You get one random superpower. What is it and how do you use it to change the world?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Diamond_Mimicry

Saying my dick is diamonds will be factually correct

>genetic mimicry

shape changing chaos intensifies

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gut_Storage

store all shitskins in my gut

>Conditional immortality

Uhh..

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/White_Lightning_Manipulation
>mfw I got the power of white power

Leviathan physiology

Lure all libs and cucks to the ocean. Btfo of them

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philosophy_Materialization

Shape the world how Hitler wanted it to be.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Art_Manipulation

>I am now God

I'd probably play around with my powers a bit, before revealing myself to the world in the form of a gigantic frog, telling everyone that the reign of Moloch is at an end and the stars are ascendent in the House of Donald.

Then I would just leave and watch the chaos unfurl.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Denial

User can deny the effects of any/all events, including those that are a part of the users history. This allows you to ignore the effects of those events, such as an event from your past in that you were caught in a house fire and injured/scarred, with this you can deny the effects the event had on you allowing you to erase the scars as if they never happened.

Really gets those brain neurons firing

Virgin vision

ability to see if qt girls are still pure by the color of their aura (nonvirgins = no aura; virgins = glorious white angelic aura)

Eventually I harness this power to change the world by contributing one more nondegenerate family unit to society

But I also use it to get into whole lotta trouble before that point =^]

I have several hundred pages written on my would be life with this power if you are intradested

>Aquatic empathy
>The user can sense and/or understand the emotions of aquatic animals and vice versa.

Stop the fucking rapefugee boats i guess? this power fucking sucks.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Soul

>The user is granted an artificial soul comparable to a human soul to replace natural soul.
>They can also be used on a body that has no soul, such as a corpse or even an inanimate object, such as a stuffed animal.

Well, I guess I could make it seem like people who are dead are still actually living.

Fuck, I bet that's what is actually up with Hillary. Someone has reanimated her corpse and stuffed an artificial soul into it in order to do their bidding.

semen pls...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Perception

going to go for a new high score.

Make waifus real,, my god emperor

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Lives?useskin=oasis Would use it to become a religious figure and fug batches

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_Transcendence

My power is being Tumblr

Fire bending, specifically azula's blue fire.

Absorption is a nice power. I can absorb anything and everything and use it at will

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorption

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Missile_Generation?useskin=oasis

Terraform other planets and leave the shitskins to die on earth.

>The power to travel through the >border between fantasy/reality. >Sub-power of Subjective Reality. >Variation of Meta Teleportation.

Waow

>b tier thread
But fuck it I got a great power
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shape_Manipulation

I would create a large oriental palace in the middle of a major city and grant waifus to anyone who asked for them.

But, because I am now the god of chaos, the waifus would only stay if treated nicely, and would have the greatest fetish of the one who asked for them, which they would insist on being utterly public with.

Then I would rapture everyone whose ever worked for CTR and trap them inside a game of CTR where if they lose they die.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stance-Based_Combat
its fucking nothing

One punch.

>Death-Force Beam Emission
Guess I can kill all the blacks and Jews pretty easily now.

The power to influence causalities on a God-like level.
Use it to create my own Eugenicist/Transhumanist utopia.

>Fairy Dust Manipulation

>User can create, generate, shape and manipulate fairy dust, which is usually generated by fairies or their dwelling places. Fairy dust is known to be magical and has various useful properties.

FUG :DDD i don't want to be a professional faggot plys

>Nightmare Manipulation

looks like kek will be visiting the globalists every night

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nelapsi_Physiology

Basically a super regenerating ghoul that feeds off blood and isnt afraid of sunlight.

Some user get this
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal
It's the most op of the powers

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Generation

Win money at poker or make rare MtG cards and sell em for mad cash

>Part Manipulation
>The user can create, shape and manipulate parts of any object, whether it be a building, a machine, furniture, organic body parts or just about anything else.
Looks like when Hillary and Trump debate I can magically break Hillary's leg with my new ultra hd television.

>aura detection
>the power to sense the presence of auras in one's vicinity

Man fuck this shit. Rerolling

>destabilization
>The power to create and manipulate destabilization at any scale.

Now we're talking.

I got the Power Suit. Nice.

Time to go full Iron Man and go fuck up terrorists.

