Americans fought a war of independence for this? THIS?

Americans fought a war of independence for this? THIS?

Yes.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the sausage linings which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them to delicious meat products, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation from inferior sausages.

We hold these wieners to be sufficiently nourishing, that all meats are created equal, that they are endowed by their packager with certain quantities of part, that among these are ears, snouts and the occasional genital.--That to secure these wursts, businesses are instituted among people, deriving their market share from the consent of the consumer, --That whenever any Form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it. And to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form as a plump and delicious frankfurter.

That's a big wiener

4u

I don't get it, it's just a hot dog
Why did you post a picture of a hot dog?

nocie

Did you know in america that vehicle was featured in a porn? Guy was driving around naked, stopped at some cunts house then fucked her while wearing an oscar meyer hat. Plenty of terrible hotdog puns included.

that's awesome. I've had a promotional model of this vehicle. I think it was made by GM.

Why don't we have a burger mobile? They're way better than hot dogs.

Fuck you, that's the greatest vehicle of all time.

W-what's wrong with having a curved wiener????

I just saw this thing at a shopping center by my house 2 weeks ago

*whistle noise*
I'D LOVE TO BE AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER

Hmm, really makes you wish you were an Oscar Meyer wiener

Children dream of one day seeing the Wiener Mobile in person. Sadly most never do.

Did you know spam is actually made from pork shoulder and ham. Its actually decent cuts of meat. Much higher quality than hotdogs or bologna.

In the land of the free they said I could do anything. So I drove the OM weiner mobile for a living.

Yes, Americans fought a war of independence so people can basically do whatever they want, long as it's legal.

>Meyer
In this time line it's Mayer

The weinermobile is the hypest shit.

i'm a descendant of the Mayers. German and Hungarian family who ended up in the mid west. They were rich generational wealth. American dream.. That money paid for a lot of college tuitions..

Fucking mandella effect

TWO CONFIRMED SIGHTINGS FOR ME
FEELS GOOD TO BE ALIVE
DO NOT WORRY, YOU CAN ALWAYS SEE THE VEHICLE. IT WILL COME TO YOU IN IT'S WEINER GLORY

Yup , Oscar Myer hotdogs , not Unilever

>not patriotically tooting your weenie whistle after touring the weinermobile

why even live?

The only time I saw it was in 1987, when it was parked in the parking lot of a tiny small town grocery store for an hour. I will never forget that glorious day. I still have the weenie whistle.

How very phallic

If you knew the amount of engineering that went into that thing you wouldn't be talking shit.

>Checks flag

I stand corrected.

Noice!

I used to have a Hot Wheels toy of this thing

Hold up. I though the "weenie whistle" was something else?

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