The clowns are coming

Any mugshots of the people arrested?

I know who is behind this.

REMOVE CLOWN

remainder that this clown shit started as a few people organizing together in the deepweb

funnydawg com/2016/09/the-knoxville-clown-and-lying-kpd-cops.html

police in Knoxville act like the clowns r a joke, but found this. I've seen one of the googles downtown and ran like a google from a cop. what do?

elaborate

why are they doing it?

I'm ready

>suspicious clowns were attempting to lure children into the woods.
ok sure, these guys can get charged... if they were actually trying to lure the childrens.

But the other states and counties? What can they be charged with?

i thought this was either an adult swim stunt or viral marketing.

Wouldn't it be weird if this was the start of the emergence of a new cult/terrorist cell

And like in ten years time we looked back and were like"How could we have known, what could we have done about the scourge of the clowns"

people are probably doing this for shits and giggles, and also attention since we see the media being so eager to provide it

>Weird shit starts happening in a few states
>None of which is Florida

I think you're stressing over the wrong things, op...

I LITERALLY JUST SAID THE SAME DAMN THING!

was there ever any doubt
>extremist clown death squads

kek

it's a red herring

there is a site called midnight fears and this thing started as a creepypasta of some sort.

i still question whenever or not its from there but seems to be in line what the news are saying

better stock up on tangelos then

PLEASE HELP THERE ARE CLOWNS APPROACHING MY FUCKING HOUSE WTF DO I DO.

I DON'T WANT TO BE A CLOWN THEY'LL TAKE ME AWAY OR INFECT ME.

Why would viral marketing be on the bbc?

bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37455073

Knock knock open up its the pizza man outside fellow human Brit

If real then definitely a psy-op, but a clownish one: the Masters don't know what to do and are just throwing ideas at their former slaves.

being the based american I can be
>taking a stroll at night
>see one of those fuckers approaching me
>quickly yell SELF DEFENSE as i pull out my pistol with the safety already off and start popping his ass
>tfw go get a burger and enjoy my freedoms

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popping up in Mississippi too.
wapt.com/article/creepy-clown-spotted-in-holmes-county/3621471
video is pretty good.

Another soul claimed for the multicoloured god

THEYLL DESTROY US ALL

It's a shame this is probably over the remake of It because I'd much rather see a real life Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

v i r a l m a r k e t i n g

Because they're creeping people out. Causing a public disturbance. I'm surprised none have been shot and killed yet.

Wrong, its an antiabortion stunt, fool me once!

They're called juggalos.

>Alabama: At least nine people "identifying themselves as clowns" have been arrested and charged in Alabama in just over a week, according to AL.com

We should make 'Clown' a gender pronoun to protect their rights. I smell a lawsuit over this. Just because someone is a Clown, it does not mean they are going to kill you.

no it's not

clowns are funny

there's nothing funny about abortion

Honestly it's refreshing.

The Hollywood big wigs haven't done anything creative in a while.

See a clown?
PUT HIM DOWN!

OP is a shill kike faggot (Milo?)
Not politics

WAKE THE FUCK UP, SHEEPLE.

They arrested him and let him keep the mask on?

okay

This is some Teatro Grotesco shit right here

That's actually pretty disturbing

Is this even real? if I was American I would shoot them if I saw one

What if it's not a mask?

Maybe its some kind of new fetish, like furries. Dressing like clown, lurking in woods, fucking deers and eating squirrels...

/x/ fags probably know moar about this.

I'm ready for the creepy clown hunt

This happens every few years

Some mong dresses up as a clown and takes pictures looking spooky

GUYS, POLICE JUST RELEASED A PIC OF THE SUSPECTED LEADER OF THE CLOWNS

>I would shoot one if I saw one
>shoot one
>shoot
What are self defense laws like in Australia? Are they as bad as they are here?

I was watching a Dark 5 video about this earlier this month:

youtube.com/watch?v=w53BeMtPwd0

Its because creepy killer clowns are one thing but you don't even wait to shoot googles!

It's publicity stunt for new IT movie

*honk honk*

...

So it's like their form of meme magic?

