Just got a full time offer to work at Goldman Sachs

Germans are just dumb cucks. Get outsmarted by jews at every turn so you chimp out and try to genocide them. How much of a butthurt crybaby country are you?

Now you've gone totally 180 and suicidal, opening your buttcheeks for 10 million nigger rapefugees.

I'm glad you germans will be extinct, worthless race.

do you bring your own mop, or do they provide the mop and pail too?

Yeah because people don't need and use money.

I work at a bank on an insto level and if we're involved it's because some firm needs cash to do things - something like a factory can't be easily built by bootstrapping you need to borrow money.
We get a cut for stitching up the deal and making sure your not blowing our peoples money.

If I needed to mop anything I could hire your NEET ass to do it for me with the big paychecks I'll be getting.

How many little children do you have to sacrifice a day in order to keep the job?

>I'm in market risk so my role will not be automated anytime soon.

Why are you so sure?

What possible assessments are you performing that cannot be performed by a machine?

>need money
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Prostitutes definitely make money, but that doesn't mean they have dignity.

How do you feel about being some ED's 24-hour bitch for the next 18 months?

Lies lies from tiny eyes

Thanks for serving my family, plebeian. Have fun with your shekels.

Did you get your dick inspection for the mark of the devil?

Buy or sell crude oil futures tonight when the market opens?

Reminder that the bankingsystem is just a huge scam to make you enslaved by them. And most banksters too dumb to realize it themselves

How jewish are you?

have fun having no free time at all for the next ten years

Don't fuck with us or we will butcher you. We are the purest capitalists, we are the intermediaries of all the financial transactions of the capitalist world.

Goldman sachs people are everywhere, they control the federal reserve, the bank of england, the bank of canada etc etc.

Fuck with the best, die like the rest.

sell oil futures, the world economy is never going to recover and the price of oil is linked to economic growth of the real economy.

100% goy but I believe jews to be the master race.

I don't believe the Goldjew would hire a dirty goyim.

I fuck with those assholes anytime. Rather die standing up than living cowered on the ground. People working for those assholes dont deserve any respect, driving countries into the ruin and destroying lives. Not sure whats more miserable, knowing that and still working for them, or working for them and not even knowing what you are doing.

Im sorry, i mean: chin chang shen shin chong changhang dan hanchihan

Question about buying commodities like gold or coffee. Is it possible for me to actually get my (physical) hands on the goods?

>sell-side
>purest capitalists

lel

Enjoy the retarded hours, hyper-competitive work environments and being on the chopping block at the first signs of a recession.

As if that wasn't enough, you were retarded enough to go for Goldman too.

Out of curiosity, I'm assuming you are coming out of university, so what kind of salary/bonus terms did you get.

Regards,
buy-side graduate analyst

>In London
>Bump into qt girl that I haven't seen for a few years.
>"Oh I didn't know you moved here; what do you do?"
> "I'm an analyst for Goldman Sachs"
> I have a slightly delayed reaction; "Oh that's good... hope you are having a nice time"
> " Yes, I work for the Jews now"
> She winks; anyway gotta go user nice seeing you.

The only thing I have to warn you about is that it's called Goldman Sachs for a reason. Enjoy Goldman's Sack on your face.

And yet you germans are literally destroying europe in two ways:
>using the artificially weak euro to increase exports but crippling southern european economies with your low level of demand.

>importing millions of niggers and shitskins into the EU who will be a major and increasing burden
for generations to come. The eternal aryan must be eradicated.

Yes, of course.

what stocks do i buy

Offered to work some gOld man sacks.
Ffs china.

I haven't got all the details of the offer yet, just got a phone call a few nights ago. I'm assuming base pay will be around 50k pounds with a small bonus of around 10 to 20%.

What king of buy-side firm did you get into? Asset management? Private equity?

>you've been "offered" anything but more medication for your mental health disorder by your mother, you sad poseur

So how else do you incentivise people to work than to ensure that they are further enriched through exchanging goods with each other than sitting atop a steadily growing value of cash?

