Go on Dahnald, take the delegates. I'll hold her here

dahnald....

DAHNALD TRUMP!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=_uCsJ0EuDyc

CRUZ ENDORSEMENT RIGHT NOW

lol
damn straight

DONALD
I AM INSIDE THE SYSTEM
HILLARYS DELEGATES
THEY WILL BE DELETED

Ted you are the man thank you for coming to Trumps aid.

youtu.be/Jc3Uo1ksF58

>I prefer the stillness here. I am tired of earth, these delegates

Who would win a fight ZURIRUZ or TEDODET?

This meme is yes. Never stop cruzposters.

Need them all to be Teds

>you are now aware that Cruz is among us.

Donald Trump: I never thought I’d fight an election side by side with a True Conservative™.
Ted Cruz: How about side by side as a Republican?
Donald Trump: Aye. I could do that.

DELEGATES FOR THE DELEGATE GOD!!!!

>hillary, to get to dahnald, you're going to have to go through me!

...

>my meme is obsolete

fug

These delegates were only
HOLDING
ME
B A C K

*teleports with podium*

>There aint enough electorates in this town for the two of you, go for leather Hellery... if you dare...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=meOCdyS7ORE
I need a Ted version of this

I really really like this image too.
Wonder if OP minds if I save it? :]

>unzips endorsement

Cruz is the hero we need.

> Hillary I have learned the error of my ways.
> The delegates belong to the American people, not the globalists.
>Now feel the wrath of a true constitutional republican.

The fellowship is almost complete. We have Trump, Carson, and now Cruz.
Which of the trio will be next?

did this meme double your money

We shall ride eternal

It's high noon, DAHNALD

This is the man, who will complete the fellowship.

I kekd heartily.

lost it

they need the beta of the group whose wacky antics hold them together and remind them that it could be worse

they need... someone who likes turtles

next will probably be kasich, then rubio
really don't know what jebber's gonna do. read something the other day that daddy george might vote for shillary. afaik no one in the bush dynasty has pledged support for the god emperor.

>implying they aren't interconnected by blood oaths to Moloch

plz be my ai gf

>we might be surrounded by democrats, but at least we've still got turtles

its all yours :^)

Its hiiigh noon, Hillary.

are you autistic?

Only I am allowed to beat him, Hillary.

cruz earned some respect of late...he is no longer our enemy.

...

fucking die

But will Yeb! make a comeback too?

I really like Yeb posting, he is such a cute little guy.

for old times sake
ayy lmao,
Mr. rato
the zealot who
In time due
was indeed stumped
and indubitably trumped
crying in his hole
listens to his mole
nested in the campaign
and all he can do is complain
as he holds that bible high
as about his affairs he lies.
But now despite his rage,
he is just a rat in a cage
Shaking in his tiny space,
he JUST couldn't keep pace.
With such a powerful man
doing all that he can
to win for his country
is it right to be sultry
and lose your long longfused temper
at the hands of the God emperor?
So why, Raf
are you a laugh
I'll tell you why
its how you cry
How you wail
until you turn pale
Mah dahnald
Muh Trump
But God disliked liars
and it would take pliers
to make you stop fibbing
about the delegates you been getting
through under the table deals
with people slimy like eels
you stole one from carson, a test
to be sure you could and said with jest
"I'm not in touch with them, not then"
But you didn't give it back to ben
So soon you went on
trying to stump the don
copying the words ofyour better
his rhetoric down to the letter
soon after the robot followed you
and you led him to the don without a clue
of how he would glitch
a tear too large to stitch
and how the little man fell
into a puddle of sweat and smell
oh what a fall from grace
and straight out of the race

Pretty sure Rubio endorsed the other day. And Jeb's son is the only Bush that's endorsed Trump.

I'm warning you, Dahnald.

first saving the internet, then the Donald endorsement. He is on the right side of history finally. All is forgiven

