Holy shit

Holy shit

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How's your wife

he has an affinity for dying women

Who exactly made Trump do this?

Not following

Fuck Hillary and fuck black people

Patton Oswald has already blocked me for triggering him, someone else needs to step up to the plate

>H-Hillary MADE HIM bring up her husband's sexcapades

He's really going all-in on being a fucktard isn't he?

How come this unfunny jew have so many twitter followers

A bottom girl, bottom woman, or bottom bitch, is an American term for a prostitute who sits atop the hierarchy of prostitutes working for a particular pimp. A bottom girl is usually the prostitute who has been with the pimp the longest and consistently makes the most money.

what a fucking fat cuck.

No bitch is more bottom than his approximately 6 feet under bottom wife.

>Ha ha we tricked Trump into bringing in this one specific person nobody knew, because Mark Cuban said he'd sit front and center at the debate

Fuck those googles, scum of the earth

See how easy it was to destroy hillary's stunt? That's what will make trump a great president.

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>bottom bitch
Isn't this homophobic? It implies that our members of the lgbt community are submissive and weak

>i-it was all j-just a b-b-bait! hha he fell for it!

>Bottom bitch
At least Trump's bitch isn't at the bottom of a grave, you hack

a bottom bitch is a prostitute see

Reminder his friend is wyatt mann

being they got BTFO they now pretend they goaded him into.

>...haha l-look guys, we got him to make a joke... we are so smart

>HAHA YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP, I WANTED YOU TO DO THIS HAHA

Why hasn't anyone beaten the shit out if him with a baseball bat?

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THIS

I wish Oswalt wasn't such a numale cuck piece of shit.
Some of his comedy is really fucking funny.

Isn't this like the first time Trump has even talked about Bill Clinton's Sexcapades? Took Hillary Clinton WELL OVER A YEAR!

Liberals are still mad that Trump doesn't sit there and take it like the good little cuckies the neocohens were

kek, dis gon be gud

>Cuban
>World Leader
This dude needs to stop.

Oswalt can't walk his talk on racial integration. His servants don't count.

Tell him to stick that in his Hillary hole and twist it around.

SAVAGE

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>Hillary puts Mark Cuban in the front row to fuck with Trump
>MSM and liberals praise her wit
>Trump puts Gennifer Flowers in the front row to fuck with Hillary
>MSM and liberals call him a man child bottom bitch

Are liberals literally fucking retarded?

>420
What did Kek mean by this?

Poor Patty pat ain't got a good excuse for Hilldog being the bitch that she is.

That is why he reverts to personal attacks instead of coming up with a reason.

I saw this man's stand up on Netflix

It was like a woman's stand up where she just tells stories with no actual punchlines

He sucked

I can't believe this guy has the audacity to post this shit on Twitter after what he did to JFK

S A V A G E

>wife dies
>spends his days bitching on twitter

SCACCOMATTO

>1 year from now
>Look how easy it was to goad idiot DRUMF into building a 300ft tall electrified wall of death at the Mexican border by getting Mexico to pay for it!

WASTED

Kek

Was just about to post this

kek

fucking kek

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lel

>W-we made him blow us the fuck out, h-ha ha

HARSH

MAD
MEN

The only bitch beneath anything here is Patton's wife beneath six feet of dirt.

lol

Sent ;)
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Saved.

I don't understand what he means...

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seems obvious at this point

That was weak as fuck, just a version of but like a retard wrote it

Fuck that manlet (((Oswalt))).

>Insult Trump
>Curse hits you and kills your wife
>Insult Trump again
>???
When will they ever learn?

>holy shit reddit we got drumpf elected! fucking bigot, we really got him this time hahaha

JOKES ON YOU IM ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARTED

Oswalt is like a little otter who just can't help but say stupid shit

What a noob

FATALITY

Source?

God Damn!

