I wish I were Indian. I fucking hate this country

I wish I were Indian. I fucking hate this country

I'm Sorry friend

how does poo work in pakistan? in loo or street?

whats the difference?

hey at least people don't reply to every single one of your posts with "POO IN THE LOO"

Could be worse, it could be Bangladesh

>iktf

Get the fuck out when you can. Hell, even just move to India and pretend you're Hindu.

India:

>Poor
>lots of poverty
>improving economy so future is bright

Pakistan:

>poor
>lots of poverty
>Islam
>Endless fighting until the end of time
>Future is bleak

Fuck off we're full.
Actually scratch that, we're overflowing, and don't need pakis who are treated like shit by their own government and then shit talk India anyways.
Will reconsider if you're one of the few Hindus in Pakistan who aren't forced to convert to Islam.

I'm sorry for your country's problems desu, hopefully one day it won't be as bad

So much this
> left for asylum to America
Shit went well got six digit salary

partition when?

my pakistani brother come to canada

When the fucking nukes go off

I wish I was an Indian or a paki instead of a spic. L I T E R A L L Y everyone hates me

Your going to make him live in Brampton though

I see you have never been to the middle east, europe or asia where everybody hates Pakis. They'd think you're a spaniard or something

I respect pakis for pooing in the loo though,
We have messed up priorities. But somehow we're better.

Pookistan when broken down literally means poo ki stan which roughly translated to land of shit in hindi.

If I do that, you'll win

Fuck you
I been stopped at airports almost everytime I go through one meanwhile you could either be legal or not
I could get shot for being near an explosion

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You get to wish to be some other nationality and you choose Indian? At least choose to go back to your homeland of Britain.

>implying pajeet is a real name

>it's the Indian teacher living in Pakistan

Yes but at least Pakistan and India have somewhat respectable histories and cultures once you get past the violence and the open defecation. Meanwhile everyone just laughs at spic culture and history

Pakis and Pajeets were ancient scientists an kangs an multi-armed queenz an sheeit

Apparently being spic'n'spanic means you're liable to shoot up a mall full of people even though I don't think hispanics have ever committed any non gang related mass shootings. So it's not much of a difference

A hole in the floor isn't much of a toilet nigga

India was supposed to be the next "Tiger Economy". Sure taking you long enough.

There's still hope. Convert to Christianity or Hinduism. Leave the baggage behind. Your civilized brothers will welcome you.

Where do you live bro? If you are a software engineer, a singer/musician or an athletic fella, you will easily be able to find work in India. Just move. We welcome brothers with open arms.

>Brits
>homeland
some cucks still thank them for "white man's burden".

Isn't that basically what an outhouse is built on top of?

And as long as he stays in Brampton, it's cool

But a tube in the floor is?

>I only eat idli for breakfast no dosa

Life must be suffering for you

British>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Muslims

It is outside your country though. Even Japs have it.

Except it's without a seat
> I have perfected the Slav squat

dosa>>>>>>>idli

kek

Not gonna lie, everytime I slav squat I get curious what it feels like to take a Pajeet Poo and shit while you squat

This is true.

It will be a great shit. Quick, efficient and easy. Haven't you ever been /out/?

But Brampton sucks
> visited family there
> see sic kid
> say hey to him
> " whatchu want nigga"
> is there was an appropriate time to call someone a sandnigger this was it

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America please nuke Brampton. Actually scratch that, just nuke the entire GTA until you can see the radioactive glow at night.

I'm someone else, but yeah, a squat poo is glorious. The only problem is using sticks and leaves to wipe your ass.

You dotheads and your filthy poo floors!

>implying that sitting is healthier than squatting.

I only have my dosas when they're paper

Open your eyes (literally)

Move to India.

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The history you have is chocolate
We made Islam
> delicious treat
> worst religion ever

>I wish I were Indian
You can become one in next janma(avatar). Do something based for India now. Become an hero

you gon get secret police'd for that comment there, infidel.

POO

>Implying your country isn't disgusting

Hey I don't even want to shit talk to you Raj. Just having a bit of fun. You dotheads are way better than those Paki subhumans.

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> Stopped at an airport
Cry me a river

>Do something for India

Yes, OP. Go out and take the biggest shit in the street, for INDIA.

>I wish I were Indian
You are, all we did was draw a line, doesn't change the fact you're street shitter mixed with Islamic extremism.

See you get the best of both worlds right there! lol.

Its a proxy poo faggot reminder that hindus are dindu jews kill all hindus to rid earth of poo

I live in Markham, so NO

Leave islam for starters.. do it stealth mode if you must

very nice suburbs there

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You made chocolate
We made Islam
> candy
> shitty religion

Honestly the india vs pakistan rivalry is one of the most entertaining on this board
Right up there with Japan vs korea

>not talking about the real rivalry on here
kill bill is a pretty good movie

Denie Islam, become at least agnostic move to a better place.

70% inbred haha oh god, good luck

You have to go back

India

>no toilets; shit on street
>mainstream religion is Hinduism
>problem with Maoist Communist insurgents
>much more diverse
>secular republic (with caveats)

Pakistan

>shit in toilet
>mainstream religion is Islam
>problem with Taliban insurgents
>less diverse
>Islamic republic

I have relatives in both countries and visit a lot. Both places are pretty shitty 2bh

relatives in both countries..
not a trump supporter ay