Ha-ha!

Hee-hee!

Ho-ho!

When we'll find you - you will know.
Such wondrous things a clown will show!
We'll flay your skin and beat your hide
and see what we will find inside
Hee-hee! ha-ha! Hee-hee! HA HO!

>Seven, including two adults and five juveniles, face felony charges of making a terrorist threat.

FELONIES.
Damn.

>"Local police apprehend suspect accused of shooting and killing a clown. The suspect claims it was an accident stating he only wished to 'disable his hand so he couldn't honk.'"

It's the new thrill seeking.
Movies are shit.
Haunted houses are boring.
People want an actual thrill that puts their life in danger.
That's why rape fetishism is taking off.
People are becoming increasingly cynical that it's being common.

The fear of death almost doesn't apply anymore and most young people are banking on the world ending or WW3

I think it started with 1 sick fuck then a bunch of failed normies started to copycat

>not buying the real deal

Neck yourself, cunt.

Reddit get the fuck out

>People dressed as clowns are a terrorist threat
>Muslims committing mass murder are pure coincidence

I wonder what's going on in the other timelines.

The juggalos are getting more aggressive.

>What are self defense laws like in Australia?
We get arrested for defending ourselves, even if we don't accidentally murder them we still get charged with assault
Also body armour is a prohibited weapon

news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/thousands-sign-petition-to-free-ben-batterham-as-he-faces-court-charged-with-murdering-alleged-home-invader/news-story/e8e272246cc8b5525c6ac2049bfc62a4

I'm that gorilla dadddy dick
and if you dont blow me right
i might kill you

>no woods nearby to put up trail cams and hunt clowns
>no severed feet mounted on my walls
fucking sucks, i want to kill me some bozos

GAS THE CLOWNS

Oh boy this Halloween is going to be awesome.

>Also body armour is a prohibited weapon

You wouldn't want them to break their knives.

Insane clown posse is back...

anybody who's from south carolina knows that this whole shit started because people from south carolina are the dumbest in the nation and will believe anything they're told and then make up a lie about it to get attention too.

that's all it is. kids lying to adults which turned into hopeless niggers and rednecks lying to the press. the vast majority of these "sightings" never happened

>airshit

Faggot. Buy a real gun.

Nothing...probably just detained for questioning.

>dress up as scary clown
>go hang out in wooded area in popular park
>wave to people
>get reported on to police
>get detained
>don't say a fucking word
>get released
>go back next night
>repeat x3
>sue police dept. for harassment
>profit

Keep buying clown products, kids!

>all these people doing the same thing with no real connection

For years, us jesters and clowns have worked behind the scenes... engineering your societies, acclimatising your people to our presence.

Now the harvest begins.

dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/08/31/Police-investigate-clown-scare.html

>A 14-year-old boy told police that a 6-foot-tall man in dark clothing and a clown mask chased him a short distance as he walked to a school bus stop at about 6:15 a.m. Tuesday, said police spokesman Sgt. Rich Weiner.

>The boy told police that the incident occurred just before sunrise in his neighborhood, near Satinwood and Ironwood drives.

>He fended off the clown by throwing a rock at him and then fled to the bus stop, according to a police report. He arrived safely at Columbus North International School

This is walking distance from my house lol based kid with the rock hahahaha

Recognize this guy?

I spotted another clown trying to run for office

youtube.com/watch?v=FMNWQfaOmcY

lol 14 year olds never lie for attention!

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A common misconception, it is however the white faced clowns that rule over the clown society, even they fear something and that is the white-faced clown the one who never gets in the way of the custard. The on in the shiny clothes, and the deadpan makeup. The one with the little pointy hat and the thin mouth and the delicate black eyebrows.

tl:dr [spoiler] R.I.P Terry Pratchett [/spoiler]

Can't say I do.

Wish I did this would turn into a crazy thread.

inquisitr.com/1567640/violent-clown-attacks-terrorize-france-causing-widespread-panic/

You might think us red-nosed jokers are creepy, sure, but certainly not dangerous. You’d be wrong. Clowns never reveal their real names, and dress to obscure their identities. The rules of civilized society don't apply to us (what other stranger could offer candy to children and get away with it?), we have countless places to hide weapons on their person, and their appearance is downright unnatural. Clowns are the most dangerous people on earth, and the truth is, we are coming for your valuables, your children, and your sanity.

