What is autism?

What is autism?

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I think there is a more pressing question that needs to be answered, OP

Autists are the true Übermensch.

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What the fuck I love autism now

It's a learning disability.

What causes it?

Technology?
Genetics?
Niggers?

Real Autism: can't control yourself
Fake Autism: he's not bending over to the system
Schizophrenia: religion

Work shyness would eventually get you executed in Nazi Germany so Asperger invented a disorder vaguely related to Autism.

Asperger's is supposedly treatable, and even has "upsides" such as intense focus on particular subjects, diminished empathy and better adaption to isolation, which had potentially useful applications for the Reich. It literally doesn't exist though. He just pulled it out of his ass to keep NEETs out of the furnace.

From what I understand, old people having children.
>tfw the clock is ticking

>What is autism?
Don't tell me you fell for another big pharma jew meme.

>(((Silberman)))

The title of that article is basically a summart of this board

Beats me. I'm autistic myself.

Diagnosed with Aspergers here. My dad is 86 years old (I'm 23).

>aspergers
literally removed from DMC 5

i wonder what all the retards who got diagnosed and raised with a non-illness feel right now?

dsm, DSM.

Why "schizophrenia: religion"?
You're a high-functioning autist. What's your IQ?

What the fuck

i have alot of questions and need answers

I'd say niggers and jews

No the person that came up with the meme disorder was actually a kike.

(((Silberman)))

Never took a real IQ test my friend. But IQtest.dk says 130ish.

Why the fuck it was removed from DSM-V Edition

Because extreme final stages of schizophrenia is thinking you are a guru aka a man with special powers, also seeing the dead and talking to dead, thinking you can fly and so on. Literally the bible.

>I'm autistic
>posts anime girls
Doctor here, can confirm self diagnosis of this user.

Here too, my did is in his late 70's, i'm 22. Never met him though. Funny.

people who can process information faster than others but not sort and store it correctly--> retrieve upon demand. that's why their brains overload and they fail at life. people who can do all 3 become genuises.

"aspergers" is just a mild form of autism. Autism is not one thing and it manifests in people differently. But all cases seem to share similar symptoms. The "full retard" autists who can't function are at the top of the autistic spectrum, mild autists are somewhere near the middle and normies are probably at the bottom.

At this point it's just a meme. Autism is hilariously over-diagnosed because the qualifications for """autism""" get broader each year. It's big pharma trying to put more kids on their expensive prescription drugs.

>never met him though

I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried to trace him, or did you imply that he was dead?

This explains it

I did take one when I was 12. It took almost a full day to complete and had lunch in a snack-bar across the street. They never communicated any number, only an estimation of very broad terms.

Reminder that the Nazis existed so that the Zionists had people to carry out their secret experiments.

Look at all the creepy stuff that the Nazi scientists did and how it all carried on into the present. Even stuff they say they stopped doing you know they're still doing.

It's funny, since that's how you create real autism. Fake autism creates real autism, literally capitalism. Create a problem aka a terrorist, go to war to solve a problem. Yes, Jews love this.

Autism was invented by single mothers and promoted by big pharma to take government money

Who signed you up for it? Are you a genius? What can you tell about the estimation?

autism is the adhd of our times

shit parents making shit kids, using a label so they can be free of blame

do you mean actual autism (drooling retard with rich [and very old] parents who send him to a normal school so he can be bullied to death)
or Cred Forums autism?

You guys really don't know what the fuck you're talking about. If you had to live with this shit you would know it's not a fake Jewish scheme

Cred Forums doesn't has autism, it has lulz and trolling.

I think my school signed me up for it, but I'm not sure. The estimation was that I was average, nothing spectacular. But they never gave any conclusive number.

there's genuine autism, obviously, but especially Asperger's has been kidnapped by the psychologist mafia

Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.

I had to take one when i got send to a psychologist by my school against my will because the class teacher bullied me. They don't tell you numbers, only normal, gifted, very gifted, etc.

It wasn't removed, it was re-branded. It falls under "Autism Spectrum Disorder" now.

>lulz and trolling
hello 2009

Why? There's no treatment for autism. It was simply kidnapped by special snowflake normies. Of course when a condition because mainstream and well known normies will claim to have it.

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Chicken Tendies.

Forgot:
>browses Cred Forums

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I see.

>teacher bullied me
nice youth

amen my Crystal Child *tips 4th dimension*

The mild retardation of yesterday is today's autism. Yes, I've met the screaming nigh catatonic autists that made you say that, they are RETARDED.

