What is the first thing you would do if Trump wins the election?

Drink a pack of PBRs and verbally shitpost my entire family.

>being this retarded

Skip all classes and get shitfaced with my roomate probably

play knife party centipede as loud as feasibly possible, then go online and trigger as many people as I can.

Realize that nothing really changed

except that Trump is now president

FPBP

Wear my MAGA hat and piss off my libcuck roommates

Play

youtube.com/watch?v=CsLhNxzwK1Y

If he loses

I would start crackin out on the delicious liberal meltdown tears all over the internet...the supply will be LIMITLESS

Watch our (((media))) shit themselves.

Watch (((Merkele))) cry.

probably light fireworks.

Praise Kek of course.

Hang yourself from a tree, wearing a sign that says "I'm a traitor to my race and humanity as a whole. Join me, my liberal friends".

Checked and keked

Mock Hillary on Twitter
Encourage Hillary voters to leave country before the rope.
shitpost
fap
Go to /TG and gloat and post rare Trumps and Pepe

Troll my shitlib parents

I'll get a Job in the Government. I'll finally feel like serving a country worthy of my talents.

If Hillary wins maybe Russia will take me in as a mercenary.

arm up, because the pushback is coming

i'm taking the following day off work regardless. still on the fence about buying a bottle of dom p to drink after.

i registered solely to vote against obama twice. i could have voted in 00/04 as well. those election days were so fucking dark. this might be the greatest thing our country will do in the modern era if he gets elected.

You don't, get a job, and become a contributing member of society

promised an American friend to host an American heritage BBQ

Shipost on FB to piss off my libshit students

Play Trump by TUSK out my window through my band's PA. I go to Wisconsin so it'll be epic.

Enlist

What will happen to /pol afterwards tho?
A lot of people come here because the shitshow this election has been.
When things calm after It ends, but i mean after the dust settles we know the week after the election is going to be the busiest.
Will you guys still come here after it all ends?

party because i know that i can have children in a anti-liberal (or at least non-liberal) society. if hillary wins, having children means putting a soul through hell

First I will fap, then I will descend upon reddit to feast up on liberal tears, like a wolf I would gorge my self upon the flesh of their suffering, like a lamb they shall be powerless and so shaken in their misheld beliefs, I will be taking screencaps and thoroughly enjoying myself.

don't.

youtube.com/watch?v=6HOc9WVZbts

I would remind my cuck Bernie supporting parents and sister how the thought I was crazy when I predicted over a year ago that he would win

Ideally we should be the launch site for the greatest series of triggering raids in the history of the internet. Just imagine every single normie dealing with a trump victory seeing openly racist/antisemetic memes on their twitterfeed/facebook/etc.

Probably update my facebook status to feeling good or some passive aggressive bullshit

Cred Forums becomes a lefty atheist board and the pendulum of life continues

Found the r/donald subscriber

Get on Cred Forums
Post merchant

Will be nice because I work in government. So my whole office will be empty. I will actually be able to get some work done.

>stop saying good morning
>lets make america great again today people

as an aussie i will shill pauline as much as i can maybe become radical

>he thinks the only news outlets are CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News
Adorable.

I bet you thought the only election that mattered was in November, too.

Drink 1 gallon of clean hydrating tap water (courtesy of trump administration) than go to a normal non-transgender bathroom to urinate.

From there you'll probably know what to do next.

Throw a party and a feast.

Why not? Trump will have won. The dream is dead. The last eight years didn't matter.

Go super saiyan 4 and fire my redpill cannon all over the place.

No more hiding of power levels.

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation

shitpost loudly and screencap every single post on the internet containing the phrase "literally shaking"

Why? What's the point? Trump will have won. The dream is dead. The last eight years did not matter. The republic is doomed.

I'll be on facebook, eagerly awaiting all the "what now" videos from buzzfeed, collegehumour, and any other shitty website.

