Trump Clinton Prep Thread

pep. extra sauce.

Order Chinese or get some decent burgers and frozen custard from Freddy's

baguette, cheese and saucisson + wine

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When does it start?

>freddys
Muh nigga

I'm stuck with a lousy mobile device until the 1st. Any confirmed streams?

whiskey & nuts

I have class :(
I'm considering turning off all social media, news cites, and Cred Forums on Tuesday like those guys that try to go as long as they can without knowing who won the Superbowl.

Trump is going to get rekt. Fuck Trump and anyone who disagrees with me.

There's a locally/family owned BBQ place near my house here in Jax, FL (Trump signs in their parking lot). Great people, great food. Gonna get takeout & watch the liberal butthurt.

nigga, i ain't staying up until 4am to watch a wig beat up an elderly woman

Me? I'm serving crab legs.

When does it begin tomorrow? I can't find the exact hour anywhere.

b8 harder faggot

9:00 P.M. EST

Seeing how I like painal and forced anal porn, I'll probably spend the whole time fapping because of the anal raping that Hillary will get

Can't watch the debate. Already out of breath with a fast heart rate just with anxiety. So scared of him losing, Hillary winning the election may kill me

Gonna get up nice and early tomorrow at around five and get my day done early. Probably gonna get some of the herbal Jew for the debate

Yeah, sure see you there faggot

I already called off from work and arranged a dominos delivery of several apps and pizzas. I will also be oven roasting a turkey

There will be online streams, right?

I also hope you have your memes ready lads.

Im going to a gathering at my richfag friend house

>How will you watch the debate?
Naked. The only way to watch it.

Ordering a pizza, skype call with a friend or two, and of course shitposting here you you fine fellows.

try C-SPAN

hot-dogs

Luckily for me i have nightshift this week so i can watch that gem.

Where is your MAGA hat, patriot?

Wtf?

in how many hours from now does it start?

that reminds me i need to buy popcorn. it's going to be the absolute best.

Probably with coffee given it airs at 1 am here.

mein google

holding my dick

with trump voodoo doll and a bunch of needles

When and where can i watch it?

will it be streamed?

pretty funny

I'm on a diet you shitlord. All I'll have is 450 calories worth of popcorn I measured out. It's actually quite a bit, almost a full mixing bowl.

F

I'll be watching it with Burger King. Here is my shopping list...

>Three 10 piece nuggets w/ BBQ
>Large Fries
>2 original chicken sandwiches
>2 rodeo burgers

I think I'm going to get some BK and McDonalds right now actually.

hahahah faggot

a nice yummy pizza? can you get those over there?

I probably won't watch. It's going to be a huge cringe fest. Plus I would probably just be pissed at the moderators the whole time anyway. Don't need the stress.

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I got fucking sick yesterday which is just perfect

Can't really get drunk or eat snacks.

Hah!

I'm thinking I'll prepare a beautiful steak I got from the butcher

>chinks

>1-armed chink

>missing an arm

This webm is strange on so many levels

not even once

do you think he ate his own arm for a dare, or did someone else eat it?

"I'll be eating crow with a side of bitterness and drinking my tears"

how bout i wont because i know they'll both be utter shitheads without a single creative, n

Support Hillary And Ruin Trump!

At least he has the decency to kill it before eating it.

YEE

filtered

Support Hillary A Real Team!

Support Hillary America's Right Time!

>9:00 P.M. EST
Okay, so thats 2am Wednesday morning here in the UK.

>mfw that is one plate
>mfw he has three more to do

If you're not prepping tendies you're doing it wrong

I've already bought the crab legs. It's going to be great.

It'll be on 2am our time so I'll probably get up around 5am to watch it. Tea and toast.

DELET THIS

C'mon guys let's start getting Hillary supporters to meme shart into reality.

Support Hillary for World War 3!

TUNING IN WITH ALEX JONES FROM MY FRONT LINE BATTLE POSITION WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY AND KEK STATUE.

NO DRUGS

NO ALCOHOL

NO CIGARETTES

Alone.

:(

Dumbfuck we have ID's here

Wew

with shadilay looping in the background

On my couch with my senpai of Trump supporters. We're waiting for Hillary to get stumped hard (and maybe even shit herself on international television kek). Gonna be comfy, I'll keep a tab open with you Cred Forums.