Not using that word as an insult, but there is a literal defect with them.

Now though, in adhd and ocd self diagnose culture, anyone can be autistic and prescribed expensive medication. It's a fucking scam and anyone with eyes can see it.

This user is right. Most autists are not Crystal children though. Most are just spergs.

There is a difference between the crystal (G.A.T.E.) children and the average sperg, but all G.A.T.E. children are on the spectrum.

Yep, my uncle had kids when he was 50 and his wife was 39 and my cuzzos are both aspies. One of them is really good with computers, though.

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>What you call an autist is a crystal child.

Please watch your language.

Its googles.

not autistic, just a sperglord and no clue pretty much all my family linage are mentally and physically fit, however im one of the few in my family with 110 IQ, actually got tested by a doctor, when I was young maybe its a trade off bad social skills for intelligence?

They couldn't accept that aspergers made high-functioning autists with speech delay and cognitive defects look retarded like they truly are.

It's widely known you can uncover the (((high-functioning autist))) immediately by giving them a question that challenges their language structuring skills and cognitive reasoning.

i'll tell you why

shit parents that are not able to raise their kids well

at the same time, women were encouraged to enter the workforce. what do women do? healthcare, psychology, pedagogue bullshit.

people have to work, you know

end result: my acoustic retard kid seems wrong, better get him a (((diagnosis))) so we have an excuse

>literally removed from DMC 5
I didn't know they made a fifth Devil May Cry game.

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Could you pose such a question here? Just as an example?

these never stops being funny I swear.

It depends.
My cousin has autism. He is mentally retard, can't speak well and so on.

I was diagnosed with Asperger in my teen years. Really only affects interacting with others. Sometimes I have problems dealing with people.

I'd have to ask you in person so I can hear you :^)

>Because extreme final stages of schizophrenia is thinking you are a guru aka a man with special powers, also seeing the dead and talking to dead, thinking you can fly and so on. Literally the bible.
Absolutely retarded. According to psychologists schizophrenia is a complex condition. The mental kind comes from a hypertrophy of rationality, one where reason overrides reality and so certain logical loops extend outward into meaningless madness.

Its the exact opposite of religious thinking which seeks to put man into his place within the divine life.

The reason most of them "think they are a guru" (its actually not most of them) is due more to the self aggrandizing and self worshiping leftist culture within which they are tossed.


Autists are generally atheistic and cannot understand god. Sad.

>socks and sandals

i can understand god!!!
stop discrimination!!
reeeeeeeee!!!! (!!!)

>The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature

Yes 44% are violent and the first thing i recognize is their forgiving nature
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0924933811720715

rofl how embarassing would it be to be named asbergers

>What is autism?

Baby don't hurt me

I'm asking so I can use it. Does it need to be posed in person?

>crystal children
nah Im cool being called a retard or sperglord

>Really only affects interacting with others.

I used to think that way too until I started reading about the other symptoms of autism/aspergers and realized how accurately it described me. If you mainly socialize on this website your perceptions of what is normal are going to be skewed because this site is crawling with autists. Autism is very much a sensory disorder. The whole bad at socializing part of it comes into play because socializing is very intense and overwhelming and that makes it very hard for people on the autistic spectrum

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Looks like it's becoming associated with social retardation and high IQ/an affinity with logic/math nowadays.

That's such bullshit, just fucking bullshit. As a person with Asperger's this angers me. Whoever the monkey fuck community on not adding the Aspergers Syndrome on DSM-V are total stupid niggas.

That's self-censorship right there.

don't make me nostalgic slovenia

else I will come and turn your undiscovered beautiful landscapes into tourism hells of the first order

KEK Is this really a true article are they going to blame they guy who found out what autism is a Nazi?

Its an evil conspiracy by the nazis to label the people they dont like autists! Said a tried and trued potato spud, fuck me if this article is real.

[spoiler]"Can you explain why god doesn't exist?"[/spoiler]

>DSM-V
LOL its the biggest fucking joke. The book does not give a fuck about facts, only feelings.

IF it did, transgenderism would be a serious mental illness (gender dysphoria) up there with BPD and Sucidal ideation in major depression.

You think that way because you have preexistant bias. You're connecting dots that aren't there. Autists have always been around and I doubt modern parenting has really changed the outcome much. Who knows tho certain environmental factors may be coming into play but is there really any proof of that?