You were just faster then yeb
and tried to spin your little web
of conservative values
that you could misuse
in the hearts and minds of people with
open hearts and minds for you to smith
but your words are for a mayrtr
who is blinded by those smarter
And who better than Glen Beck
To fly on to the bloodied deck
That your campaign comprises
so you should have seen the suprises
that he was of no use at all
and only aided your fall.
The priesthood rises he said,
but of which god, the neo who is dead,
or the living god of old
whose chosen haven't sold
His name for fame or profit
but instead see themselves as unfit
to meet His wonderous gaze
and only pray that he will not raze
Them with the rest of those who decry
His works as works of some cosmic die.
So why did you team up with kasich
you should have known he was a basic
simple guy from ohio
whose whole bio
is only a sparse few lines
of where he slopily dines
Even pancakes knew you hid something
and your alliance amounted to nothing
He saw through the veil
and a flash of your hairless tail
for what you truly are
a soul whose as black as tar
as far from god as Jack of the Lantern
whose deciet flies from its decanter
So to Indiana you went
determination almost spent
To give it one last stand
And issue a demand
That you be given a chance later
at a convetion to cater
to those who fear change
and do not posess the range
of prediction to comprehend
what could happen if there was an end
to the rules which so constrained
speech of the masses whose support for you waned
as your outburst became more outrageous
and the fear of you more contagious
But now you're gone
And alls left is Don
So goodbye Rafeal Edward Cruz
I hope you like cement shoes

Kek'd well

...

youtube.com/watch?v=9ifD4WLKr5I

>You just go Donald. I'll hold them off here. No it's alright. My life was never worth it. I am just happy to have had the chance to feel appreciated and part of a team.

DAHNALD

Kek. Nice

Rubio already endorsed Donald

Feel free to take it, friendo

STANDING HERE

9 bowls of power, one quac to bind them

>I'm out!
>Jeb, do you still have that pistol you tweeted about?

is this a new meme?

I have all of your delegates, Teddy!

youre gonna carry those delegates

see ya senator cowboy

I understood what you're doing unlike the rest of the autists on this board.

*chuckles to myself*
*nods respectfully in your direction*

>c-can ye ssshhpare me a delegate, Dahnald, 'ol buddy 'ol pal?

Who the fuck knows anymore

>right here mr trump

...

>there's one thing a senator always has...
>HIS DELEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES

>the evolution of this meme

top fucking kek

Very nice mah man

>Listen Hellary... You'll have take on us...

>All of us...

You got the wrong character, friend.

Dahnald I'm all out of bubblegum and I'm all out of delegates, I'll hold them off for as long as I can Dahnald, save the delegates....save the world....

forgot image

My turtles just flanked Hillary's CTR force, go ahead and use your special attack Ted.

Ted Cruz memes are the best memes

You will have to go through the CRUZ CASTLE to get to Donald, Hillary.

Marco Rubio, the legendary foam man who is soul bonded with the legendary Bush sword?

I swear to got there was a thread the night before he made the announcement with people saying he should be the unsuspected redeemed rival. Coming to secure the electors for Dahnald.
I bet he fuckin watches anime the weasel.

lel, it was rubio who inherited chang-sword?

For the Republicans

I'M GOIN UNDERCOVER, DAHNALD

Ted Krushna

RATTO NO
DON'T DO THIS

Lol

Hand o'er th' votes, Hilluhry, or face the wrath of Capn' Dahnald

Ill trim your delegates 4 free m8

>Awk! Hand over the votes!

Don't worry, you will not falter.

I will provide the psychic barrier you need to protect you.

>HYPER-SLEEP MODE ACTIVATED.

N-NANI!?? HE'S FAST!

>no

I̲̻͍̣̫̼͛ͭ͗̂̔͜ ̜͓͉̝̂Ḣ͒ͫ̑͒̈́͌҉̤̟͖̟̫͈̥A̗͉̺̰ͣ̀̓͜V͉͉̱̣̭̺̐͗͆̚E̳̅̅̐ ̝̟̝̠̣́̈́ͪ̓͒͂C͓Ȍ͓̘̩̼̽̐M̥͍̬͉͇ͩͭ̿́̌ͬͫ̀E̥̦͐ͫ̕ ̶̫̇ͬͫ̎ͦFͦ̈́͒O̺̤͕̬ͣR͕̫̣̥͊̓̇̓ͣ͋ ͔͗͆́͐̈́Ḓ͈̩ͅA̡͓̼̺̤̱̰̍̊͋ͅH͏N͓͙̪̙̔͠A̰̐̐̆͜L̞̥̻͎͙̈́̍̾̇̃̄͡D͈̞̣͇̋͑̃̽ͨ̓'̛͈̔̋̆S̮̞̲̤̺͉ͫͨ̒̌̄ͨ͜ ͈̙͈͈̞͛ͩ̉̾ͧ͐ͪͅV̜̱̏̉ͦ̾̆͢O̰͍ͩ̇̓͗ͣ̽̚͘ͅT̲̈̊̓ͦ̇̌E̢͉̤̤̼̯ͨ̔̚̚S̴͎̗̃͒̊ͬͣ̑

>this is it, dahn!
>I can't hold her much longer!
>GO NOW!