That's clearly a robot.

I can tell from the prosthetics and having fixed a few Androids in my time.

When you’re alone in the middle of the night and you wake in a sweat and a hell of a fright
When you’re alone in the middle of the bed and you wake like someone hit you on the head
You’ve had a cream of a nightmare dream and you’ve got the hoo-ha’s coming to you.
Hoo hoo hoo
You dreamt you waked up at seven o’clock and it’s foggy and it’s damp and it’s dawn and it’s dark
And you wait for a knock and the turning of a lock for you know the hangman’s waiting for you.
And perhaps you’re alive
And perhaps you’re dead
Hoo ha ha
Hoo ha ha
HOO
HOO
HOO
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK

(T.S. Eliot)

>Walking around in a clownsuit is now illegal in America
Lol "freedom"

clown suit probably wasn't illegal but trespassing on someone else's property to scare them probably is.

>tfw anticlown task forces are mobilized all over the country
>equipped with whoopee cushions, seltzer, and cream pies as standard loadout

Underrated

THE MONSTERMEN ARE COMING

>get arrested by police
>only answer questions by honking horn

Fuck off niggalo

since when is it illegal to dress up as a clown?

there called faggots. oh wait thats your title, welp you lost it FUCK YOU GOOGLE

We are spreading! HEE HAA HAA HO HO HEE HEE!

Look up the Toronto Circus Riot, you jibbering non-clowns!

Why can't it be monster girls, instead? We're merging with the wrong universe.

GAS THE MIMES, CLOWN WAR NOW

>>Reports are emerging from multiple states of alarming interactions with people in clown clothing.

It's viral marketing for the new "It" movie.

I can believe the media is falling for it. I can't believe Cred Forums isn't spotting the jewish influence here. Always look for the shekel.

This seems like an "It" stealth marketing campaign

fucking juggalos need to be gassed and their faggy hatchets melted down into bullets

Kirov airships are real in another time line. The good ones from red alert 2, not the shitty ones from 3.

His names Jonathan Martin and he's 20. He was arrested for disorderly conduct and "wearing a hood in a public place". Dumbass did this with 2 warrants out on him and got hit with those too.

I'd make him do gross and humiliating shit, like take a dump on the ground then eat it haha... other wise I'd blew his head off LOL......

What if they're fucking aliens, trying to fit in?

>clowns are the real jews and reptillians.

here is better picture

Can clowns open carry in Murica? Because someone is going to attack them sooner or later and the clowns will have to defend themselves.

Oh crap.
Rise of the Juggalos.

>jewish influence
Jewish Clown
jewishmag.com/92mag/clown/clown.htm

youtube.com/watch?v=clhtUcL3kw8

Honestly this seems like a pretty fun hobby and entertaining way to spend your evenings and weekends. Anyone in the IN area want to start a clowning club?

It's probably "it's just a prank bro" thing
I just feel bad for people who really work as clowns they have to put up with this shit

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>arrested

For what?

the term is native advertising

Clowning around.

P A Y D A Y
A
Y
D
A
Y
The future is now guys

kek. how long were you sitting on that picture waiting for the exact thread to post it?

c'mere Bozo...
LEMME SHOW U HOW FUCKING MAGNETS WORK
>[EMPTIES REVOLVER IN CLOWN'S FACE RAPIDLY]

Are clowns redpilled?

c'mere Bozo...
LEMME SHOW U HOW FUCKING MAGNETS WORK
>[EMPTIES REVOLVER IN CLOWN'S FACE RAPIDLY]..

"Making a terroristic threats" is the legalese term for "he said he was going to fucking kill us."

That's not a new thing.

It's marketing. Someone tried that here got beaten up and tied to a tree by locals

LAND OF THE FREE*

*unless you dress as a clown

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Goddammit

What's with the clown hate?

Are retards so afraid of someone dressed up?

