Breakfast Club Remake

It's the cast of the new Spider-man movie.

OP fooled eveyrone

Feels good not to be emotionally attached to shitty 80s movies.

>tfw my girlfriend looks and sometimes dresses like Ally Sheedy

I-I didn't marry a degenerate, r-right?

>that fat asian and faggot shitskin

This can not be fucking real. This cast is the most awkward looking bunch of kids i have seen in a while. They are not going to make a movie with these actors are they? Breakfast Club is overrated as all hell anyway. Not a bad movie, but i never saw it as anything special.

I'll be skipping this one, fuck that shit.

A nigger, a hispanic, a flip, a Muzzie, and a Jew. So progressive.

Gotta erase whitey from all popular media! The Jew commands it!

So, like the original, its going to be a bland wankfest that reflects the ethos of the America it was created in?

Bah

Unbelievable...

It's not real, it's the cast for the latest Spiderman reboot.

The black girl is Mary Jane Watson and the Indian lookin kid is Peter Parker's jock bully.

...

They just don't learn do they? Sony lost a fuck ton of money with that awful Ghostbusters remake. And now this will be the next garbage that will lose somebody a fuck ton of money.

>one white person
Made me think

Please tell me this isn't fucking real.

Why are 80% of the main characters minorities?

It's not, it's the cast of the new spiderman
Which is bad but not as bad

Well, it is detention.

so the jews have a very hard choice to make
>manipulate the narrative of society
--OR--
>make money at the box office

sorry schlamiel, ya cant do both. Lets be honest white faces sell tickets

"white"

1. Take beloved 80s movie loved by multiple generations of white Americans
2. Shit all over it shoving the same tired leftist morality lessons
3. Blame racism when white people don't flock to see it (and the non-white Americans never liked the original)

Ok but still, why only one whitey?

Fucking retards all of you.

It's from Spiderman, which isn't much better.

This is for spiderman homecoming. Dont take the bait.

basketball club?

Did that come out?
I thought it was forever coming 'soon' but never actually going to get here

so basically they remove 4/5 whites, make all the makes into betas, all the females into strong wymyn and call it diverse? brilliant, how could anything go wrong.

This is what they do/have done. They are rewriting our history to include marginal people who had little or no hand in it.

Link faggot

>you never know when you might have to jam

>Pic is a promotional shot of the new Breakfast Club remake

why would they remake that piece of shit when it didn't make any money the first time around?

>mfw one industry has already made a good Breakfast Club remake

OH NO THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE FUCK. MY FATHER ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS MOVIE I CAN'T LET HIM SEE THIS SHITTY REMAKE IT'LL RUIN IT FOR HIM.

>There's no jock

Jesus, at least someone in here can do an image search

Not that this spiderman doesn't look god awful too

Leave breakfast club the fuck alone

>Watching or caring about anything other than making money
You played yourself. Winning and money are the only goals

Oh fuck I took the bait. But my point still stands that they will not rest until every fucking movie series is ruined in the name of diversity.

I think Flash is supposed to be the paki with the curly hair.

>3 brown people
>1 asian
>1 white
descarted

youtube.com/watch?v=GEE3cFgFuiQ

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57e0ac88d49e6

Jesus you're right

To hell with the nigger diversity, it's scarier that they've just phased out the existence of young masculine men

No jock
no tough guy

That's how bad it was. It came and went unnoticed other than the Internet hype and harassment

jesus fucking christ

Don't forget strip out all subtlety from the humor and to replace every quiet moment with quick edits.

I like this, maybe we should get an operation going to spread this around

They keep trying and they will keep failing, nobody wants to watch this shoehorned crap so eventually either they will stop or they will bankrupt themselves/turn off anyone who isn't a sjw

Eating meberberries atm.

>Dear Mr. Vernon:

>We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us... in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Correct? That's how we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.

>Does that answer your question?

>Sincerely yours,
>the Breakfast Club.

Tony Revolori will play Flash Thompson
wat?

>no one white
basic jew propaganda

The original was shit, a super-chad /stacey bit of wish fulfillment.

This will be double shit.
Unless they let pic related assist them in dealing with their teenage angst.

Tbh, the original was pretty gay

>mfw the movie sinks like the Titanic
>mfw the cast doesn't play nice and support the rape of their legacy

"While the The Breakfast Club is timeless and it's message is universal, both Ringwald and Sheedy agreed that Hollywood should not attempt to remake the '80s classic, as has been a frequent trend in the film industry the last 10 years."

etonline.com/movies/161230_molly_ringwald_and_ally_sheedy_don_t_want_a_breakfast_club_remake/

It's not about money.

lmao. THIS bit of subversion would actually work.
>wait til hollywood execs sink ton of money into film
>patting themselves on back for being so progressive
>create socket puppet accounts on tumblr, reddit, twitter
>pose as a SJWs
>create a few memes and posts: white hollywood thinks it's only minorities that get teh detention: das raysis!
>yfw that is what liberal elites really think when trying to virtue signal
>memes go viral
>outrage everywhere
>liberal progressive cultural marxist movie fails
>yfw: smug pepe.jpg
profit

Thank god someone here actually knows their shit

When will the bullshit end?
I haven't payed for a movie in years and I wont start now.

