some nice Jew gold if they put the city under siege) and hit Moscow. The reasons are two fold:

i) It would be an an enormous psychological blow to the Soviets to lose their capital

ii) Moscow is the nexus of the Soviet rail system. If you take it, any Soviet forces East of the city lose there ability to maneuver

5) Don't Fight Operation Citadel. The Soviets intend to turn Kursk into a meat grinder for German forces and will have, at this point, spent months training and building the largest and most elaborate defensive line in history.

It's okay to bore holes in a gas rifle, but also unnecessary if you can make a roller delayed gas blowback. Jets are fuel efficient, plz don't cancel research. Bf 109 is already obsolete, trust me. Also, guard your heavy water plant in norway better, and they're invading here in normandy. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Naval_Bombardments_on_D-Day.png

6) Don't call off Operation Citadel. I understand it's a contradiction, but listen: Yes, the Panzer forces are taking obscene casualties, but you inflict disproportionate casualties on the Soviets (no, seriously, the Germans over the course of Citadel/Kutuzov/Belgorod-Khar'kov lose ~1,300 tanks, the Soviets lose north of 8,000). If you succeed in capturing Kursk, then the encircled Soviets will be destroyed.

7) Don't fight the battle of Stalingrad. It was a great idea: cut off access to Soviet industry in the city while taking control over shipping along the lower Volga river, but just make sure you don't bomb it to rubble before hand so you can use your tanks, or only bomb it to rubble instead, and put it under siege instead of Leningrad. (I'll admit, this is the only battle I've never read much about, so take it with a grain of salt).

If you lose Kursk, there really isn't anyway to actually win. Best bet for continued autonomy is to negotiate surrender to the allies (and only the allies).

>The mechanism is a lot simpler
>Does not use Plutonium (which can be only made, Uranium can be found naturally and then enrichedTM)
>Does not involve the whole "Having explosives all around the spherical warhead to cause the fusion of Hidrogen
A fision bomb is the best option for them, a fusion bomb would only be plausible for a country with an already made nuclear infrastructure or a terrorist organization who can get hold of nuclear waste

t. ISIS soldier in Mexico waiting to cross the border

Condemn Mussolini's actions when he invades russia and y'all will be fine.

>posting in English

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no don't kill them, capture them as a bargaining tool to force England to the table, use them for slave labor in the mean time

I can use Google translate too

HELLO FUTURE CIVILIZATION

I AM TIME TRAVELLER FROM 1941

HOW DO WE WIN WAR

Go ahead, use it.

Stop letting your retarded chancellor make military decisions

Dont fucking start it with the US

dis gun b gud

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Japan is indeed the Land of the rising sun, so much that you will have four sunrises in two days

DON'T FUCK WITH THE JEWS

Bomb is win

FUND MEME SORCERERS, THEY'RE THE KEY TO INVADING RUSSIA

>Christians
>Jews.
Pick one.

How do you know how to use 4chin then?

forget about defeating Russia for now... it will drain away so many resources you will be unable to repel the response when America joins Britain.

They didn't attack Russia in winter. They attacked in June.
I hate this fucking meme.

>Don't bomb Britain and instead use those planes to terror-bomb Russian cities.
>Move in on Dunkirk and capture the BEF. Use them as bargaining chip for possible peace with UK.
>Do not declare war on America.
>Leave military matters to actual Generals and do not allow Hitler to do a job he isn't qualified for.
>Begin development and mass production of the STG44 as a replacement for the Kar 98 as soon as possible.
>Issue camouflage to the Heer universally, not just to the SS.
>Do not send troops to North Africa. Leave Italy to handle it and if they can't, fuck them.
>Ensure all soldiers are equipped with adequate winter gear for Russia.
>Do not waste time on projects like the Maus or Ratte tank and simply mass-produce the Panzer IV, Tiger, or Panther.

DEAR GERMAN FRIEND

DO NOT RELY ON THE ENIGMA MACHINE, IT WILL NOT BE RELIABLE THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THE WAR.

