Why France is the best country ever?

too bad it is all crumbling down and parts will go to shits. nogs are there to stay and take over.

this is the beginning of the end for France . rip

I would fucking LOVE to say you're wrong.

Aussi
>C'est possible pour Marion Le Pen être le président
>Mon pays ne sera jamais un président mignon
>la vie est souffrance

They aren't. They have a shitty highway system.

You are right after Sweden on cucked spectrum.

hows your tax rates?

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TAKBIIIIIIIIIR

>Have the best army of Europe
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
>Country with the biggest history
I would argue that China or Egypt is the country with the biggest history
>We have/had francophone country in every continent
Lies, you had no such thing in Antarctica.
>We were the center & origin of the christianism
Wtf? I think Rome is the center of Christianity and Christianity originated in the middle east. Also what is christianism?? what a gay homemade word.

Yeah my friend, our country used to be one of the most beautiful, but, nowadays, Paris is shit, french culture is remplaced by """""american"""" culture, government is shit, too many muslim in suburbs, too many leftists, there isn't a pride of being french because rap and kebab, etc...

Unfortunately Hans is right.
Our country is currently in a shitty state and everything ours ancestors accomplished won't matter if we don't take our country and culture back.

This is what the average Frenchman (Algerian in reality) thinks.

Don't forget about Germany.

>We were the center & origin of the christianism
Wha? It was Romans who made Christianity their state religion thus legitimizing it, so that's more of an Italian thing

You were the center & origin of the fedora tipper revolution, not that it's necessarily a bad thing of course

That said I don't dislike France but it's certainly nowhere near the best country in Europe

No they have both Président and Roquefort. Two top tier cheeses

France has open and friendly people with an A+ police force that keeps being shat on by everybody. Very welcoming when i was there for Euro 2016 but I always said if i was there I'd drop into the Saint-Denis area to pay my respects.

Dieu et mon droit

>when half of your coat of arms is the symbol of the country you hate.

>Lies, you had no such thing in Antarctica.
We have la Terre d'Adélie

>country with the biggest history
In history per year, USA wins.
In overall history, China wins....

Touche..

>Implying it's not our symbol.

You are right about the Roman Empire and OP doesn't really seem to know what he is talking about.
Unless he was speaking about Clovis and Charlemagne who unified and spread christianism across the country.

vocaroo.com/i/s0eKcGAwyfxY

>Idk much about euro powers and shit so say anything. I could Google it but I'm too lazy and watching American Dad
>ONE of the TEN
>I'd argue that India has the biggest history
>objectively beautiful. Personally I don't like it.
>thanks
>the first iconic symbol of the US was our flag made by Betsy Ross, i think
>good for you
>Christianity. Also, no.

How does it feel to other Europeans that we are so much superior that we make our own 100% french aircrafts.

While they had to joint all their scientists and engineers to make a weaker aircraft than the Rafale?

DESIGNATED PRAYING MATS.

Vivre-ensemble race maitresse

Name a Renault or Citroen that could compete against BMW or Mercedes at similar pricing.

Reminder that Europe wouldn't be white if it wasn't for France's victory at Tours.

>Clovis and Charlemagne
I know too little about French history to comment on that

I only know Napoleon was a great man who took a stand against British jewry

>meet French girl
>fall in love
every time

France is great, but the question is what is it becoming?
What do tourists really eat in France? Apart shit made for tourists? So much muricans, chinese, japanese.. eating fake food at gold price...

Shopping = is that even an activity?

Military stuff = we must obey NATO; Obama told us what to do and who to kill for the last wars we participated in

Maybe Europe will stand a chance to build something proud and strong, but right now i feel like France is fucking dying, with our debt puting us on the verge of... what happened to Greece.

And don't get me started with the forced mixity and the french girls who are so fucking entitled...

Still a great country to live in, i admit, because one can eat well, and the variety of landscape => skying, sea & sun...
good wine...

This post is so unbelievably sad. Like your grandfather, who has gone senile and incontinent, is telling you haphazardly of the experiences of his youth while shitting himself in a decrepit nursing home.

>at similar pricing
You had to add it?

You have to accept that we're the most superior m8, we are already creating lasers that can generate energy

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_Mégajoule

Bungundy?
why?

France has a great history and the USA appreciates it's efforts during our Independence War. However what is currently happening to France is the fault of its own people and leaders and is very sad.

I went to mcdonalds in Paris, because I couldn't find a proper restaurant in the city. I bet in other cities the restaurants must be like Flanders.

>Have the best army of Europe
yeah don't forget Hitler next to the Eiffel tower
>Country with the biggest history
while the Egyptions,greeks, persians and romans were creating civilization you were Anglo Saxxon barbarians that didn't have a unified language, culture or country
>We have/had francophone country in every continent
lol Antarctica
>We were the center & origin of the christianism
Christianity originated in the middle East and spread in Rome
stop being arrogant you french cucks and go let the nogs sow their black seeds in your inferior genes. Long Live Iran

I know that feel.

>tfw no cute French gf with short hair who smokes and hates life.

;_;

Ehh..
>We were the center & origin of the christianism
No? You are the center & origin of fedoras.

>best army of Europe
>wants to surrender it to the EU

KEKS.