I'll also make it a personal mission to find a bunch of posts from americans saying they'd move to Canada, and I'll harass them about it.
Maybe make a nice collection.

Wow, shitposts leave me literally shaking now

Go back to work the next day and act all sad an sympathetic for the sake of my overly liberal clients

get /comfy/ for the google riot streams

Stuff a hard boiled egg down your throat

Laugh at all the stupid niggers and feminists and beaners who think he's a white supremacist and tell them to get ready for the deportation squads.

Poopcicle

I'll start slowly rolling out my powerlevel piece by piece.

Rollingg

Soak yourself in lighter fluid and set yourself on fire in the middle of Times square.

go into a dindu infested area at night calling everyone nigger

Break into Hillary's house in New York, death by SS like your grandfather before you.

Murder-suicide strike in a mosque

O shit kek, that was close.

Oh no way there's another Sconnie here

Long life

reroll

>not if, but a matter of WHEN

probably put a flag on the back of my truck, wear MAGA hat everywhere, and shitpost

Sell all the 80%'ers I stockpiled for about what I paid and be sad.
>CAfag here

By winning too much

Reroll

Kick a mexican in the balls

But since im stuck with cuckTrudeau Ill go straight to jail

Rejpice. Get wasted with friends.
Turn my life around immediately

absolutely not

I feel you bruh.

Go back to Cred Forums where you belong

go to work I guess

Call up my liberal family members and start with
"ISN'T IT FUNNY?"

Dress as Kek and ask to be crucified in front of the Cliton house.

autoerotic asphyxiation

>if

It's starting to look like it will be a Trump win.

More to the point, I might actually sign up for Twitter so I can watch millennials and regressives post pictures of them sobbing/cutting/an heroing.

rollingg

illegal immigrants won't hold back I think. I reckon an entire city will need to be evacuated due to the chaos if there's a large population of illegals there.

By living a long, fulfilling life walking with Jesus and dying of old age

Old age

reveal my power level with my maga hat at college

move to the us

nice one

Make a mass group text message of my lib friends. I will send a photo at 7:00am the following day of me grinning while sipping a cup of tea in my red MAGA hat.

They will wake up and would have normally had a few minutes of bliss having forgotten what happened on Election Day. That bliss will be cut short by my photo.

This here famalam.

Visit Reddit and soak it all in

But I don't want to live in a world where Trump as president.

If he wins, then I will proably take a midnight walk like I did with Brexit.

If he loses, post a thread titled "Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how salty are you?".

Shitpost on Cred Forums.
I'll avoid the board for 2 weeks if shillary is elected

is*

1000x this.

I'm going to immediately start rubbing it in the faces of fucking ALL the cucks I know that they were fucking wrong and I was right the entire fucking time.

I'll never let them live it down

Just eat a shotgun shell and leave behind a depressing note that encourages other liberals to follow

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Old age, surrounded by loved ones

Go to detroit and get culturally enriched

what talents

Masturbate until death

Don't do that

Walk into class with the biggest smuggiest grin imaginable and shitpost at my uni

Do a flip, faggot.

Join the marine corps. And spout liberal bullshit from basic to deployment.

Celebrate.

I'll just fucking rub it into people's faces. I'll mock everyone and everything. I'll wear a Trump badge to work, unfurl the banner even though I'm stuck in fucking Singapore of all places.

I would be shitposting in real life.

Mostly asshole Socratic questions about why specific people's predictions were wrong.

I will praise Kek by getting more and more repeating digits

give more money to jews obviously

Why are you even here if you're such a bluepilled goy tho?

Have a nice, long life with a loving wife and die from old age

I have a bunch of bottle rockets, I'll probably still go to work instead of properly celebrating

Move to Syria and get raped to death faggot

Get shitfaced and watch all of the ensuing race riots from my /comfy/ chair.

seems legit

If only I was black. I could just get shot by the police.