DSM-V on Asperger's
>Note: Individuals with a well-established DSM-IV diagnosis of autistic disorder, Asperger’s disorder, or pervasive developmental disorder not otherwise specified should be given the diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder. Individuals who have marked deficits in social communication, but whose symptoms do not otherwise meet criteria for autism spectrum disorder, should be evaluated for social (pragmatic) communication disorder.

I had to take one a little over a year ago (WAIS), and my psychologist told me I scored in the mid-150 range. They also had me do some other tests that day, so I didn't get out until rather late.

When was the last DSM book that only has basic facts without based on feelings.

I would personally say no, I can't. People are going to believe what they want to believe, or whatever is most convenient to believe.

What is the autistic answer? Something about suffering or fairy tales?

I triggered the fuck out of this autistic vlogger girl and got her to basically REEEEE at me lol. Basically she injects SJW bullshit into her videos and I called her out on it and told her plenty of autists are right-wingers. She blocked me.
youtube.com/watch?v=Vju1EbVVgP8

I love this picture

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All of them were involved politically somewhat. From my understanding its the 3rd volume that was pretty based. Even homosexuality was a disorder there. And fucking rightly so

Homos aint bad people. But it is a disorder. Ever since they took it off, the pedo groups have been pushing to get their name off too.

Did you just describe the autistic child from men in black 3 ?

>mid-150 range
That's far above average. I can't say "well done" because it's just inherent to who you are, but... well done!

WE

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Why would you name a disorder that is very easy to make fun of after yourself? Imagine being this guys kid?
>Hey class this here is the new kid Mike Asperger
Makes me think that Dr. Asperger had aspergers.

The diagnostic criteria for pedophilic disorder are intended to apply both to individuals who
freely disclose this paraphilia and to individuals who deny any sexual attraction to prepubertal
children (generally age 13 years or younger), despite substantial objective evidence to the
contrary. Examples of disclosing this paraphilia include candidly acknowledging an intense
sexual interest in children and indicating that sexual interest in children is greater than or equal
to sexual interest in physically mature individuals. If individuals also complain that their sexual
attractions or preferences for children are causing psychosocial difficulties, they may be diagnosed
with pedophilic disorder. However, if they report an absence of feelings of guilt,
shame, or anxiety about these impulses and are not functionally limited by their paraphilic impulses
(according to self-report, objective assessment, or both), and their self-reported and legally
recorded histories indicate that they have never acted on their impulses, then these
individuals have a pedophilic sexual orientation but not pedophilic disorder.

Well yeah, of course I am biased, but so are scientific statistics in the field of human behaviour.

However, it's a fact that psychology is one of the most important studies among (((women))) and that (((women))) have been stimulated to enter the job market. Both those things occured in the last 50 years.

There's no denying that there's a diagnosis for everything and everyone if one would like to have one.

A hundred years ago Billy would just be a bit off, but nowadays he has Autism Spectrum Dyslexia shit-in-the-pants Super Mario World disorder.

It's all shite m8. Every person is different to begin with, good luck slapping a container concept on them and not getting through to the actual problems.

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Autism: Overdiagnosed condition by unscrupulous physicians for purpose of ancillary revenue generation. Co-opted by parents who don't have the time nor inclination to instruct and develop their child's well-being and maturation. Masquerade for shitty parenting.

Homos are not the problem, Pedo is somewhat tossup unless it can be treatable enough. None of it should have never taken off the DSM due to political or groups.

Just because a hundred years ago an autist would be labled "a bit off" doesn't mean that there wasn't something medically different about him. Of course we had a more limited understanding of things a hundred years ago.

Viewing time, using photographs of
nude or minimally clothed persons as visual stimuli, is also used to diagnose pedophilic
disorder, especially in combination with self-report measures. Mental health professionals
in the United States, however, should be aware that possession of such visual stimuli, even
for diagnostic purposes, may violate American law regarding possession of child pornography
and leave the mental health professional susceptible to criminal prosecution.