He is the inheritor of all the blood Magic the Bush's know.

Close friend of Ted Cruz here.

He only endorsed Trump because you "alt-righters" wouldn't stop harassing his family.

Absolutely deplorable behaviour but hey, you won in the end.

Since he has endorsed your "god emperor" can you please stop harassing his wife and stop with the phone calls at all hours of the night.

pottery

That image name.

...

a̴̼͈̱̤̫l̜̟͎̄͑͑ͧ̽̍ͅl̖̃ͭ̎̌͐͂ͫ ̯͍̞̗͇̬̙ͫ͊̆̅̉y̷̖̘̹͍͉̘̯͆ou̗̘̺̲ͯ̐̕ŕ̘͈̠̝̬̺͙̊ͧ͗ ̝̹͑͆̈ͮ͋͊̇̕v͎̱̤̘͇̲͕͆́̊ṏͮ̾t̛͎͉͖͍̤e̛̤̯̮͆ͮ̌͒̋s̠̜̥͖̒̿̈̎̏ ̷̖̖ͨ̾ͨͤa̞̤̰̼ͫ̈́̍ͅr̟̯̝̼̥͎͈̄ͤ͝ě͚̲̿ͬͮ͊͟ ̇̿̌͡b̳͉͚͙̞̍̈́̇̾̏̋̌e͈͔̰̹̠͉͋ͣ̓͑͛͑̊͝l̠͉̱̬̟̫ͭ̈̈ỏ̠̠̞͍̘̟̹̽n͙̱͌ͅg͖̩̘̟ ͖̟̬ẗ̲̤̪̳̣̜́̎ͭ̉̅͛̚o̷̪̟̠̗̹̯͒ ͤ͑͆ͩ̈́̔̕dͦa̾͆̂ͧ̈́̚͢h̨͓͕̖n̯̰ͫͣͤǎ̂ͨ͆͑l̜̫͖͙ͬ̓̎d̲͎̹̖̭̍̄͗͗

>hey Donald, remember when I said I wasn't the Zodiac Killer?
>of course I do Ted
>I lied. Now go, I'll handle Hillay

He's got to. If he is going to run again and save the country from the leftist villainy that is slowly taking hold, he must make the ultimate sacrifice

>when ted cruz ends up being the sirius snape of the campaign

I fucking lost it when i saw the second parrot post.

LARPing is fun.

Why would a kiwi sheep fucker know the leader of the skelegate army?

I don't understand

>Trump tucks a picture of Ted into his suit
>"Who's that dad?"
>"Nobody Barron, he's nobody"
>Ride into the sunset

does thugga endorse trump?

STOP RIGHT THERE DAHNALD DRUMPF

Jeb bush is Yamcha

Dahnald, it's you... This? It's just a scra-*COUGH COUGH*.

I'm finished, Dahnald. She broke through me like the others. It's winding down Dahnald. You have to go. She might be strong, she might have Los Angeles and NYC, but you got something she doesn't have. *COUGH*

You got a spirit like an unbreakable wall. I know you can take PA and NV, I just know it. Go Dahnald go! Forget about me, I'm heading up to have a bowl of guac! with Marco and Ben. Just remember...

...You're a #CruzMissile now.

>some of you are all right
more like
some of you are alt right

Pls tell me games that do this

you won't be forgotten
goodbye ratto

Shut up milo

Hoohoo.. A good chortle, I agree! *nods in approval* *gentle taps knee 3 times*

REAL HUMAN BEAN

I didn't expect these feels

...

Sorry I'm late had to believe in Britain, I heard you chaps needed some help.

>activates anglo charm spell: stuns hillary with british bantz.

>*honk* *honk*

>It's okay, Donald. I forgive you.

Son
...
Ever since you were a child I never hold you have I?
..
Son, come here
...
I love you son, take care of your mother ok?
...
Also, vote Trump

If trip. Yeb will support Donald.
Come on let's do this shit

Anons, you see this post?

This is how you bait (You)'s

Jeb Bush has been revived as a sort of Doom Paul figure. I've seen a few such images around

wait did Rato finally endorse Trump?
When?

