You are chilling in the club when this guy comes and slaps your gf's ass

>You are chilling in the club when this guy comes and slaps your gf's ass

wat do?

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First of all, I don't have a gf. Second, Duterte is so based what he can slap my ass and I wouldn't mind.

RUSSIA PLEASE WHERES YOUR PRIDE

At the bottom of the vodka bottle

Slap hes ass :^)

Pls gib me daewoo.

Bow to the one true leader. At the moment he's the only world leader with balls.

He probably just tripped and used my gf's ass to regain his balance before continuing to indiscriminately murder drug dealers and other undesirables

Smash my glass in his face and grab my girls glass and smash that in his face, fight ensues, I continually smash glasses in his face when I get the chance

I will kill him and claim I saw him sell drugs so it is legal to kill him.

But at what point do you teleport behind him?

Stand my 6'4" self up and beat his 5'5" ass until the brown comes off of him

i would report post

Is this before or after Hilarry flods america with mexicans and muslims?

Vlad has it right.

Probably shortly after

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Smash my ass in his face and grab my girls ass and smash that in his face, fight ensues, I continually smash asses in his face when I get the chance

>fellow bulgarian that is a fan of Duterte

I never asked for this feel. Кoгa щe пoчнeм и ниe дa ги избивaмe?

Kek, trés bien. What the fuck.

Didn't recognize your flag. I just assumed you were Filipinos.

Call cops and say theres a drug dealer bothering people at the club

RARE
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Give more of his islands to China

FPBP

The cunt would get decked here.
I live in a remote area and we look after each other.
Everyone will be looked after. It's normal.

Someone waving a weapon about will be wrecked.
We have loads of guns too. Don't listen to the Yanks.

Actually glad to hear that. I only wish Swedes and Germans were armed, as well. Things might be going differently for them.

Last night I had a dream where I was a friend of Duterte and saved him from an assassination. Cringe as fuck.

Wtf I hate my dreams now.

Consider hanging yourself on that day

He has no magazine so I can beat him up.

I suck his cOCK and ASS

Offer him a naughty stripe

This man referenced Charles Bronson and "Death Wish" in a speech about why he supports the RWDS.

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slap her ass all you want bro
can i have a paid 2 week vacation in your city?

It's a countryside thing to be armed.
Gun laws are strict here, but it's easy to just say "I need it for hunting". Or "pest control".

That doesn't go well in the cities. I love shooting. My best mate is a farmer and he had a problem with rabbits eroding his grazing area for his sheep.
He asked me to to shoot the rabbits. My dog is well trained and brings the rabbits to me after I shoot them. I gut them, so the dog eats the bits we humans don't.

I have three shotguns. I love hunting. There is so much that nature provides.
Fishing too. I live next to a river and try to catch trout. Salmon sometimes, but they are seasonal.

>I can trade deals with Russia
>trade deals
>with Russia

What did he mean by that...

I laughed at that too.
>US and EU investors can leave, I have China and Russia waiting in line to invest
>invest

>grab him by the head
>shove him down to his knees
>gouge his eye out
>skull fuck him

>all the weakling numale in this thread doing anything in real life
>ever
you would probably cry and weep in a corner if this man walked up to you

>webm related

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Kek! nice call m8

Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

Made the mistake of firing a shotgun from the hip on my first go. Went way high. I've been alright since then; it's landed me a lot of turkey, and I expect the same this year. I'm in the Ozarks, and it's beginning to get cooler; it's 7:07 AM right now, and it's kind of nippy. Best time of year, to me. Happy hunting.

Kek, who is this?

Fucking numale piece of shit you dont deserve to know

I would curbstomp your ugly shitty croatian face to the ground if I ever saw you in real life.

Do not talk to me anymore

Some faggot azn that I can definitely beat into a bloody pulp much like his Cuckold Swedish Fan.

Why hasn't someone made this into a pepe yet?

ok google ;D

me on the left

what do u think Duterte has for breakfast?

A bucket of dicks with extra soy sauce

Hide your drugs.

American tears

i think i know where we are getting our weapons for our military.

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tapsilog

How's google treating your gf ?

>no bullets senpai

Shoot first, plant drugs on later.

>in a club
>slaps your ass
You probably have drugs in you

Hand over that shit now.

>he thinks anyone outside of Cred Forums gives a shit about Duterte

They don't even know who he is.

Invite him to a 3 way

bang him

>tfw military deals only
>tfw no trade deals

it sucks ;_;