>Don't you idiots get it? Isis WANTS you to protect yourselves.

the absolute madman

Savage!

fucking KEK

Anons should use this against Patton. Calling out Patton for using a homophobic/sexist term is going to force him to admit he fucked up or to do mental gymnastics making him look worse.

Why do turbocucks like this guy and Michael Moore keep subjecting themselves to this kind of abuse? Why haven't they killed themselves yet? I know for sure I would.

>using the phrase Bottom Bitch


pat must be a faggot

"make trump pull this stunt"
why are hillary supporters so pathetic?

>"anyone who questions her health is sexist! it's an alt right conspiracy theory."
>video of her collapsing.
>"it was the heat! she had an pneumonia and still has been so strong!!!"
>"hillary sure played trump like a fiddle!!!!1 she meant to trick him into doing this! you go girl!"

>lmao he actually built the wall and deported millions of illegal immigrants fucking STUMPED

>See how easy it was to make the United States drop a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima? Imagine other countries playing them like the bottom bitch they are!

FUCK

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>couldn't get any lower
hahaha

SAVAGE AF

Tried To Start Shit On Internet And Got My Feelings Hurt Instead 2016

>big_guy_for_you

KABLAMO

ISIS WAS THE HEROES THE WHOLE TIME !!!!
CNN BTFO!!!

lmao

Any lower? What, like 7ft down?

Why is the dead wife the funniest joke this guy has done in years?

>Be Patton Oswalt

>Consider anyone else bottom bitch

>that savagery
god damn.
you just know once he read that his core was shook

who is patton oswalt and why should anyone give a shit about his retarded opinions? seems like a CTR bot shitposter

This election has been libcuck tardshits on parade. It's awesome.

He's the manlet from King of Queens

complexed manlets are the masters of psychological projection

because they game him mystery science theatre 3000 to ruin with his unfunny jew whining brand of humor

That one will never get old.

>liberals don't think this was a genius move
Time to realize that Hillary's husband is a degenerate and that Hillary is completely complacent because she's powerless without him

He's a friend of A. Wyatt Mann

Nothing funnier than seeing a shit lib comedian getting BTFO by amateurs.

he's probably still literally shaking right now

also, why do leftists think being scared losers is a good thing?

For any new people, Patton is the guy on the right. The guy on the left is the author of classic cartoons such as "Around Blacks, Never Relax" and "With Jews.... YOU LOSE"

>bottom bitch
>takes one to know one

sauce

>CLINTON WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS. DRUMPF BTFO.

My fucking sides

>Explaining the joke in your tweet

>>>Hillary's husband's daughter's mother supports Donald Trump
How cucked is it possible to get?

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oh ok, i dont watch that show. he sounds like a faggot, will make sure to boycott anything that has him in it

>Some of his comedy is really fucking funny.

no, Johnny Carson was really fucking funny, the three stooges were really fucking funny,

this guy is not funny at all.

Give it 44 days. Libs will be an heroing en mass. It's gonna be yuuuuge.

And we all woke up and the last 30 years were a dream.

be careful what you wish for

pathetic attempt to reframe the sequence of events

H-hey look guys, we made Trump win the presidency! We totally played him! BTFO

Fucking little troll. I worked with a manlet like him in construction. He could drive nails into the floor without bending his knees

>you see how trump defends himself? how he comes up with a counter-attack? can you imagine if he had that type of mentality for our nation? i have really low testosterone

You fuckers are so harsh on this man saying horrible things about his dead wife. I'll have you I personally enjoyed his wife's cameo in Ghostbusters.

>dead wife
>manlet

Will he kill himself after Trump wins?

>And we all woke up and the last 30 years were a dream.

a dream with very few talented funny men, at least we still got Mel Brooks and Don Rickles

You guys are great

FLAWLESS VICTORY

10/10 bantz

holy shit

this

See how easy it was to meme his wife to death? Imagine other memes playing him like the bottom bitch he is.

Fucking harsh.

what does oswalt even mean? Hillary tried to embarass Trump and he doubled down.