>be French
>get ran over

>Military stuff
We're most powerful army in EU with most nukes, and if Trump wins say bye bye to Nato

>our debt puting us on the verge of... what happened to Greece.
Murica debt is 15 trillion or some shit, you clearly don't understand how economics work

>And don't get me started with the forced mixity and the french girls who are so fucking entitled.

We're still 86%, so you're just making a big deal of it

Because Burgundy used to be our property. The old coat of arms is still present in the knight's hall of our government building

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The Duke of burgundy had control over the Netherlands for a period of time i believe , so maybe that's why.

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Before WW2 they were very brave. And in WW2 only new tactics of germans was the reason of defeat.

W-What is that?

Why is Denmark so butthurt? Are they competing with India and ourselves now?

Its american education

>this triggers the Frenchie

Kingdom of France is rightful English clay.

United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland, and France, when?

You're so tolerant and anti-islamophobic.

You do know it's the other way around right?

The duchy of Holland, Flanders, and Brabant used to be under personal union under the Duke of Burgundy(Philip the good).

The gold star, I mean.

Never give up the fight France. You can be an independent and strong country again one day soon!

Fight for a better tomorrow!

>biggest history
KEK

I always wonder if that in the future history looks back at Europe as a bunch of disunited tribes that were easily conquered because they could not cooperate against a large external force.

Then I remember that Germany France and the UK want to cooperate in replacing us all with muslims and I think it would be for the better if Europe was conquered.

>Don't forget you typed all that in ENGLISH!
It's an anglo board, crétin.

>And your cheese is SHIT!
UK is not qualified to talk about cheese. Really not.

Creve, fils de pute

He is a winner

It's the battle in which the Franks led by Charles Martell defeated The Muslims armies invading from spain, saving Europe from muslim invasion.

>country with the biggest history

>have the best army in europe
>an army that has thousands of years of experience in surrendering
:^)

>centre of christianity

Shut the FUCK up, Pierre.

I got Cred Forums gold

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Well, not my problem you are shit at history and Fucking asked. shitty english education at its best. france bought civilization to England. without Norman invasion, you guys would a fucking celtic shithole.

*saxon shithole

same here.

>he's eternally buttblasted that his soldier chimpanzees keep on surrendering
Might as well change your flal to a pure white one, it'll fit you better.

*flag

Such high energy! Here's a suggestion: use this energy against the mudslimes invading our countries

Retards, the lot of you. Still arguing about History and not able to see the imminent future. Kill yourselves.

France fucking sucks. Went there for school lived alongside a ghetto for asylum seekers.
>i have never dreamed as much as I have now
>all of my dreams involve rounding up friends to reclaim Europe
>not as fun as you'd think it's a nightmare
Tl;Dr I would never recommend going to France, don't even learn the language: biggest mistake of my life

Pussy

T'es soulant... T'es une putain d'AW

>pierre under a proxy desperately trying to hold on to his surrendering chimpanzees
It's only banter mate, there's no need to have your Skittles rattled.

The pound is worth more than the dollar and the euro so we have the better economy.

One of the countless examples.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z9pyFjZTc5Q

Vote for her!!!!

>because I couldn't find a proper restaurant in the city
You could have just googled a restaurant near you on your phone or asked a local for one if you really wanted fine dining. Your story doesn't add up, and I'm betting you were just in the mood for some cheap greasy shit to scarf down while high, drunk, or suffering from a hangover.

I always visit McD if I'm jonesing for a Big Mac and I don't think there's any need to make excuses for it.

Does "Croatia" is a real country?

kek

Yes it is. But that means we defeated our enemies right ?

French believe in free trade anyone who believes in it is stupid.

Who's that?

>Does is
French education

>Croatia
Come on now, I'm only addressing fellow Europeans

>We were
good point

I think restaurants in France aren't as visible as in the Netherlands. We often eat outside here, and I don't think it's the same as in France.

TRAITOR

Marion Maréchal-Le Pen

Gets me every time. I think it was an american user on Cred Forums who posted it.

Blue eyes + ear piercing, debunked a thousand times, etc...

fuck

How?

I'm Russian under a proxy, and as proofs:
Ecли ты cвoю cтpaнy нaзывaeшь "мoгyчeй", пoчeмy y тeбя coлдaты-шимпaнзe вceгдa cдaютcя?
You gave me a (You), so I replied.

>BAC S SPE MATHS MENTION TRES BIEN

TOPKEKK

Filips de Goede made the Netherlands the core area of his "empire". The federal government was in Brussels, so you shouldn't imply we were just his "colony".

>this pic
>debunked thousands of times
Kill yourself muhammad

>flag confirms shit taste of this poster

France is like a country for women, if you got a group of 100 white women together and had them design a country it would look like modern France. Sorry Frenchbros but I think all your good men died in the wars and theres nothing left but cowards and cucks. Maybe there are like 0.1% good men left but they are not enough to have any significant impact on your Country.

>he doesn't know about the pope that resided in Avignon
At some point Rome became centre of christianity again when we decided it was time to go to secularism.

>he didn't go for a glorious bac L to improve his understanding of the world
Tuez-moi maintenant.

Oh France,

>one of the most beautiful language
>one of the most redpilled militaries
>top women
>redpilled energy industry (nuclear)
>beautiful landscape and cities, althought the cities are infested with niggers.
>top economy
>top cuisine
>top style/fashion even if its a bit gay
>arrogant as fuck, but at least they dont hide it like others
>learn to english for Allahs sake

Too bad they are so bluepilled (is it the women) when it comes to islam and foreigners. Are you really that resentful for the colonisation of Africa that you let them fuck you in the ass like that?

