I have never posted on Cred Forums, just lurk, but the clowns are beginning to appear in my area and i'm afraid of my and my family's safety how should I go about dealing with this? I doubt I'll be able to get a firearm. I'm a 21 year old college student who lives with his parents and only works part time. But I could probably get a bladed weapon. should I convince my father to allow us to get a firearm or should I buy a bladed weapon better than my usual pocket knife? any suggestions?
Basically guys clowns are starting to appear around america and try to abduct kids, one approached my property
Tyler Lee
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Andrew Cruz
>he thinks the clowns aren't real
Parker Peterson
>viral marketing for the it remake Pls go
Joseph Butler
don't abort your children
Brody Miller
> clowns are starting to appear around America and try to abduct kids
wat
Joseph Clark
What the fuck is that supposed to mean Is this some kind of an idiotic joke about that mcdonalds clown?
Levi Robinson
>I doubt I'll be able to get a firearm Get one and shoot any clown you see that seem dangerous. They're literally failures at life and wound up as rapists and murderers. Don't feel bad at shooting a clown,they disgust me and you'll save a bunch of lolis and shotas.
Fake normie shit to distract from actual threats (muslims)
Julian Perez
>Up to this point, law enforcement officials have not uncovered any evidence — "not even a prankster in a clown suit" — as The Associated Press reported. the new IT movie is going to be a disaster btw.
Sebastian Flores
Is clowns code for Muslims?
Grayson Cook
THIS IS VIRAL MARKETING MARKETING IS NOT ALLOWED HERE OP HAS POSTED EVERY DAY IN THE LAST WEEK SAYING THE SAME THING ABOUT CLOWNS WITH A DIFFERENT STORY STOP MARKETING HERE
Jace Peterson
>Marketers are committing felonies
Yeah ok CIDF
Jordan Nelson
Shoot them. Kill them. Avenge me.
Lincoln Morales
so the civil war won't be whites vs blacks and liberals but humans versus... fucking clowns?
Cooper Edwards
Clowny daggers yall
Camden Myers
Viral marketing for the IT remake.
Eli Morris
It's clearly the beginning of /r9k/'s Beta Uprising.
Jeremiah Miller
There has never been a black person as a clown. Clowns are whites. BLM want to kill them. Clowns are killing cops and blacks! It adds up!
Jeremiah Butler
They wear clown costumes but they're most likely Muslims taking children for indoctrination
Jason Mitchell
Oh no It's begun GET TO THE BUNKERS NOW I WARNED EVERYONE GET YOUR FUCKING TANGELOS OUT WW3 IS ABOUT TO BEGIN NO ONE IS SAFE
Matthew Hernandez
Nice try Rednose, but marketers wouldn't be abducting children.
Joshua Cox
Start listening to ICP and join the clowns!
Asher Price
Honestly not gonna lie, I saw some in my neighborhood when I was practicing driving. The day after my brother bought a pump shotgun and some boxes of shells.
Elijah Rodriguez
>any suggestions? Carry a bucket filled with water. They won't expect that.
Joseph Butler
>implying they're not one tried to recruit me
Carter Wilson
Please go away Clowns.
We know what you are up to - we won't fucking stand for it I tell you! We'll wipe the disgusting greedy smiles from your faces soon enough!
Dylan Gray
Lube and a toolbox
Samuel Torres
Clowns are destroying the white race, shoot to kill on sight.
Joseph Rodriguez
Las Vegas here, can confirm I saw one on the edge of campus last week. This is a real problem.
Alexander Brooks
>he thinks the clowns aren't in his area but are real
Nathan Myers
Viral marketing for "IT" remake.
Kevin Thompson
What do they want? Where do they come from? Who is their leader?
Charles Jackson
>>savannahnow.com/news/2016-09-14/sighting-clown-gun-reported-georgia Not all that fake. Clowns in muh area. As well as 2 others were caught south of atlanta trying to lure kids in the woods. And they caught the sunva bitch in the woods with a machete. So say what you will creepy either way.
Austin Reed
It's just people fucking around, user. They haven't killed anyone that we know of. It's happening here as well.
That being said, you need your father's permission to spend a hundred bucks or two on a firearm? Your family is noguns? Fuck that.
Mason Jones
The police have gotten involved in several states, I don't think this is viral marketing any longer
Juan Cox
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John Anderson
Clown detected, don't listen to this red-nosed gigglefuck OP, you bite the bullet and you get yourself an AR-15 asap
>be me innawoods with dad >we're plinking with new AR I just got for my 19th birthday >dad says he is proud of the man I am becoming >soniamproud.gif >suddenly, the buzz of a 150cc engine fills the air >a bright yellow car in multicolored polka-dots darts out from behind a tree >it's about half the size of a smart car >the door flies open and like 20 clowns surge out >i have to dive to the ground to avoid the initial barrage of spraying lapel flowers and flying pies >a cacophony of forced laughter and bike horns envelops the entire forest >it must be a raiding party, scouting for new territory miles from their hive >as I clamber to my feet I hear a shrill "GAHYUCK-HYUCK"ing rapidly approacing from my 7:00 >a gangly looking one is rushing at me in oversized shoes that fart with every step, attempting to garrote me with a long string of tied multicolored hankerchiefs >I whirl and put five rounds into his chest >his momentum catapults his lifeless corpse into my side and knocks me to the ground again >vaguely register the whoopie cushions hidden in his pink-striped blue dress coat blasting their last raspberries into the chilled forest air >after getting to my feet a second time I desperately look around for my dad >The remaining clowns are all grouped in a frenzied huddle, spraying seltzer water and windmill slamming rubber chickens onto an unseen victim in the center of the melee >Know it's already too late, choke back grief and rage and empty last of my mag into the horde >The clowns try to retreat to their car, bullets send blood and gore laced with confetti and silly string spraying into the air >manage to kill last of clowns before they escape with an expert tactical reload (thanks dad) >rush to my dad >lifeless eyes staring to the sky from beneath a pile of balloon animals and whipped cream >mfw
Austin Thompson
kek
Nicholas Richardson
he said he just wanted to scare people since it was being reported on the news so much
Nathaniel Hughes
>fake news story inspire young autists to dress as a clown I guarantee the fags that't be arrested listens to ICP and Slipknot
Blake Bennett
I am sorry for your lots
Angel Gomez
Weird, a story just like this came up in my town a few days ago. Man in clown costume spotted near the woods at one of the middle schools. They're looking for leads.