Thanks God, now i won't feel ashamed of my neck fetish

I rolled Perceptive Amnesia, but I already have this one...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taboo_Inducement
The user has the ability to place a taboo onto a target through magical or mental means, prohibiting them from committing/continuing an action that the user deems forbidden. Upon disobeying or attempting to disobey this restriction, a force will take effect that will compel the victim to cease the action in question (such as a barrier, induced pain, loss of control over one's body, or some form of punishment)
>Voting for clinton causes instant death
>not saying "nigger" makes the person run to the nearest ghetto
>usury causes uncontrollable nose growth
notbad.exe

Violence aura: Capabilities

The user can generate anaura of violence that can amplify/induce aggression on beings inside their aura and gain power from the emotions

I'm basically a super Jew.

I would be able to do three things: draw superior hentai, write as well Tolkein, and do both faster than everyone else. I would be responsible for great works that our civilization would be known for.

Light Healing

Disappointed at first, then realized I can galvanize Christendom as a 2nd coming, just enough to make them remove kebab

It'll be hard to replicate the other miracles though. This thread is solely for people who need to go to sleep and get off Cred Forums but who's anxiety keeps them detached from the real world.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythic_Lord_Physiology

Someone post that image of people like nigel farage, trump, le penn, geert.

I make them all immortal

>invisibility

I'd head to Africa and head to Zimbabwe and rebirth Rhodisia, one stealth kill at a time.

>Gas Manipulation
Oh yes

russia is my superpower

export cultural marxism to west

???

profit

Arachnid Manipulation
FUCKING SPIDERS

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Beam_Emission?useskin=oasis

Bye bye Hillary

I would fuck shit up at my discretion.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Wave_Emission

>Peak Human Durability, like Bane
Crashing Clinton's plane with no survivors

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Context_Manipulation

I can manipulate the context of anything.

That just seems pretty godlike to me, I guess I'd just become the emperor of all the world.

I got science-magic mixture. Holy FUCK.

I have become the embodiment of kek and will bring him into our physical realm as a magical supervirus that takes over all computer systems worldwide.

He will launch the nukes. Cleanse the world for a new start

Praise him

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tagalog_Deity_Physiology

I herby proclaim myself to be the leaf-god, bow before my leafy goodness

>Erinyes Physiology
>Capabilities:User with this ability either is or can transform into an erinyes (literally "the avengers"), female chthonic deities of vengeance who avenged crimes against the natural order. They were particularly concerned with homicide, unfilial conduct, crimes against the gods, and perjury.

The wrath of the Erinyes manifested itself in a number of ways, the most severe of these was the tormenting madness inflicted upon a patricide or matricide. Murderers might suffer illness or disease; and a nation harboring such a criminal, could suffer death, and with it hunger and disease. The wrath of the Erinyes could only be placated with the rite of ritual purification and the completion of some task assigned for atonement.
Wew.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penguin_Physiology

>Penguin Physiology

So do I win shittiest superpower?

The power to move this to /tg/.

sage

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Embodiment

Eh. I would probably not do anything. Would really hate to level a city, and have no way of getting to the next one. It would be very inconvenient.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Element_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Um alright

Magic Burst

yay....

I got powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnesium_Manipulation?useskin=oasis, I can control magnesium.
>TFW I can melt steel beams.

Joke's on you, my greatest fetish is loving, consensual, romantic sex in the missionary position, in the hope of procreation.

I got relativity manipulation.
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relativity_Manipulation
Its where I can manipulate anything relating to the theory of relativity. I'm basically God.

I basically create a black hole and suck up all the liberals. Or I could use gravity to crush them into the size of an atom. Or I could teleport them to the coldest region of space. Pretty good m9.

...

>Nightmare Empowerment
OH FUCK YES.
Do I even need to explain how with this one?

Pretty sure that's what I rolled IRL.

> Vision Of Life
>Bring people back from the dead
I guess sell my services to the military

>Perspective Manipulation

hmm

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Calamity_Embodiment

>Divine Presence

Oh, well, just run for President, then assimilate the world under my own NWO, fuck those other guys.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Exorcism
well at least i got a useful skill

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgust_Embodiment

O...ok

>The power to detach and transfer one's heart into an artificial construct.
I'd never use this

I think I might be jesus

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognitive_Vocifery

Guardian Inheritance

I am the real All Might.