What happened to the Gauls?

Avignon was the territory of the pope and it had nothing to do with the state of France.

ok dat is allemaal leuk en aardig, maar dat is een alsof een Amerikaan zegt dat Groot-Brittanie van hem was.

>what is lingua franca

I've never been to France so I wouldn't know, but I guess that makes sense. A lot of restaurants in Finland have their whole menu posted beside their entrance so you know exactly what you're going to get, I guess that's not universal

How's that kapsalon thing I always hear stoners who visited Amsterdam yammer on about?

blyat
guys, i'm not every time on /pol
i came from the glorious 18-25
>BAC L TOP KEK
>Cette filière poubelle
TOPKEK+

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Because it showed the King's claim to the French throne. It wasn't a national flag and was more an insult towards the French. Learn some history.

>says the leaf
still trying to figure out what to do with your shitty province that neither france nor canada want

>Montréal

TABERNACLE

because your king was a French rape-baby lol

>a mixture of Italian with French, Greek, Arabic, and Spanish, formerly used in the eastern Mediterranean.
>Arabic
>formerly
mate...

>fpbp
>leaf
>mindfucked

I agree

but those damn socialist Wallonians are retarded as fuck please take them back

And Americans are supposed to be the retarded ones. Currency doesn't work like that.

>not knowing about French alcoholism
>not knowing about fucking canadian exchange students all day erryday
It's not as feminine as you think it is

I think he was baiting honestly, like most people in this thread.
Cred Forums can't be this retarded.

Gotcha :^)

and don't forget the Religion of Islam user

>best army of Europe
3 fucking weeks

tfw no qt3.14 alizee gf

youtube.com/watch?v=_e698M9lYe0

Keke x-D

hey bro, if you made this fil en francais j'irais repondre.

t. francophile

stop being so mad, don't you know you still beat us in taxes? (but we'll be first if next president is socialist again)

>Also what is christianism
most ideologies/religions/patterns of thought in french end with "-isme"

>if next president is socialist again
Je vois pas de quelle (((manière))) ça peut se produire.

Fuck off Muhammad

You do indeed have a beautiful language, I love speaking it. Just get rid of dindus and snackbars and gas our gypsies for us pls

I've actually studied French and French history a lot because I really admire the history of your country, your contributions to culture, science, how the French revolution ended Monarchy across France, etc.

I was really disappointed to find that all Frenchies I've talked to are stuck-up manchildren or feminists with non-STEM degrees who spend all their time "enjoying life" instead of making advances and white babies.

I'm really sorry to say it. Cela me provoque une profounde tristesse, mais votre pais est mort.

You are a dead culture. I will study Latin at some point since I pretty much understand half of it via Spanish, and I also think the same things about the Romans- great history, contributions to science, art, literature, political philosophy, etc. But they are a dead people, et vous aussi.

It really breaks my heart. Same thing for Germany, but that belongs in another thread.

Where did you meet said French people?

Paris must have been great in the 20s and 30s

Those days are long gone

my first fap

France is barely even a shadow of its once freedom-loving self. Bunch of shitty lefties now.

thanks for the doctors piss stained France, but could you keep your copper stealing gypsies in please? Trains stop working every times because of them

18-25! J adore branlito youtu.be/_WdLHIxM5Fo

>Have the best army of Europe
Russia has the best army of Europe. Yes,Russia is the part of Europe, del with it.
>One of the ten most rich country of the world
No it isn't, according to this: worldatlas.com/articles/the-richest-countries-in-the-world.html
>Country with the biggest history
Italy and England are laughing at it.
>Beautiful language
Irrelevant.
>30% of English word are herited from French
Modern lingua franca is English.
>The first iconic symbol of USA was made by French
The most popular frenchman was of italian origin.
>We have/had francophone country in every continent
Nigger and gook shitholes mostly.
>We were the center & origin of the christianism
>origin of the christianism
WHAT IS JUDEA OF ROMAN EMPIRE?
I'm not french hater desu. I think the modern world would be a better place if France, but not Britain, had dominated the world during 18-19 centuries.

>gas
>not guillotine
pleb

>worldatlas.com/articles/the-richest-countries-in-the-world.html
non real countries mostly city-states based on Oil and Gas or Banking (Qatar, Luxembourg, Singapore, Kuwait, Brunei, UAE)

I think you'll find that Henry VI who had a legal claim to France was a result of the forced marriage of a French princess to an English King with the intent of inheriting the throne.

It's too bad they didn't understand genetics back then because the princess' father was literally insane and it went down to Henry VI. If it weren't for corrupt French blood England could have held on to you.

France should build a wall around Paris and secede.

Nearly happens in 1871

>>Beautiful language
biggest bullshit in the world, i think people say it cuz they r supposed to say it, but its fucking ugly, french is like the most ugliest and pompous british accent but in romance

French Leaf Best Leaf.

>Italy and England are laughing at it.
England where nothing before the Romans, Saxons, Danes and Normans conquered them - in that order.
You could have named a random country and it probably would have a longer history than England.

>The most popular frenchman was of italian origin.
The most popular frenchmen, objectively speaking, was the marquis de Sade. He alone created the underlying ideology that is dominant in the west.

