Itt: perfect europa

itt: perfect europa

>Greece in a personal union with Turkey
kys

you made denmark smaller you dumb idiot. Id say split sweden in half and give the south to denmark.

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>greater albania
fucking kek

goatfucker detected

What the actual fuck is this map?

Socialist Wales that spanning across northern England? Iceland broken in three with parts annexed by Scotland and Greenland?

What the fuck in the fuck is this shit?

This is the most retarded map I've seen in my entire life

Kys faggot

Wow. If the rest of the map is as wrong as Portugal, this is the worst I've ever seen.

t. /gsg/

>Russia should be broken into 1000 pieces

But why?

Not to mention the "Dublin alliance" doesn't even contain Dublin.

>empire of åland
>merchant republic of gotland
>skanien farmer republic
Its like this guy has literally no idea what these places are or their history

Wow those borders are worse than the actual borders of the modern day and that's saying something.

>Fjordlands
>Not where the fjords are
American geography

>venice
>allowing the pizza jew to exist

>Corsica with Italians.

You know they hate each other right ?

Low quality bait

Perfect europa.

thats a god tier map right there

Lol. You know albos hate bosnians because of the way they treated them during Yugoslavia times?

You know Montenegro parted ways with Serbia not long ago at all, right?

>giving the most prosperous turkish areas to greece
i cant see this go wrong

the rest is alright i guess

Fixed.

At least you got rid of R**ania

>turkey still on map

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>giving oslo its own kingdom and that much land
Thats fucking retarded.
It should be a city state.

Albanians hate serbs and macedonians the most. Albanians and Bosnian mutually respect each other to a degree because of islam. But I don't think they would give up 2 countries

They like eachother the way us Swedes like Danes; from a distance

Haha holy shit what is this autism. Top kek.

Estonia is on its way out m8
It's old af, it's native population is smaller than a mid-size US town and childlrss, it's few young natives are all moving to Western Europe
Even with the Slav migrants it still has a negative overall growth rate

There's always a fucking problem with the Balkans so I just rolled the dice and said fuck it.

I have a friend from Greece who always cries about the 400 years of Ottoman oppression so I gave them a chunk of that land just for that. Also to move Kebab as far away from Europe as possible.

>no Basque country

>Wales taking England

lol, in what fantasy land?

the balkan will have another war, it will solve itself in time

i suspect it will be the trigger for 3rd world war aswell because of russias and serbias relation

>BALKANIZE EVERYTHING
>THAT'LL MAKE IT BETTER

correct map incoming

>flag
>keep to your isolation politics. Its was better that way for everyone.

greece doesn't deserve shit with the way they ruined their own economy and drove their own people to poverty, at least turkey got its shit together

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Autism

and an alternative

>wallonian beldenermark
the wallonians are too busy cashing in welfare checks and not contributing to society in any way, how the fuck are they supposed to rule an empire?

how fuking big is poland in this map? fucking shit. you just moved all ukraine to the east. and why the fuck you give just like1/3 of silesia back? you just want to trigger us.

>Kosovo
legit made me laugh

>Wallonian takes over half Sweden
FUCKING KEK

objectively better europe

0/10

shameful tbf

dubs decide how i kill myself

>Forgetting about Vatican
>Leaving Ukraine still intact
>Not giving half the spain to marokko
>"""United""" Kingdom is not united
>Greece is now a superpower

Weź się zabij

no
just.. no
there are no faggy "oh yeah haha we hate each other so much xDxDxD hahahahaha we like each other.. from a distance!!111ELEVEN xDxDxD" in the balkans
just hate and blood

>Scottish Norway
>not Norwegian Scotland
Every fucking time

Great im Denmark now...

For what purpose would someone make this?

yeah man i know. You really need to get your shit together. You are acting like the germans did during ancient Roman times, like savages and barbarians who only want blood and war

i do now know how to solve your bloodthirst

wtf are you even on about, sven?

>unified eastern Europe and Balkanised west europe
why?

or like swedish vikings 1500 years ago. dirty olaf. stfu

>Catalonia
>Not Aragón which was the real kingdom

>Ulm
dafaq faggot ?

>my country is important
i must disagree

>soviet kingdom of Ireland
>Iceland being 5 nations
>Gibraltar being 6
>calipath
>cediterean
>EMpire
>beduin

saved for education and research purposes

what a horrible fucking map

>united finnish khanate
>90% russian

Fuck off putting me with wales, im yorkshire through and through you daft cunt

this is pretty autistic

Who would've thought one extra chromossome could produce such a foul putrid vaginal mucous riddled shit post.