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Although I don't like the new themes of the movie what did you expect?

the breakfast club was a product of it's time and the themes only really applied to the 80's

I know holly wood is getting lazy and doing shitty remakes and the theme is terrible, remakes have to stand on their own in some way.

1980s vs 2010s

The 2010s are like a badly skewed alternative reality of the 1980s where everything got worse!

is this real

Nope. But this is what happens when you let Reddit take over a board. Nobody image searches. Nobody plugs in the OP to a search engine.

For fuck's sake, you can't even get them to archive webpages.

Looks more like a Goonies reboot

what is this pic?

They sure nailed that Flash Thompson casting!!! Like he was born for the role.

>No Ally Sheedy archetype

How come they're not targeting the fat landwhale tumblrina's? Is it because they're all white?

Baby fighting statue in Norway, they're meant to be demons or something similar.

Only one Jewish actor, how antisemitic.

hollywood just needs to die. they obviously have no new ideas.

ree

Emo goes way back

breakfast club was always a stupid movie

>multicultural, multigender cast

I'm pretty sure the original film included both genders: men and women.

Emo goes way back

You eat your own excrement dont you leaf?

It was pretty red-pilled. See:

>one """white""" person

Is Burgerland really lost?

F

that's from the new spider man movie.

fuck man can't these remakes at least have actors that starred in previously good movies?

Ghostbusters could have been saved if they had just used the female cast from Parks and Rec.

Replace Harambe with Donna, etc etc.

This movie could be saved if they used Channing Tatum as the jock, etc etc.

It's like the new strategy is to make a film as cheap as possible in hopes that when it flops you still break even.

Serious question.

Why are kikes and non-white's always ripping off "white people" movies? Why don't they just makes their own damn movies!?

No.
Noo...
Nooo....
Noooo.....

Someone make it stop.

5 women? I don't get it

>Was the original Breakfast Club degenerate, Cred Forums, or did it embody traditional white values?

Sony has movies planned for the next ten years, even though one failed they're gonna double down and hope at least one of their ideas works

Its a fact of life gentleman
And how I know we are in hell
Everything we ever knew and loved will be remade into normie garbage

Speedy is qt as fuck
Her character was edgy as fuck but she was still cute and total waifu material

Now that I'm approaching 30, it would be so much more entertaining if these 'high school' movies didn't star actors my age. If they had 16-17 year olds dealing with some heavy and serious shit and was well written then it would be half way entertaining.

But she was lying. She admitted to not fucking anyone and only said all that bs to pull molly's leg.

The only psycho was the nerd kid because he admitted to wanting to pull a columbine in the film. The stoner was a degenerate as well in certain ways, but he was quite red pilled on the social nonsense of high school and the facade of popular kids.

please tell me this isn't real

No it's going to be a stark representation of what the Jews want kids to be just like the first one was
The original was just a setup for the new one just like the rave/disco/drug/orgyfest they turned Europe into the 90's so they could defeat into the cucks they are now
90's Europe is our next step if we don't stop them

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Did you even watch the movie?

She was lying.

Can Hollywood produce anything original? Jews used to be so much better at making original content.

no no no no no non ononononononono

I don't want to live in this fucking world anymore

No thank you

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 did it better

>modern day breakfast club movie
>jock has no motivation since everyone is a winner
>nerd has no motivation because every test is standardized and STEM degrees have no value
>criminal is in prison for suspected terrorism because he brought a spoon to class (drug paraphernalia)
>basket case is so heavily medicated she doesn't move, first hint at any depression or possible outlier characteristics is met with high dose carpet bombing
>princess is an SJW land whale femnazi because that's what's cool these days thanks to Marvel and Harry Potter

Worth a pirate

>USA was 80% white when the original movie was made with all-white cast
>USA is 60% white now so clearly we need a cast which only has one white person

I don't understand this logic

>come here from TV
>surely these racists can't be idiots

Way to prove the 'containment board' theory true, Cred Forums.

Why they always have to force pajeets on tv?

I now live in a world where there are token white people in movies. Fuck my life.

wow
seems like John Hughes movies were the last time the american (white) suburban life was depicted as something human and normal, without heavy layers of irony and cynicism

but hey it's 2016, right?

