Aesthetically, which is the Cred Forums combat aircraft?

F22 looks slick af

bigger image i hope

that just wasn't even funny man

Although I suppose some of the crazy NAZI meme planes might work with our meme magic.

Pic related was a ram jet fighter that is powered by coal.

Fucking coal.

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Wrap it up fellas, we have a winner.

>This guy doesn't like the shape of our glorious delta deathbringer

The Flanker's proportions are just so elegant.

fugg

Nose looks a little too merchanty for my tastes...

>Biplanes > all

the f35 is also sick

She's just a tall girl.

The Lockheed Martin Fighter Thirty Five Lightning Two Joint Strike Fighter™

Contact your local member of parliament and exercise your rights as a citizen of a Democratic country by making them order this marvelous aircraft

Also
F-35 is T H I C C

Wing loadout

>Muh stealth

Not so fast Messerschmidt.

It is I, Focke Wulf 190

#1

Draken is the only correct answer.

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>fail-35
What an utter piece of shit. I'd rather fly Mig-21 Fishbeds around than fly that. A fishbed could probably beat a F-35

anti-loo-ites don't need jets when they have rape

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Also have some Russian Platypuses.

still looks cool

it is

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combat aircraft's are a spook

t.Carlo Kopp

Berkut

F22 obvs

is this in a videogame

>Not going for Russian pseudo-stealth

I"m still wondering what must have occured at Sukhoi when they designed that thing.

>Ivan if we put wings on backwards, plane will look like it's flying away from enemy.
>Great Idea Piotr.

saw one fly in person never forget so ridiculously sexy

MUH, also the stuka

Sauce?

Nazi jets were wacky and unreliable as hell, but I love them anyways.

why does this plane look like it has a low polygon count

looks like its from a phone game

Still my favorite plane.

sukhoi

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First post shit post

The Germans in WW2 experimented with forward swept wings too.

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What's your vector Victor ?

The forward swept wing allows the Berkut to enjoy excellent agility.

the engine maintanance requirements ruin it

post webm of when he does backflips

obese is not the same as thicc mind you

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me too , brings back Ace Combat 3 memories. My dad isn't into games but he played that as much as I did.

nema materiala

>1 engine, tube aircraft with delta wings
>asthetic
yeah
nah
Try the F111

We have clearance, Clarence

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Look at the bottom bar in pic.

I know, and there's reasons why it isn't common these days, the load on the wings is tremendous.

Look:

>ctrl f tomcat
>ctrl f f14
??????????????????
Berkhut, tomcats, rafales, mirrages, spitfires and sea venoms/vixens are the most aesthetic planes ever built.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y45rzmDaABI
Honorable mention: the thud, voodoo, f8e.

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i wonder what that feels like

is that 0g?

Thanks Comfy!

>history teacher was a huge WW2 nut
>got emotional when he was talking about the franz stigler encounter with the b17

I love Russian planes n shit mang

Let's show some love for the GAU-8-AVENGER and the A-10 WARTHOG

"The ECM systems on board the Vulcans proved to be effective at jamming Argentine radars; while a Vulcan was within the theatre, other British aircraft in the vicinity had a greatly reduced chance of coming under effective fire"

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I want to fuck that intake

I love you Charlie :(

Your pilots can do better then that:

youtu.be/xzwL_6NuEls

Have some more Playtpus

war planes are for fags

The fuck is that?

It captures German autism perfectly.

looks like russian engineering. Ie beating physics into submission on the cheap

Draken or Bf109 probably.

F-16 is also sekc

just posting the one i s..still don't like..

I think its more how the paint looks like blurry, low res textures from the ps2/Xbox era than the actual shape of the plane. The nozzles and burn particularly look like hack-job textures and sprites.

>stares aesthetically in german

yeah kek

in some of the pics it almost looks 2d

>As conventional fuels were in extremely short supply by late 1944, Lippisch proposed that the P.13a be powered by coal. Initially, it was proposed that a wire-mesh basket holding coal be mounted behind a nose air intake, protruding slightly into the airflow and ignited by a gas burner. Following wind-tunnel testing of the ramjet and the coal basket, modifications were incorporated to provide more efficient combustion.