>The most popular frenchman was of italian origin.
litteraly who ?

And we do have the biggest history of Europe. The political balance of Europe has always lain in the hand of France. Yes we fucked up at times but you can't deny it.
>Utrecht
>Vienna
>Versaille
always France in the center

You were one of the greatest countries... then something happened...

FUCK OFF FRANC

RULE BRITANNIA! our army is better than yours and doesnt understand surrender

the british today aint the original british...those are the welsh

the eternal anglo is made us of the norman,saxon,celt,nord,germanic and roman.

the best of the best of the white race that formed the superior white race

the british...and our history proves we are the best.

the only ones who could defeat us outright was one of our own son,america.

Napoleon?

Literally the only good thing France ever produced was Quebec

God-tier part of the world. Just wish they'd become independent already

France is the only country left in the western world not multicultural actually.

Our notion of secularism is unique in the world but also applies to christianity so you blalantly call us cuck but you're much more multicultural than us French.

That's actually the reason why ISIS keeps attacking us.

Our law is the only one that thwarts Sharia law

And we have little to no immigrants from the recent crisis they're just waiting to go from Calais to England

Corsian origin. Neither French nor Italian

>Country is beautiful and awe inspiring
>Food is delicious and refined
>Language is velvet and that of love
>Architecture and art is almost unmatched
>Culture responsible for democracy

And yet the people and horrible, stuck up and annoying. Your cities are filled to the brim with people that hate your country, their tourists and everything you stand for.

Do something about it.

Corsicans are brutal- you saw the way they burned down muslim neighborhoods. You could use another one in charge asap.

>non real countries mostly city-states based on Oil and Gas or Banking (Qatar, Luxembourg, Singapore, Kuwait, Brunei, UAE)
Show me other statistics then.
>England where nothing before the Romans, Saxons, Danes and Normans conquered them - in that order.
So, Roman Britain or Norman conquest are not part of the Britain history?
litteraly who ?
Don't play stupid. Napoleon, of course.

they only think about themselves they're all mobsters like in Sicilia

Normans, Saxons, Nords, Franks - all where Germanic tribes neighboring each other.
Britain wasn't the perfect melting pot, it was Germans that settled Britain and mixed with Celts.
It's actually quite interesting that the majority of every invention, every scientific discovery, can be traced back to a region in north Germany, the Netherlands and the southern coast areas of Scandinavia.

we have bishops and shit in our govt

we are a christian nation,we also still have the crown

your muslim population is also like 2% higher than ours

sorry franc but you are more cucked.

and 2000 migrants in a camp is not the millions you have in your country m8

just no...the uk pumped out the most tech in human history,france germany and sweden are runners up

also we invented the usa so they can shut up if they start

and if you wanna use "well before the settlers in the uk you was part of X tribe" reasoning....then everything whites did africa can fucking claim then? lol

just let it happen. if things get too rough i'm sure the 8th coalition will come btfo them for you

French Is probably the least useful of the western european languages, along with dutch

>So, Roman Britain or Norman conquest are not part of the Britain history?
I wouldn't say that the history of Romans are the history of England. The history of Britain more or less began with the conquest, the Celts where so unremarkable that their achievements couldn't be constituted a "history", with the same reason as the History of Australia more or less began with the arrival of white people.

My mother had visited some cities and the first thing she told me when she came back is "You must visit France at least once in your lifetime".

I would like to when I have some more money.

> be me
> be on the trip
> come to paris
> get out of the bus
> wtf
> no white people at all
> a bunch of niggers trying to sell me a fucking figurine of eiffel tower
> sand nigger in a turban sweeps the street
> ask him nicely if he knows where am i
> turkish gibberish in response
> horrified, get back to the bus
> promise myself to never complain about living in communist hell ever again

it does sound nice and it would get you laid if you was fluent in it as its admittedly seen as a romantic language...but its not that useful except in quebec and some nigger islands.

spanish is probs the most useful apart from english

hola como te lamas! me amo miguel...potatas fritas lol

>France is the best country
>is

Was, brother.

you're gonna get swarmed and the brexit will fuck your economy

>we are a christian nation,we also still have the crown
that's why you had black riots in London and its mayor is now a SJW paki. Enjoy your old queen like I would give a fuck

top kek, the bus probably dropped you in St-Denis or near Gare du Nord

At least we didnt create mexicans :^)

>"well before the settlers in the uk you was part of X tribe" reasoning....then everything whites did africa can fucking claim then? lol

English people are litterally called Anglo-Saxons (two Germanic tribes).
The difference between Africans and these north Germanic tribes, are the time frame. "People" left Africa at the time where Neanderthals and mammuts walked the earth. The time frame for the spread out of north Germanic tribes where a 1000 years ago.
Also the USA, the vast majority of all achievements the USA have made, have been from the same "breed" the same north-Germanic tribes.

>Beautiful language
french is fucking cringe compared to english

we wont get swarmed...our immigration laws and welfare reforms and scrapping of the human rights laws for a british bill of rights only covering our own citizens is being drafted

also if you cant earn 35k a year good luck getting in that law was passed xD

and we will bounce back...the empire WILL be reborn again!

the future is bring pierre....i wish you luck also

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/13/canzuk-after-brexit-canada-australia-new-zealand-and-britain-can/?WTmcid=tmgoff_soc_spf_fb&WT.mc_id=sf35809603

>niggers
>sand monkeys
>literally surrendered every single war

wew lad

...it's like the 3rd most useful European language

>United Kingdom of Great Britain , Ireland and France

FTFY

Even if we have no more immigration we will be a Muslim majority country by 2050 by current birthrate trends.