>Chips and dip/Beer sales are skyrocketing as we speak

Gin.
I'm going to drink 3 Martinis, have a Rare Steak, and laugh with my daughter at how bad Hilary gets destroyed.

Then I'm going to go to bed and go to work the next morning because I have a job as I'm not a Democrat.

Dumping shill house addresses from last nights dump

Do them bodily harm if you are close

Like this

>implying you wont be watching it with all your Cred Forums bros

Ive been invited to watch it with a small group and declined so that I can hang out with you fags

Well that just about covers everything we weren't talking about...

in how many hours does it start?

I'm going to take every type of hostess cakes product in the grocery store, I am going to take one item of each and combine them all together into a ball. I am then going to cover it in olive oil.

Enjoy!

May I save that?

pls stop

I hope they at least pay you to waste your time here

Since you are here though, do you want to hear our side or just put your fingers in your ears and say "lalalalala"

youtube.com/watch?v=9Eyt4ZZKJ1M

Also kill yourself you newfag

I invited my liberal friend

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Dumbass, it's the acronym.

>dumbass
>(You)

Come watch it at my place user

Fuckin flags mang...

In my personal IMAX theater with 3D glasses and eating crab legs and caviar

'go 'zza

Here you are

Ita going to be streamed via Facebook Twitter and all major news networks.

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are you fat or what?

I don't have strong intenet so I will drive to the next town sit at a train stop an watch with the free WLAN
Press F :'(

>several apps
>pizzas
>whole turkey
God bless America, long live PresidentTrump

I forgot link...

variety.com/2016/digital/news/free-streaming-clinton-trump-debate-tv-1201869860/

There will be several news websites hosting streams, and Facebook and Twitter will have the ABC News stream. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE TO MISS THIS ANONS WATCH IT LIVE!!!

when did his life turn to shit
he looked like a cool guy =(

Tipper didn't release his Chakra enough?

You shouldn't keep bottles near food, they are toxic

Skipping my first day of college to watch the debate
parents call me retarded but oh well, Trump speaks to me on a spiritual level

did you know she played drums for Grateful Dead a few years ago lol

****

Aw yeah, can't wait to teach these cunts a lesson

Dude just stop, you're making wnists and everyone else here look bad. Go ask your mom for a dictionary and have her look up "acronym." Then look up reading comprehension skills and finally context. And please stop calling people newfags. Only newfags do that shit. You're just embarrassing.

Tomorrow when i get home. Not live. With a bag of chips.

Newfag

Also
>Dude

Fuck off normies get the fuck out of our board of peace

Forgot to mention might not want to open that image or your boss might have to suicide you ^)

Good luck in life shill you'll need it now

I'd give her the 6" special if you know what I mean.

Nachos, Dip, Coke, Chicken Nuggets, Burgers.

can't wait for it.

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Hillary can't stand up for 90 minutes so we already know there's going to be shenanigans. This isn't even to mention Bill Clinton's rape victims sitting in the front row

it's like a pollock painting of culinary garbage

how many hours from now until the debates?

And your a shit troll.
>"NEWFAG NORMIE REE HERP DERP KEK ZOZ XD"
You're not even doing it right.

If I get a Bingo I'll import a MAGA hat.

Don't forget your official Cred Forums bingo score card.

>You're not even doing it right.

ill say

What's the exact time of the debate?

2am our time apparently

>her

Gonna marinate some chicken legs and get some lil smokies + BBQ sauce in a crockpot, chips, popcorn, and a few nice beers to top it all off.

Reminder Hillary asked to be on a 2nd stage in case she collapses they can cut the feed.

tfw i have work next day but im watching it anyway

lots of apples
apple pie
apple juice
I have too many apples anons

I can watch gore, cartel and ISIS execution videos and see the most horrific pornography known to man and occasionally laugh at it, but seeing pizza abbreviated like that triggers me to no end.
Do I have autism?

bullshit

Some hot wings, fries, and soda with my friends. The perfect evening.

>mfw I'm leaving tomorrow for 5days
>mfw they don't have internet connection there, it's that far up the mountains, covered in forests
I seriously don't know how I'm going to survive the tension m80s

Also anyone got a stream or will we have to wait for it to be uploaded to youtube?