>The coal was to take the form of small granules instead of irregular lumps, to produce a controlled and even burn, and the basket was altered to a mesh drum revolving on a vertical axis at 60 rpm.

It never made it past wind-tunnel models but those crafty Germans would have probably pulled it off.

Aren't you from /sg/? Did you see that Mighty Colorado did two /hr/ threads with a ton of plane pics? I just found them by accident when lurking there.

so smooth

>coal powered plan

lmao wtf

huehuehuehue

I'd rather you would too. When the block 3f F-35 is integrated fully into its combat roles it will turn sukhoi and mikoyan into little antique shops

Mig onnahole when

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Hey! We can do it now too...kinda.

youtube.com/watch?v=GrBx6G2O6A4

Seriously though, SUs have mad maneuverability. But the U.S. shifted focus form dogfights decades ago.

You kids, only wanting slick looks and speed...

Stealth. Take the f-117 and the f-15 and smash them together and you get a raptor

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based

>Aesthetically, which is the Cred Forums combat aircraft?
>Aesthetically
the A10 is pretty and all but you cant really compare it to fighters

I make parts for these. It's actually a surprisingly boring job

I used to have a tiny micro-machine version as a kid. Carried it everywhere.

the hog is already /k/s meme

Japs can do it too.

F14 looks gnarly as fuck

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The amount of damage these things can take for a plane is insane.

The design doesn't get nearly the respect it deserves.

>that story about the young jap who missed a carrier
>got pulled out of the water by the americans
>they beat the fuck out of him

Anyone who disagrees is fag.

kek

Me 262, of course.

I think it does. But now it gets too much respect for a contrarian's liking.

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i can't believe any Cred Forumsacks didn't posted yet the best combat aircraft of his time and the most beautiful one.

JEWS FEAR THE SAMURAIS

If you want aesthetics, the Aardvark is pretty neat

>coal-powered plane

Reminds me of My Tank is Fight.

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Looks like a copy of the ME-163

big planes need love too

Say hi to FRED motherfucker

muh

That's a copy of the Me-163

It took this long for the BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT to get posted?

Fuck you niggers, this place is going to hell. This is the only acceptable answer in the thread. The rest of you fags can go neck yourselves.

It's an old boy that keeps on kicking. It'll get it's proper retirement when the F-35 stops being a red-headed step child.

nah fuck you

this is the 'most aesthetic' planes thread

A FUCKING LEAF
Also 100% chance youre a thicc fag.

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youtu.be/GiheoXf-IEs?list=WL

Crazy Rusky

Fuck yeah!

The fuck am I looking at?

>franz stigler encounter with the b17
Mate, I just searched up the story..

holy shit, that warms my heart

Because it is.
But its even smaller than the 163.
Same is the 262 and the kitsuka.

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slav problem solving

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I'm assuming this was a system for short runways and combat takeoffs/landings?

...or a space program, fuck.

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it was for the hostage rescue

they were gonna try taking off and landing in like 300m or something like that

Naah, the US also used RATO rockets, still uses them on snow conditions i think

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Goodluck warthogchan

It worked great until they dun goofed

youtu.be/WKCl3lfAx1Q?t=127

This fucking thing can shoot things down with ground based missiles, basically has a VR helmet display, touchscreen flight displays, the RCS of a golf ball and can supercruise.

Id feel very sorry for the bastards whod have to attempt combat ops against a squadron of these

A soccer stadium in Tehran to be precise. One pilot fucked up with the controls and destroyed the only plane they had for it.

get that shit out of there

Wanton violence and destruction is beautiful, m8.

youtube.com/watch?v=RYjY3UqE1t0

i wish we couldve seen if it worked or not for real

how did they want to get the hostages on the plane? would they just walk on or would there be fighting or what

Little stories about this particular plane, squadron insignia and trolling assburger staff officers.

