Why is the German language so harsh, gross, and ugly? They even managed to ruin this beautiful song

Why is the German language so harsh, gross, and ugly? They even managed to ruin this beautiful song.

Beautiful versions:
youtube.com/watch?v=dhsy6epaJGs

youtube.com/watch?v=juqyzgnbspY

youtube.com/watch?v=6GsPLAslPIA

youtube.com/watch?v=Mx8s6ZACZFU


Ugly kraut noise:

youtube.com/watch?v=tjBCjfB3Hq8

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Mo7VPqNRqn0
youtube.com/watch?v=LieDB2SG5To
youtube.com/watch?v=d-fI6UG7X0A
youtube.com/watch?v=hkXHsK4AQPs
youtube.com/watch?v=7iSsVskUcfo
youtube.com/watch?v=FlSutkbp05w
youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
youtube.com/watch?v=HnWZnrkh3FI&index=3&list=PLwTvoHojCx3urOj8s-2mfWVXc2P-QseVi
youtube.com/watch?v=_Rcc7xgD2dM
youtube.com/watch?v=HnWZnrkh3FI
youtube.com/watch?v=C49NPmqEwK0
my.mixtape.moe/bfpzfm.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=ihNVhFA_X3I
youtu.be/YbK0q7Gc8ug
youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
youtube.com/watch?v=zLvL7a8Y0pI
youtube.com/watch?v=3p39ulIfnzc
youtube.com/watch?v=W_R7u5lOdUc
youtube.com/watch?v=haECT-SerHk
youtube.com/watch?v=L_vllylopAA
youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
youtube.com/watch?v=Mrk5skPpwAc
youtube.com/watch?v=W7Pv0toyWy8
youtube.com/watch?v=OtUn-Ccb-DU
youtube.com/watch?v=mCjLWzRUZik
youtube.com/watch?v=OOet3BZPMM8
youtube.com/watch?v=P6od3KMV9w8
youtu.be/WhPdVsoy3YY?t=2m54s
youtube.com/watch?v=jEIm3pe5wbA
youtu.be/WLtE_6csjRA?t=56m20s
youtube.com/watch?v=h0CnCbibWes
youtube.com/watch?v=NygJsSp6IEg
youtube.com/watch?v=sE1WoMocTlw
youtube.com/watch?v=0zDL4j9haQ0
youtube.com/watch?v=r6vmMzME7S0
youtube.com/watch?v=T1ThQF9buA0
youtu.be/p_mcyKFOEpg?t=1m6s
youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4
youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
youtube.com/watch?v=m5UX38J1UoU
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Because we like things to be precise and unambiguous.

So einfach ist das.

Its got nothing on Swedish.


youtube.com/watch?v=Mo7VPqNRqn0

>Italy

Luigi pasta pasta pronto

spagetti niggers

In day to day speak I agree with you, but German choirs sound incredible.

youtube.com/watch?v=LieDB2SG5To

German is not ugly, it's a meme. It's ugly only when it's spoken by angry, violent Germans, so probably around 70% of Germans

>nobody posting good german Music

youtube.com/watch?v=d-fI6UG7X0A

That's the weirdest example, what the fuck are you listening to?

the german one rhymes more than any of the other ones

you don't even have a version of the song, you are not allowed to answer

that picture is really upsetting for some reason

Yeah the German language is really disgusting
Listening to it hurts your ears

english :
youtube.com/watch?v=hkXHsK4AQPs

german:
youtube.com/watch?v=7iSsVskUcfo

t. swamp german

Really makes you think

youtube.com/watch?v=FlSutkbp05w
youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y

your version s just slightly better though

youtube.com/watch?v=HnWZnrkh3FI&index=3&list=PLwTvoHojCx3urOj8s-2mfWVXc2P-QseVi

youtube.com/watch?v=_Rcc7xgD2dM

We are not related to your ugly language
youtube.com/watch?v=HnWZnrkh3FI
This is how it is supposed to be

youtube.com/watch?v=C49NPmqEwK0
German sounds great, nothing harsh about it skettinigger. Smooth and precise

