I think Canada vs Australia would be pretty funny. Or non-countries like Belgium and Ireland.
Which two countries would be hilarious to watch fight each other in a war?
war is not a joke. War is hell, child.
Somalia vs Switzerland
tell us about it Ahmed
North Korea vs Iran
>War is hell
>Sweden
How would you know?
Sweden and Japan. Industrial level Cuckicide.
Italy and anyone.
why would they have a civil war?
>war is not a joke
But your country is.
Canada vs Australia?
Good luck with the emus, faggots.
Andorra vs San Marino?
Lesotho vs Swaziland?
Nauru vs Kiribati?
You probably know more than us Mohammed
Israel and Germany
Canada and USA mano a mano
Luxembourg vs Honduras.
Shit has just got real!
>USA invades Canada
>Trudeau apologizes
I want to see Japan vs SK, to finally determine who's the bigger weebs
Sweden vs germany
switzerland vs costa rica
no military
India and Pakistan. Poo catapults and ICBMs(Intercontinental Bowel Movements)
Chad vs. North Korea
Mexico vs Canada
chad vs republic of gogle
>USA invades.
>Entire Canadian army destroyed in the afternoon
>As Trudeau is signing the annexation agreement he looks the President in the eyes and says "Looks like I've won."
Iceland vs. New Zealand
Battle to see who gets to let more Africans fuck their women?
> USA invades Canada
> Canada knocks them out, chases them all the way to Washington and burns down the white house
oh wait
Sweden vs Finland
Chad vs. 1 million robots
>two non countries
Spain vs Netherlands
I hear it was hilarious like two autistics arguing whos anime character would beat who.
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This. It would be like a normal day in Syria.
Are you from Malmö?
A civil war in Switzerland would be pretty comfy
You mean the british?
I want to invade luxemburg desu.
France or anyone
>Austrian education
That was a british expeditionary force from the spanish penisular war that had only troops from Great Britain and not from the Canadian colony.
Those were the same troops forced to retreat from DC because of bad weather. topkek
Memes aside canada has historically been an incredibly effective fighting force. We had to wait for everyone else to catch up on D day
Trips decided we invade France.
Prepare for ultimate surrender.
>Poo catapults
>the British weren't Canadian because canada wasn't a country yet
I guess there were no Americans fighting in the war for independence then. It was the British who won
Indian civil war.
Vatican vs Islamic State.
Just do it already. Their flag hurts my eyes. It looks like the Dutch flag has been washed too many times.
>Declare independence
>Write and sign a document establishing independence
>But they're british
Leafposters need to die, right now
The Flemish should genocide the Walloons.
The Netherlands and Belgium.
US vs China
Kind of unfair desu. Chad has 30K under arms and can draw in the whole population. The land is also composed by tribes who fight since the late 50's. Not to forget Muslims on horses and in Toyotas, as mercenaries from around the world operating old russian fighters (10+) and tanks (20+). On the other hand Googles have just 20K under arms with reserve, four armored vehicles and some Toyotas.
Don't fuck with Chad, unless you have a population under arms and nukes
Buddhists vs ISIS
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Buddhism is not a country.
ISIS neither
England and Germany for old times sake
>implying canada couldn't single handedly wipe out the USA in a matter of weeks
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It wouldn't even be a contest this time round.
nah not all, their women are qt, the men just can't into work.
North and South Korea if nobody else stepped in
They call themselves "the islamic state" at least, buddhists don't have ambitions like that.
Holland Vs Belgium
Mongolia vs Finland
good ol' Scandinavian autism
I love you too söta bror
The pope would just start kissing their feet though. Itd be boring.
Corsicans vs Islamic State. That would be good shit.
A mighty civil war.
Pakistan and India.
Digits confirm.
Didn't you know?
Easy there abdul.
I am enjoying Saudi Arabia vs Yemen right now, pretty hilarious desu
israel vs usa
North Korea vs US
Id just like to see the wartime bantz
Worst Korea vs Nipon
China vs N Korea
Kill the men, enslave the women.
The thing about this is that it isn't that far fetched. A lot of people don't realize how strong the Jap military has become, it has gone well past a defensive force or whatever it is that was dictated in those treaties after WWII. They are also becoming more nationalist, they could decide to take matter into their own hands with the Norks if no one else will.
Israel VS. Iran.
Israel will be knocked the fuck out.
Ahh don't mess with the Irish. Although vs Belgium would be pretty funny, if brief. Aussies vs Canada, hmm.
Any two landlocked countries.
Mongolia vs. Bolivia for example.
>Incontenent bowel movements
Behead him, Schahmedeir
Do you think Belgium would lose to Ireland?
>Lesotho vs Swaziland
it isnt if you kill brown people.
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I just wanna see some nation (like N Korea) start shit with China, cause we all know those Chinese fuckers are ready to unleash fire and brimstone and the day they do will be glorious, truly a site to behold.
Australians can't even handle their emu problems. What makes you think they can handle the True North's dank memetic warfare?
The vatican vs Russia
I want Brazil X Paraguay again, it was fun
Hilarious?
Pakistan and India.
>>As Trudeau is signing the annexation agreement he looks the President in the eyes and says "Looks like I've won."