Inviting Bill's mistress isn't worse than Bill fucking interns and Hillary trying to silence and tarnish the reputation of his accusers.

Rekt, I hope this guy joins his dead wife

OSWALT BTFOOOOOOOOO

> shaming bottoms

absolutely disgusting homophobic comment by Patton here, I'm sure his fellow liberals will criticize it any moment.

>lad

wew

We´re gonna need a bigger .jpeg.

>not realising he's the one who got played, not trump
wew

absolutely ruthless

Down goes Oswald!

Signal boost this, fire up those Twitter

And the ball keeps rolling. Fucking glorious bastards.

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kek will smite, and they will believe. It is known.

underrated keks

And to think it was a fellow countryman who delivered that bant. Makes me proud.

FUCKING ROASTED
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TR that shit

Kekd, I like this

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Who the fuck is Gennifer Flowers?

I've been gone a few days

It´s beautiful!

Sauvage, mez ami!

hon hon hon hon hon!

Yeah haha sure showed him, it was our plan all along to bring attention to the fact that our candidate's husband had multiple affairs and rape accusations against him and that our candidate was named in a slew of lawsuits involving them along with a few of the people on our board, yeah.. Man we showed him ha. - Democratic Party as it hides the plans for Hillary's Valium auto-injector/monitor

She was one of the women Bill was fucking while he was president.

I'd love to pound his midget dwarf face into the dirt until it was mashed pulp.

>Hey not seen this guy for years!

In all seriousness tho, did he retired at 26-27 with countless $$$$$$$??

BASED

I don't even get what he is trying to say.

Nice!

To think possibly a woman wrote those bantz. Maybe they are evolving.

ROASTED

patton will be hurting once hollyjew falls to the mexicanos.

Yes, he´s living the life of a retired man with lots of fuck you money.

Don't even care that it's already been posted. It gets funnier every time.

so are we on Cred Forums ? Any meaningful discourse aside from the reaction jpg or gif? at least add some originality you nincomfuckingpoops

yea, neither do I, it's weird. Its literally just words with no backing argument.

user

WHY DID YOU DELETE THE JOE PART

IS THIS HOW ALL THESE COINCIDENCE DIE

i guess you could call that statement... DEPLORABLE

Facebook makes me miss myspace so much.

How many times will one guy set himself up to be razzed about his dead wife before he stops making it so easy to do?

He's so fucking predictable.

blocked, reported for harassment

>"blm leader gets mugged by black calls for increase in police"

Was getting caught part of their plan?

They are incredibly assblasted lol

>comes to the internet
>expects respect and discipline

Sorry to dissapoint, King Wassabi.

Mark Cuban hasn't been feeling all too good recently.

>he will be with his wife soon.

Ass Status: Torn

a king? how about a peasant. i don't have much ambition

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She's putting Cuban in the front row he responded with inviting Jennifer Flowers

Give me a line to tweet to him for max triggering

Before.

"Pack your bags you are off to visit your wife"

Democrats can't support their candidate in good faith but are still really angry and hopeless about the future. There is nothing left to do make the crying feels guy face and call the republican candidate a bitch through clenched teeth.

why the fuck does he have Hillary's dick so far down his throat? Just because he's hollywood so they are all like that to virtue signal to their coworkers/friends etc?

Can you imagine how legit assblasted he is when he reads these?

From now on he will probably pause before every tweet and consider how it could be related to his dead wife. Kek.

I like to think he's sitting there all smug with his retarded tweet, then he refreshes and sees the responses and just yells "GOD DAMMIT!" as he storms away.

>You are now imagining it

I think it's funny that the dems are aware that Hillary's guest of honor is a billionaire donor and that this is the tone of her whole presidency but can't care because trump wants to limit immigration.

When will he shut up lol, you think he'd learn by now.

So is A. Wyatt Mann'a stuff supposed to be parody or serious then?