If I move to Syria it would only be to kill Assad.

go out and beat the shit out of any mexicans, arabs, and blacks I can find

buy a shit ton of ammo to defend from rioting niggers

overdose on cock

burn down a mosque from the inside

to support Obama and Hillary.

to combat racism, sexism, islamophobia, xenophobia, antisemitism, homophobia/transphobia, nativism, fascism, and Trump.

>run to nearest college bar
>leap onto a table
>emit a single, distinct "HA!" while pointing at the nearest crying liberal
>repeat this display for every single patron in the bar
>run across the street and repeat

never

You are such a fucking faggot, go "move" to Syria and try to kill based bashar like the worthless little useful idiot you are and get caugh in a russian airstrike.

wake up

Get over my fear of doing a back flip and attempt it for the first time on concrete.

He's not based. He used chlorine gas on little kids. He deserves death. I'd be happy to go down with him.

Go to church and make a $1488 donation

waterproof gopro attached to selfie stick with cement shoes livestream jump into swimming pool

Laugh hysterically and get /comfy/ for the ensuing race riots.

Collect my winnings

Get the fuck off of pol

reroll 777

Auto-erotic asphyxiation with horse cock

I already wear my Trump shirt around campus

jump into a pool of hungry crocodiles

fap furiously

convert to Judaism and let an AIDS infested rabbi suck you off, right before you cum, shoot him in the fucking head, then shoot yourself faggot.

Should have said the ocean.

Not like us, we only bomb them into little chunks!

Smoke weed all day long

>all these fucking newfags that started coming last year

No, only faggots like you used chlorine gas on anybody, and you will never go down with him because he's never going down and you're too much of a pussy to set foot in souriya, additionally you are an insect.

Buzz off.

We don't intentionally target them.

Lay under a lawn mower. Or use a woodchipper as a slip and slide feet first

When he LOSES im going to spend a week nonstop shitposting Cred Forums. Cred Forumsish butthurt sustains me.

I'm off for the same reasons more or less. Probably shitpost on huffington post articles and kotaku posts

He will go down and so will Putin. So will Trump because he is Putin's puppet.

I'll finally come clean with the IRS and begin contributing more to society

I'll probably spend all day messaging people and laughing at them

If he loses I will be fucking euphoric. Just nonstop partying and delicious deplorable tears.

At least you'll be killing yourself come november 9th
Can't wait.

eat poisoned skittles

Fuck a poz faggot

Jump off the world trade center like your faggot kike father probably did.

Put the flag back up (((its been a long time))). Start yelling at my Representative and ask him why the fuck we are killing people in Syria and Iraq and Lybia.

Only if Trump wins. He won't. Hillary's got this.

cut your genitals

People as dumb as you really shouldn't exist.
It's an insult to god.

totally uncalled for

Rape rapefugees until one of them kills you.

Release information that could convict Hillary Clinton.

Trump and his basket of deplorables should not exist yet they do.

run over by BLM supporters

work the twitter salt mines for kek

Your mom

That was easy

Have a (You)

Walk around New York City with the American flag waved high and proudly, bullying the spics and liberals into suicide

doesn't exist because she didn't do anything illegal.

Also why would I want to harm her chances? My life is in her hands. I'm with Her.

Guess god isn't on your side then.

im hosting an american barbeque with my friends when he wins. Any ideas for traditional barbeque food

with a banana

Probably stay on twitter and pol for a week just reading the reactions and enjoying the salt.

It would seriously be one of the best weeks of my life.

It's the basket for you.

spread this message of love

How?

Click the Cred Forums bookmark on my desktop.

Go to the Unitarian church and sing that ass and pussy song.

I work in a recreational pot shop where all the employees either complacently ignore politics or are still talking about Bernie Sanders.

I'm gonna buy a trump hat before the election and if he wins, I'm gonna wear it to work all day with a big smile on my face.

Wait, I changed my mind.

I'd post on facebook "lol! I was lying, I actually am a Nazi. All minorities better brace. Fuck niggers."

>Open Tumblr and Facebook.