LOOKS LIKE I'M MOVING TO BEST KOREA
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Resistance

Conceptual music. The ability to alter reality with music. The first thing I do is write a song that gives me the ability to think up songs and play instruments without any effort or training.

I want to be that monster from Thing. How fucking awesome would it be to basically never die so long as you have your genetics intact?

>Atomic_Resistance
Literally a god

I got the "Geass"
I will become the next Hitler, but I won't lose.

I will build a world only for European whites, Japanese & North Korea. I will also make every school like the schools in anime.

youtube.com/watch?v=miP21jnj3RU
youtube.com/watch?v=srrB5dUr_lU

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Bow_Construction
water/ice bow construction

guess id run around being a giant faggot.
awesome.

I got Magnetokinetic Regeneration. The power to regenerate using magnetism. Technique of Magnetism Manipulation.

Not sure what this has to do with magnets but I would use this to basically become an immortal liberal killing vigilante.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Urban_Physiology

I wuz cities and shieeet.

Seriously though my ability is to become an urban living environment. It's like some kind of ironic power a NEET would be cursed with.

Holy breath, I would go throughout the U.S. cleansing states of googles

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy_Breath?useskin=oasis

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concrete_Manipulation

I help Trump build the great wall and I help create houses, libraries, schools etc. with my newly gained power.

I can stop time? Nice!

Rerolling for something more balanced.

>Transcendent Werebeast Physiology
Well shit.
>Includes absolute immortality
>Become the progenitor of lesser werebeast lines
>Monster dong

I'm on a roll. I wish Kek were handing out these powers for real.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

bow down to me!

>Gun Protrusion
>The ability to create a gun out of any part of the body

This is normal for America.
I'd go vote I guess.

>Stellar Projection
>The user can project an image of themselves across space and time to communicate with other beings or relay important messages.
>tfw I become telephoneman

I don't even know what I could do, this is fucking useless
I guess I could search for aliens or something

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Creature_Creation
>User is able to create beings of weapons or shape existing weapons into wanted shapes and purposes. They can grant the beings varying levels of independence (controlled, automatons/programmed, semi-independent) and existence (momentary to permanent) and delete the creature once they are done with them.

wew lad that's some anime shit

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Empowerment

I can think of some easy ways to get strong with this but I know what I'd do.

I'd go pursue a medical career and I'd provide my services to those looking to die. I would deliver them a quick painless death in the most humane and comforting way possible, slowly building my power until I would be semi-unstable.

Then, I would join the military and use my strength to rise quickly into some of the most direct roles in combat, using enemy combatants to feed my power.

Once I am confident that even occult forces could not harm me I would begin traveling the world and forcible stripping the unjust out of their power either by beating the shit out of them, threatening them into submission, or killing them as a final resort.

I would not elect any new seats of power, I would simply find who was abusing the power given to them and strike them down to allow the system another chance.

Also I want to hogtie one of them alium sonsuvbitches.

power to kill people with thought or death note type a deal

Work for the government in transmission of top secret information? You could also be useful in military applications if radio jammers are used.

Origin embodiment. I would recreate the world without Googles, Skypes, and Note7s

Hooooley shiiiiiiiieeeeet
I got from my favorite anime & my favorite anime character the power.

THAT MUST BE A FUCKING SIGN

With that power I could become Trump´s Secret Service guard!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Infusion

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Embodiment

>Users can become an physical manifestation or personification of fear and gain power from the fear in others or oneself. Users can use fear as a power source to extend their life span or as a weapon, they can become immune to death unless certain conditions are met.

If I got this power I would take a flight to the US and turn into Pepe and give Shillary a heart attack during the debate!

Kek.

Across Space AND time, moron. You could pretty much solve every crime/conspiracy ever by leaving notes to your past selves and others.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Visibility
>Enhanced Visibility
>The user is capable of becoming more noticeable and visible to others perspective. They become more likable, attractive and draw people to them, some of which are willing to befriend user or even become their followers.

I run for President.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space-Time_Absorption

I would absorb every Cred Forums user(expelling shills of course), the dankest of memes, and frogs from every time line to become the living avatar of Kek. I would then proceed to REEEEE the eternal REEEEE, wiping degeneracy off the face of the multiverse.