Ouch

>go to his wife's grave
>put a picture of Trump Pepe on the headstone
>take picture
>tweet it to him
>???
>profit

>We were just PRETENDING to be retarded!

Sure thing Patton.

where is she buried ill do it

god damn son

it would pretty funny, but it will make all trump supporters look bad so it isn't worth it

The amount of fucking liberals that pull this card is astounding, 80% of them pull this shiy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rule 34 this shit

Ice cold fucking burn

OMG SAVAGE

>fuck black people
I'd rather not get HIV

who the hell are Flowers and Cuban?

I say we spend an entire week just responding to every tweet he makes with DEAD WIFE SAD DAUGHTER DEAD WIFE SAD DAUGHTER

>show a couple of faggots (or a schweet man and woman relationship), and have them fuck on her grave

YES

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flowers was raped by Bill Clinton, while Cuban is some fagot politician.

Damn I really like Big Fan too...

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Put pro-Hillary graffiti instead then

Witch one of you fuckers is this?

Oh no. Whatever will the Trump supporters do if leftists don't like them?

but hillary has no support

tag it with bernie or BLM

Cuban isn't a politician. He's a douchey billionaire who failed at an apprentice style reality show. He's basically Trump but a big faggot.

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Cuban's not a politician, he's the liberal version of Trump. A billionaire reality TV star.

He owns the Dallas Mavericks and is star of the show Shark Tank.

mein gott

>this is what hillary was going for
yea nah fuck off cunt
saged

i may be wrong on the politician bit but i'm not wrong on being a fagit.

>opportunity for epic keks to be had
>"wait don't do it it might hurt our image"
>tomorrow there will be a full 24 hour manufactured narrative about how all trump supporters are fucking a white male and evil

It doesn't matter. I want to laugh and have fun. The media won't care about what some ugly Manlet with a dead wife has happen to him. They only care about women and minorities. They'll just tell him to quit crying like a bitch

He's an atheist. He doesn't have morals to stop him from killing people.

Don't you understand, Southpark is becoming real. Skankhunt42 has transcended the fourth wall and has become fully realized.

Oh shit. This may awaken something in Patton.

>our members of the LGBT community
you mean fags that released they backed the wrong horse and are now foolishly begging for forgiveness, right?

You could be on the verge of death and your husband could still be dicking bimbos.

Well if parody reflects reality in exact detail, can it still be called parody

the what stunt?

No, I'm pretty sure they'll spin this into "Even In Death Women are Harassed By The Internet/Gamergate/Alt-Right"

By the time any of it gets coverage, trump will have already done a full throttle throat fucking of Hillary Clinton on stage, and wikileaks will have released some news on what Clinton has done to put her and her campaign six feet under, like ol' Patton Oswalts wife, here. The media will be too focused on that shit to even care about the manlets sad, pathetic life.

WHO IS SKANKHUNT42???

RUSSIA DONT BE RACIST

Dont worry the Apocalypse is coming. This World is trash.

Someone should really Pepe-ify his wife with a MAGA hat for maximum butthurt.

So he's implying Hillary actually wanted Trump to get the women her husband treated like tube socks on stage front and center for the debate?

If Trump is playing 4D minesweeper then what is Hillary playing with this move?

the clue's in the title,InCase. He draws degenerate shit though,the most painful thing because he is quite good.

hahahahaha THIS
>someone do it

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Herself

>PaulCombetta.jpg

The resemblance is uncanny...

Ehhh

Underrated

cucked by satan lol

Holy fuck.

Based Comrade

This doesen't even make sense.

He might as well have said "See how easy it was to make Trump do something that could hamper Hillary's performance at the debate".

If anything I would say Trump handled this exactly correct.

youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

>When you see a bantz trifecta like this, no other response will do

That's not fair now.

I'd be impressed if anyone who found that funny would leave their house to do it though.