You won't take him, you hear me Hillary!

No matter how much more powerful you've become since our last encounter, I will never let you win.

You're nothing but a monster now, dammit Hillary, you must be destroyed!

I'm sorry Dahnald. This is my... final fight.

Getting these delegates by force

...

>D-Dahnald... B-before I go... I w-want you t-to know...

Friday morning?

it's the oldest meme known to man. it has many names, but it surely isn't anything new

...

w-what is it ted?

I've done what I could, Donald. I will be back in 4 years to take whats mine. Those delegates WILL be mine no matter how long it takes.

follow me 2 wildy free delegates there

combo breaker

I'M COMIN, HILLARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>HILLARY
>YOU MONSTER

>Very nice hellary... HOWEVER

press 111 for delegates

Isn't that school courtyard background from the Taimanin Asagi visual novel?

>MY SKELEGATES ARE YOURS TO COMMAND, DAHNALD

no even better
>jeb returns a week before the vote
>endorses hillary
>kills her campaign
SLOW AND STEADY

It's like a fucking video game.
>We did it dahnald. We sealed her away
>I couldn't have done it with you, Cruz
>Hey, I'm not your friend yet...see you next election.

is it time to start a Cruz folder? im too lazy to collect all the memes these days

This isn't over yet Dahnald.

I'll be back for those delegates in 2020.

it's never too late to start

You've got some big delegates

i-i will avenge you...

>implying yeb! Wont make a last second comeback

Why would you endorse a man before running against him?

THE VOTES

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>Dr. Carson, I'm GOP
>he wasn't alone
>uhh, you don't get to bring delegates
>they are not my delegates
>don't worry, no charge for them
>and why would I want them?
>they're pledged to the real estate agent.. the Apprentice man
>TRUMP?

BELONG TO THE TRUE CONSERVATIVES

>Don't forget me Dahnald... I don't want to be forgotten...

He wasn't even a challenge.

I AM THE FINAL BOSS.

kingdom hearts 2

> Heidi... Caroline, I do this for you. And yes, even for you...Donald.

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>heh, I guess it had to happen sooner or later
>glad to see you come around, Ted
>it can't last...
>I know.

>he comes from behind Hillary and destroys her, revealing he was the true evil all along

...

>GLORY TO THE DAHN

>so unappreciated he got no replies

my fucking sides

anyone got a screen cap of how they organize their folders? mine are so mixed up that I almost want to purge everything and just keep the pepe and trump folders and start from the rubble

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

DAHNALD FAILED TO SAVE THE DELEGATES

ONLY A TRUE CONSERVATIVE CAN SAVE THEM

>slow and steady wins the race, Donald. Turtle power.

THE BUSH DYNASTY WILL LAST 1000 YEARS

>reach for the sky hilluhry

Seperate the memes by genres and then further classify them by keywords, and just search by keywords when you want to find something specific.

Hahaha! I was just thinking of this when I read that! Best game!

>this entire thread

THEY MAY TAKE MY DELEGATES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE THE ELECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

...

Dahnald...dahn this is my grandpappies sword. She's mighty she's won delegates and she's lost delegates. The delegates dahnold, you have them now and now I want you to have my sword too. Take it dahnold, slay hillary and deliverer the cruz missile I never could. Thank you dohnald thank you

Was going to post this.

>Jeb used "that" to win

Kek. I always read this shit perfectly in his voice.

>You know somethin', Dahnald? I think this just might be my masterpiece!

>Debate night
>Trump and Clinton walk out
>but there's a 3rd podium
>who could it be
>cameras are live
>curtain opens
>Jeb Bush is back

You can have my delegates... B-big Don.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is always doing that shit.

Oh baby
"In a surprise turn around,on the last week of voting Donald Trump has officially stepped aside for Hillary to take the presidency. Wait? What's this! OH MY GOD! Reports are still coming in. Yes, yes that's right! Hillary Clinton has just BURST into flames! She has literally burst into flames! Sparks are flying out everywhere! Oh my...Oh my it's Jeb! He is taking the stage and announcing his return to the race! This race has been one for the books folks! Oh my god! A surprise announcement by Bernie Sanders! H-he's just announced that he IS in fact the father of Chelsea Clinton! Here is a comment made by Bill Clinton."

"Chelsea? Wasn't she Hillary's sister or something? Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go and, heh, "not" have sexual relations with these women over here."

Anime does it.

DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D GIVE UP THAT EASILY DONALD?!

DELEGATES NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Jeb Bush is black.
>publicly announces planned BLM policy
>all whites must report for daily "ghetto briefings" on how to treat blacks correctly

tfw actually wish there were a trump + cruz DBZ show

>Trump is Jotaro
>Hillary is Dio
>Jeb is Polnareff

Hahaha. I hated Ted when he went against him at the RNC, but the memes of him are just so perfect. I'm glad he's a good guy again

I organize them by meme topic, and reaction faces/gifs, a lot of them being various anime faces.

For complex memes like Pepe (my largest folder), a large folder is broken into subfolders of sad pepe, angry pepe, smug pepe, poo poo pee pee, and Trump pepe.

I don't bother renaming them and just keep the Cred Forums file name. Too much effort to rename thousands of files.

YES, yes!!

...

Jojo 3 is shit though
How about
Trump: Jonathan
Hillary: Dio
Jeb: Speedwagon

>Take the delegates, Rato!

No! I refuse!

>Take them, take them now!

Your business with the delegates are not my concern, my only goal is to defeat dahnald!

>What?! this has never happened to me before! How can my shilling not work m him?!

It will take more than shilling to start me. I won't be distracted by this anymore. You may have invaded my campaign and my nomination, but there is always one thing a senator keeps!

HIS DELEGATESSSS

it's time

>TAKE MY SLEIGH DAHNALD

>that image
you sick fuck

>TAKE MY PRESENTS DAHNALD

>Thanks for taking care of those pesky nominees for me, Donald. I never expected you to make it this far.
>Now the only thing that stands between me and the presidency is you.

I read it all and genuinely enjoyed it.
In fact i would pay for a book full of this.

Part 3 is by far the most iconic, and Dio kinda steals Jonathan's body.

>doggy dog world

And my Axe.

How's your mom, Jeb!? She still making flyers for you?

Or:
Trump= Joseph
Jeb or Carson= Caezar
Whamu= Ted Cruz

That's it, Donald. They're all gone. I admit that "Ted" put up a good fight, but in the end, he couldn't best me.

There's nothing left.

It's just you and me now.

PREPARE YOURSELF!

Rubio already endorsed though.

>NOT SO FAST HILLARY
>YOU DON'T GET TO BRING YOUR DONORS

jeb is the rightful republican candidate!

No... NO!

I shot you before throwing you out of the plane! How are you alive!?

[lets that sink in eternally]

Pence-kun!

You can't defeat me and you know it Donald.
Hand over the delegates.

Did you think you could win Virginia? You won't even win North Carolina when I'm done with you.

we're reaching levels of memetic irony that shouldn't be possible...

SUCC

>ha ha ha... What a wonderful little display you put on, Ted... But you couldn't stop me, and you can't save donald. Soon, he too will go the way of the dodo, and I... I alone... Shall control the delegates, the voters, and the White House.

Rubio endorsed trump at the convention, kasich is actively campaigning againt trump, and I think Yeb is quiet.

Forgot pic

ted cruzumaki

...

Weak, absolutely weak. Low energy, Jeb! Should've stuck with the avocados. Sad!

YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!!!

How many delegates, Dahnald?

How many delegates did you take to reach that level?

>You don't understand...
>This magic... is bigger than anyone of us

>Jeb endorses Trump by telling his dad to fuck off for supporting hillary

Tell me, Hillary, do you bleed?

Hasta la vista, Hillary.

...

>Now I break the RAT

>a noble fight, Ted... Too bad YOU will die!
*points finger of death*

HILLARY DON'T DO THIS

follow me ill trade delegates in edgy

Instead of believe it we have dele gate

Huma, it's time. We've come a long way now, and the only thing standing in our way is Donald.

He may have the delegates. He may have Kek's legion by his side. But there's one thing that he lacks, and one thing that is bound to assure our victory: a vagina.

Come, Huma! Let our love and our vaginas become the ultimate weapon!

Golden Sun

Mother...You're alive?

breddy gud :DDD

>You still don't get it. I'm using Jew owned media to get elected! So I can END Jew owned media.

> Hillary we have gone too far, Donald is the chosen one.