>France
>best at anything

This

We could be the greatest country in the world, but we're filled with traitors in the govt, and there's no going back

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>Italy and England are laughing at it.
>England

???

oh shit here comes the german offensive all over again

don't remeber when we fought together and btfo'd you 100 years ago, imposed Treaty of Versailles that made you so butthurt you thought exterminating half of europe was a good idea? (when in fact it was us that screwed you so much you could never recover)

A

FUCKING

SURRENDERMONKEY

>he doesn't know that the only reason the world speak english is because that's the easiest language to learn

>easiest language to learn

i feel like thats a good thing

>tfw some of my classmates were mad that I thought lyautey was based as fuck

Thanks france-sama
We will never forget

>bac L
>tfw you, a proud nationalist, have to deal with leftards, vegans and hippies

Parisian here, fucktons of great restaurants for every taste & price range, easy to spot the garbage ones.

Aquafresh is a huge lying faggot, or simply just like to eat mc shit to alternate with its so-called soups.

Why does Cred Forums hate France ?

>France
>a good army yhat wont surrender at the first sign of trouble
Pick one frog

daily reminder that christainity is judaism 2.0, and judaism was paganism.

so fuck your stupid cuck country and you filthy degenerate christians for abandoning God.

t. "orthodox christian"

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> be me
> come to paris
>12.30 am
>coming back to hotel
>a group of sandniggers (moroccans or algerian) on my way.
>My instincts tell me to cross the road
>Fuck that! I'm not a pussy
>Put on my russian face and prepare to shot my left cross in any circumstanses
>Two of them start pull out their slings
>WHAT?
>The others lean aside and give me the way
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>I pass by
>Those two start to beat each other with the buckles of the slings.
>I'm outta here.
Seriously, wtf? Couldn't they just do some ol' good hand-to-hand fighting?

>Anglo-French union
>King is French
>Culture is French
>Capital is in France

Lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=ju79YT_lBVI

Just remove this fucking barbarian-tier guillotine, add Louis XIV or Richelieu and I'm okay with this picture.

>is speaking English
Get cucked Pierre. You know we will alwau be better

>still using le surrender meme

How old are you, 10 ? Stop sucking british dicks, faggot

>Being anywhere close to the USA

delusional frogs.

Socialism has destroyed France just like it is destroying the world, and our history and culture is going to be erased in favor of sandniggers.
There isn't anything worth saving. We are a shithole on the same level as Algeria, because every single algerian piece of shit is actually living here.

better get crackin then...ive got 2 sons,1 with a older woman wealthy scot and another with a german immigrant

breed! poke holes in your mates condoms also.

>always

wow, rude, faggot, I thought we were friends

Can't you into history ??? Just an exemple of how, once rid of incompetent leadership, French shine :
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Bir_Hakeim

>Adolf Hitler répondra au journaliste Lutz Koch, de retour de Bir Hakeim : « Vous entendez, messieurs, ce que raconte Koch. C'est bien une nouvelle preuve de la thèse que j'ai toujours soutenue, à savoir que les Français sont, après nous, les meilleurs soldats de toute l'Europe. La France sera toujours en situation, même avec son taux de natalité actuel, de mettre sur pied une centaine de divisions. Il nous faudra absolument, après cette guerre, nouer une coalition capable de contenir militairement un pays capable d'accomplir des prouesses sur le plan militaire qui étonnent le monde comme à Bir Hakeim13. »

Tel your wife's son to translate it to you while his mom is busy with Jamal.

>>Being anywhere close to the USA
Well, did you liberate any colony from its tyranical overlord and allow it to become the worlds only superpower, all in the name of freedom and liberty? No, you haven't.

>I thought we were friends
We ceased being friend in 1780, 1919, 1945, 1954, 1958 and 2003. Most Americans do not like France and with good reason. You people have treated us by far the worst out of our so-called allies. Yeah, revolutionary war and all that. All that shit changed when you started ATTACKING OUR FUCKING SHIPS not even a decade later.

I think a good way to compare France and the UK is to compare how their former colonies are faring socially and economically since becoming independent.

Almost every former French colony is a shithole. Almost every former British colony is stable and more advanced than their neighbors.

I thought it was a "tsundere-relationship" ?

You secretly love us or you just hate us ? Make a decision.

We hate you.

Yes, not genociding the locals was a mistake. But hey, now we know what to do if we ever colonize planets.

>British colonies are better than French colonies so Britain is superior to France !

wow, this is one of the most stupid shit I've ever seen ON Cred Forums

Well what about India and Pakistan.
Just over one billion 'people' literally shiting outside, massraping women for sport and muh honour.

You wish you did.

Yea, you hate us on this board, but Cred Forums ameriburgers will tell me "we love you, just banter :^)"

>tsundere-relationship

sounds about right to me

>In the name of freedom and liberty
>Le Ancien Regime
I'm pretty sure your country's motivation for getting involved in the American War of Independence began and ended with "let's get revenge on the British, because fuck those cunts."