>Masturbate vigorously

Walk naked through a muslim ghetto yelling inflammatory remarks about the pedophile muhammed. Also slap every muslim you see with a big ham.

Wear my MAGA hat every day for a week to piss off all my commie professors

Hamburgers of course. Put cheese on that thing too.
Ribs, hot dogs/sausages, chicken wings
Potato salad
Ice cold beer

It will be glorious

Castration-caused bleeding

>he doesnt already have that in his profile

pleb

Gatling chainsaw gun to the prefrontal cortex

Seeing as you seem to be a cuck, watch your wife get pleasured by another man, then get run over by a truck.

Put on my MAGA cap and then walk around my university with the biggest shit eating grin imaginable
>tfw November 8th is also my birthday

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Collect liberals tears to cook my steak in.
Turn
Point
Laugh.

Fuck her right in the pussy

that was pretty fast

Go about my normal business because Trump or Hillary the most change they can do is make America look better or worse, and select a Supreme Court judge. Trump isn't going to MAGA, Hillary isn't going to destroy America. At most I'll be glad the Trump meme will end for at least 4 years.

Old Age

I want an AI Gf Santa.

Begin collecting liberal tears.

Worldwide nuclear destruction. Please Santa.

jump off an overpass

Choking on shitskin cock

This

Run over anti-trump protestors in a rental truck then let cops kill you.

Living

Suicide by gun with a Jeb t-shirt on in front of Trump HQ

Cancel my plans to move to Japan

...

BLM

A new dual Sim phablet

stop eating and drinking

By living to see the best 8 years in american history, only after finding true happiness among the Trump years can you finally end it. I want you to die on a good note, user.

DESU Ill probably be getting off the Airplane to go back home from my trip to Colorado in November. I hope i'm welcomed with great news when I get off the plane.

checked, but PBR is shit tier beer

helium

attach my trump flag to my car and drive around for an hour or two

I want repeating digits for christmas

Prepare for civil unrest. Flee the city.

Take a nice, relaxing 3 week holiday to the Americas.

Accurate

dress up like hillary and jump off of one of Trumps phallic skyscrapers

Trips get

Don't do it

HUEHEUHEUEHEU

I'm going to be quiet and just go about my life happily.

The libs will simply compare their misery with the jubilance they sense within me and know they have lost and I have won.

You're doing an exceptionally poor job

>Hillary Wins
>soon after American boy what's to become a merc for the Russians
>Traitororspy.jpg

nice try keyboard warrior, better luck next time

Head to the gunstore and buy something in celebration. Probably a .44 magnum.

Spend the next month refreshing reddit because I need a laugh and need to drink up some lib tears.

But during my visits to reddit, I'd PRAISE KEK without end.

I don't want to experience the Trump years. I like the Obama years. I voted for Obama.

immediately drive to my college campus with a camera and record all the buttblasted liberals crying in public for a youtube collage

Don't be such a pussy.

...

If you're smoking stuff, do some brisket or pork shoulder, and some ribs

Hello Colorado, how do you think your state is gonna vote?

Attempt to take a giant shit on the White House lawn and get sniped

As if any of the other shit we brew is any better?

For a country that brags about their good ol 'murican beer culture, we certainly fucking suck at making a palatable one.

Kinda like cars

start my right wing death squad with my neighbor dan

Done. Trump is making anima and mango real.
Except for the Anglosphere and Japan, yes!
Only if you remove kebabs!
If you help elect Trump then you've been good and will get some sweet dubs. Maybe even a trip. Ho ho ho!

I live in probably the most communist city in America. Major shit is going to go down if Trump is elected and we are the only white family in the neighborhood. We already get funny looks just walking the dog.

No trips.

I guess you arent supposed to die when Trump wins.

Accept your future life of happiness under the trump years and the happy generations that follow.