Why the bison as it's not native to Finland?

>During WW2 Finland got some new bombers from Germany.
>Pilots were trained in Poland.
>No insignia.
>HQ naturally orders pilots come up with one.
>Since coming up with something original requires too much effort.
>Take Polish vodka bottle.
>Remove label.
>Cutoff text from label.
>Glue it on paper.
>Send it HQ.
>Approved.

Now something about unusual paintjob.

>One of guys responsible for it was my teacher in trade school.
>Getting permission for might be bit problematic.
>Keep it secret from anyone above captain.
>That is kinda hard, but manageable.
>Finding paints that aren't exactly in AF stock is next problem.
>Aviation industry isn't that big here, not too many schools for mechanics.
>Someone from AF know someone from Finnair.
>They do heavy maintenance DC-10's for DHL.
>Borrow some, fighter isn't that big that anyone would notice.
>Small fighter is easily hidden in normal margins of error when it comes how much paint goes to widebody airliner.
>Thx DHL.
>Liberate some silver paint from some random airline.
>Radome was by default painted with gloss black, that is in AF inventory.
>Manage to keep it hidden from higher ups until first flight after maintenance and paint job.
>Make sure it happens on time when airspace is clear of civil aircraft as base uses same runway as local airport.
>Fly air show solo demo practice run at very low altitude.
>Faces of CO and XO were apparently priceless.
>Some jimmies were more than a bit rustled that day.
>Due to rustled jimmies, yellow is one of first DK's to be retired despite being one with least flight hours and most heavily upgraded ones.
>Burned in firefighting training.

youtube.com/watch?v=qWOINzyCLL4

Bullshit. That thing was built during Oktoberfest and those drunken naziniggers were hammered during assembly.

Obviously the fuckin Lancer

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your post is conflicting... have another angle anyway

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>adorable mig to the rescue

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This thing brings so much hurt

>f-35 shilling
EVERYTIME

if you dont like it then find a plane better

>russia orders engines from britain
>britain give sells them but under one condition
>they cant be used in anything war realted
>first thing the ruskies do is put them in their migs
>never pay for them either

I think they confirmed it could've worked.

They wanted to land in a stadium, send in delta or whoever to get the hostages out then fly out from the same stadium.

Would be bringing much more if we still had a fucking B-1A but life is full of little compromises

Long list, I dont think theres a plane thats worse

ive just never understood how they wouldve gotten the plane in and not gotten shot at

mods in no wise political.

frick off

I think thats the point of landing in a stadium, you have walls covering you all around

youre literally at the bottom of rows and rows of seats plus walls with windows n shit they can see you through

its probably the worst place

Can't always get what you want :(

>butthurt russkies and chinks
Check

You have to be joking.

Time to butthurt Burgers with our patricians pilots and aircrafts
youtube.com/watch?v=ioTTnjxNc7o
>start at 2:20 if you don't speak french

>nobody expects a giant plane to land in a stadium
>stadiums propably arent guarded
>seeing a plane come in so fast and steep could make people think it crashed as the boosters activate when out of sight
>when people get to the plane the crew is already on the ground and ready

Phantom II is the cutest!

The f-22 is the only other fighter that could put it in a difficult position. It's not much of a glamorous dogfighter but with awacs in the air everyone else is fucked

that is if it actually manages to get up in the air

pic looks like its from starwars

i guess nigga

Russia still uses theirs.

That bingo is literally to made to fuck with fifty centers and Russia strong shit posters.

Angular design helps reflect radar off the plane at an angle so it doesnt return to the transmitter/receiver

Ive never really understood why the frogs are so proud of this. Im sensing a wee but of an inferiority complex. We're on the same side bud, also if i remember correctly the french pilots were having a terrible time with the raptors even though their stealth characteristics were nerfed

Good-looking tbqh

Planes not being able to get off the ground is a pretty russian made problem. Not having any money will do that.