Alternatively I could absorb all the feminists, googles, skypes, etc. and plunge myself into a black hole, instantly making the multiverse a better place.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Nonexistence

Hang out in super secure locations and be a general nuisance, like stealing the lunch of the Secretary of Defense. Also push Soros and his ilk down a few sets of stairs

wait I didn't notice it is space and time, it is really useful

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Creation

Can basically rewrite the entire universe. G'bye Googles and Yahoos.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_Force_Manipulation
nigga you best believe Turkey and Mecca is gonna catch a hot asteroid

Kek.

Cred Forums needs a League of Extrodinary """""Gentlemen""""""

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Detection

>User can sense the presence of auras and possibly gain detailed understanding about the auras they are sensing, including the amount/size of auras they are sensing and whether they are hidden. Sensing auras also allows the user to view surroundings even with a blindfold, and read the thoughts and movements of other beings by sensing the aura that they emit.

pretty useless unless combined with someone elses power for plotting out attacks or defending from attacks

I could change history, depending on how time travel works though
I could go to the future and see what can be changed or go to the past and help hitler win

What if you're a google AND a nonshill Cred Forums user?

>Life creation

>The user is able to create living beings or matter using several different ways, these beings can either be completely unique/original, modified/evolved versions of already existing ones or simply normal beings without any major modifications.

I'm too stupid for this shit. Gonna create some guerrilla shit or something. I dunno.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/New_Year_Entity_Physiology
Change myself into the most attractive man 1 day a year.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anxiety_Inducement
>May not be able to change the level of anxiety once it is induced.

>Suddenly all politicians in the world give up their jobs.
>Except for one
>Trump now reigns supreme over the whole world

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gashadokuro_Physiology

>Can turn into a big fucking Skeleton
>Created from the bones of starvation victims
>Invisible
>Invulnerable
Time to pay Africa a visit

Your power combined with my power could become extremely useful.

We should plan alliances. Imagine a squad of us, ready to fight against the ENEMY.

You could make an airborne virus that only targets people with sickle cells

Just think of the possibilities

>Air Walking
Would make my commute easier

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Immunity
>User's DNA could be used to create cures for even the worst diseases.

this is less fun when the page more or less explains the question already

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilock
I guess I am a god now. Fuck this gay earth, I'm out.

I would be honored to be the pickle to your commie so we can get super celled together

I get the power to expand infinitely. I only get to use it once, and once it happens, you can not stop it. I will envelop space and time itself, and transcend it. Naturally, I would die within the first few minutes of expansion, but my expansion would be a reality ending event. Nothing is more devastating or more powerful.

I can train googles to be civilized and contribute to society. I can even teach them to speak English.

>Metal Detection
Find all the gold.

>Poison Kiss
take one for the team and seduce hillary

We will hunt down every last normie until there are none left. They can not run, they can not hide, the normies will burn

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haunted
>The power to cause an area to be haunted by ghosts. Sub-power of Phantasm Manipulation and Curse Inducement.
>The users can cause an area, buildings, vehicles or objects to become a festering ground for ghosts and evil spirits.

Death camp grand tour here I come.

>Temporal Teleportation
We need no longer secure a future for the white race, as no others will ever exist.
Sorry Japan, but no exceptions allowed.

>invisibility
>sneak into womens locker rooms
>start greatest porn site known to man
>lobby white rights in dc

>make an army of berserker googles that can morph their hands into shitty 9mm pistols but have some secret weakness only you know just in case
>put them in big cities
>start a race war
there you go, you could make an army of anything and just wipe them out yourself but where is the fun in that

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

>Hell Embodiment
So I basically just become the world as it is now

You could become some sort of super sniper assassin or some shit.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

So basically I got reality warping? Well then guess I'll just make a utopia sporting absolute military might, instill all of humanity with an incessant need for self improvement and discovery (white people) and then instill myself as a religious figure head. Called God.

KEK

>tfw when Civilization Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Civilization_Manipulation

Fuck your world, I'm just going to build it from scratch

Instead of pretending to save the world with fantasy powers why don't you talk about what can be done by regular humans?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Via_Blood

Lmao, I'm literally immortal and have even more tricks up my sleeve.