I mean there is really no sensible argument in favour of a deflationary currency, just look at all of the economic shocks that have occurred throughout history before the end of the gold standard.

People think about their wealth far too much in terms of the amount of cash they have rather than the amount they can buy with that cash, or rather what their standard of living is.

When people think about economics they should think about work more than money. Money doesn't improve the world, work does. That is economic growth. What happens to the money is almost immaterial, there's a few sensible policies you can make to make sure that people are cooperating and making the best use of their skills but really money supply is just a carefully managed carrot on a stick, and this whole idea of wealth being robbed from people is retarded as shit. If they are working to improve each others lives then that is the healthy economy that is desired.

Have fun making copies and coffees for a couple years until they actually let you do stuff.

Also, no brown shoes or spotted ties, youll be out.

Asset management.

I got £40k + 10-20% bonus and £5k sign on.

The best thing is the work culture though, such a massive difference from an IB.

Even during my summer internship I was doing real value-add work, doing ftse100 company meetings and joking around with with the rest of the team.

The hierarchy is much flatter too, which makes the work-life much more chill, just as an example the day I started on my internship, the fund manager was doing coffee rounds and a guy that was investing for longer than I was alive in and was worth personally in the range of ~£500m was sitting literally on the desk in front of me.

Also, legit 9-5/9-6 work hours. Equities floor is usually almost completely empty after 6.

But I guess IBs pay a bit more and you get more opportunities for promotion because of the hierarchies, but that shit really takes the life out of you and the fun out of the job.

Have fun.

Qualitative assessments are hard to code for. Machines still cannot account for black swans.

can someone tell me if gold mining companies are a good investment for a recession? specifically looking at SAND

>2016
>using a VPN

If you are looking to hedge through gold, just buy gold, don't add layers of complexity by investing into mining companies unless you completely understand the ins and outs of a mining business and can thus avoid the retarded amounts of volatility mining companies can experience due to volatility in commodities.

>the purest capitalists

OH NOES. I'VE LOST IN TRADING CASINO AGAIN! HEY, TAXPAYER - YOU MUST SAVE ME!

You fuckers are the biggest quasi-socialistic scam out there. You are the pure evil, parasites, sucking the money and power from the human civilization.

Have you ever heard of True Capitalist Radio? How long did it take to build your first million dollars? Why continue to work if you have enough to live well indefinitely? Gold, Silver, Bitcoin or the new yuan?

It'll honestly be a pleasure to put bankers in a gas chamber. Starting with the OP.

You said it yourself fag, the world economy isn't going to recover. The storm is coming, the anger of the people is unstoppable at this point. You'll all be lined up and shot. Goldman Sachs employees first.

Give me a job or teach me your ways, asshole.

*tips kakatana*

Welcome to hell

He has rich parents.

That's about it.
Now vote Trump and turn on the oven.

But currently all the work force isnt going to improve the world, but the influence of the banks. Every bit of money in circulation was created by a loan, meaning if absolute everyone would pay back their debt, all the money would be gone, but the debt from interests will still exist. How to pay that off? Work. Who is everyone indebted to through interests? Banks. All the work is basically done for the banks, and since they necer asked you or gave you a choice thsts slavery without the people noticing it.
Here it went a bit deeper intothat issue

Give yourself a couple years then try and work for an entrepreneur, defence industry is very interesting.

>He has rich parents.

Go choke on a dick.

I'm not that goldman guy, but I got my finance job after I went through masters of electrical engineering, which I took out a loan for and had to clean toilets on ships and wash dishes for 30 hours every week in order to pay for rent/food, because my parents couldn't afford support me.

not a question just a pro tip.... wear your id badge outside of the office to a bar and pretend like you forgot to take it off.. enjoy that sweet sweet gold digging pussy...