>All that shit changed when you started ATTACKING OUR FUCKING SHIPS not even a decade later.

I mean, we did claim after their revolution that all of our debts to France were null and void since we owed those debts to the Kingdom of France, not the Republic of France. It was the right decision on our part but if I was French I probably would have been pretty pissed.

Cred Forums is a different place and yes i do wish i hated u, its what all the cool countries are doing now a days

>because fuck those cunts."
They took our Canada right before, just because. It was only justice. In the end, it worked out well for you.

The fact that we keep ceasing to be friends implies that we keep rekindling our friendship. So, yes it's a tsundere relationship. A very tsundere relationship.

Honestly, why on earth would we care about some revolutionaries?

Of course we helped you because of our interests.

But now, we're buddies, I think it was a good idea.

Your 300 years old civilisation is just doing it's teenage identity crisis and hence turning on us, your progenitor.

Yea, Cred Forums is less edgy :^)

>cool countries hates us
>ISIS hates us
really makes you think

>what is Kenya
>what is Somalia
>what is British Cameroons
>what is Ghana
>what is Botswana
>what is Sudan
>what is Gambia
>what is Zambia
>what is Sierra Leone
>what is FUCKING ZIMBABWE

Meanwhile, Morocco, Tunisia, and Algeria are honestly doing pretty good.

A hate-fuck relationship?

It shows that the way your institutions are structured is severely flawed. The British common law model can be exported successfully. French civil law as embodied in the Napoleonic codes fails almost everywhere it's implemented.

>Well what about India and Pakistan

It's not Britain's fault that India went socialist for half a century after the British left.

>France is used as a vacation spot
>therefore we do not hate France or the French
People visit Russia for vacation all the time. Americans hate Russia. See the distinction here?

>you hate us on this board only
Which is why poll shows a sincere dislike of France by the majority of Americans, right?

>he thinks this is a new thing and not something that has been going on for 250 years
Fuck off froggo

>ts what all the cool countries are doing now a days
Follwing the plebs, falling to peer pressure is never cool. Be true to what you are and what you feel, user.

When you really think about it, France is clearly the best country on earth period.

This is true yes.

UK > France in every respect.

You'd be better without all the Muslims/Arabs and the Immigrants.

Yea, doing pretty good, indeed...

(please, tell your mates to stay away from France ;_;)

>See the distinction here?
No, but keep trying, you might convince me.

cough… muslims… cough

Sure, why not. I mean, hate-fucking is the best kind of fucking.

go home mustafa,
you're drunk.

>ISIS hates everyone
really makes you think

I remember the japanese reporter who visited france (paris)
She asked where all the french people were, as her eyes could only see blacks and burkas
>What a great country

>Meanwhile, Morocco, Tunisia, and Algeria are honestly doing pretty good.

>Which is why poll shows a sincere dislike of France by the majority of Americans, right?

?

Errr...no.

*cough* literally moors *cough*

>you cuck didn't help Poland when Hitler attacked us

> filthy, nigger ridden, pussy shithole

My country is dead and burried. Now it's all shitniggers and kikes rulling the place.

We said France is the best country, not the French people. We all know that the French people are absolute shit and they all suck and are stupid.

Well, technically they're among the best African countries

(no, I'm not defending them)
(no, fuck off, I'm not ar*b)

Tous les Acadiens, toutes les Acadiennes
Vont chanter, vont danser sur le violon
Sont Américains, elles sont Américaines
La faute à qui donc ? La faute à Napoléon

Not my fault dindu-tier Moroccans are moving to France, Pierre
I'm moving too, by the way

Compared to most of Africa? Yeah, they really do.

I'll give them Morocco. And compared to the clusterfuck that is going on in Libya and Egypt, I guess Algeria and Tunisia are doing fairly good by North Africa standards. So, yes, if I was French I would probably bring up the former North African colonies as a success story.

he was fixing you.

>We all know that the French people are absolute shit and they all suck and are stupid.

im confused

>zimbabwae

yeah check rhodesia

sec we left civilization left...that dont count

And not France's fault its former colonies went managed by incompetents. Thanks for proving my point.

Just as I said. 250 years is young for a civilization, you have a lot to learn to learn to stop acting like ungrateful teenagers.

>turning on us now
>now
>didn't declare war on you 10 years after the revolution
It doesn't matter if you put him in a blue suit he'll always be be perfidious.

thanks for the (you)
here have a (you) back
May you be blessed with the dubs

>I'm moving too, by the way

>Have the best army of Europe

>vertical toothpaste actually thinks this

You'll die of atheism, immigrants and shit.

>no European country has bigger percentage of shitskins.

France died in 1799. Its the time of french revolution when leftism was born. Your last king was a homosexual gay faggot, who crushed the economy. FRANCE IS THE WORST.

>a french white male
gay rectal-baguette lover since XIX century

>a french white girl
an atheist whore, who fucks niggers and sandniggers since XIX century

>a french soldier
a surrender meme

>french food
they eat snails

>french fashion
skinny gay feminine stuff since reinessance

>french ethnic origin
celtic-meditterian-germanic disgusting mix of genes

>french white children
they don't exist

>always worse than Italy, Germany and UK

>nobody likes french people for being rude and gay

>everybody smokes

>it's female ciggaretes only

>french football
no UEFA for you

>french keys
they aren't keys

>>Country with the biggest history
chinese had an empire when you were still in the caves.