>filthy krauts are mad
you have been nothing but unwelcoming and wreckin towards the ancient Roman empire. Fuck off

Is it a united finnish khanate? Purely semantic. If you define by ethnicity of its people, no. If by self-identification, yes. I call it 'united finnish khanate' out of courtesy.

Shits and giggles.

Probably a little baiting too.

Enjoying your freedom?

We gun watch the debate here on monday.

>greater albania
you srs?

I see that Eu4 reference

bosnia shouldnt exist
half into serbia half into croatia

>kosovo existing

I' moving to Andorra.

This samefagging bloodthirst.

Screbrenicza wasn't our fault.

noticed the serbian diaspora

>serbian
why do you think im serbian?
nobody on the balkans thinks kosovo should exist
nobody think bosnia is a real country either
its like ukraine

i was making replies as i was scrolling along

Vatican is implied, didn't give a fuck to color it since I don't know exactly where it is as it's so tiny.

What's left of Ukraine is there so we don't border Russia

Fuck Morocco

You're right, I should've made Scotland independant at least.

>As if Greece can become a superpower

Did not move Ukraine at all. Poland is that big because those lands are ours, and if you want more Silesia, fine, I don't want it.

>big Andorra
wut
>puzzle-Gibraltar
WUT
>big Ulm
epin Europa Universalis 4 memer detected

Hearing kpop in your body resonance frequency.

>Screbrenicza wasn't our fault.

Didn't the Dutch UN troops abondon the fucking safe zone?

Normally I don't reply to roaches but allow me to make an exception.

We had small arms vs. a tank batallion.

Some American general cancelled the airstrike we called in three times.

You're welcome.

Stay out of our union.

Start attacking ISIS already.

Leave the YPG alone.

actually it kind of was....
not that i care
you helped at removing kebab

And still we recognized it cuz eu, liberty, human right n shieet. Right of self determination for everyone but non-muslims.

"When Russia is united, the whole world is a fright."

The Dutch Battalion "Dutchbat" was found guilty by the courts in the Netherlands of failing to protect some of the Bosniak refugees in the Safe Area.[33] Minister Voorhoeve of the Netherlands had ordered that "under no circumstances was Dutchbat allowed to cooperate in the separate treatment of men."[314] A NATO battalion is expected to be able to exercise judgement when confronted with a conflict between rules of engagement and a specific order designed to protect refugees; moreover, it was the Netherlands and not the UN that had effective control of Dutchbat.

the map is obviously made to be as horribly offensively retarded as possible, but due to extreme lack of historical knowledge he couldn't put in better jokes, and due to extreme lack of eastern knowledge he couldn't split any of the slav countries into small retardations. maybe he doesn't even know the name of a few of them, which is why he has instead merged them instead of split them

>All that desert clay

No thanks

These clusterfuck tiny state maps are beyond retarded

>moscow
>liberal
>that pic
Butthurt Estonian detekted

>Grand duchy of ULM
Ok I laughed

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GREATER MANX?!!?
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
I AM TRAPPED ON THIS ROCK WITH THESE FILTHY INBREDS
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Not sure if rare and probably not but fucking great m8.

why do Isle of man get their own flag but wales, Scotland and north ireland dont?

I don't want to be part of the Islamic republic thanks

Everyone is fucking cousins with everyone its pretty fucking disgusting, not to mention how many tards are here

>losing corsica and brittanny
no
>giving UK territory on the mainland
no
otherwise I'd be happy to no longer have a common border with germanistan, they're a shit neighboor

but this map is quite retarded desu

>Kingdom of Lapland

Majority of Sami live outside of it

>Turkey exists
>UK, France and Germany disbanded
>ISIS exists

>Majority of Sami live outside of it
SAMI GET OUT REEE

Because they are part of the UK and this shithole is not?
Shouldn't you be getting raped by a refugee?

You should import some of those brittish slags (english Scottish, Wales w/3).

They might not be the most pretty but according to statistics they have Europe's biggest tits (fat slags).

but you ain't independent

There are some non-inbreds but the native manx just insist on fucking eachother

>The first and only true capital of Norway in Swedish hands

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>Isle of Man
I've only seen this flag once before and wasn't collecting back then... Thanks rare user. Tell me about your country

>using marxist pseudo-Cuban flag for Catalonia

wew lad

The man ( get it ) just did man.

Told me some great shit about reproduction cycles and advice from elders on that.

you gaggin for a smack i nthe mouth you marxist filth?

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Romania is still on the map, it's below Moldova.

>all these unsustainable meme countries
Seperatism is a mistake.

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The only perfect europe was 30 years ago

>Turkey in Constantinople

Kys

>Holy saint Petersburg in Estonia
Who made this map and why