Living in a libertarian utopia

>living in a libertarian utopia
>this happens
what do you do?

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Buy a few babies and squish them in the hole

Fuck it

Fix it.

shout at white men.

Throw $2 of gravel in it

It'd get filled in

Why is it that retards somehow think that the only way roads can be made and maintained is if you pay a toll to the government so the government (the Department of Transportation/Dept. Highway Safety) can pay a private company to build and fix roads

That's the shape of africa

>live in statist utopia of NYC
>potholes on literally every block

AN CAPS BTFO HAHAHA

Drive around it.

Still exists even with a government.

Set up a road block and start charging people at gun point after they slow down at the pot hole.

If someone tries to charge through a good pot hole should fuck up their undercarriage

I'd be too busy running my child brothel/heroin manufacturing plant to notice

Then why don't people fill it in without waiting for the government? It's not like it's illegal

Go to my local execution station to have myself killed so word doesn't spread through our gloriously infallible and totally not on the brink of collapse Marxist utopia.

>what do you do?

annex Macedonia.

Pay a higher toll to use the nicer road, and boycott this road until it is fixed.

>libertarianism is anarchy meme
Dumbass OP doesn't understand that libertarianism is about limited government and taxes for necessary utilitarian things such as infrastructure.

Tldr OP is a preteen moron

it actually is illegal for a non state worker to fill a pothole on a government road.

How is this toll enforced?

It's almost as if roads will have private owners that are responsible to take care of them if they want to make money off of their own roads.

>roads
>flat

False. Most roads are actually convexly shaped with the apex in the middle to create a natural flow of water and debris off to the side of the road into the gutters.

By the private citizens who own the roads. You want to use my road? Fuck you pay me.

call Trump

From the thumbnail I thought this was about a mass migration from Africa to Europe.

Reminder that roads are a public good

By the road owners security forces.
They have nukes and WILL use them.
/thread

Same as we do now, -nothing

Also, people feel that when their money is stolen for the excuse that it's going to be used to do something that they're better off making the thief fill it in.

MUH ROADS!!!!

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I mean, do you have a booth at every single intersection? Is this a highway, in a major city, small town, how does it work logistically? Won't this slow down traffic and affect other roads that you don't own?

This

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No I believe people would just sit around on their ass going "aw no road." That sounds about right.

This guy thinks too kindly about humanity. Fantasy world.

If that road is owned by the government?
>Let someone else fix it

If that road is privately owned?
>Let someone else fix it

Their shape also makes turns easier, which is something every driver realises and then you remind yourself that lolbertarians aren't old enough to have a license yet.

Pay someone to fix it and then shoot them because your vehicle is parked next to the hole and he was approaching it.

Cool - you can believe whatever you like. I couldn't care less what you think, since you're irrelevant.

Private company will fix it, just as they do right now :)
Oh, you thought private companies don't build the roads? Also, libertarianism =/= ancap. Go read a book about the ideology before you shitpost.

If this was the 1800's, yeah, but now you just put a sign that says "you will be charged for the use of this road" and send them a bill based off of their license plate using your licence plate reading cameras.

The way most modern tolls are already being collected.

The government fixes it with the money it saves by not paying for every lazy persons gibsmedats

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

here in the Socialist Peoples Republic of Quebec, they hire mob-affiliated contractors, then they fill it quickly or pave over the street to make it look "done". Then they come back two years later and charge twice the price to do the same job.

pic related

Libertarians defeated once again by simple reality.

that's probably what would happen.
Until some entity forms that would accept "donations" to fix the road.
Then that entity gets protested because roads are a necessity, and it should do it for free.

look at this frozen frog thinking his roads are bad

Could I sue the road owner if my car's axels and/or bottom core would get damaged by the hole in the road?

im english, you faggot leaf.

I could understand the arguments against the inefficiencies of toll roads in the past, but with modern technology and electronic toll collection, it's not really an issue these days.