Oh wait wrong link, whoops

actual professionally diagnosed autist here

NLD-variant (non-verbal learning disorder)

I've learned to hide it well enough that even my best friends don't know it, to them I only seem a bit weird and socially awkward

autism is death, not of you but of the actual human being that you could be
if you want to get somewhere then you have to wear a mask

I'll forever be not completely human, I do things for reasons I can't understand because I see people doing it

I say things I don't mean because I've learned that's what you say

I lie to people about things I do and don't remember since otherwise it would weird them out

if someone is describing something to me then I just nod because I can't envision anything in my head

I force myself to remain a neutral posure when something interests or excites me since excessive passion is autistic behavior #1

I need to drink whenever I'm in a social setting to dull my senses since they go in overdrive whenever I'm somewhere with a lot of noise and people and that shit drives me into an autistic rage
this has the added benefit of allowing me to to stop concentrating on my behavior so much since everyone is weird when they're drunk, I never completely lose control over myself though, even when I'm shit drunk

if someone were to give me a pill that cured autism I'd have taken the entire bottle before they could read the side effects, even if it cut short half of my life then it would be worth it

better to live a short life as a human then a full life as this shadow

Underrated post

Kek

Another of psychology's failed attempts at being a science.

Jesus Christ

You're just describing yourself as a normal person. We all play the social etiquette game knowing it's bullshit. We all drink ourselves stupid to dull the anxeity of large gatherings. You're just more conscious of it because somebody told you you're autistic. Life sucks, deal with it. There's no happy pill for anyone.

fuck... I think I might have autism.

My best friend is highly functioning Autism, he doesn't take meds. What are you talking about?

I have Asperger's. My childhood was a mix of "what a smart, well-read, polite, handsome little man!" and "why isn't this kid in special ed?"

Asperger's is basically is basically all the spaghetti green texts you've ever read, except without realizing you were dripping spaghetti until afterwards. But the thing is, if you're raised right, by adulthood you're pretty much indistinguishable from anyone else. Maybe a little more quirky, but in the insane socially retarded environment most young adults are in now, it's hardly noticeable.

tl;dr, Asperger's sucks as a kid, but through practice you can overcome it to the point where you're perfectly normal.

I'm still just as autistic, I'm just more aware of it and it's more painful now.

>Went to a psychologist last month
>Diagnosed with ADHD
>Talked about autism too
>Not diagnosed, but not ruled out
>The more I hear, the more likely it sounds that I have it.

Well, for me, I've been able to catch myself before I say/do something stupid, and I've gotten much, MUCH better at recognizing tone and facial expressions. When I was a kid, I was unable to even understand why what I was doing was wrong, but now I find I'm not much worse than other people at socializing. Have you been unable to catch yourself, or something?

The age at which you have children plays a large part.

Most people these days have children in their mid to late 30s, whereas not so long ago people used to have kids in their 20s when it was much easier to get a house and a job that could pay for it. Women also weren't influenced by feminism and trying to spend their youth being "career women" back then either.

>tfw the youngest generation of males from my mothers lineage are all autistic
How could this even happen?

I'm 22 and still have my problems, the problems that I always had with interaction with others.

Feel free to elaborate, old bean.

Indeed, I would be delighted to hear about your elaborations on these interactions you describe!

Stop it goy, you're making him uncomfortable.

goddammit you scared him away!

Don't you see my flag? I'm lazy

I summarize: I feel like I speak other language than the others

If we are talking about x which I like and I'm interested in it I am enthusiastic about the conversation, if not is almost impossible to give a fuck at the end

how anti climactic... i too have lost interest.

Just women. The chances of defects increases dramatically for women after 35. There isn't really any studies saying sperm goes to shit around any age.

Wrong.

theepochtimes.com/n3/1392478-are-older-fathers-more-likely-to-have-autistic-children/

"Earlier this month, an analysis of the mental health records of 5.7 million children found a correlation between advanced parental age (APA) and autism. Children whose fathers who were over 50 at the time of birth were 1.66 times more likely to suffer from autism spectrum disorder (ASD) than those born to fathers in the 20–29 age bracket. For mothers, those in the 40–49 demographic were 1.15 times as likely to give birth to children with ASD compared to women in their 20’s. "

True autism is me getting quads from this comment.

And that same article says the maternal side is much more likely, and then goes on to say ASD only increased on the paternal side when the mother of the child was younger than 35.