I'm really hoping they stream it on twitch like they did with the gop convention. That'd be great.

No. You're just an edgy teenage boy

Every single news website will have a stream. Facebook and twitter will have a stream. Pick one.

on a stream with the rest of you deplorable faggots.

Im trying to lose weight so I probably won't be snacking. I'll smoke a bowl though.

with my college republican group, its like 2 other guys, and 20 single trump-fus

As much as want to see Shillary have a seizure and collapse live on prime-time Murrican TV I'm not staying up until 4am or whatever to watch it.

I work nights so I won't have a chance until the following day. I'll be checking Drudge periodically I guess.

Guess I can't get anything past you. Musta been those pesky IDs nobody but you knew about...

God you're fucking retarded, have they started recruiting single mothers for CTR?

Im thinking pizza.

What should go on it?

Pizzahut
Papa
Dominos
Ceasar

Might even wip out some soda that isnt diet. Splurge a bit.

OH, FUCKIN POPCORN TOO

Anybody that wants a stream with chat I'll be streaming the debate. Usually we stream movies, come say hi.

bretty
good
dot
com

When does it start?
And can someone translate it to EU time?

Little caesers, 2 liter of cola, and a fifth of vodka.
It's lonely here :(

That's actually quite hypnotic.

>getting shitty chain pizza for such a special occasion
Get some of the good local shit.

Tuesday morning 4AM GMT+2

it will be 3am for you hans

My college republicans is having a debate watch party

>Still, after all this, has zero fucking clue wtf is going on

I doubt I can watch it for sanity sake. Will listen to music and watch Cred Forums play by play instead

did I just see you on /ck/? you got mad at some OP because it was the last word of his post.

Without pants on in the dark with my hand firmly around my patriotism as Trump destroys Hillary.

>03:00 AM Central European Time

looks like i am going to have a long afternoon sleep to watch hillary shart and spazz out live

thanks user

Go back to tumblr faggot bait is just that, bait

And why don't you ask your mum Google

in my jammies, eating frozen meat lasagna from Aldi

I'm the president of the College Republicans at my school and we're hosting a big viewing party.

>brettygud
Fuck off niggers

I'm really scared he will fuck this up.

This is the one thing where they can kill him.

He has the right spirit but every time he opens his mouth theres a solid chance he'll say something terribly stupid.

You have to believe in the Don, everything is up to him now. Kek is in his pond, all is right with the world.

there is a higher chance of shillary collapsing

Nice.

To anyone who's interested, I made a list of over 100 debate possibilities to use in custom bingo cards. Feel free to add your own.

print-bingo.com/card-design/msr5e

Does that mean it's going to happen in a few hours? Or the next night?

Where do you live senpai

I´m going to provide extra pillows for my bed.
Let my two cats into the bed to pet them.
Buy a wide arrangement of snacks and various cherry flavoured fizzy drinks.

I feel for you

Germany reporting in, can somebody point me a link where I can watch it and the time in non-freedom timezone?
If there are any debates, I am still expecting something to happen, like a violent protest blamed on Trump supporters so that Shillary doesnt have to face her end

I can try.
Alot of the local places shutdown thanks to the chain shit.

I used to have a place i would call up everyweek.

They knew my name and address. Every time i called. They loved me as a regular.

Then the number got disconnected.

It took a month for me to realize what happened. The local bros lost.

But you have a point. Ill try local even if its twenty-five minutea away.

>Ca...can I come to-o?

here

should be on any us news station

I want to impregnate those tits

+1

1862

I live in a college city where most of the local pizza places either only sell by the slice or are too retarded to have a working ordering system. Some are so stupid they can't even scan their menu and put it online with a call number. A lot of local places are just too stupid to survive as a business a lot of the time.

jeee, no wonder all americans are obese.

That guy already lost his arm from testing lord Kek. What a dumbass, he is going to die this time.

I'm going to dress my wife up like Hillary Clinton, dye my hair blonde, put on a suit, and thrust extra hard every time Trump beats Hillary in a dialogue point. When I come, I'm shouting "Make America Great Again!"

pic related
plus some liquid jew from Bell's
too comfy

>How will you watch the debate?

With my Jeb! guac bowle full of his disgusting brown slop recipe guac.

It's the only true way.