Kek disciples shall hunt down these clown cultists.

"I wear no mask."

remember when the aqua teen hunger force guys got arrested for a similar tactic?

cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston.bombscare/

Who do you think is the clown?

PRAISE KEK! SLAY THE HONKING MENACE

I'll run silver, but I'm not doing gold

Wait a minuet that's me

It's not IT it's another clown based movie called clown Town

holy shit is that a joke? Please tell me that's not pennywise.

>it's not to start a degenerate clown rape fetish.

I want to paintmix like the cool rappers on TV!

Fuck off googalo

No, you got it wrong

abortion is quite funny

there's nothing funny about clowns

Lurking clown' arrested in Kentucky woods

foxnews.com/us/2016/09/25/lurking-clown-arrested-in-kentucky-woods.html

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Just shoot one. It'll make the news and they'll all go home. It's probably some weird deep Web forum where they are collaboratively trolling. Most likely pedos as well

Sgt. Rich Weiner kek

>16.10.16

So the world is literally going mad.
Okay.

Oh shit.
The same thing happened in georgia. Kids were talking about it in class.

Help I wanna fuck a clown.

>what do?
Grow up and use the word nigger or go back toReddit faggot.

I know that feel bro! All we can do is hope that our shitty self defense and firearms laws change one day. Are there any conservatives in Australia fighting for those rights?

Underrated.

>no one else praises these dubs

Fucking juggalos

I think I've got circus fever.

WEW

This is viral marketing for the new IT, you fucking retards.

>Middlesboro
T-That's a town over from me...

>clowns
>cucks
Pick two

OH FUCK

this will sound really racist but i never trusted them anyway

WE'RE HERE BOYS
youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

send help

Hmm: youtube.com/watch?v=df9WPTfKuQ0

Spoopy.

This is nothing, just media sensationalism. Clowns are not closing in on the outskirts of cities. Clowns are not a threat.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>that perfect skin tone

t. CIDF

Yep, counting down the days until one of these idiots gets severely beaten or killed trying to spoop the wrong person though

How did you derive Reddit from that?

>2020
>walls erected around all major cities to keep the clowns out
>every day the honking outside the walls gets louder
>I can only find it funny and keep laughing
>today, I threw a pie in the face of a child
>tonight, the CDF comes for me

its for the new "IT" remake (movie) you tards

In another universe, somewhere, Ciri is having sex with an alternate reality version of you

Are these juggalos?

Might be.

Seems to me that Israel might be implying that it started as a coordinated effort amongst a group of individuals. Media+ autism=copycat shit. Poof. Forced meme magic. Probably not as stable.

Cartoon frogs are changing an historical presidential election in the USA that will have consecuences that will change the history of mankind and society worldwide forever.

Oh wait, that's our timeline.

>Hey kid
>Stop the downloadin

Why didn't we listen...

that is an airsoft gun
and you are a cheap skype

B O D Y M A S S A G E

that is rly hot

What a clown

Scrubbalos pls go

When I first heard of these reports first thing that comes to mind is these fuckers

youtube.com/watch?v=p3vrb7ZHeT8

youtube.com/watch?v=uRqzxj-4Ylc

Stop shilling for your shitty clown movie faggot.

Stop responding to shill threads retards.

Clowns are the last remnant of implicit white identity.

>white clown uprising when

fake trump hat too

Why are you doing this mate? Are you indulging in your clown-child rape fetish?

youtu.be/x1ghVTWh2W0

>white

He gets to keep the childrens' organs after these cultist clowns ritualistically rape and sacrifice the children.

Happened outside of Nashville too wkrn.com/2016/09/21/teen-says-he-was-attacked-by-clown-in-coffee-county/

>tfw can't self defend against clowns because Canada lacks basic American style freedom

getting arrested for dressing up as a clown
>land of the free

I need a source on the girl just left of center.

This thread is now about sexy clowns. Post sexy clowns here.

>this faggot posts an airsoft gun and a fake trump hat
if youre poor i would sympathize. but still man we know

This shit happens all the time. In the UK too. Also saw something in the papers about it just the other week.