Death by shitposting.

drink bleach

>Implying anyone could love that cuck

Try to do as many as you can dangerous things.
Take unnecessary risks every day, but not those, which would inflict certain death

Sleep

Suicide is never the answer

Gunshot to the head, but I don't know what you're getting excited for, you have to spank Hillary Cliton's ass before you can an hero

Kek wills him to live so he may see the error of his ways, disavow, and enjoy a repaired America.

Shove a toothpick into your dickhole. Then drink a gallon of bleach.

Insert a thin glass rod up your cockhole then get an erection. Smash your cock several times with a hammer before drinking muriatic acid.

Pretend to be a butthurt liberal on kikebook knowing damn well I voted for trump

Carbon monoxide after chugging a bottle of whiskey

Sing "sweet victory"

Put my entire portfolio into shorts because the jews will crash the markets as revenge

Rub it in every one else's faces. Reveal my power level.

A night in tunisaaaaaaaa

Praise Kek.

Probably jerk off

God damn it, shill. You have more than this.

fire ants up the ass.

Bar up my windows and doors.
Why?
Because all the libshits and niggers will be flooding canada if trump wins.

I told the 5ish conservatives I'm friends with at my high school to all wear trump gear to school on November 9th. I've already come out as a supporter and people like me so nobody cares but they haven't and that's the perfect opportunity to.

It's a private school so we're probably gonna get yelled at but who gives a fuck.

I'm also bringing my trump flag, Gadsden flag and US flag (all 3x5)

Shitpost and watch anime

By wasting trips like I just did

Kek wants you to live.

If I don't have a test that week.

Probably celebrate at a bar close by or get ice cream.

Fucked to death by a guy named Bill.

Bury yourself beneath Trump's Wall.

Make it look like niggers did it

Fucking fag
Get rare

Start planning to move to America!

Wear a MAGA hat around my Liberal University and not give a fuck

jump off of a trump tower. do it pussy you won't

Suffocate on a big black cock.

Im throwing a party with my friends

Die from not enough memes

masturbation overdose

Move to Canada.

So that I can IMMIGRATE TO FUCKING AMERICA!

this

Furiosuly masturbate while drinking beer and listening to motivational Hitler speeches.

Not that I don't do that every day, but I'd buy some premium beer.

Post on Facebook laughing at all the cucks. They can't stop MAGA

get on my knees and thank god shillery didn't win

Don't do it, user

First thing?

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"

Get eaten by a bear.

I go to an uber liberal University.

I'm going to buy the biggest American flag money can buy, head to the center of campus, play a 4 hour Playlist of patriotic music on blutooth speakers and wave that flag while wearing my MAGA hat.

I would praise Kek and wish that He would help in other areas as well.

Live on as a Trump supporter.

Anal voir

Of old age. Enjoy the coming golden age.

Buy a second home in the US, get a citizenship, finally pursue my hobby of shooting.

...

In front of a live CNN camera with a sign around your neck that says "I was with Her"

Hanging.

have sex with your mum

exit bag

become an ai gf

God damnit user.

Tear your erect dick off and wait to die from blood loss

kill all north afrikans.

Reactivate my Facebook, shitpost until my fingers bleed.

A chemex please santa

Browse Cred Forums with a smile on my face

Die of old age after spending your life working like a dog in the new america

>1. Finding gf to born to you at least 3 children
>2. Raising children until adulthood
>3. Snackbaring yourself in the crowd of mudslimes
>If non-white jump to step 3

Death by cop trying to shoot up the African American Museum in D.C..

Suicide by cop, while killing Soros

what the fuck are you talking about?
Microbrewing is everywhere now.

Suicide bomb the Kaaba

I would put on my bootleg maga cap and run through Södermalm with an American flag

people who are replying to this are sick. jump off Trump tower btw

go to a BLM protest and yell FUCK NIGGERS

Cut your head off with a chainsaw

Sick and easily manipulated.
I wonder (((who))) would want to derail this thread so quickly?

quit browsing Cred Forums the day after

AIDS

You think your flag is rare?