College-ruled notebook. Multi-colored pen.

Need to take adequate notes as I'm on a panel with the goys from the Official Cred Forums Skype group. I might head out for some Mac Tonight afterwards.

is this on tonight?, what time in the uk can i watch this?

I'm going to be watching the Falcons/Saints game. I'll be too nervous to watch the debate. I'll probably just read the Cred Forums thread.

I'm going to have to watch it at uni. Since I have a class just before it starts. I will probably bring a traditional American meal of chips and coke.

it's tomorrow, I bet you 6 gorillion shekels someone in Cred Forums will have a livestream going.

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Are gooks human?

Eat diet coke and mcdonalds thats what (((Trump))) eats every day

I plan to be drunk.

>How will you watch the debate?
Elegantly. My butler Jeeves has a smashing dinner/dessert menu planned.

We're spending $50 on Taco Bell 12-packs and flushing one taco down the toilet every time Mexico is mentioned.

That along with lots of drinking.

Infowars is streaming it.

whose got the BINGO cards?

>tfw alex jones is calling the debate like a wwe commentator

my body is ready

Three of my lads with maga hats on. Im bringing chips,dips, popcorn and soda, then we're ordering a pizza. Its gonna be yuuuuge.

Asked my friends if they were excited

My commiefornian friend thinks Trump's gonna get his ass handed to him.

I figured it was for the best that I watch the deb8 from the comfort of my own home, also I can shitpost on Cred Forums live this way too.

I'm on the fence about listening to Scott Adam's live commentary.

>one armed man

he looks identical to Ryan Gosling damn

Tfw im ordering from a god tier local pizza restaraunt

We dont got any local places unfortunately. Meaning well have to settle with dominos.

and bill hicks

>Lights go out
>Music starts playing
>Jill and Aleppo man enter WWE style and bring their podiums

What time does the debate start UK time, friends?

looks awesome, I want that

Florida BBQ everyone, it makes Arkansas BBQ look good

Theme

youtube.com/watch?v=JxDcxrI8vBU

I'll be high as fuck with some friends

anyone know if this is being broadcast in the uk too?

There will be streams.

Maximum cuck

this is what I'm getting
4 hotdogs
1 extra large poutine
2 cheesburger
16 Rolling Rocks beer

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I can turn this into a drinking game. perfect

He pretty much is a wrestling manager. The way he egged on Chunk and Roger Stone was perfect.

The debate will be in the early morning hours here in Germany, so no, I won't watch it live. I hope to find it in full on Tuesday on YT.

youtu.be/suCZjO26iqk

She's upping the ante, eh?

As for the OP's question, I'm going to have to miss it and watch it later. Hopefully VoD's will be ready at 11pm monday.

Pizza, some beer and my official Cred Forums bingo plate.

drinking beer with family :3

(OP) #
>When Hillary loses, the Reddit and Tumblr tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent glory that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads (reddit) and rage posts (tumblr), and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.
>I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million fedoras and landwhales cry out in itty bitty we wuz khangz/religion of peace penis fury simultaneously.
>They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the neo-Nazis had pulled a fast one on them.
>"We will riot!" They will say. "World War Three!" “American Holocaust!" they will cry.
>Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything
>But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their Queen, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the back stabbing traitor who lost to Pepe the Frog. The entire nation KNOWS that Trump is a loud mouthed asshole, that he’s practically bathed in the tears of millions of spics and liberals, and his administration will surely be mired in every offensive thing he’s ever spewed. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Hillary. After all his bullshit, his bigotry, his racism, they STILL see Trump as being superior to Hillary. When the denizens of Reddit and Tumblr come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.
>I need to fap.
Praise kek

A good healthy steak dinner followed by drinking and shitposting

Fucking animal.

Fuck yourself leaf

Ah I knew what was coming still I clicked.

Burs? The fugg m8

Listening to the live The Daily Shoah coverage while sitting in a chatroom getting drunk. Good stuff.

Kill yourself degenerate

Probably BBQ up some ribs and drink whiskey while watching it live and shit posting here.

Jealous I get the God Emperor and you get some turbo cuck?

Trump will deport your kind to where you belong.

Try

Is that all you got? He's going to deport me?