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3552155/Controversial-F-35-fighter-jet-brain-problem-entire-fleet-grounded-claims-report.html
overcomplicating a fighter by overfunding it also does that

Wait a minute!

I think that the time it wook for the rafale to lock on and down that f-22 tells you something.
F-22 wasnt made for dogfights. The rafale on the other hand.
But yeah the f-35 is borderline usesless.
This guy right here is another meme.

They are not the same thing although similar in looks on first sight. Tu-160 came later but is much bigger.

just banters ameribro of course we love you. About the video, we have nothing to brag about, it's just that it's not common to have the pilot's POV on vids and i thought it would be accurate with the topic, nothing more :3

>We're on the same side bud

to our plebeian level i don' doubt lad, but here in France we know very well our place in the ladder, we know that with are a submissive 'ally' because we can't do otherwise, we just are, as all the others EU states, the US lackeys.
You won the second WW, and since you still own our country as a prize.

Took you long enought.

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>F-22 wasnt made for dogfights
Leave now.

F35 is a golden iPhone.
Not eversatile, but great if you've money to spend blindly.

It's not like USAF don't have dogfighters.

The F-22 was made primarily to have a dogfighting pedigree, everything else is secondary and almost an afterthought.

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I'd love to be on your side, and if you were talking about the F-22 I'd be right there, but the F-35 is a mess of a program with a great frame that has potential.

Once they work out all the kinks it will be a great successor to the F-15 but that's a "when".

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>full blown BvR stealth interceptor
>dogfighter
I dont have time to explain the trade-offs stealth has with maneuverability.
>>>out

This is a continuous cycle of bullshit. The media watches this program like hawks because "big bad war thingy is expensive and dont even wurk". It doesn't need to be fully realized for a LONG time. Like I said, block 3f will be the beginning of the end for ironing out the kinks. Itll be at 100% long before its ever needed and by god making this monster was the undertaking of the century

>will be a great successor to the F-15
That's the F-22. F-35 is successor to F-16, 18 and A-10.

Trips noted, flattery well attempted

>be best ally
>have to spend a fortune on F-35s

Why can't we buy thousands of helicopters instead. We could buy so many we could bomb the shit out of anyone and they'd never be able to take us all down.

We rely too much on technology and networks. The day the Russians or Chinese develop a virus the entire defence force will be rendered useless.

>2016
>needing an external E/O pod

>I"m still wondering what must have occured at Sukhoi when they designed that thing.

Grumman / NASA X-29 happened

It wasn't made for it but it's on par with most modern fighters. But the design was to remove a squadron of hostile aircraft with a two or four-ship before they know the F-22 is even there.

It does that very, very well.

>No reverse wings posted yet
Wew

If talking about the high-low fighter concept you are correct. But if you are talking about what the F-35 replaces you have to include F-15s on that list.

>You have to be joking.

Nope.

Never underestimate how capable of staff NCO's, rat school officers, technician officers and engineer officers are at gaming the system and skating.

Also something strange happens to people when they become staff officers. Now days they probably eliminate sense of humor with endless powerpoint presentations and shieet in staff officer course, in past they just used different, but as inhumane torture methods as powerpoint to achieve same result.

I was once in a briefing held by CO and XO. It was about what squadron does in next 6 months, on general level when this and that exercise happens and who pays for it. Week long night flying ex paid by military district HQ, CO and XO high fives. Live firing ex involving few live missiles paid by general HQ, high 5's like in previous case. Fighter squadron burns a lot of money in 6 months, but bosses hate to sign squadrons own money away. Week long live firing exercise for half of military police platoon paid by squadron? Disaster worth of 40 minutes rant from CO. Literally few spam cans of ammo and maybe some LAW's. They also ate MRE's despite being in army base as they would have had pay for fresh food from army dining facility form "their" budget.

Then why is the F-22 considered USAF's first supermaneuverable combat jet? Answer adjustable nose and vectored thrust engines.

Also no wing weapon stations.