All of this sounds like utter shit.

my.mixtape.moe/bfpzfm.webm

same shit
all Germanic languages sound alike including English

I prefer it over Latin languages tbqh

anti-Semitism: the language

where did you see angry violent Germans Boris? the vast majority of Germans are numale faggots that make any Slav manlet look formidable

No man it's the best version
Dutch is the white man's language
You don't wanna be a shitskin right?

how to ruin a beautiful prayer
youtube.com/watch?v=ihNVhFA_X3I

and thats why you add 7 extra words in every sentence plus alot of "ge" and "zu"

Proper German music.

youtu.be/YbK0q7Gc8ug

>How germanic languages sound depends mostly on the spoken dialect
I am from Vienna and we sound like faggots.

As a Brit living near the Fin-Swe border, I concur, all Germanic languages sound best to me and so easy to learn.

youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE

I love the german language honestly. I wish I could learn it, I just need to find a good program and then someone who actually speaks it well.

German is beautiful. Especially Bavarian.

youtube.com/watch?v=zLvL7a8Y0pI

>Dutch is the white man's language

English is the White man's language.

t. someone from a nation with 195 million English speaking White people

Anglo's are not white

There Was a chinese version of this song and a chinese qt31415 dancing to it in her dorm or something. Anyone jas that version? It was kawaiiii as fuck but the youtube channel got deleted

>implying Nederlanders aren't just as similar to Anglos as the Irish are

"Ich muss den Krankenwagen in das Krankenhaus unter der Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung vorbei an den Sehenswürdigkeiten fahren!"

lol

don't be mean they are 60% white

Maybe Frisia niggers are
But real Dutchmen are not
But just as Anglo's, Frisians are not white

Dutch is to German what Danish is to Swedish and Norwegian.
You took German, added in some words and then decided to not articulate when speaking.

why do the other languages not sound like the actual sounds the animals make? At least english sounds, somewhat like what the sounds do.

Yeah your right there
I guess we should act like we like the US
Bullying a dying nation is cruel

Gezu Schnauze halten, bitte sehr.

American education everyone

Does the Swedish language even exist anymore?
Isn't it replaced by migrants

This.

"smooth" languages are the byproduct of a lazy degenerate society.

youtube.com/watch?v=3p39ulIfnzc

anyone else find OP music so catchy? i like it

>Anonymous (ID: J8+aTEl0) 09/25/16(Sun)19:56:57 No.90303776▶
>why do the other languages not sound like the actual sounds the animals make? At least english sounds, somewhat like what the sounds do.


doodle do...sure.

this isn't a thread about krauts, this is a stupid attempt to get views for a "beautiful" eurotrash song

No, they happily speak Swedish, not that what you said is an argument.

>germany
>major industrial power during ww2
>couldnt even gas the jews properly

>We are not related to your ugly language
>speaks a German dialect

t. I speak Nedderduuts/Lower German and can communicate with Dutchies across the border.

hebrew is an unironically beautiful language

What does Latvian sound like to baka gaijin?

youtube.com/watch?v=W_R7u5lOdUc

I've always thought it sounds too formal. It's very precise, but not gross sounding like German. It's kind of like talking on TV or radio at all times. Makes you sound like you have a stick up your ass.

>italy
>can't even hold our flanks
>surrenders asap to murricans

>not enjoying Helene Fischer and her beautiful German voice
>not enjoying Schlager in general

youtube.com/watch?v=haECT-SerHk

Germans are violent by nature, Slavs on the other hand are lighthearted by nature

This.
I don't even know how Hitler made it sound like a good language in his speech.
Fucking sußhumans.

...

>not enjoying Landser

youtube.com/watch?v=L_vllylopAA

A language usually reflect the people using it.

The French must be redditors then
> le le le le le

Lachen ohne laute xD

>Frisians are not white
Frisians are the Whitest Dutchmen of all.

You cannot escape your cousin across the channel.

Dutchmen that live near the German border are not true Dutchmen

Geh weg mit dem Österreicher Müll.

Boykottiert die Schluchtenscheißer bis der Anschluss vollzogen ist!