2013: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511762/Another-creepy-clown-terrorises-town-Teachers-police-online-photos-mystery-figure-scare-children.html

2015: dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/471381/clowns-terrorising-children-across-Britain-police-crack-down

Just tards being stupid, and / or papers being OTT as Halloween approaches. All around the same time of year if you notice.

and make Insane Clown Posse pay for it

Trespassing, loitering, intimidation (flimsy), etc.

>this thread

clown threads should be banable.

Red hairing*

You fool THE CLOWNS ARE AMONG YOU ALREADY KEKEKEK. WE ARE THE CLOWNS.

The clowns always get the last laugh!

fpbp

if you think this is viral marketing your fucking stupid, there's just too much of a risk of some jackass going out and assaulting or even killing these clowns and if that happens you get lawsuits up the ass

most likely just a bunch of creeps organizing this shit

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HOLY FUCK

im sure its just a prank bro but its weird how this has been going on for over a month and theres no solid explanation

user why

kek

i said god damn

>getting arrested in a clown costume
congrats I guess

Why you doing this shit. What'd they arrest u for?

What the fuck is going on here?

What did they do to you "on the inside"

In my day, killer clowns came from outer space.

>Trespassing
Trespassing what? It's public grounds.

>loitering
No, loitering is a (meme) law that says you can't block public sidewalks and other public places without doing anything. If you are out in the woods going for a walk it is not loitering.

>intimidation
The rest of the world doesn't have laws against being triggered like your safe space country.

Fucking retarded leaf, when will Hiroki range-ban Canada?

They're arresting people for dressing a certain way?

this fucking great movie not even scary just simply a great FUN movie

Great, now I have another fetish.

I want to see her asshole get blacked while she is still in full clown attire.

whoa

good post

I forgot about that show.

>now

You're behind the curve senpaitachi

This is all just viral marketing for the new IT remake.

Go fuck yourselves.

sage

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Topkek!

SECURITY THE CLOWN IS SABOTAGING THE AIRLOCKS AGAIN

[145.9]: You stupid fuck, the clown just finished raping the last shicurity. You know how to pray?

Meme magic is conjuring dark supernatural entities

Why are you doing this

Such a great game, chaos distilled into 2D graphics.

bro u need a new hobby lol

I'm just throwing ideas into the net, nigger.

THE MORE THEY ARREST FOR
NO REASON, THE MORE WILL COME

NOW GET A CLOWN COSTUME AKE SURE YOUR ONE TO HAUNT THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO MASTER THE TECHNIQUE OF MANIFESTING A VNTAGE FEEL OF DARKNESS, HAUNTING VIBES IN THE LOCATION YOU RESONATE IN

THE SCARIER THE MASK THE BETTER THE EFFECT
ALSO IF YOU USE A
SIMPLISTIC MONOTONE MASK

>PURCHASE A CLOWN COSTUME
APPLY A SOLUTION TO LIGHTLY LAYER IT WITH DUST AND CLEAN FINE PARTICLES OF DIRT TO ADD A VINTAGE DUSTIC FEEL

>PURCHASE A FANNY PACK
>MODERATE TO HIGH QUALITY PORTABLE MINITURE BATTERY POWERED SPEAKER WITH AN AUX CHORD INPUT OR IF IT COMES WITHIT THATS FINE
>PURCHASE A POTABLE SOLAR POWERED USB CHARGER THEY'RE CHEAP
>INVEST IN A THROW AWAY CELLPHONE WITH AN SD CARD SLOT GET AN 4-8 GB SD CARD

GO TO MIXCLOUD.COM AND SEARCH DARK "DRUMFUNK" OR SEARCH "OLDSCHOOL DARK JUNGLE" CLICK PLAY AT PIVOTAL MOMENTS OF EPIC REACTIVE WIN
THIS IS THE SOUND OF TRUE TERROR OR RATHER THE SOUNDS OF INCREASING DARKNESS..

