RISK

Hello again byzantium

Ave Caesar!

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Fuck you I'm in Germany

Oh shit got me there
Let's try india then

Red
Denmark
Kingdom of Denmark

Jan Mayen Polar Bear Empire

Cyran

Are you sure about that? I'm in Pakistan with intent to invade india

*cyan

and Jan Mayen is the location if it wasnt obvious

Hey!!!

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ummm.... so liek dos we's all start wit da same numba uh terrritorys or do our numbers gib us our startin numba of landz n shieeet

Let me take India and the southeast and you can take the west.

colors taken

oh by the way, since dubs, pls spill into iceland and norway

for multirisking (Im playing here too OP now worries bro)

>No southeast on this map
Shit, I'll take small portions of the northeast then. Deal?

take any other color

Only if we are allies bro, if so deal

Dark red

Finland
Pink
Mongolian hordes

Yemen

CHAOS

Any open colour

>roll to expand

Yea ofc, thanks

don't forget to remove that old bonus

Ofc ratito

where is map

we starting?

where the fuck is my map NIGGA

Ted Snooze wake up you fuck

The Feminist, Tolerant, Islamic State Of Sweden
Sweden
blue or black, if taken choose anything.

Is OP kill?
If so...just

What about this name: Muslim commie faggots

that name you suggested is worst

Pretty sure OP is making the map

Jewish Bulgarian-Finn Khaganate
FINLAND
BLUE

Great idea, this shall be our shortened name, wanna be allies to celebrate this occasion?

color is taken

sorry the update is taking so long
gimp sucks

CHANGE TO BULGARIA

fill sweden

GREEN WHITE OR RED COLOUR COLOUR

I'm allied with Donald trump of India, but sure nap?

what OS you using

use paint.. its 10x easier

also please remember my dubs roll pls op

noone has rolled man

paint a shit

ching chong

Yeah np.

when u start a nation u still spill depending on the number values mang

it starts when u make guntry

My PC is broken
stuck on a shitty mac

rolls start now
fill germany

YOU ARENT EVEN FINNISH GTFO YOU FAG

Fill rest of Georgia, spill into Armenia and Azerbaijan

nvm then

spill into norway and try to fill up that one space in iceland

fill Turkmenistan, spills Uzbek then Tajik

wrong fucking reply im so retarded

spill into norway and try to fill up that one space in iceland

Dindus expandz and shieeet along da Nile

Fill india

fill finland spill norway

Continue expedition. Fill Nigeria, spill Mali

fill turkey

Go for Tajikistan> the rest of the points is to fill pakistan

FILL BULGARIA SPILL SERBIA

There can be 3 alliances, wanna do one?
Fill Sweden, spills Norway.

want to work something out?

Alliance?

palis SPILL bosnia

Fill Denmark, spill Sweden.

Spill Sweden= war with Swedistan

Yeah

K.

it's a fucking leaf man

yeah. i lobe benis. polar bear allies with benis.

why to be in a war when we can not be, its far too early for a conflict

On this map, are bonuses per round or are they lifetime bonuses

peace?

attack seljuk empire?

Do not spill Norway , fill Sweden attack the danes.
also expand towards the south of sweden

Bonuses are a cumulative unless you lose some some region

no.

Who are you please?

That is OP

Take yemen, spills oman

Yes if necessary to have Tajikistan, then go for Kyrgyzstan please

the map is waiting on you

CAN I GET IN LIGHT GREEN PORTUGAL TED CRUZ?

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Sorry everyone from before, I made a thread and they deleted both the one we were in and the one I made

i saw, mods don't like ted

Puro rateria

YEAR 2

fill germany

If you're cool with giving me a little more delegates could that be my first roll?

Alliance if you don't go in Norway?

sure thing cruz-san

Fill Finland
spill to attack sweden

fill turkey

Roll to fill portugal spill Spain

Fucking awesome OP

Take somalia, spills ethipoia

fill the islands west of Sri Lanka, spill into india

Continue the exploration of Nigeria, spill Mali

We Dindu nuffin cept filt up Egypt and built sum pyrramidz

Eliminate seljuk .

In this thread we are making the rules for Mondays debates drinking game. We still have more to decide on hard mode! come help!

This is where we are at:
Update 12: no source for Asians just saved from lurking for years edition

Hard Mode:

Trump:

1: Take drink if anyone mentions the Wall.
2: Take drink if Trump calls out Audience, Media, or Mediator.
3: Trump makes a funny face while Hillary is talking
4: Says "Believe me."
5: Trump mentions the 88 generals or the generals in general that support him. (14 pushups if you are a non-degenerate player)
4: Drink when Trump mentions China/other foreign power ripping the US off on trade
5:
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1: Trump brings up a Hillary scandal
2 Drink every time Trump gestures making an OK sign with his hands
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Hillary:

1: Hillary says or implies Trump or his supporters are extremist, racists, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic... etc."
2: Take a Drink if Hillary mentions Trumps ties to Russia.
3: Hillary blames something on Republicans
4: Drink when Hillary uses the term 'gold star family'
5: Drink if Hillary asks Trump to disavow someone or something
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1: If Hillary is sitting at any time.
2: Hillary mentions "Alt-Right" or "Pe-Pe"/"frog"
3: Hillary has a coughing fit, strokes out, abruptly leaves, or is late coming back after break.
4: Hillary's pantsuit is one of the primary colors
5 Hillary is seen using medicine/medical device, take a drink (cough drops, cane, etc)

the fuck is this? attack yellow shits and claim Uzbek, Tajik, Kyrgyz land and through other lands

Allies? You Take Norway but help me kill that leaf in Denmark?

expand norway and if extra spill left go into sweden

i want all of norway. leave me alone or me and khan will meme you

Defend just in case, Finish of that little territory in the south by Turkey and Armenia, Fill and Spill Iran

Fill Sweden.