What is Latvia??

real german language before they fucked it up
DEUS VULT

youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

A white country

True, Friesen are the better Dutchies.

mix betwen slavic and nordic

Germanics win

Swedish is a beautiful language.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mrk5skPpwAc

OP never had a German girl talk dirty to him whilst fucking her. Trust me it's hot.

Friezen are nigger tier
Brabant master race

What's so funny?

I could not even name just one Latvian person tbqhwy, not even sure I could situate it on a map

Your language is a fucking meme, flatlander.

youtube.com/watch?v=W7Pv0toyWy8

Turn on CC.

youtube.com/watch?v=OtUn-Ccb-DU

Bonus from pure 100% aryan Christian artist Sebastian Stakset

Yeah, it's surprising they even teach you to write in the Mosques.

>germany
>wants to blitzkrieg Russia
>does not order winter equipment
>self kills thousands of germans, italians, hungarians, etc

Italy didnt have the manpower nor the industrial capacity to survive a war against both the allies and the commintern. Hitler shouldn't have broken the non aggression pact with Stalin and open up a two front war (D-Day) that not even germany could sustain

Germany at crimes against humanity again

They sure don't teach us about irrelevant people and irrelevant countries

italy is just shit, always was

>couldnt even gas the jews properly
Man this probably was the biggest mistake of Nazi Germany.
Literally no military sense in that, why couldn't they do their ideological shit after they won the war

you cant even accurately translate german scientific essays into english, it is just too specific.

this is one of the few things i can still be proud of today as a german - our beautiful language.

english has the advantage of being simple.

there are so many german words for which u would need whole sentences in english to describe them

u will never understand as a non native german (and maybe netherlands belgium swiss austria) and you dont have to. it okay as it is.

why not before the war?

how hard can it be to exterminate the untermensch anyway

>Swedish is a beautiful language.
No, it's fucking awful. I'd rather listen to Welsh and I hate Welsh.

youtube.com/watch?v=mCjLWzRUZik

Awful fucking language.

>muh cumrag
>muh ywdywdywydywdywydwyw the only words in our alphabet!

Look at that huge distance between the pronoun and infinitive. How ungainly.

>beautiful song
I think German is fine
youtube.com/watch?v=OOet3BZPMM8

Glorious.

The war couldn't be delayed, but the misuse and total waste of thousands of SS-troops could

>to demonstrate my point I post 5 robotic autotuned songs with non existential flow on shitty kids song about farm animals.
WEW LAD

>there are so many german words for which u would need whole sentences in english to describe them
Personally I dislike that, simplicity is key.

Frisian and Welsh give me brain pain.

The cadence of both languages makes my brain hurt.

Feels like I could understand them both if I just listened a little closer.

youtube.com/watch?v=P6od3KMV9w8

>there are so many german words for which u would need whole sentences in english to describe them
Same books in English are universally shorter.

I have about 7 roosters, some make a doo-doo sound yes.

but not the simplicity u find in other languagess so far, you are talking about a transcendental kind of simplicity which contains all of complexities

The French version is the best, by far.

That is the language of war.

Is that a Swedish documentary?

youtu.be/WhPdVsoy3YY?t=2m54s

>2:54

I'm german norwegian, like the person in the video.

Kek, that does actually sound a bit dutch. But only in sound. It's unintelligible otherwise.

youtube.com/watch?v=jEIm3pe5wbA

Yes we do that to (zu) improve the precision.
Also German being an semi-synthetic language allows to build all kinds of word constructions especially using modifiers like Ge-, Be-, Ver-, etc. and also the Latin and Greek modifiers

youtu.be/WLtE_6csjRA?t=56m20s

>56:20

I like it desu, it may be an uncommon opinion but i actually think it sounds rather beautiful. Italian sounds faggy and gay like all romance languages.

MAKE IT STOP

brit accents sound way faggier and gayer than italian, bro

youtube.com/watch?v=h0CnCbibWes

Song of eastern Prussia.

The german language is beautiful and calm. The italian one is harsh and sounds like someone is screaming

>
>t. swamp german
Den merk ich mir, Schluchtenscheißer.