SATANIC GET MUST BE TRUTH

Comfiest plane

The plane that Britain won world war 2 with

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>Y...you have reverse wings too?
>Other planes make fun of me...
>C..can I touch your flaps?

On the books, sure.

But the F-15E will always be more of a strike asset to me.

>not reading the thread

Wew indeed.

ahh the pulkzestorer

It'll be sad to see them all go but manned combat aircraft is dying regardless. rip

retard that is the me263

that is 263

>109e
incorrect, 109f-4 was better looking
>109A
incorrect, 109d-9 was better looking, possibly the ta-152 as well

here is a 190d-9 from jv44

Fixed

>there are no more rocket planes
What went wrong?

>gets 111
>doesn't post the f-111

Missed opportunity.

IMO the X-31 is the best-looking fighter jet of all time.

I think the Soviets had their own Operation Paperclip where they took off with the crazy designers of German engineering.

And here i was thinking only hues did that kind of shit.
Its the same everywhere.

Because USAF never focused on maneuverability?

Read also:considered
I cant post proof because the aircraft specs are classified, you can get a good idea while watching whatever footage they have from dogfights vs france and other mock fights vs russians.
TVC isnt everything. T/W ratio isnt everything.

Wow the planes that lost the war, very Cred Forums approved.

Do you know that if Hitler wasn't acting like a complete "purist" faggot and let the jets get properly developed, all of the Reich's enemies would have been wiped out?

>I"m still wondering what must have occured at Sukhoi when they designed that thing.

More predictable stall characteristics and better aileron control authority in case of stall, both leading to better control at high angles of attack. Maintaining control authority even after stall. Transonic speeds are where lot of dog fighting happens, inward airflow from wing also helps maintaining control in that case.

>I know, and there's reasons why it isn't common these days, the load on the wings is tremendous.

Then modern composites that can deal with those loads happened.

Russia stepped it up.

I remember sitting in a MiG-29 cockpit and it looked like rickety industrial art with a burlap seat.

The USSR was not known for creature comforts.

> britain won the war with

Not only are you lucky your army wasn't wiped out, all you did during the war was bomb civilians.

USSR won that war. You shat your pants.

lol, keep dreaming schnitzelnigger

From what I know that footage wont tell you much. The raptors had luneburg lenses to disrupt their RCS. F-15 pilots have often stated that mock fights with the raptor are maddening

Cute! CUTE!!

>USSR won that war. You shat your pants.

I like to have a nice cup of tea with my freshly cooked bait. How about you.

>Not only are you lucky your army wasn't wiped out
>German incompetence is now luck

Fagget please.

Battle of Britain must important battle of WW2. Without Britain no aid convoys for Russia and no aircraft carrier for US.

Blatantly false. The 262's were complete garbage, germany didn't have access to enough materials required and as such the engines would be completely destroyed after only a few flights

Keep dreaming about what? Jets are one of the main components of modern warfare and Hitler denied their development, it's well documented.

Your shit country would have gotten nuked by a jet bomber if Hitler wasn't allowed to make military decisions.

JATOs I assume

>YOUR COUNTRY WOULD HAVE LOST IF YOU HAD FOUGHT SOMEONE ELSE

I mean, we get shitty versions of history taught HERE, but that's just top kek tier.

> battle of britain

L M F A O

Let me repeat myself again. You should be thanking god every day, that Hitler decided to let you rats skeeter off.

Probably would have been even less white than you already are.

Not only do you come from the designated dipshit country, you're gonna sit here and try lecture me?

> me 262s

Read up on the topic, and get back to me with the first prototype and the year which they were denied, you illiterate fuck.

Who the fuck even asked your opinion, you irrelevant albanian shithole?

Now you are just of illiterate and of many turkish dick stuffered in your mouth

>irrelevant albanian shithole
Now you are just projecting

Let it go Australia.

I remember learning all about you guys in school.

you have the kangaroos right ?

What a fucking pilot. holy shit.

Nah the kangaroos are another failed british "empire" project, which now predictably want nothing to do with you pakis.