Lmao try harder leaf. I thought your lot were supposed to be good at shitposting.

does she have feminine penis?

the chinese are teh enemies of kek?

wallpaper paste?

do you really have to ask?

madman

well spotted

thursday

>leaf
>good at shit posting

this is what weed does to your brain.

Bottle of smirnoff watermelon and popcorn
>Inb4 google

> smirnoff watermelon

You better have a vagina

Fug u m8

Me and about 8-10 of me and my dad's friends will hunker down in my basement, get drunk, and cheer the God Emperor as if we are watching a sports game

Pls be in MA

Cred Forums should have a state meet up

Close I'm in CT

What the fuck

No one gives a shit about you. OP was talking to Americans, you know, real people who matter.

I hate Slippy too but damn

I'm ready. Picked this up today.

Best before December 2012

Quite jelly desu

Sorry but the debate is longer than a minute.

Well shit. Now i gotta go get some

>bacon & pepperoni pizza rolls
>6 pack
Breaking my keto, but fuck it.
MAGA

When is the debate happening?

in how many hours?

I will be asleep its on at like 3 in the morning and I have class

why couldn't you faggots put it on Saturday like normal people

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Spaghetti n Meatballs with Breadsticks. Gonna get fucked up off some sangria.

Two of my buds are coming over and we're gonna watch it in the basement, with my Mom and Dad. (I live at home for now, saving up for house).

We're gonna get some Papa Murphys pizza and knock back a few cold ones.

Pretty comfy.

>mfw we're all Trump supporters

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The title of this thread makes me realize why they try to call him Drumpf. Even the debate name is already winning
>Not even tired of winning

> GETTING COMFY!

>all these people talking about stuffing their fucking faces while watching TV

You can fuel your car or have a drink.

With a beer in one hand and my laptop in my lap to study the GRE with I tune in and out

Got popcorn at the ready, gonna watch on tv and shitpost in threads vigorously

That sounds so fun.

>Small text

Sierra Leone

I'm on a cruise ship. Debate wasn't originally on the schedule, but I talked to the cruise director and now it's going to be shown in the biggest lounge onboard.

He said there will be special drinks too, so I will be having one of those and probably posting here from my travel laptop

newgrounds.com/portal/view/679224

I'll probably make a thread on /ck/ about my meal for the debates desu.

that shit is legit

BANE?

Good luck on diet MAGA

none of my best friends like trump so ill probably watch it in my basement with beer in hand

this guy knows what up

With some curly wurly's and irn-bru

PROLLY WILL ORDER A LARGE CHICKEN PIZZA FROM PIZZAHUT.

AND I'LL ORDER THE FIZZY JEW (FANTA) FOR THE SPECIAL OCCASION

A Chicago Za while watching 2 New York Candidates debating

P A T R I C I A N

By having a random case of pneumonia that i have (((no idea))) where it came from.

gonna
>snuggle up in bed
>watch it on live stream
>Cred Forums open in another tab
>get drunk
>eat some god-tier food/candy

I was invited to 3 watch parties, but none of them sound as good as this

>Birthday tomorrow
>Plan on going around getting free food to go.

Subhuman animal, devouring a descendant of our lord. He will get his.

He was a good squid. What a rotten way to die.

Moving across country in my unessiliary huge RV, i should be in Arizona by tommorow , I'll get cozy in my captains chair to watch the mauling and MSM chimpout

Most likely I'm going to order some local pizza, get some Diet Coke and watch a livestream on the huge TV at our house with Cred Forums in another tab.

feels good

edgy

Will be watching on CSPAN

Will also have Scott Adams live stream on the side on periscope open for his great bantz (he's also now on the Trump train)

Will also be insanely drunk. Gonna eat some fish and fries, drinking some mixed drinks, probably starting with a Ceasar vodka cocktail, drink a few of those, move onto a slightly harder gunfire Rum cocktail, and finish with some hard whiskey, maybe a Nixon or an old fashioned, whatever hits me as I'm mixing at the bar while Hillary barks at me from the computer speakers.

It's gonna be a great night.

how's the meme market acting in expectation of the debate? what are the meme speculators doing?

fuckin hell, dats yuuuuge

chekkerinoed

>Scott Adams live stream on the sid
always liked dilbert, but he seems to spout some strange bullshit re free will etc

LINGUISTIC

KILL

SHOT