The German cover is surprisingly good.
Many non-anglo countries used to do exactly what Cindy and Bert did before the public got a better grip on English.

Don't you have hohols to suck you bitch

>Rechtsrock
>Neonazi version of negroid music

youtube.com/watch?v=NygJsSp6IEg

I prefer that version

>Brabant
>Verrekte mongo

Simplicity is neat but pleb tier if it doesn't allow to express things as deeply and thats the case in this scenario.

Ich bin Inbetriebnehmer, ich knecht hier.

is it wrong that i thoroughly enjoyed the german version. 34 white male here.

German can sound beautiful. Songs translated into German might have trouble, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=sE1WoMocTlw

Migrants won't get any job if they refuse to speak the native language. No one will hire cucks who rely on broken English on a daily basis.
That's what we do here at least...

Agreed so much.
Ugly ass language

this
French and Italian are the best sounding languages desu

Italy was the outcome of centuries of abuse from Spain, Austria (HRE) and France. You also forget that Italy is only 150 yo and got completely unified during ww1. Italy simply didn't have the manpower, the industry (only the North-West and near Venice was industrialized) nor the resources (if only we knew about libyan oil...) to sustain such a massive war effort. Moreover, the combination of Germany declaring war on the USSR and most of all Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor is what put the Axis power in disadvantage and opened up a two front war. If it wasn't for Japan, the Axis could have won against Russia and the massive resources gathered there would have fueled the German-Japanese warmachine, and could have lead to the invasion of the USA.

Hitler litterally should have enslaved the jewish population and use it as industrial work-force and make it work to death like the soviets did to their political oppositors

>'I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse' (Charles V)

Says the one who sounds like they have a peg over the nose whenever they speak.

Old English is the best language. That and Northern English accents.

Everything sounds ugly compared to French. I can't think of a more elegant sounding language.

>English still hasn't got a word for schadenfreude
Meanwhile all other non-anglo languages have it, including my own.

True that

youtube.com/watch?v=0zDL4j9haQ0

youtube.com/watch?v=r6vmMzME7S0

youtube.com/watch?v=T1ThQF9buA0

french really is one of the most gorgeous languages
italian is also pretty nice

>German
>harsh ugly
Choose one.
It's strict. Order has different level of beauty standard than your shitty perverted version of Latin. Hochdeutsch is one of the most beautiful language ever has existed.

French sounds like absolute ass. It's like choking a frog.

>Implying a single Jew was killed in a 'gas chamber'

Wew lad

youtu.be/p_mcyKFOEpg?t=1m6s

Schadenfreude has been an English word for a while now. Check in a dictionary if you like.

French sounds like a deaf down syndrome retard choking on a cock.

You should've just used the direct translation: harm-delight.

>there are so many german words for which u would need whole sentences in english to describe them


That occurs all the time with languages. Even more so when you get in to slang.

See: Bodge.

NORMIES OUT

GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD

Make it 'harm-glee' and you retain the Germanic root by using Saxon words.

I think that has more to do with the kind of people who speak it

We would usually be more inclined to use the Latin or Greek translation then Anglicise that.

And it sounds hilarious.

Here.
Nena - 99 Red Balloons
youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4
Nena - 99 Luftballons
youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
Tell me with a straight face that the English version is better.

At least Germans had the decency to make a language where you pronounce all the letters

But this in changing slowly.

Especially in northern Germany people tend to soften word endings.

this

Well, time to fire up the ovens, Hans.

It's always time for that. You know how our minister of inner affairs said that Germany should be proud for all the people who are full of energy are coming to Germany?
They also have the Energiewende and switched to renewables. Guess if they just burn the fugees..

All kidding aside, I hope I get to see the German go full nazi in my lifetime. I actually believe there's a chance.

why work when you get wellfare monies for free no matter what language you speak?

shit
and
shit

How's 8th grade treating you, sport?

youtube.com/watch?v=m5UX38J1UoU

>implying

it depends on the genre
youtube.com/watch?v=Z-odJU9Hris