I surrender my will to the Blood Gods and go on a bloody gory conquest like Ghengis Khan.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS

Storm embodiment. I'm basically a god.
I'd turn the tides of war when it suits me and kill high ranking globalists with unrelenting lightning storms.

I want to fucking kill the mods right now

>area raising/lowering
THE WALL JUST GO TEN FEET HIGHER

because that is what people do here 24/7
let us have some fun, this place can be really stressful

because there's nothing regular people can do

Did I just get the most useless superpower ever?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Dark Lord

Looks like I'm going to be the avatar of Kek.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Metal_Manipulation

I'll bend Hillary's stool at the debate so she eats shit while taking one of her breaks.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powerful_Objects

mite b cool

Shut up Google.ph

We are pretending to burn this motherfucker to the ground not saving it, you dummy.

> Spiral power
I win.
Long as i have self confidence I can kill gods and have near infinite power

Sadly the power isn't that effective if I don't have a mecha to harness it properly

Only use holocaust ghosts to haunt your victims

All the nagging and bickering about the 6 trillion will surely drive anyone mad

you can control a big human emotion, that is not useless

As long as you believe in the cause, I suppose I can harness your google energy to allow me to sprint as fast as Flash, proclaim myself KANG, and as an added bonus the cucks will line up to be wiped out by my BBC.

Creation Magic

Well, I start by creating large amounts of high purity precious metals to sell.

I use the money from this to start an engineering firm and use my powers for rapid prototyping.

Advance the state of technology by 20 years in 1.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_Manipulation
I will fix the worlds roads

that's what politicians are for, they're like a culmination of everyone's opinion on what's best for humanity

I just make people feel lazy... What kind of power is that?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sense_of_Strength
near perfect one for politics

remove niggers at the flick of the wrist

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Den
Uh. I guess flood the middle east with snakes?

You could win every horse/dog race you bet on.

Make the jews too lazy to jew us anymore, duh.

>it's still up

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Justice_Manipulation

It would seem I got a lot of shit to set straight.

>walk into room full of qts
>active sloth aura
>have sex with all the qts

you'll have to do all the work though

if you can control it to your liking without a limit, you can make someone people useless by just making them extremely lazy
imagine making hillary so lazy she wouldn't be able to get up from her bed or something

>Its over, checkmate

>pushing
>can mind control, implant memories , visions in other people's minds

Brb making America great again

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery

literally the absolute most worthless power

FUCK YES! REINCARNATION BITCHES! I GET TO LIVE FOREVER! I'M GONNA SEE SPACE AND ALL THE DANK MEMES ALONG THE WAY. SEE YOU PLEBS LATER!! powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reincarnation?useskin=oasis

Heresy Inducement

FUCKING KEK

>"The user can induce heretical thoughts into others to totally disobey their own faith
or religion and embrace a darker path and can gain new strong and foreign powers.
The user's powers may also grow stronger but may also become darker and more twisted."

I'D REDPILL THE WORLD

CROWN ME NOW.

>Vocifery
I am always right, whatever I say becomes the truth.

>Muslims never existed
>Niggers never existed
There's 99% of the world's problems fixed.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
That is a great power user.
A really great power. You have with your "words" literally everything in your hand.

>You get one random superpower
I choose the United States of America

>how do you use it to change the world?
Troll the Chinks and shitpost the Germans

>Personal Reality

>User can create an alternate world of fantasy, in which they can control anything and everything that resides within it, being able to transfer real objects/beings from reality into this phantasmal plane and even the reverse, including themselves.
>User is a Omnipotent Deity in their own personal world, having complete knowledge of all that's going on within it and dominating power within it's fields. While their power is limited to its boundaries, they can "project" parts of it (beings, items, etc.) into the real world, and even "pull" parts of the real world into their own realm, where their will is absolute.

Fuck this world I'll just make my own. With blackjack and hookers.

that power is like saying you will always be right, you just have to say the opposite thing

Sauce
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Inducement

>The user can steal/absorb selectively knowledge from others or objects such as books or computers, and store the taken knowledge within their own minds. By stealing the knowledge from the minds of others, they can leave their victims in a state of permanent dementia, or simply bestow a temporary lapse in memory.