Also kill Denmark.

abort, nvm
just continue filling india please OP

oh? hmm... tempting. i'll take it.

i'll help you take out denmark next turn, svensky

pali Spills arabia

ally?

to clarify better OP, take norway and take the empty spaces in norway and russia

Thank you, may allah help you!

burn in hell

ATTACK ABkhazia
NAP?

u2

spill?

Yo Ally. Help an Orthodox brother out.

Any room left?

I'll help him take out denmark so you can take britain

no

thankyou khanate.

guess we are an alliance trio now?

?

I guess

uh if there's enough to spill I'd say go for Libya

Sure thang

The Patriarch will do what he can

kek, thanks for the nickname

Thank you Brate

where is map op

PATRIARCHY!
PATRIARCHY!

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List me as your ally, m8
says the dude who attacked the feminists.

I meant a map update deneld

bam

Swede and Seljuk have been eliminated

fill germany

sorry miscounted no spill

Fill Spain, take the neutral delegates.

Shit ggwp

attack the jew

actually filling those islands wasn't too bad for me

i'm going to have to go with fill india, spill to Nepal if there's any extras.

haunt yellow fucks

DESTROY ABKHAZIA SPILLS DEFEND

Fill sweden

dindus finish fillin Egypt n shieeet n den go into Sudan

fill Norway.

Go for Pakistan> iran

Nepal does not give bonus bro, you must be careful with chaos bro

Attack Denmark

Aid against denmark? We can split Sweden in half.

Defend Against the jew

Hey merchant, NAP? Let the goy live on plz

Conquer Nigeria & spill into Mali

yes
also nice pali

is there a way that I can be liberated by my allies

Wait a fucking second
OP!! CAN I KEEP MY ROLL BUT ABORT AND GIVE NEW INSTRUCTION?

Take saudi, spills iran

Alliance Ratito?

gray doesn't give you bonuses

also rolls with no bonuses in trip or post won't get bonus
if bonus is incorrect it won't be counted

forget it gl iceland

>pali

LMAo FUGG BOIII THATS AGAINST THE RULES NIGGUUHSHHS

What?

HELL NOOOOO IT SAID IF YOU WANT TO ABORT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR ROLL BUT GIVE ANOTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

ATTACK THE JEW

Let's attack chaos, we both will make frontier with him, with both of us he can't win

well desu your roll is 19 mine was 21 so yeah

yea I know gray = 0 bonuses, i'm counting Sri Lanka's bonus. but i'll admit I didn't see that Nepal didn't give any bonuses, since I'm not going to finish filling india this turn I'll just spill somewhere else next turn.

or is it 30?

wait until I finish filling India, then I can attack with
F U L L F O R C E

accidentally put down my old bonus actual bonus is +2

no sorry

>Reply to Thread No.90311471
K then, still repulse attack because I have 99 dubz

K then, still repulse attack because I have 99 dubs

*farts*

XD

my fucking bad
+1 is the correct bonus lmao

British Africa Auxilary Force
West Africa

def rolled 29 when you said destroy abkhazia see. And i rolled 99 when I said Defend see

so yeah I get 30

Tensions are high in Scandinavia where Denmark and Iceland had a near standstill until Khan pushed back.

Jews got BTFO'd as they usually do on Cred Forums

fill germany

Take denamark spill germany

Light blue

you can roll this turn

finish filling India
spill into China

Dindus procreate into Lybia, excess goes into Algeria

THIS SHIT DOESNT MAKE SENSE? SOMEONE EXPLAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>rolled literally just enough territories to fill india
fuck

Attack chaos

fill serbia and kill jew

spill?

Defend
Fill the region, spill into Algeria

fill North into Russia

Defend Just in case

NAP with Chaos?

also list as ally

spill into China yea but i rolled 5 territories not enough to spill

yo wtf bro i thought we were allies, can you give back norway

spill into faroe islands and british isles

Take sri lanka and invade india

Fill Spain, move to France

Then give all territories to trump, blue

Lets ally against the gay retards

pali

ROLL TO KILL THE BYZANTINE FUCK

you rolled a 9
he rolled double 9s
that means he rolled twice as many ts as you did

Why are the risk threads on Cred Forums rather than Cred Forums?

he had 30 you had 21... he defended and retook his shit
i rolled to attack

We are op took those territories because denmmark controlled them during that turn of events

Affirmative

i got it np

shit

literally blessed with 30 again

attack byzantine OK good

can you cede those two territories back to me though?

Finish Niger, spill into Burkina Faso

forgot bonus

okay

Why do you say that?
Are you trying to betray me, to ally with chaos?