It's like being a Nazi invalidates your research or something

I ended up getting diagnosed with DID, which kind of took away from the positives of scoring so high.

lets not forget the helicopter parents who gimp there children on interactions and take them to the hospital to get pills for when they rage about not being able to do anything, then are raised like there autistic because the doctor needed to fill is drug quota for the month thus fueling the cycle of a kid raised on his own violation against his overbearing mothers wish's since he himself knows hes not autistic

but thats just projecting since my mom still thinks im retarded despite me being financially and logically(life choices) than the average fucktard kid, im still a sperglord and a virgin because i was never given the time to have friends or was allowed to leave the house due to my fights with her. fucking glad i droped out though, now i have an associates and a good paying job

I know that feeling. I too was professionally diagnosed with autism I am pretty high functioning but I cant stand social situations. I cant even ask proper questions to the professors at school. Every time I try they just give me a blank stare and then talk about something other than what I asked. I literally have no idea what to do about it so now I am on anxiety meds because I would get so worked up I would just leave class and walk up and down the hall until my next class.

>was born with an identical twin
>mum and dad decided to give twin away, kept me
>twin went to foster family
>met him at 18 (biggest shock of my fucking life)
>he's completely and utterly normal, great grades, gf, etc
>i'm an autist with no friends
>ask him what the hell is up with him
>he says he's always been like this
>meet his foster family
>absolutely amazing people, feel wanted and loved for the first time in my life
>cut all ties with biological family
>move in with twin
>over the course of 2 years he turns me from captain autist into a normie


autism exists, anyone who has seen someone with actual autism can tell you that. aspergers is a fake diagnosis used to cover up the failings of parents.

What did that family provide you with that let you get rid of the autismo?

Wuz

He was jokingly calling atheists out for being fedora-tipping spergs.

Maybe you do have autism.

they actually pushed me to improve, and my twin dragged me along to events where i could talk to people

i was full on autistic at first, but people were sympathetic when they found out about my childhood (now at 25 i realize my biological family was extremely abusive, i thought everyone was beat so hard they'd be unable to sit and would have to put bones back in their sockets) and after a few months i got a lot better

he also taught me practical real world stuff like how to act in an interview and whatnot.

CRYSTAL

pls god make this a meme

was this written in non ascii so I couldn't post it on r9k?

That's interesting. Maybe a lot of the autistic traits we exhibit are a result of leftover childhood trauma or conditioning. I fit all of the descriptions of autism, but when I think back my parents made me feel unwanted for most of my life which made me socially isolate myself because I believed they had made the right assessment.

Inability to make eye contact, obsession with solitary pursuits, general shyness and anxiety around people you don't know. What many of us self diagnose as autism might just be a shit upbringing. You could probably attest that it's hard to pull yourself out of this state by yourself.

chilldern

i do believe a lot of people diagnosed with aspergers (and autism now with aspergers not being a diagnosis anymore) were merely abused as children.

when i think about my upbringing, i realize a lot of it was out of my control. if i left the situation entirely i would have been hunted down and picked up by the police, child services wouldn't have given a shit, nobody would have trusted my word over my father's. i couldn't have stopped it, even if i tried.

i didn't even know it was seen as wrong. i was born into it and beaten when i even started to consider that maybe something wasn't right.

i started to see myself as deeply faulty in some way. i could never put my finger on it but i had a deep seated belief. my body language was perpetually depressed, i didn't talk much, i avoided eye contact and causing a fuss (a carryover from the days when the best way to not get hit was to just not be noticed).

if my twin didn't pull me out of that hole, i probably would have kept hating myself. it certainly wasn't easy to recover from either.

any child that is being diagnosed with aspergers should have a full blown family examination done at the same time. i can't exactly remember how my diagnosis went (mainly because i was 4), but i'm pretty sure i can predict how it went:

>i go in
>i immediately find a bare section of the room furthest away from my parents and go to it
>i huddle down, keep my head down with my eyes pointed away, and make sure to not make any noise
>the doctor tries to get me to open up and play, i avoid him as much as possible
>the doctor goes "yep he's autistic" and diagnoses me
>any poor social ability from that point onward is justified with "you're autistic and defective, now get in the corner and shut the fuck up"
>diagnosis effectively becomes a self fulfilling prophecy

Tell your professional that he's a retard.

if you can go out and have a drink with more people you are not an autist.

I f you can lie to them you are not an autist, that's not how autism work.

For people like you, it's the reason that Aspergers was described.

You're just socially inept, wich can easily be fix by changing social parameters.

The NLD it's the key, for me to know this, lenguague it's social based, and true autists can't learn it, like normal persons.

Of the few cases of autism I had meet none of them could hold a conversation like you are holding.

Go out, stop beign an autist and do something with your life.

The degree of mental pressure you can put on yourself, it's not enough for you to have to hide from the world.

