ITT: Its 1914

>ITT: Its 1914

HAPPENING!

FRANZ FERDINAND HAS BEEN SHOT! PEACE KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

HAPPENING!

BTFO, how can they ever recover

Gavrilo Princip did nothing wrong

Eh, no way the Russians are going to risk a war with Germany over this.

Daily Reminder Russia couldn't beat the Turkroaches, Germany would beat the shit out of them regardless

NATIONALITY OF THE SHOOTER HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED

COUNTRY OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN

Guys, the Ottomans just declared war.

Kebab is coming for us. I don't think anyone can survive this.

Holy fucking shit. Why is nobody talking about this? Austria and Hungary will get a blast out of this one.

Oy Vey Goyim, don't you see? The Balkans are white like you.

...

Rare.

In fact, I don't think I've ever seen that one.

>Oy Vey Goyim
>mOSAD
>Mossad

WTF

I'm a time traveler guys, and I'm here to say that Jews still suck in 2016

GERMAN EMPIRE SUPPORTING AUSTRIA! HAPPENING LEVEL "YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS"

underrated

>I'm a time traveler

Stock charts or GTFO

>mfw Eurocucks go to war again

Haha, our glorious isolation shall never be taken from us

>Implying Europe will go to war

Every fucking time something happens you guys go crazy. Guess what? It's all going to blow over this time too.

HOLY SHIT, FRANCE VS GERMANY VS RUSSIA!

But do you think they'll remember to keep the right flank strong?

>1914
>Not realizing the Eternal Anglo wants this
end yourself

>The sick man of Europe is coming at us
Oh no, I'm so scared!

Time to take Constantinople, lads. With based Churchill in charge nothing can go wrong.

Germany Stronk

>literally just an archduke

wow it's fucking nothing

>Russia
>Winning a European War

>0.03 Franks have been deposited in your account

You do know Poland is older than USA.

>implying war can happen in Europe with the current empires and detterents.

Literally not happening, go back to sleep.

You're going to love 1929

>no source
dishonest and queer

>implying the tsardom wont last for another 500 years

LARPers get the fuck out

What is the Pole-Land you speak of?

Is it some sort of gentleman's club?

>mOSAD

For some reason I really want to make a joke about Jews, not sure why though

Oh shit, I hope this doesn't erupt into one of the largest human conflicts on record!

>Implying Romanov isn't an Anglo Puppet
>Implying Russia would survive literally any conflict
>Implying a revolution wouldn't be the ultimate happening
Kek disapproves of you.

The Austrian got Serbed!?

The fucking madman actually did it

DID SOMEBODY SAY WAR???

LET ME JOIN BRITAIN AND FRANCE AND PULVERIZE GERMANY AND FORCE THEM TO SIGN A TERRIBLE PEACE TREATY, WHAT COULD GO WRONG???

I predict this thread is gonna get deleted

America won't join the war, you autist, we will just sit back and get comfy while watching the happening. Stop reading those shit Napoleonic Books and get back in the real world.

Absurd. Heavier-than-air flight is just a silly fad among the lower classes.

Any intelligent man can see that this will be the first major war to be decided by Zeppelins.

Everyone calm the fuck down.

>revolution
Happeningfags are the worst
Russia has never been better; theres no need for revolution

>america
>relevant

How's your """""""empire"""""" working out in the Philippines?

No war is going to happen, good God you fucks are paranoid.

So, I've been doing some... reconnaissance... and I think if you want to do that, you want to invest in minesweepers. Heavily.

Also, consider how to best use Naval Artillery to support an amphibious landing, and how to protect solders during the attack.

where you at familia? why would America need mines?

Relax it's one fucking guy from an irrelevant shithole

fucking happening fags

too poor to even go to war, representing.

How the fuck is this a happening, literally nothing will change

fucking Cred Forums retards going nuts when Who-the-fuck gets shot

Nah, the ottomans do. They have a strait that makes them relevant. Mines are a no-brainier.

Also, a war in this day and age is going to burn a LOT of equipment. Landing that with rowboats isn't going to happen.

>be me
>unit is full of Bohemians, Croats, Bosniaks, and Poles
>The NCOs are all Hungarians
>Our CO is Austrian and only speaks German
>He says we're being ordered to advance on Belgrade
>No one understands German so we get drunk instead

How... Do you function?

grade A leafery

>This is what the French Actually believe
Surrender to the Reich, Joan.

I HATE THE FRENCH SO DAMN MUCH

>I HATE THE FRENCH SO DAMN MUCH

t. Alsace-Lorraine

SERIBA YES

we don't

threads like these are usually fun

but this one is shit tier

t. jew

mark my words, you will pay for it some day!

Jaures could stop it. Why didn't we liste?

Redpill me on what's going on in Turkey with the Armenians

dunno but they appear to be on some sort of pilgramage. all their villages are empty. i am sure it's nothing to worry about. move along

Austria Hungary is about to SLAM Russia and Serbia. How can anyone compete with their Skoda guns and million man army?

The great Habsburg Empire is on the march again and all shall tremble before it.

>mOSAD

so how about dem socialism? i really like their idea of a utopian society.

also friendly reminder that the paris commune was nothing to do with socialism and real socialism hasnt been tried so far

>be slaughered by own national army
>nothing to do with socialism

>Using current dialects instead of the appropriate one

You young whippersnappers do not know anything, do ya?

I think socialism will bring the next hundred years into prosperity