>muh 262s
>muh prototype technology that cant operate for half an hour without breaking down

Maybe this is why you lost

hahaha you are precious. Fuck it's even worse than i remembered. you could only get 20 hours out of those jets

When was the last time Greece made a weapon? Any weapon? 200 BC? Or have you forfeit the right to bear arms with that turkish dick up your asshole?

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Delta wing is best wing

>And here i was thinking only hues did that kind of shit.
>Its the same everywhere.

All militaries have some things in common, but usually with local twist. Bureaucracy meets frustration and pranks at some point.

Also before anyone asks about what is rat school? Once upon time in 70's, some bureaucrat at ministry of defense found out something horrible, education level of MoD personnel is lower than in other ministries. That had to be fixed. Solution was simple. Give all non-technical NCO's bachelors degree, rename staff NCO school to defense college. Bachelors degree that was mostly about hazing and bureaucracy, rumors say it also included some pedagogy. They kept a nice tradition from old staff NCO school days, don't allow cadets to keep Sam Browne belts loop locked, so they had tails. Given that old service uniforms were grey. Cadets kinda looked like rats and that is where name comes from.

Between 70's and early 2000's pretty much every staff NCO in Finnish defense forces was some sort of technical specialist. Exception being few old school NCO's who refused to be promoted out of principle.

Wrong

Are you pretending to be retarded?

> flag

Probably not. But the original point being, was that jets were denied proper development and here you are harping on about the 262 having poor characteristics, which happened BECAUSE it was underdeveloped.

Never mind the fact that German prop planes were still miles better than whatever rustbuckets the Allies flew around in, bahahaha.

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Britain is great and all but why must british planes be so unforgivably hideous

The Best Aircraft is a COCK IN ASS !!

Ill bait.
In 39 the 262 didnt had an airframe.
In 40 it didnt had an engine capable of working.
Please tell me, how the plane was supposed to help in the battle of britain?

Very High GDP
Australia's GDP is $1.45 trillion which ranks 11th in the world.

Austria's GDP is $437 billion which ranks 27th in the world.

hmmmm

Latest one, stealth drone
Call me when you are involved to anything above lever action rifle technology

Will never unsee.

F22 hands down.

Goes really fast and explodes on landing

Does that girl have a penis?

>The 262's were complete garbage, germany didn't have access to enough materials required and as such the engines would be completely destroyed after only a few flights

That didn't really matter due to two things. Kerosene was less short of supply than aviation gasoline and they had ample supply of malnourished involuntary labor force to make engines in huge numbers out of crap materials that lacked alloy components needed to make 'em last.

The shit thing about Me-262 was the fact that it's introduction to service was delayed to retarded need to turn it into fast bomber. It came available in greater numbers at point where most of well trained Luftwaffe pilots had already died.

I'll shit on your bait, saying that the He 178 prototype was working in 39, what now favelanigger?

"You" built a drone? With d'assault? Not even gonna bother looking up whose designs you stole.

I kek'd
Also
>goes really fast for 8 minutes

>8
You gotta count the fuel for take-off m8.

Hnnng

TFW no one appreciates your 2 sec MS Paint job.

It is pretty maneuverable though. Vectored thrust and all. Still BVR is realistically the only way it'll see combat.

I want a HIND so damn bad.

Any Eastern European anons know of any just sitting around collecting dust?

F35 is king
the issues have been fixed
entering Full production
2,300 F35s will dominate the skies for the next 30 years

"But ist just ein allied rustbucket!!!" The nazi pilot screamed amidst a stream of tears and snot while the P-38's .50 cannons began shredding his tail section.

>while the P-38's .50 cannons began shredding his tail section

lewd

I did forget about that fact which is actually a big point. I think the 25 hour service life is what stuck with me the most haha

>Not even gonna bother looking up whose designs you stole.
Probably Hitlers according to your fantasy

I love the a10.
It's an old design, but beautiful.