>Trump is Goku
>Cruz is Vegeta
>Trump Jr. Is Gohan
>Pence is Krillin
>Jeb! Is Yamcha
>Rubio is Piccolo
>Bernie is Captain Ginyu
>Hillary is Frieza
>Soros is King Cold

YOU MONSTER HILLARY

THIS CAN'T BE

I can't handle all these twists! My headed is about to explode. It's like some kind of harry potter film. Like Snape being the good guy.
>Cruz was the good guy all along
>Jeb was bad guy all along.
M. Night is rolling in his makeup trailer. There NEEDS to be a film about this. A trailer no less.

switch pence and rubio then it will be perfect

i don't know what you're doing here, but i feel you're raisin the bar somehow

Redpill Code Geass

Ah yes. I was wondering what would break first, your delegates or your OPPOSITION

youtube.com/watch?v=O6vle5Bzkes

>Cruz's official YouTube channel posted this

this Also trump jr is not gohan, it'd be somebody else.

Honestly assange.

Gohan saved the day. Trump jr doesn't have that much weight in this election.

I think Assange is a better gohan in a way....idk

i don't like trump jr as gohan...but if we're talking about the frieza saga soley....ehhh

DAHN I CAN'T STOP MYSELF

Must destroy heresy!

SHES SO BIG

They laughed at my Guac.... THEY LAUGHED AT MY TURTLES... They will pay with their blood. I have awakened.

See ya later space delegate

>tfw you didn't play this or WoW

More like an anime. The candidacy arc alone would be an entire season.

>"RUBIO! YOUR FIGHT IS WITH ME!"

>shits
>vomits
>mixes 'em together
>swallows it down
>projectile diarrhea shits 'em out again
>digs around it filth
>finds a (You)

A (You) FOR YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

fucking lol

>doggy dog world
rofl it's dog eat dog world ya knucklehead!

I'm so glad I never played WOW ever or runescape that much, the people who played those games for years on end are fucking pathetic

tho I did get into rune scape for quite some time, not like some faggots

>I told you... I told you I'd be back...

>Mike, darling, I'm here, and I brought the fleet with me!
>BUUUUUUURNING RABU!

>a vagina.
Heh, though luck. Maybe in 4 more years?

Nice dubs. Well played.

>more meme magic for kek

Hillary = majin boo
Cruz = ss2 babidi Vegeta

>>"RUBIO! YOUR FIGHT IS WITH ME!"
>everyone: NANIIIIIII?!
>trumps starts laughing

>slow and steady wins the race, dahnald

Baron is Gohan. Eventually his dad will pass on defense of America to him after losing his life to a bio android developed to be the strongest.
Chelsea Clinton.

you will meme eternal

As an ant?

youtube.com/watch?v=YyGdhvtklc8

>tfw currently subscribed to both runescape and wow
it's double xp weekend on the scape famalam

Whole-hardedly, stopped reading right there.

>doesn't even have zammy pl8 or kite
fucking pleb

I think even less of Cruz now that he's endorsed Trump after refusing to do it for so long.

>a bio android developed to be THE STRONGEST
Let's be real, it's going to be a Cirno realdoll with an AI and motorized limbs. Engineers are THE BIGGEST weebs.

>"I've won, but at what cost?"

You CAN'T DO THIS, Donald! I own the media! I own the electorates! IT WAS MY TUUUUURN

youtu.be/r7bo_A6XnUU?t=118

I WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED

Was it all a dream?

I only played Disney games like Toontown or POTCO. Now I play TERA on and off for a couple days at a time.

Baldurs Gate TOB
Neverwinter Nights HOTU

Always hated this meme; now I just can't stop laughing.
Good job.

The second post really raises the comedic value.

All memes are an acquired taste, like coffee. When you are but a boy you dont like the taste, but as you grow you love the bitterness

Rest in peace Ted, I hope they have Delegates in heaven.

>You played SWG and nothing else
Feels good and bad, now I can't enjoy any other MMO.

>You forgot one thing Hillary...
>You forgot to get a warrant.

I miss Jeb

Excellent. This is the pinnacle of Cruz posting.

S U C C
U
C
C

>this starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=OLBTIUzPpEQ

As soon as I get home tomorrow I'm gonna start writing a short story based on all these posts. I'm not much of a writefag but I'll do my best.

This really would make a fucking entertaining anime.

>I SAID GO!