????
PROFIT

HAUNT THE AREAS IN WHICH YOU LURK AND ROAM

BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO ITS CHOICE. ITS JUST OBVIOUS HOW THIS CAN BE MOST EFFECTIVE.

clowns cant come in your house unless you invite them, or u have a pie cooling on the window sill and they come in the window. get your bike wheel ready just incase tho

Nigger I work at fucking walmart and i still bought the official hat.

All I know is I wanna give this one the dick

>creepy clown haunting America

You guys always get the weirdest shit to happen to you.

At first I would have agreed with you. The fact that this is being reported by outlets such as npr and e bbc lead me to believe otherwise. I would assume that Hollywood would not go so far as to have their marketeers arrested.

Then again the whole thing is a Jewish conspiracy and everyone is in on it so what do I know.

Bingo.

It's like I'm really playing Space Station 13

This timeline is really going to a wacky place.

Clowns spotted in Pensacola too.

I know what you mean. Sometimes I need to read The Onion news just to remind myself this is reality.

On mobile but hey

But Soros even brought them out and they stopped being funny. I'm getting a foreboding feeling that even with a Trump win, we're headed for international conflict and chaos.

Maybe, I mean it seems plausible but I'm not 100% convinced yet. Usually marketing like this is done is a more tame manner. Either online or at specific places where lots of people will see it. I can't think of any recent examples, but the Blair Witch movie's advertising was more what I expect.

This stuff with the clowns just seems a little too weird to be viral advertising. Here are some reasons why I think it might be something else.

1. Most of the areas the clowns are seen in are rural areas. The population density is low, and people there aren't the typical movie-going demographic targeted with viral ads. While it's true the advertisers may want to set up a certain mood, or want to corner a new market, it just seems like a strange place to go to. I would expect creepy clowns to be posing around in a big city, generating a lot of photos and discussion. In the middle of Cow Shit, NC, no one is going to be taking Snapchats and Instagrams of weird clowns out in the woods.

2. Additionally, there was no guarantee that anyone would even see the clowns, much less care. If they're hanging around the woods, it's more like they're trying to remain hidden. Viral marketing only works if people actually observe it and start talking about it. Again, in Cow Shit, NC, it'd be possible for the clowns to go completely undetected for a long time. Even if they are spotted, it's no guarantee that the one dude who saw them is even going to post about it on FB.

3. Finally, the danger involved in this stunt is way too high. You do this kind of shit in big cities and states with strict gun control. In rural areas, you're liable to get your head blown off if some grumpy old farmer sees you dicking around his property. Additionally, if the clowns are going after children, a father might pull his CC piece and shoot before asking what's going on. If this was going on in LA, it'd be pretty safe for the actors which is why I'm not settled on it being advertising.

>people don't realize that this is a publicity stunt in order to get parents to bring their children back to the circus instead of laughing at human freaks on the internet, which has utterly destroyed the circus business

think about it

I'm fucking tearing up now and literally spitting.

>be american in 2016
>wear clown costume to scare people
>harmless fun
>get arrested
Shit like this would have gone under the radar 20-30 years ago, now you'll go to jail. No wonder people stay indoors now, you go outside and you'll get harassed by police and arrested.

these clowns just want to spread love, but hateful people are trying to get them killed by spreading lies

I was disappointed with 31. It was okay but after the pure kino of Lords of Salem I expected more from Zombie.

>airshit
>fake trump hat

fucking die pleas

Spotted the clown

We've got them here too.

wsaz.com/content/news/Clown-sightings-spread-to-Ohio-394595731.html

What if there really is some clown conspiracy? I mean Harley Quinn becoming popular and now this clown shit? Someone should ask /X/ what they think.

> Hear about spoopy clowns
> Joke with friend about it being a chaos cult spreading across the USA
> Evil cannibal clowns honking perversely as they consume their prey
> clown stories become more frequent
> Think it's isolated incidents, people copycatting and shit
> mfw clowns spotted in my own town
> mfw walking distance of my house
> mfw it's honkining
> reports from friends of clowns peeking into random houses in the middle of the night
> IRL has become B-Movie grade horror

I fucking hate clowns.

That's the thing, viral marketing usually isn't this weird or in as of remote areas. Some kind of strange cult initiation, stand as a creepy clown on a rural road for x hours?