DO NOT CONQUER WEST, CONQUER EAST, THE RUSSIANS WILL AID IN YOUR CONQUEST AND NOT INVOKE THE UK.

MOVE INTO SPAIN, FIGHT A WAR OF PROPAGANDA, THE US WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU. MAKE NAZISM INTO A POPULAR SUCCESSFUL IMAGE.

FILM INSIDE CAMPS. MAKE SURE REAL FOOTAGE OF CAMPS EXISTS BUT IS KEPT AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC, USE THIS AS A TOOL LATER ON TO STOP THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD, THE HOLOCAUST

GOD SPEED, AND HEIL FUHRER

Finish China before you open a second front in the Pacific

Don't invade European colonies after Germany takes their motherland, i.e. French Indochina and Indonesia. The U.S. used this as an excuse to cut off supplies of oil.

After finishing China, invade Indonesia and take their oifields.

Depending on how occupied the US has become, either take out the carrier fleets in Hawaii or take other pacific territories until the US is vulnerable. You cannot beat the US one on one

Give Russia Eastern Poland. Fortify the eastern border of Western Poland, suck up to them so they don't attach. Invade Indonesia for the Rubber. Have a strong airforce to fuck the brits mass bomb them and don't play sirens when you do.

Also, STRONK U-Boat effort to secure the coast of france in case of any pesky land invasion from brits / burgers.

Finally, don't HH on every message sent through enigma, they broke it based on frequency analysis

Just with Jews. Then you won't get blamed for what happens.

But you are winning the war.

Why would you ask?

GREETINGS, FUTURE CIVILIZATION.

I AM TIME TRAVELLER FROM 1959.

HOW DO WE WIN THE WAR?

Japan, the question you should be asking is how can use this opportunity to save your empire and prevent anime from happening

Actually gas the kikes this time you lazy Hun.

Nuke the moon

>implying it was not a time travelling shitposter that made them go that far
>implying their correspondant being banned from Cred Forums is not the reason they started losing

Dont split your army and fight a war on 2 fronts

Harness maymays

How art thou, brethren?
I am a traveller of time.
How do we win the crusades?

>t. ISIS soldier in Mexico waiting to cross the border

Stop giving a shit about the USA and focus on making your people happy

Couldn't they have won the war if they sent a bunch of sleeper assassins across the border to kill people such as Churchhill etc?

I don't even think it's a meme, people are actually just fucking retarded and think they attacked in the winter.

^

Implement policies to make your workforce more productive and more inspired to work now. Waiting until the late 70s was too late. Your economy was hopelessly stagnated by then.
Consider introducing some capitalist measures like China did in 2000 to get this motivated labor in your economy.
Consider lebensraum while your military and economy is at its peak. Letting your people be more free to speak their minds is good and will increase happiness. Disaffected minorities will speak out and you will need to make sure your military does not let it get out of hand.
Do not invade Afghanistan. The US will supply mujahadin fighters to stop you and you will not have the airpower to defeat these supplies and hidden fighters.

Most of the most of the "Don't Attack Russia Faggots" are historically illeterate Mongoloids. Hitler launched operation Barbarossa because there were strong indications the USSR was going to invade the Reich and take the Romanian oil fields ending all hope for German war effort. Attack Russia in June 1940 and drop the Slav is subhuman bullshit so ALL the slavs join the fight against Jewish boshevism

Good news. There havent been any jews since 1956

this post has made the whole thing worthwhile

GREETINGS, PAST CIVILIZATION

I AM TIME TRAVELLER FROM 2234.

HOW DO WE STOP THE WAR?

fission bombs can be of the uranium gun type (little boy, simple) or of the plutonium implosion type (fat man, complicated)
The uranium type was so simple that the USA never bothered to test fire any before dropping one on Hiroshima
I don't know how hard it is to make gas centrifuges but the Germans could probably figure it out if they had the plans dropped into their laps

How are we supposed to know?

Some faggot from England cracks the Nazi code