178*
Fell for it.
The proto achieved about 600kmph
But theres not a single mention about endurance or how much weight it could take off with.
Which is exactly why they had to design a new airframe and get new engines in the first place.

Cool plane, good stories.

Thank god you babies were put in your place by the US.

I remember seeing one for sale a couple years ago for like 4 million USD.

Goodluck Warthogchan

I hope shipping is included in that

Too bad it wasn't a Draken with this paintjob.

Bison comes from a excellent vodka with fine traditions.

Just fly it over

ayy slow down aint shit been fixed nig. Without block 3F that plane couldnt fight a piper cub. Patience and prayer is what we need. Soon senpai. soon

Oh it was functional?

I thought it was just going to be some scrapyard thing.

>aesthetically
What are you, a faggot?

Yeah the thing was in great shape. I'm sure you could get a rusted out hull for less.
Best bet to get one is to bribe an officer in some shit hole african tier army.

Give me an F-5 anytime.

I love that little guy.

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>1960s
>Group of acquisition colonels and generals in the Pentagon having several lunchtime Martinis
>Discussing the pranks they've played on their subordinates
>One of the generals pulls out a C-130 blueprint
>"Check this shit out"
>Draws a barrel poking out the port side
>Labels it '105mm'
>"Let's see what those design nerds make of this"
>Drops it in his outbox
>Drinking continues long into the night
>All involved forget about this little joke
>Design comes back a month later
>General is too embarrassed to admit it was a joke

You mean a MiG-28 :^)?

Well when I'm an eccentric billionaire I hope to be able to have one in the shed of my outback home and piss about in the desert with it. Maybe go and buzz the US/AU army bases up north.

To anyone who grew up playing Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe, there is no other choice than the Go-229

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>implying that shit borrowed from Germany comes close to the 229

Yea no.

so stupid but I love it

Imagine converting a TU-95 into a UAV and just flying that shit over the pole to Canada. Not to actually hit anything but because every military air traffic controller from Nunavut to Florida would be stuck to their seat form the asshole pucker once it was identified.

it reflects our people.

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look like shit to me

RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZONE

yo i heard u like mi-24s

AHRGG I WANT ONE SO BAD

I'd land my fucking HIND on her lawn to pick her up for a date.

Then I'd scare off some of the planes from Qatar and Emirates airlines for always flying so damn low and slow over my house. Fucking useless cunts.

Do you want Russia to become a crater?

Now that's some evil shit.

You actually have to be able to build... more than like 3 of them

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My penis hurts

Those jets fucking suck.

also

POO IN LOO

light

Damn never really realized how large fighter jets are until seeing how small the pilot looks in there

F22 is the best looking fighter plane. Literally no one can compete with this and no one ever will. It's been the best for nearly 20 years now.

good luck warthogchan

They'd probably shoot it down before it even reached American airspace but, because it's unmanned, you could pull off some neat stunts that would black out a human pilot. Imagine their total confusion as a seemingly deadly threat starts doing random underneath barrel rolls.

grrrrrrrr

Finally someone with good taste. F-16 is sexy as fuck.

That's a pretty amazing image. Is there any backstory as I'm assuming flying the lancer at that altitude must be breaking a shitload of rules.

That's a game???

please name

Holy hell that is sexy.

I'm gonna have to with this. Eagles are top tier too.

F-16 could have become much sexier.

>all you did during the war was bomb civilians.

That's rich, coming from an Austrian

kek im actually curious how much punishment a bear could take. Imagine the AoA you could achieve if it were empty and the engines being redlined to the point of exploding

Err i dont bombers can pull that many G's for those maneuvers.
You could weave around like crazy tho.

Austrian air force.

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>you could achieve if it were empty
>Not filling it with live chickens and a DVD of Chicken Run
>Not leaving one of the greatest aviation mysteries ever recorded as your legacy to the world

or that

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I cannot for the LIFE of me figure out what went wrong with this. It was a FANTASTIC solution that didn't involve molesting another f-15. I wonder about the air force sometimes