I don't even know...

>They can achieve almost anything by saying the opposite of things.

>I am not immortal
>I am not a god
>I do not have to say things in reverse for them to work

Literally every thing you say is true

Kek

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crash!
>the ability to crash anything electronic/cause EMPs

I'd attend some BLM rallies cause a constant EMP in the whole area so it devolves into a blackout and negros killing each other

or go on a cruise and cause a blackout at like 2am when all the milfs are drunk and start clinging to dudes to protection so I can get some pussy

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind?
Last stage of self-awareness
>User of this has tremendous mental abilities and an extraordinary power over other beings essences.

How do i use this best?

You could basically steal the codes for the nukes. Kek

Beifningn the time space coniuemm I'm drink andnfucked AF rn please of helpmmenim part of ye lost people of pol/ please fucking help me I'm so fucked run

Apparently I am a priest now.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanctification

usually I would say some type of mental power like being a psychic or telepathic but I'm kind of in the mood right now were I'd say that I'd what to have super speed so I could be the best sex assassin in the world ever seen... snoochie boochies faggots

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Possession

i will literally become a one man illuminatti.
WE SHADOW GOVERNMENT NOW

>Joke's on you, my greatest fetish is loving, consensual, romantic sex in the missionary position, in the hope of procreation.
Same except with a nice Jewish girl.

what?

Sword Manipulation

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unsupported_Motion
wat

Just a leaf shitposter

360 neck rotation.
>360 no scope terrorists without moving my body.
>Become The Talon and reak havoc upon criminals and anyone I deem unworthy. Establish court of owls so I'm well financed.
>Kill irl Bruce Wayne equivalents

>Warp Energy Manipulation
Travel amongst the stars.

Erase the Holocaust from the minds of humanity.

Mexubro its homecoming at geulph univerbisty andnim so fucking drunk and I'm shitposying on pol of all fucking paves help me dudr fucking help me I I will never escape from this horroplrade tirmpo win the election may y possible dibs help u

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Immortality

Well this is just a horseshit ability

I guess I found all 7 dragon balls AND was not a retard when asking for my wish

>curse empowerment

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Incineration
I shall make a big fire in the heart of CA NA DA and.. wait.. the cuck Justin "me have no curtur, kirr wyty" Trudeau done that

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
Not ognna lie, if i got this I would erase googles, mudslimes, liberals, feminists, numales and SJWs from existence without hesitation.

if repeating integers you have to go find some meth and smoke it

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blessing_Inducement

I could become a god!

Bio-electricity manipulation
>kill all jews, allahu akbars, gipsies, fags, sjws, radical socialists, corrupted politicians, violent criminals, by shutting down their nervous system
>harvest unlimited energy by breeding jellyfish
>control neurons to stimulate muscles to get all people fit effortlessly (no more fat people)
>control neurons to reshape everyone's synapsis to make them think like me
>make myself and anyone as smart as possible, giant scientific, philosophic, etc leap

You're drunk, Canada.

Get home safe.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Manipulation

I can rule the world through making everyone love me as their ruler.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spite_Empowerment

I would be considered omnipotent in this day and age.

really fires up the electrons in my neurons.

Rerolled
>Arab deity physiology. Become Mohammed, tell everyone they were wrong, and that Jesus was the true prophet, and should concert asap. Command that ISIS and other extremists should hang themselves or come forward to face trial to be saved in afterlife.

Haha u got a a four and five u dukb bigger ucker hahahahahha 60% meme lololoolol america is the best country in the world jkjkjj maybe autocorecr is heloij game spell but in so fucking docked rn idk if I ca Ben spell RJ

TRUMPO WILL WINM LETSG GOOOOO DRUNK WHITPOSTING ONA SATUEDAY FUK UEA BAUD

Courage Aura

"The user can generate aura of courage that can amplify/induce bravery on beings inside their aura and gain power from the emotions. "

Fetch me my battle standard, it's time for some DEUS VULT

Lel

If anyone's left
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice
Become president
Make America Great Again
Kill all (((Skypes)))
Tell everyone its all right for them to die.
Kill all non whites and non east Asians
Tell everyone it was right for them to pass on
Make world religion non cucked Catholicism.
World Peace. Everyone can live on and reach space.