Chase Powell
Jesus fucking Christ
Lincoln Perry
The clowns were the real threat all along. I'm not joking around. They're going to have the last laugh, just you watch.
Leo Cook
>any longer
Jack Stewart
i live in b f e why they marketing here?
Christopher Russell
>IT remake
Alexander Sullivan
A juggalo was killed in my area.
He really wasn't doing anything other than being a retarded juggalo, but the clown hysteria whipped this guy up into a frenzy so when the juggalo made his walk from the mall back to his rural house (really only 6ish miles) the juggalo was shot smoking a cigarette on the side of a rural road where this guy's long ass driveway ended.
Maybe it wasn't the clown hysteria per se, still funny though
Jaxson Reyes
That would send the film makers to jail.
David Jenkins
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Kevin Johnson
because muh racism muh trump
Jonathan Morris
Jesus fucking christ they are outside right now - they're riding a tightrope on a unicycle from house to house and breaking in.
They'll be at my house soon and I'm unarmed.
Please, remembe me Cred Forums
Ian Thompson
I hope this is bait I'm biting
Jaxson Davis
> clown hysteria
Fucking Berenstein timeline
Evan Phillips
>beginning of civil war
The Great Clown Wars
Ryan Miller
Because the Jews are always looking for an extra shekel.
Seriously, they've already fucking ruined it; the new design for pennywise is so outwardly intimidating, it's disgusting. The original was scary becausr he looked like a normal clown for the most part; he made you uneasy. This one is just stupid.
Blake Gray
viral marketing for remake of IT. Ignore these threads.
Jacob Perez
>the clowns have crossed the Atlantic
Jayden Martin
>hey member pennywise? YEAH YEAH I MEMBER
Jack Sanders
Dress like a lady clown and seduce them
Logan Long
This is actually a legitimate thing happening in the us. It was on drudge a couple weeks ago
Kevin Sanchez
>on a tightrope
Leo Richardson
1° buy a gun 2° shot on sight
Thomas Fisher
This. After that whole beast bill nonsense I don't trust any shit like this anymore.
Easton Bell
Shoot them, word will spread, then they'll stop
Liam Diaz
>lady clown
It is common knowledge that the rare wild american clown only lusts after kids and young men.
Jacob Reed
Yeah because nothings says "watch my movie", like child abduction
Dumbass, clowns are asexual
Carson Roberts
Really though what's the best anti clown weapon? I carry an m9 now so that could be upgraded, but what about a main weapon?
I was thinking shotgun, because clowns wear loose fitting clothing, you may not hit them properly with a precision rifle. But that means I'd have to come within at least 50 yards of the clown.
I feel that staying far away and being aware is my greatest defense, I'd prefer to kill clowns from at least 100-150 yards, which means an AR set up, I'm thinking AR10.
BUT WHAT IF THEY SNEAK UP ON YOU
Robert Bailey
Beautiful.
Nathan Thompson
>american >no weapon
Come on. Lead is the only way for them to learn.
Liam Diaz
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Ethan Bennett
This exact thing happened in the UK, in Lincoln about 2/3 years ago.
Connor Scott
Kershaw Blur is a pretty good choice for a pocket knife. Any fixed blade worth a shit would be too cumbersome to carry effectively. I'd say get a good machete to keep near your door and always carry a good, sharp folder on your person. Or man the fuck up and get a gun. 12 ga shotguns can be had pretty cheap, or you could get a revolver in .357
If they get their custard pie on you and don't get to a doctor ASAP you begin the slow and terribly transformation into one of THEM. HEED THIS WARNING.
Luke Jones
Nc fag here. they started out in my town and have spread. i live at ground zero for the clowns. they are everywhere but there havent been many reports. the other night one was looking in my window. help
Connor Nelson
Pre-loaded crossbow to take one out before they reach you, like the pussy you are. Zweihänder for when you see them coming. Knife in your boot for when you don't have enough space to use your Zweihänder.
You will run out of ammo long before the circus runs out of clowns. Only steel needs not to be reloaded.
Owen Perry
They are usually in wooded areas so my suggestion is the snare trap that hangs them upside down from a tree. That way, you can then safely cut their throat. Or. better, put them in your dungeon for entertainment.
Joke: why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Evan Bell
Ncfag here You're full of shit and falling for fake kikebook hysteria marketing