>joked about creepy clown cult and it became a thing :( Watch them end up actually eating kids in FL or something.

THE LAST LAUGH WIL BE OURS

>not having pixi as your clown gf

>mfw it's honkining

clowns reported in Marion, OH

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13928/web

Am I the only onw who geniuly likes clowns? Was in the circus as kids a bunch, we had Enrico the clown on tv and Hospitalclowns cheered me up after a Operation as kid

:,) finally someone else. I've always been mocked for liking clowns but they're HILAROUS!! the big rubber shoes and the honking and antics, fucking fantastic.

You just have the same costume, post face, its not like its not on the internet already.

This damn chick started a fetish for me that I've never been able to satisfy.

>Hospitalclowns

I enjoy them when they know what their doing but I've known more than one IRL and they are all weird guys. At the very least they're drunks but they range from that to pedos.

Yes they go around and cheer up folks they are awesome

rotenaseninternational.com/

I have this creepy mental image of hundreds of evil clowns in a roman style amphitheater honking excitedly as people in the ring are consumed / sacrificed / whatever the hell the clown cult actually does.

In something like a circus, clowns are tolerated, if not expected. Those guys usually know what they're doing, and are the exception really.

I imagine a birthday clown is about the same level as a mall Santa in terms of life achievement, perhaps a step above.

Now a clown looking in my window at 2 AM holding a balloon is up to no good, kill on sight.

>fake gun
>fake hat

A literal phony with literally no excuses since you're American.

>tfw got away with raping a Stacy

You have no idea how great it felt. I'm not even a robot but this cunt was so stuck up and it was such a thrill to pin her down and force myself inside her while she tried in vain to squirm away.

RAGGLE FRAGGLE

>start rioting and burning down your own city for 4 days
>barely any media coverage

>dress as a clown and go for a walk
>worldwide media coverage for 4 months

can we crowdfund a new media outlet?

WESTBALLZ

Hello. /x/ here.

It's a bunch of bored teens fucking with people. With the remake of IT coming out soon and Harley Quinn's popularity, psycho clowns are in the public mind.

Thank you for listening.

>nothing this exciting will ever fucking happen

end me

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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I TOLD U THEY WERE FUCKING HERE U FUCKS
BUNKER UP

cosmic clown cock

this is sum next level funny shit m8

>mfw I manage to land on the alt-right cartoon frogs and terrorist clowns timeline

youtube.com/watch?v=HDQux9tAzQ0

What if you wear the clown costume as part of a religion which is about raping children? Is it progressive then?

Mfw just a regular city clown

Keep posting Brazil

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>tfw in Alabama
>tfw hate clowns

Is it illegal to walk around the woods dressed as a clown?

When police get a complaint from a citizen, they must go check it out. And in the US, based on the citizen complaint, they can detain you while you give good account of yourself (produce ID, explain why you're lurking in the woods)

>trying to lure kids
>trespassing

These will get you arrested.

>Wisconsin: Gags the Green Bay Clown wanders around town

From Greenville, and we dont have a fucking clown happening. That part ofv own is full of white trash and niggers, so pretty sure the 'clown' was some drunken pedo redneck or it was made up entirely by the niggers in the apartment complex.

its okay if no one sees you or if there are no kids nearby

>that's me
youtube.com/watch?v=JgGFHEFXu1w

LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW

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yes
in Alabama we banned Clowns for being creepy motherfuckers
then we lynched them

It's a hoax, there's a reason the callers aren't giving the cops their identity, it's just a marketing stunt for the movie.

Oooooo I agree with all of your post!!!!!
Ww3 4 life

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>born too late to explore the new world
>born too soon to explore space
>born just in time to become a post apocalyptic clown slayer.

Show me your tits, why where are your uggs?

This is happening in GA too. A pic was taken of a clown on a motorcycle on a street near a dense shopping area that I know very well. Lots of stuff going around about them showing up in neighborhoods too. Also I know pretty recently one got arrested at a Walmart somewhere near here.

They've been pretty adamant its not them, their position if it was advertising why not use Pennywise?