Also there are other ways to fund roads. HOAs could maintain roads in and to/from neighborhoods, businesses would likely pay for roads to their establishment (it would just be another sunk cost, a necessity of doing business), major highways could be at least partially funded by billboards/advertisements, leasing choice real estate along the highway to businesses (gas stations/rest stops, restaurants, and so on), etc. You just have to think outside the box a bit.

As long as people want to quickly and safely get from point A to point B, creative entrepreneurs will find a way to meet this demand.

Literally just fix it myself. And I'm not even a libertarian.

Call 311 and report it to the city and wait a week till the pot hole is filled

Commies wont steal our gas and vehicle taxes to buy trains instead of fixing roads.

Democrat purposly don't fix roads so they can beg for money.

Use my VTOL that I could afford thanks to the free market and not having to pay taxes, obviously.

>it's another "muh roads" thread

who pays the private companies then if not organized by the gov?

You're a delusional trip fag who thinks people would actually do shit by themselves when he's seen only evidence of the contrary.

Who's more irrelevant?

>people don't do things themselves
Spoken like a true NEET.

muh roads is really the dumbest thing you can say
i LIVE IN PETROLIA, CALIFORNIA
there hasnt been a caltrans (road repair) crew out to service my village of 400 people in 10 years. we're 200 miles away from the biggest city near us of 30,000 people, and what happens?
well, we live in one of the rainiest places in the united states, and very steep mountains next to the ocean, so the roads get eroded as fuck. what do we do? the community pitches in and helps eachother fill in the potholes with gravel when they get undriveable. it's really not that hard.

Wait for my neighbor to drive over it, causing a small piece of debris to land on my property violating NAP so I fire a TOW missile at his house

But this is in a libertarian utopia

We would fix it with out taxmoney.
libertarianism =/= anarcho capitalism

It doesn't matter because in the future we'll all have jetpacks.

Damn, I didn't know any Cred Forumslacks lived out there. I would have stopped and said hi but your town creeped me the fuck out

ha holy shit yes this town is full of cryptokikes from san francisco and fat women, but the old people here are pretty based desu, petrolia was settled in the early 1900s, which means that the grandparents of the old people today were the ones who drove out the indians, which triggers many of the new libs who come out to live here, but i think is pretty funny. im sure you know, literally every mother fucker here grows and smokes, so it draws a lot of dumbfucks, but i can really just ignore the 80 year old jews who live here and shitpost in peace.
the BEST thing about petrolia is that there is only one road in and one road out, and NO COPS, so it takes a really big habbening to bring one out here, and their response time is literally 2 and a half hours from Eureka. no rules no laws out here, and in california nonetheless

Not even a NEET. Everyday I go to work or to University I see nothing that tells me people would actually support a libertarian community. Read anything in the news and it'll confirm the same thing.

This isn't the 50s anymore John Smith. People don't just do shit for their country and community. Look around for once.

Same thing that happens now OP.

Nobody touches it for 6 months, and then suddenly it's filled.

I ended up out there after DUDE WEED Garberville, that was a weird trip. I was just driving trying to check out some places I have never been, you have some beautiful country and weird ass people out there.

Hire a black female transgendered SJW single mum muslim that owns a corporation that pays 0.2% tax per annum to fix it.

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You're confusing libertarian with anarchy dumbfuck

Libertarians still believe in law/order just with drastically reduced government influence socially and economically (similar to conservatives)

My understanding was that libertarians are socially very left but economically very right.

Hence

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I do things for people. I don't care what you or anyone else does, though I'd recommend not sinning.

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blame poor people

Almost all roads were built by private non-profit Turnpike Societies before the "progressive era."

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No, you can have libertarians who are socially left and some who are socially right.

If roads were privately owned I'maybe they wouldn't be so fucking bad. I'm told that I have to pay 30% in taxes because otherwise who would pay for water and roads but the government still can't pour concrete into a hold in the road.

Fix it myself with the abundance of money and time I have from the free market.

First thing I noticed was how it looks like it's shaped like South America lol.