Also, france gets its name from the flemish.

suck on my lowlander balls

Zut aux barbares...

>Dead

JUST

But no more important than Arabic

>best African countries
>achievement
Go back to Alg*ria
>Compared to most of Africa
My point

You're a filthy third world shithole I hope you die in a terrorist attack subhuman.
>The countries next to it are shit so it means that country is good
>This is how Americans think
lol suicide u please

>Poland
>Can't into space

>flemish

Franks.

you mean, chineese.

I'm not arab, fucking Paki'

Here, have an Exocet as a friendly gift.

>wikipedia

Except it is though, in terms of scientific, technological, social, political and military advancement the UK absolutely BTFOs France, the only thing France really has over the UK is cuisine but even then it isn't the best in Europe as Italy absolutely BTFOs France there.

France is a pretty much useless and irrelevant caliphate.

KEK

>muslims shooting up your country
>truck of peace
>2/3rds of newborns in Isle de France are shitskins
>best country ever
Loving every laugh.

Not muslim, though, and I'm moving to study

>I think a good way to compare France and the UK is to compare how their former colonies are faring socially and economically since becoming independent.
>Almost every former French colony is a shithole. Almost every former British colony is stable and more advanced than their neighbors.

Check the original muriclap post.

I'm not convinced with Japan's position on that chart, honestly.

>I hope you die in a terrorist attack
Meanwhile, we're doing more to thwart terrorist attacks than any other country in Europe, including arresting nearly every single jihadist/actual islamist.

Meanwhile, you guys are becoming a sharia shithole.

JUST

how's those niggers on your streets?

>best army in Europe

I knew European standards have gone down. I didn't know it was that far. Is it because your guys raise the white flag the fastest?

you are describing paris and its suburbs but believe me the countryside is way better in terms of population and mindset about immigrants, gays and other degenerates
and I currently live in paris and was raised in mantes la jolie, one of the worst suburb cities in france, so I'm not a peasant trying to defend his fief

if you see it as a shooting range with an ever growing amount of targets, yes it is.

>Have the best army of Europe

Want a fight lad?
You eat your snails and frog legs.
I shall have roast beef. With Yorkshire pudding.

Fucking French.

>Celtic shithole
>What are Saxons?
French education.

youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28

If France are next out the EU this will be glorious

France is celtic.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauls

Maybe they're better but

>absolutely BTFO

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Also

>France is a pretty much useless and irrelevant caliphate.

So is Britain, Germany, Belgium, Netherlands...

But you're a dumbfuck Americunt, you just want to shit on France (when you're not too busy sharting in the walmart)

My heart is only sad for what France has become. I can't see you as a rival in the current year. Sorry. I have no banter for you. I only wish that you would save yourselves and for us to do the same, because we are both in the decline and fall arc of our national stories. There's nothing more that I want than for us to go back to fighting our epic wars of rivalry for world domination. I love you all you fucking horrible little frog niggers and don't want you to die.

>thousands

Open a book.

>Best Army of Europe
We beg to differ, frog-eating muslim scum.

Here, watch us win a war you might learn something.

Stupid German colony.
A L G E R I A N S U B H U M A N

Brought a tear to my eye

Great to instill fear to get rid of our current political system. We deep state game victory soon.

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>Have the best army of Europe
>Country with the biggest history
>We were the center & origin of the christianism

into the trash it goes

> Is it because your guys raise the white flag the fastest

Or maybe because we're really good at winning your independence wars for you?

Too bad we could shoot them down as if they were paper planes. Actually paper planes might be harder to hit.

Under Celts and Saxons, England was an irrelevant shithole.

England is something because of Normans and French

you guys speak shitty english, even compared to third worlders.

>I just can't accept truth, I. MUST. MEME....!!!

>le surrender meme

It's maybe because YOU faggots runned away

>G-G-Great
holy...french "men" are such faggots kill yourself

>juppette
>not socialist

Mate...

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To all the Parisians thinking about emigrating to Aquitaine : Fuck off we're full !

>Hollande
>literally means "Holland"
>French

You think so?

Here, have a Frencher François.

screw you frenchie

>Roman Britain? N-Nothing?.
>Kingdoms that destroyed the vikings (unlike us)? N-N-Nothing
Normans are Anglos you dumb frog.

France is something because of the Gauls, who were Celtic. You whitewashed them out of your history because they weren't Christians.

Checkmate.

Not our fault Argentine couldn't use the time and PR gained by sinking of the Sheffield to turn the Malvinas into a bunker / properly operate their jets / defend their airfields.

I really don't know what's the meme with language learning being bad in the french education system, honestly.

I was in a french school from kindergarten to high school and we started learning Arabic and English at the beginning of elementary school. I'm fluent in English and I'd only need to work on my vocab to be fluent in Arabic (Moroccan dialect is quite different). We also started learning Spanish in the last year of middle school.

Nice memes Mohammad.
I didn't even bring up Belgiumistan (itself emblematic of Frances failure as a country), the Netherlands or Germany but all with the exception of the aforementioned Belgiumistan are better off than France by a fairly obvious margin.
Frances glory days are over, you can cling to them all you want and pretend that they're relevant to modern day France but you're no better off than "muh empire" bongs or "muh 50's" Americans.