Social Services is full of paedophiles and batshit insane lesbians. Better to take a few punches from Chad Dad than get raped every night by politicians in a childrens home. I had none of that, but am still a typical Sperglord. It's like I'm from a different universe than most people.

This is surprisingly accurate. The desire not to be noticed eventually becomes a part of your personality and it definitely shows in social situations and prevents you from living a normal life.

Consider a group setting, you're not going to want to contribute to the conversation or offer a witty remark even if you have a good one because you feel deeply afraid of what might happen, even if there's no actual danger. Though you desperately want to say it, there's a lingering inhibition that makes you just stay quiet.

Meeting new people becomes nearly impossible because you think they'll just have the same assessment of you as your parents or caretakers did. You feel worthless even if you have the upper hand from a social hierarchy point of view.

You find some solace by keeping to yourself, maybe you get an interest in something traditionally considered autistic like computers and electronics, and you just divert all of your attention to acquiring as much knowledge as you possibly can. It becomes a form of escapism from your own self hatred.

It's good to hear that you've pulled yourself out of this hole. The longer you live your life that way, the harder it is to convince yourself that your own thoughts might be working to sabotage your ability to be a normal, functioning human being.

Pic related is autism

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That's fucking hilarious.

Ok Cred Forums diagnose me.

Constantly thinking and having conversations with myself (I know it is my thoughts, but it passes the time)

Poor to the point of alzheimers memory. Don't remember anything. What I did yesterday, my childhood, a year ago. I can remember stuff I learned in classes and certain stuff to an unnatural degree. But mostly I'm blank.

Extreme laziness (to the point where it is ruining my life.) I failed college because of this. I wouldn't do any out of class stuff. Barely showed up to class. I could take tests and retain the info just fine.

I don't care how I live or what I eat. I would rather just eat the raw ingredients of something than bother making something. I could eat raw pasta for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the rest of my life for all I care. The only things I don't eat are fish, mayo, cream shit, most fruits, most veggies. I have the taste buds of a 7 year old. Eating that stuff makes me want to throw up.

I have no conscious care for social relationships.

I do weird shit like pacing around when talking to people. Fiddle with nick nacks when I'm bored (a pool ball will keep me entertained for weeks). A week ago I was just walking around at home waiting for my pile of french fries in the microwave to finish and I just walked into the corner of the room. I was in control the whole time and I wanted to do it.

When I was little I was tested because I would only interact with my Dad and was extremely un-social. Now I can go weeks and even months without going outside or talking to a real person. Btw my family still thinks I'm going to college and I live with them. I would have friends in real life, but I never go outside because I'm too lazy

Yep autism.

link to thread please

Wow, people call me those things and I've also been diagnosed with Aspergers

I might be an alien, Cred Forums!

Soon they will be claiming "New Proof Uncovered that Hitler had Autism" and then they will be linking Autism to Hitler and claiming all Autists are Nazis.

These people cry about the Nazis so much I'm starting to like them out of spite.

Wish I had it. Screencap'd it from some r9k thread a year back. I got a few more like this tho ill post

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holy crackers, what an autist

dear god I hope these are not real 100%

This is just sad

Literally a meme disease for special snowflakes
>That person is shy and doesn't like social situations
>He must have autism!
>This child failed to aquire basic social skills due to being pampered by liberal parents
>Must be autistic!
>Someone is geniunely retarded
>It's just a very bad case of autism bruh
Reminds me of how Tumblr claims that gender is a spectrum.

>you'll never be named Dr.Autism

No some people have a neurological (the actual design of the brain) problem that can actually be seen in the results of stuff that measures your brain activity.

>Your cake is in the oven. It sits in the dark oven all day not going outside while the flour that made it wonders where it went wrong
O-ouch

I always had trouble not acting like I was at home in more formal settings. Most people have a home self, a work self, a school self, etc. But when you're autistic that all blends into one consciousness.

Yeah, I don't buy into that whole Assagioli sub-personality stuffs either.

>however im one of the few in my family with 110 IQ

lol nice genetics brah

and autism

Sorry to hear about that user, I was forced on medication at a young age too. But because the school demanded I be, my parents were supportive when I stopped on my own.

you're too self aware to autistic. cut out the fucking drama.

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i have schizophrenia and I can confirm what that other dudes said. I thought I had magic powers in my inital stages, I thought I was jesus. You don't know shit about schizophrenia