Mind = Blown

>tfw make post from friend's router
>tfw banned for making a shitpost
>realize 1 of the 10 people in the house recently is a shitposter in disguise

Holy shit you guys are everywhere. How do you identify a Cred Forums poster IRL?

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angry disgusted expression at all times

you identify the people who are not shitposters

>what are networks

fuck you that's so true it hurts

...

worlds gone to shit man cant wait until nature fixes it.

You don't. Otherwise start screaming REEE MUH TENDIES

and see who laughs.

say subtle memes like current year and we wuz kangz and see who laughs

dont do this

this seems kinda like a research thread

>tfw I'm at a point where I'm just angry-neutral all the time

I blame Cred Forums for this, i just used to be a stoic cold bastard.

Ask their opinion on meme magic.

I was drinking with a mates mate a few days ago and he corrected me when I said nigger. He said they are called googles.

It was pretty obvious straight away.

I met a guy who said he went on Cred Forums a few weeks ago.
He didn't even know about meme magic or what a happening is, so I came to the conclusion that he's just a pussy who'd heard about Cred Forums and wanted to sound like a cool kid. Or he may be autistic.

What, just go up to everyone and say "So how about that meme magic goys?" And see who responds?

See>Always do the opposite of what Canadians say

He will know the secret handshake and the lyrics of our secret anthem

I got me a pepe mug for work, just in case. Course since he got MSMed everyone just thinks I'm a nazi. May as well have gone with pic related

>play Overwatch with friend
>some guy makes a Cred Forums joke
>he laughs hard
>mfw

PLOT TWIST:

>His post got banned for being /r9k/ tier

>playing counter strike
>say "the jews are responsible for all the evil in the world"
>a bunch of twleve year olds say "yeah well pretty much"
>mfw

>have Cred Forumsack roommate
>irl shitposting

>mfw post from Uni
>mfw can't post cos banned for CP
Probably those fucking chinks.

>this

The secret handshake works pretty well

Also updog's a straight tell

Met a guy at work mentioned he's into Cred Forums. Got my hopes up asked which boards. Fucking Cred Forums. I reckon he was also /mlp/ but ashamed to admit it - had that sweaty furtive look about him.

>updog's a straight tell
Whats updog?

>tfw deciding what movie to watch
>pic related
>both say "Cant go wrong with Based Mel"

The jews did 9/11 thats whats up dog

Nothing much, how are you?

>tfw basd twelve year old

Damn

eheuhahaHAHA

too true user, too true...

You can thank pewdiepie for that
youtu.be/MiYEbLQM2dg

>kids jew bantz are better than /pol's
>Son, I am proud

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Let's try this again
>How do you identify a Cred Forums poster IRL?
my.mixtape.moe/bmuwfp.mp4

Shitposters live among us all. You really can't tell anymore since it's gone mainstream.

It's true, Cred Forums has made me hard hearted and very callous. I laughed at some hungover drunk sk8ter d00d on the train the other day when he said he had been awake for a solid 48 hours because his student """"girlfriend"""" (whom he lives 100 miles away from during term time) had been raped while drunk.

>girlfriend got raped when drunk
>not dumping that hoe
Lol

My ex claimed that happened to her, but in reality she got too drunk and fucked some junkie faggot.

Called her bluff and dumped her.

I can't post from my office as the IP is banned. It's an Aus IP too. Fucking shitposters.

I think the rape part is a matter for police, but what is certain is that having a student for a "girlfriend" in an LDR is... very naive. Also he was 28 and she was 19. 28 and still dressed like a early 2000s skater..

Makes me less ashamed to be a Cred Forums-tard. But I must do better. No more anger. No more callousness.

I don't know about that. I tried to buy video games during a holiday sale and I was immediately banned before I was able to play the game. Apparently some companies use the same host as chinese botters and them.

>1 of the 10 people in the house
Jesus Christ, 10 people live in the same house!? What are you, some illegal Mexican fag or what?

Keep saying Oy Vey! When something bad happens.

If a gf is going out and getting drunk around drunk guys without staying in touch by phone all night, she must he getting into situations where she is "busy"

This is pretty much undeniable

Nah we had friends over

Also the whole university environment means she will be surrounded by handsome and intelligent young men who share a lifestyle and life goals comparable to hers... I wonder where that could lead?

>gif, relavent

So, laugh and see who screams "REEE MUH TENDIES!"?

>letting your friends shitpost on your IP address