If you keep on dwelling in the past as you do then you're going to be blind to the present and to the forces both outside and within your country that are fucking it up for you, your children and your children's children.

faggot, we were allies from the beginning, but your elites betrayed us for the kikes
but it's ok our elites are catching up on sucking kikes dick so we're going to be allies again, especially if the crook wins

Reminds me of somebody.

>Kingdoms that destroyed the vikings

Literally when ?

You are either 12 or severely dyslexic.

I never implied France was "ULTRA RELEVANT #1!!!! DA BEST" tho

And Spanish, and English. But also arabic

comments like these make me wish we never liberated France in WWII.

Ungrateful cunts.

Fucking Aryans, they contribute nothing to the world, unlike you and me

you are ahead by a slim margin

the GFI does not take into account the quality of the armed forces and sophistication of the tech

just raw numbers

>ctrl+f
>no french house
>inb4 someone post an actual house

That's okay, edgy comments from ameripigs make me wish we never won your war of independence for you.

And I didn't say that you did however you are defending OP's post which strongly implies tacit agreement.

you didn't liberate shit, the war was already over when you entered it, and even then the soviets did most of the work
stop believing what your retarded us propaganda textbooks are telling you and research history from different sources

>quality of the armed forces
France is actually one of the most active countries and they have excellent training. That's one thing the bongs don't have over the frogs.

France deploys everywhere and can operate everywhere.

>your cheese is SHIT!
That's objectively wrong though.

dude you used america as a proxy war with the uk

usa got its freedom sure! but it bankrupted your empire xD

we went on to aqquire ireland and form the final form of the british empire and went on to colonize australia NZ and canada

you then had to give up quebec and sell your american land in the Louisiana purchase.

then we stuck your leader on a spit of land to live out his days as a failure

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!

You're attacking my country, I'm defending it like a stupid idiot, so what? :DDDD

Look at the battles we had with them, we literally ended the viking era (Just before the Normans were brave enough to attack England).
Are Normans "vikings"/Angles or French?

>mfw i'll never be french

>manchildren and feminists

Paris, obviously. 95% of the fookin white males are babtous fragiles there, it's sickening

I thought that was the relationship we had Pierre?

>usa got its freedom sure! but it bankrupted your empire xD

C'est la vie

Italians are better

so can we...we are a global power and a nuclear one also

we have land EVERYWHERE! and have military there also

Europeans are the worst lad

i was ironic

we dont hate you we want you to make france and europe great again. how do old people die there cause of no airc conditioning.... wtf

>not being able to operate anywhere

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>the greatest Frenchman was Italian
Can't make this shit up.

The Normans assimilated m8

Well, Vikings were weak af.

Only Normans were good warriors.

France is also a global power. They also produce their own nuclear operational system, unlike you.

France has a fuckload of military bases everywhere in the world too, including on islands.

The UK navy is excellent, I'll admit. Your air force and ground troops have nothing on France, though.

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>global power

To be fair our greatest (living) Englishman is French.

>you didn't liberate shit, the war was already over when you entered it, and even then the soviets did most of the work

What were some of the Soviet operations in France, Pierre?

Does "storming the beaches of Normandy" have any significance to you?

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That's rude, cunt.

>greatest Englishman was French

And look at how much of a clusterfuck the Iraq war ended up to be.

It was a disaster and started the whole immigration wave in Europe, not to mention islamists everywhere and the arab world developing a visceral hate of "The West" and "America".

It was the right decision.

Shhh.

our soldiers are the best,yanks will agree

SAS > everyone else.

and france is not a local power...they are a regional power

there is a reason we dare to leave the EU and they do not.

RULE BRITANNIA!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY

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So defending your country in it's modern state is pointless and outright damaging to your country, much like Hill shills that cry "but America is already great DDD:".
Both our countries and indeed most western countries are not at their greatest, the first step to righting this is to acknowledge the fact and do something about it, were you to criticise America for our PC bullshit or awful media then I would 100% agree with you as these are cancers upon my country and I would never think to deny this out of respect for what my country once was but for whatever reason you see fit to deflect criticism to other countries and pretend there is no problem in France.
This is really, really not a wise course of action. I understand that your patriotism makes you want to defend your country from all criticism but in order to better your country you have to acknowledge the criticism.

I can repeat myself in this post for a 4th time if you would like.

still love you,frenchy. I studied french at school, i hated it because of our stupid professor. Anyway we are better at food.

For a muslim invation...? Yes

>Germany above India

That is a fucked up ranking.

Italy's better in pretty much every way except military.
Your military is fucking awful.

france doesnt even have any soft power

we dont rule the waves no more...but we deffo rule the airwaves

look at you all speaking in my tounge also hahahahaha

>Implying he was French
>Implying he was the greatest
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Plantagenet

m8 nobody gives a shit about who has the best army. If you got nuclear weapon you are allowed to don't give a shit

landing in normandy was in no way decisive strategically, the germans had sustained damage from their own assault on the soviets and constant pressure, again, from the soviets, for several years
the only reason the usa came to help is that the soviets would have taken control over europe after the inevitable collapse of the german empire if they didn't, there is nothing honorable whatsoever, it's pure cynical international military strategy

>>We were the center & origin of the christianism

Literally destroyed Christianity in Europe because ''muhh fraternity and shiitt'''