> because my parents couldn't afford support me.
that's why you aren't working at Goldman

>vpn

why would you use a Chink VPN considering you need a Cred Forums CuckPass to post from a mainlander IP (unless they changed that)?

You have absolutely zero clue on how the recruitment process works.

Lmao I do.

>have your parents find you some sort of bullshit experience in a family office or similar
>write that on your CV as experience in a hedge fund, private equity etc
>possibly repeat the above a couple of times
>go to upper class high school that leads to ''elite'' cuckold university
>apply online for goldman sucks
>do their bullshit tests that anyone with 2 brains cells could pass
>screening passed because family connections got you the elite university and ''experience''
>get interviews where you talk about your vacations at the bahamas
>''superday''
>job offer
>brag on the internet about ''achievements'' when you really did nothing but walk the street that your parents built for you
>ruin the world by laundering money and hiding it in tax havens

Not everyone who has good experience and is from a good university got there because of their "family connections".

I know plenty of people working in IBs who got there because they wanted to be there and they worked their asses to get there.

Hey curious, what kind of degree did you do?

How much of a shit will te stock markets take if trump gets elected?

Masters in electrical engineering.

Meanwhile, i know alot of people that work at GS and every single one of them is rediculously smart. I'm sure its filled with good ole boy culture but does not mean they are not the best and brightest

How does it feel to know that your money can't buy respect?

Why doesnt this guy even got dubs? Thst worthy some quints if not even septs

That image feels me with a sense of dread somehow.

>How much of a shit will te stock markets take if trump gets elected?
It doens't matter who wins, they'll take a shit, then they'll settle, then they'll take a shit again.

Statistics say 80-90% of front office analysts are upper class.

You obviously can't distinguish smart from educated.

You are going to need a source for those numbers.

>Implying banks are necessary to create money
Not even saying it is the worst system.

No i absolutely can. GS crushes every other bank in terms of talent. Its night and day. Really it is.

This.

kek
>Based
Olá Durão Barroso

news.efinancialcareers.com/uk-en/254060/how-banks-discriminate-against-non-privileged-students

>82%

Stop making excuses for yourself.

But you can? Black swans aren't accounable for by definition.

The only thing they legitimately crash any other bank is via revolving doors with Central Banks, hence access to confidential info and special treatment when it comes to fraud. They even get caught and nobody cares because they run the system.

Will you be trading options? Any areas of interest at the moment?

how does it feel knowing that this techfag makes more than you and i barely work 40 hrs a week?

On a side note, Deutsche Bank is going under and Merkel won't bail out. How do Germans feel about their savings being wiped out because by the leechers?

Because honestly, at this point we need to go Duterte on bankers. Extra judicial killings after a couple of rounds of waterboarding to know where they hide the money.

Did this fag leave already?

First, he is probably pleb-tier at Goldman. No way he will ever reach inner circle levels.

Second, sell side is pretty dead. Goldman is the best of sell side, but still. Most people at Goldman are looking to jump.

The only hope Goldman has is a Clinton presidency. Then they can profit from the corruption they've already paid for.

Does your surname end in berg or stein?

Pfft. Bunch of fags over there.
I work at Oakmont Stratton. Ask me anything...

Mail room bro. Mail room

why are there so many chinese working there?

Not necessary to know where they hide the money.
Just get us a new currency already, excluding
lazy ass countries like yours. Of course Deutsche Bank is shitty nowadays, but what is currently happening is due to the trade war with
the burgers.

We got a couple. We only hire as many as we need to seem ethnically diverse. But the real reason we hired em is cuz we can't use midgets for midget toss anymore. We caught sum shit. So we hired Asians. They're just as are dynamic and a wee bit smarter...

Work - 40k is shit. How can he even afford to live? Are they paying housing or something? He is a GS victim and doesn't even know it. Vampire squid strikes again.

We'll be ironically fine. The Euro is cancer for us just like the fact that the EU so far has been created for multinational to evade taxes.
With those gone, we'll go back to growth.