I miss him too, user.
He'll always be with us in our hearts...and our guac bowls.

make sure to include as many cheesy anime cliches as possible

>kills her
>final form emerges
>Hillary Clinton: Serpent of Moloch
>Trump powers up into wall form

youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM

We need to create a 2016 Election animu!
I need it!

please do

"Donald, you have.. the delagates eyes.. "

RETUUUUUUUUURN THE DELEGATES

> Sorry Ted, but Hillary has promised me eternal life. You think being a constitutional republican means a damn to me, hah, I'm CTR now.

...

>FLY, YOU FOOLS!

>AVENGE ME, DAHNALD
>AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking Kasich, such a piece of shit.

>yfw Kasich consumes Hillary to achieve his true and final form

runescape was and still is the best MMO

classic of course not new kike kuked RS3

Heil victory
Heil Trump

I like your taste

>third form comes from the corpse as a spirit.
>Ron Paul and the spirits of the forefathers join Trump to fight the Clintion's aether.
youtube.com/watch?v=uEzXFuYN89k

Feeling alone
Trumps up the rode
Salvation a la mode and
A cup of tea
AquaTed my friend
Don't start away uneasy
You poor old sod
You see it's only me

I imagine it like a drama/thriller with over-the top political "fight" scenes and exaggerated narratives.

>Season 1, "Prelude to MAGA"
Episode 1: "He kept us safe": The opening scene is Trump's debate with Jeb, and then it flashes back to the terror of 9/11, the Bush Years, and the final days of W. We witness the destruction of the WTC through Trump's eyes.

Episode 2: "Hope": The Obama election, the Birther movement, and the rise of the Don in politics.

Episode 3: "Investigation": Filler episode in a noir style where a team of private investigators sent by Trump go to Hawaii to investigate the true origins of Obama. They find out he was born in the US after all, but before they can tell Trump they're assassinated by a mysterious shadowy figure, who dropped a barbell on their head and shot them in the back six times. The incident is ruled as a suicide. This is foreshadowing for later seasons.

Episode 3: "Change": Obama's early years, the Tea Party movement, and the introduction of Ted Cruz, ultimate villain of the first season.

Episode 4: "Rise of the Centipede": Trump announces his candidacy. He meets his rivals, Low-Energy Jeb, Lyin' Ted, Mark.0 Ruboto, Ben "Benadryl" Carson, as well as other side characters. Minor fight scene against Rosie O' Donnell to settle an old rivalry.

Episode 5: The primary season heats up. The debates begin, and the candidates display their true power. In the final scene, everything returns to the beginning... "he kept us safe".

SECRET EPISODE: Only available on the Blu-Ray edition, this episode follows the candidacy of Ron Paul, his son, and foreshadows their later role in the fight against evil. In the final scene, Ron Paul sacrifices his career to fuse his political power into his son - a mighty power to stop the government at any time, the mythical 「FILLIBUSTER」. He warns against sharing this power with others, especially those who are dishonest. A rat-like man watches from the shadows...

TO BE CONTINUED.

>Star Platinum: The Delegates!

I'm extremely sad that this will never be real.

...

i hope it's marco.

the is the greatest time to be alive.

That's my technique REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Marco already joined on a while back.

>over-the top political "fight" scenes
I think a mixture of Phoenix Wright and DBZ would work well here.

Why not? Between us on Cred Forums we have what, a million viewers a week? We could get the mods to sticky a "DONATE TO MAKE DONALD TRUMP ANIME REAL" thread and crowdfund the whole thing in like six months.

Little did you know, Lyin' Ted, that I've got a trick up my sleeve as well!

*adjusts tie*

Take this! 「THE WALL」!

>Punished Cruz
>A Ted That Gave Up His Delegates
youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE

Hahahaha Ted you think you can betray us, you have always been an idealist. Hillary has been chosen to be the next president, and not you or Trump can do a damn thing about it..

All those deaths... They really were suicides! That's her true power Dahnald!

>A FUCKING LEAF
Carly endorsed weeks ago. Get your shitty fanfic out of here.

She's already endorsed Trump tho.

>tfw fiorina is a minor flavor of the week villain

No! This is my fight, too, Ted!

>Dahnald... I thought I was... Lyin' Ted?

Not anymore... The delegates don't matter anymore. You, me, who do they belong to? The American People, that's who. Now, we stand as one! To protect them! To make America great again!

>Dahnald... Let's do this!

Crooked Hillary! YOU'RE FIRED!

> When Ted sacrifices himself against the endless hordes of CTR and ZOG controlled GOP, so that Trump can have the chance to make America great again.

youtube.com/watch?v=t2tGEiYU9KU

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