>bottom bitch

That's an extremely misogynistic term

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we're reaching SAVAGERY levels that shouldnt even be possible

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

Isn't that logic along the lines of "if you kill your enemies, they win"?

what is the significance of the mark cuban guy.

did he sleep with trump wife?
thats the only way I could relate it to jenn Flowers

kek

This guy was against Trump and Kek punished him by killing his wife

What will happen to him in the future now that he's speaking against Trump again?

Agree with you.

t. paid trump shills. Everybody knows Trump is working with the Russians.

Tweet is the inscription on his wife's gravestone.

kek

I think the dude on the left gives ragtime guitar lessons on youtube.

>What will happen to him in the future now that he's speaking against Trump again?
The end of the road for him.

>rich people with opinions

Perfect

? I thought it was opposite.
Pimp has a queen b(itch) that is in charge of lesser bitches. The bottom bitch is the lowest on the rung. Hence being the bottom.

This is fresh from another thread. I didn't make it.

Praise Kek

Women who can bring the bantz are 1 in a million. Still never met one, if I do I'll wife her

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A spaniard posted it here, that brazilian posted it on twitter

Is that the faggot from King of Queens?

Almost easy as a dead wife.

Yes.

He's sad and his wife died

this is over the line

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Woman don't understand banter. It's always either not offensive at all, or so vile, and over the top it just sounds weird coming from them.

I've probably heard a handful of actually good quips come from a woman in my life that were actually clever, and not just being unnecessarily nasty.

Someone should make a Doug Heffernan Twitter account and troll him with Trump/dead wife shit while calling him "Spence"

based pajeet

>its okay when Hillary manipulates the moderators, the stage, the setting, the time, date place and even the audience.

Hope this fat fuck gets twisted around a street light.

This is like something I would say if I were deliberately trying to come up with the most retarded possible thing.

KYS NIGGER KIKE FAGGOT

I HOPE YOUR MOTHER IS RAPED REPEATEDLY AND YOU ARE FORCED TO SUCK THE NIGGER CUM OUT OF HER FLAPPY TWAT

This comment saved my life

> bottom bitch
> derogatory term for gays

Patton confirmed homophobe. Make him apologize Cred Forums

>patton oswald
>bottom bitch

Just like Hillary did with Mark Cuban? What a fucking autist

I fucking love this board.

Definitely agree

10/10

Plz be in London.

Kek’d.

reposting the work of the based Canadian in the other thread

>t. cuck who knows nothing and repeats whatever the news tells him to

>everybody
nope

you don't speak for shit

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That's because you're trying to apply logic to a system that niggers came up with.

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Honestly this

I don't even try with women anymore. I don't want to bang degenerate sluts and I just know they're subpar in banter and friendship

They're literally like the missing link between a child and an adult male

whew damn!!

>bottom bitch
>american term
it's google slang, leaf.

Oh shit she's dead?...I just told him that he should be watching bill viciously rape his wife, and that he'd get off on it. Lol worked out better then planned.

SIZZLED

The real bottom bitch is Oswalt's dead wife at six-feet deep.

Fuckin A

what a cuck

Oswalt should delete his twitter account and life after that.

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>liberal
>not retarded

pick one

Is he losing his mind?

Literally what? Trump's move was alpha as fuck, he shut down Hillary's cuban stunt in one fell swoop

he certainly need to lose some weight

>onlypretending.png

Absolute savagery in this thread gents, keep it up

I don't get it, how did Hillary get him to invite Gennifer Flowers? If anything, he totally one-upped her pitiful Mark Cuban invite.

Pretty disgusting how liberals don't care that Bill raped multiple women and Hillary tried to destroy the lives of the women, yet they are so against rape and misogyny and "victim blaming".

They think they "made" him do this by putting Mark Cuban in the front row first.

It's desperate spin, Hillary got outmemed again and the left is trying their chutzpah out.

>neocohens
oh man i'm stealing this

Holy Guacamole!!!

TOP KEK

Someone tweet this. I don't want to try and take credit for this. Someone do it with a photoshop.

JEB exclamation point!!!