>that molly

horee fucku. i gotta see this

>A hispanic

*Mestizo

The real hispanics are white

Spanish genes don't make a beaner brown

>CURRENT YEAR tumblr shit instead of timeless themes like the original movie.
That's not a remake it's a reinterpretation entirely. If they didn't do that there was a slim chance it might not suck.

You guys forgot make bank on long retired movie by making sure to screen the old movie and theaters as "hype" and re-release movie to stores.

Its literally the new coke strategy but with movies.

MEMBER THE BREAKFAST CLUB

OHH I MEMBER

No. Link, sauce, proof.
NO.

Jesus christ...I always had a massive crush on Ally Sheedy but this time its a straight tie.

THEY NEED TO REMAKE MOVIES TO FIT THE CHANGING DEMOGRAPHICS, GOY. YOU'RE OBSOLETE AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!

its fake bait dude. But thread it spawned is good.

actually isn't this the cast to the new spider-man

>DON'T YOU (DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN) FORGET YOUR PRONOUNS

>puny parker is taller than flash thompson
It's times like these I'm really happy I cut Marvel from my life.

Bring on the twenty twenties eyy

kek

I hope this means the 2020s will be like the 90's

How would that be more so than now? I'm sick of this current adoration of the 90s, bring on the noughties nostalgia!

why not have rerun of based 70s? formula one was great during that era, there was no faggots.

It's the Cred Forums meets Cred Forums threads that always take off, I've noticed.

Ally Sheedy was a mega qt for the record.

I just don't understand... between Ghost Busters and this I just don't understand... They have to know that this won't make them money, right? Have these idiots in the film industry seriously sniffed enough of their own farts to believe that failing in order to spread their """"message"""" is more important than making profits, for a successful business?

I'm glad moot is getting work again tho

Idk. I hope the 2020's will be like a decade from the past. Any non degenerate one. We should honestly crash this world and nuke everything, then start over at year 1ad .

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand another remake.

That's it. Hollyjew has given up completely.
Why create original content when you can rake in the same cash for less work by remaking old, good movies with the (((twist))) of (((modernising))) them by increasing the (((diversity))).

Time to burn it all to the ground and start from the beginning!

>Scorched Earth when?

>tfw my girlfriend in High School liked Breakfast Club
>tfw I broke up with her cause she was younger than me and I felt like a weirdo predator
>tfw I am still alone

Next up in hollywood : ferris bueller with a genderfluid native american hijabi and home alone starring a black child defending xir's house from evil white rapists

This is Spiderman. Nice b8 you mong

How about we do new and interesting things instead of pantomiming things that weren't really that great? The only thing that was good about 80's fashion was high leg swimsuits, yet we got another round of literally everything else, now we're moving towards everything looking like a Nickelodeon commercial. My fashion sense starts and stops at t-shirts with things I like printed on the front, it makes me uncomfortable to be better put together than the average person.

I'd be up for nuking the Middle East but that's about it. I'm fed up of people appropriating clothes and music from different eras, just seems like originality died some time after the millennium

oh, i think i spotted the villain!

mmmm I sense some colonization

>nigger school
>niggers actually showing up for detention

great now they can have some nog do a rap cover for the sound track

YO YO YO YO

DONT YOU FORGET ABOUT ME SHAWTY

ILL BE ALONE GETTIN' CRUNK YOU KNOW IT BITCH

>1 white male
>5 fucking googles

hehehe

good point

So every movie is going to be remade with googles in it? Are they going to remake Titanic with all googles?

is nothing sacred?

God damn is there anyone left in Hollywood with an original thought? Or all they all too busy snorting coke and molesting kids?

>don't you.....di di di da......forget about me

White guy will be a fag right?

>Are they going to remake Titanic with all googles
I hate it when they rewrite stories to have happy endings.

when will (((Hollywood))) learn no one wants to fucking watch re hashed shit.

we want ORIGINAL ideas, fucking morons.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57e0ac88d49e6

You're welcome

Another failed 2016 remake.

There is no reason to remake an 80's movie. 80's movies will always be better as originals. they just have that feel

It's Kronos fighting off his children, i.e, Zeus and the lot.

It was already multigendered

oh no not the bekfast club

who gives a rats ass about that steaming feature long pile of after school special shit.

>Unbeknownst red-pilling people while shitting on a beloved classic movie. Bravo. And. Fucking. Spider-Kike. FFS.

>wanting to pull a columbine in the film.

He was planning to kill himself with a flare gun.

Degenerate? No way senpai. You got lucky as fuck

Who is supposed to be who?

fake and gay

gtfo you fucking goy. Go try ti get some asshole to take some bad credit you cunt.

WHEN WILL IT STOP{\
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>girlfriend
>married
niggeruwot?

Fucking hollywood remaking classics, except for fury road its unacceptable

BURN IT ALL!

one white person

one

and not even fair in features

probably a crypto-jew