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CHRISTUS EMPIRAT!
Kek is the correct choice, obviously.
>When christians say Jesus is real but always get singles
I have always looked up to Jesus, but we live in a different world now... a world that needs.. chaos
PRAISE KEK
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>not praising kek
DEUS FUCKING VULT
THERE IS NO GOD BUT KEK, AND PEPE IS HIS PROPHET
Praise Kek.
kek has been blessed by christ. christ was a man god who lived, they can both do work.
I choose King Jesus over that damn frog
Praise Kek!
Its all fun and games till someone ends up in hell.
God is real. These dubs prove it.
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>when the getters are described with a word that starts with a C and ends with a -uck
>Canuck
ironic worship is still worship
stop trying to meme for a nonexistent God
Why can't they be both? Maybe Kek is Jesus reincarnated
Anyone who denies Jesus is a disgusting heretic.
>Based memelord or Cuck king
Very tough choice indeed
>asking the Church of Dubs to choose between Jesus and Kek
>people actually voting jesus
even fadorianism is better than your cuck ideology
>Christian miracles past ~1900 years: 0
>Kek miracles since begin of 2016: 10+
Really makes you go "Hmm..."
Sorry, false believer. Jesus doesn't support racism. Love thy neighbor
Cred Forums is a Kekist board
christcucks not welcome here
>Says the one from the country who imprisoned my ancestors for heresy.
Check your privilege nonbeliever.
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Voted Jesus just because you linked to the results.
GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
That is why there are earthquakes
That is why Hillary is still shilling into pres. campaign
That is why Australia is ridden with spiders and banter
Cred Forums is a christian board
i see both as powerful egregores capable of promoting spititual antiglobalist agenda. Actuallu i tend to dislike abrahamic jew-influenced religions, but it is still better than degenerative atheism
my voters desereved an informed vote, to know the polls is an open democracy?
no it isn't, it never has been
Anyone who believes Jesus is a disgusting Bible Thumper
I still can´t fathom that your pic related is real
>Kek is lord of Cred Forums
>Wojak is a stand in for Cred Forumsacks
Kek is of another plane of existence. He is beyond our understanding, whereas Wojak is us. Much like the Ancient Greek legends, Kek is the God and Wojak is a proxy for humanity. We are all Wojak and live according to Kek's will and divine plan.
im listening to it right now
I just got done listening to it, truly a healing song
You can always spot the Redditors by the people pushing the kek meme. Somewhere along the way Reddit got the idea that Cred Forums was for meme shitposting and flooded all the major boards including Cred Forums with it.
They think spamming the kek meme is them fitting in, and while we might all crack a smile at it being mentioned in the news, only Redditors buy into it on the level of this thread.
If you fled to the new world, you're a heretic.come home to Catholicism, the western world needs you.
It always has been and always will be.
Hmmm, interesting, reminds me of Hopper from the classic Pixar film, A Bug's Life
catholocism is infested by maria cults and jesuits +++
reminder to all Christians.
Non whites are the creation of satan.
You are not a true Christian if you aren't racist
>Western world needs you
>Muh Pope
DON'T LET THEM SUPPRESS KEK.
HE TRANSCENDS ALL SOCIAL MEDIA FORUMS
PIC PROOF OF KEKS POWER
Catholic or orthodox is the only way and you know it.
I know plenty of Catholics that don't like the current Pope and would completely disagree with him here. Maybe that's just where I'm from though.
>Muh American protestant sekts all over the place
good post
>Edgy teenagers unironically pick a meme frog over Jesus
Someone please delete this board already
>delete this board already
You'll need at least quints if you want to be taken seriously.
how much gypsy is in your blood?
KEK all day you fucking heathen
> worshipping the Jew God
Nigga please, check these digits
You are going to hell
This, based Switzerland gets it.
kek gives results
jesus is a kike
I think its a pretty obvious choice
> Menonite ancestors refuse to fight your holy wars and take Priest dick
>Go to prison and die
You know what? Honestly, if you Chathys weren't such Saracen lovers these days, I might come back.
Frog is truth.
Good goys.
Loving your enemies is the way!!
Love us chosen goys!!
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Isn't it the same God?
Christian God is God of chaos just like KeK.
There are two camps here and it'll come to a head eventually if the Kekposters become sincere enough.
This meme isn't applicable..
>catholic
Good joke.
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>ITT cucks denying their Germanic roots
>REAL MAGIC
PRAISE KEK
>both are semitic
In all technicality it's true.
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Right in the feels. IM SORRY WOTAN!!!
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>implying most of anyone here has germanic roots
>Christucks
>western
Good one, but all they did was invade and take credit for stuff pagans invented way before their religion even existed
See this is what I don't get, the whole "or else" aspect of christianity.
>believe in me or else you go to hell
how do you feel good about praising a god who is blackmailing you into servitude?
Only asshats that don't read scriptures and Jesus Christs teachings think that.
Jesus himself said all sins are forgivable as long as you repent. If you are truly sorry for what you do, Jesus forgives. Being an atheist, a murderer, a faggot, it doesn't matter. Repent and do your best to stay on the straight path is all Jesus wanted from us. When you stray, you pray for strength.
Thinking its "or else" is stupid. No one would get to Heaven that way, and Jews and idiot Christians have spread false messages. Jesus warned us of these people.
>Those buttons
Do I have to push either of them?
this
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Nice try
>Being an atheist, a murderer, a faggot, it doesn't matter.
I love how 'disagreeing with me' is a sin that one needs to repent from. Because that isn't totalitarian at all
>cucks picking a literal Plebbit meme frog
he belongs to us
Kek is greater than human, but you can still acknowledge God as supreme.
>cucks praying to a jew
Who says the fun stops in hell?
Kek is a powerful Angel doing the Lord's work. So we can believe in both.
>Newfags who know jack shit
>He actually believes Jesus was Jewish
No wonder you're a cuck who worships a fucking frog.
Kek is a gnostic aeon
Jesus is a cuck.
Praise kek.
>worshipping kike on a stick
>worshipping a frog
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>Worshiping a deity you know isn't real
True plebbery.
>Muh they weren't jews until they wrote the talmud and then magically turned evil
>THERE IS NO GOD BUT KEK
There's a whole Ogdoad and Ennead, m80.
>Know isn't real
So you're actually a gnostic Atheist who thinks he can prove that? Show me
In order for Wodan to be real, Valhalla has to be real
In order for Valhalla to be real, Asgard has to be real
In order for Asgard to be real, there has to be a giant cosmic tree
There is no giant cosmic tree
>inb4 muh metaphor
Get the fuck out.
Praise K- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD
Checked
You'll escape after 1000 years.
Then Christ will throw your ass back in forever.
This is the fate of a natural man who thinks he has the power to redeem himself on his own.
hmm
If you give me dubs, i'll worship you, kek.
Time to purge the kekesian heathens, then
PRAISE
no, kek is real
my dubs prove this
Hmm
I bear witness that there is no god except Kek.
And I bear witness that Pepe is the messenger of Kek.
Kek is great!
There are no gods before Kek, and Trump is his prophet.
Actually, people who say what you just said are the redditors.
If doubbles kek is our only true lord and savoiur and all the false profets shall burn
Praise kek
amen
Jesus is our Lord and Saviour
Praise the one true god, Kek.
You'd let murderers out of prison if they said they were christian, or do you only forgive them after they're dead and it doesn't matter anymore?
Praise Kek
No KEK worship for me but I do enjoy watching the happenings.
Nice pepe
Jesus said he would save us from Hell but we're living in it right now so fuck him
Kek promises little but what he does promise he delivers
Audible lol