Polandball

I've been feeling kind of down lately so lets have a polandball thread.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=ym2GgGXHUMI
exiledonline.com/paraguay-a-brief-history-of-national-suicide/
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Why is it called Polandball when it's pattern is of the country of Monaco?

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Of an Australian meme

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Can you guys post more Finland ones?

Finland ones are the comfiest

Always thought it was cool how so much work goes into some of these.

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Walls really do work

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It's time.

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Thus is the burden of the USA.

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Underrated

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Thanks Ameribro.

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I CALL ON BASED POLISH MAN TO KILL THIS GAY THREAD

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jew cubes are some of the best

Poverty ball

wew

stay mad faggot

Jewmind

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i love polandball

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This should be updated

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Nice

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Why is Iowa shooting itself?

lmfao

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One of my favs

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Wouldn't you shoot yourself if you were from Iowa?

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I am from iowa nigger.

Well, at least you aren't from Kentucky or worse...North Dakota.

there's also a leg day meme in here

damnit america, don't forget leg day after all the high tech purchases

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is it that hard to figure out? go buy the gun nigger

Never gonna happen, lol

people stopped posting poland ball?

7am and im still shit posting

It is hard to figure out. What is wrong with Iowa?

We all know North Dakotans are a meme

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i dont

fuk'in sav'd
irish are the worse shit stirers

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this just hurts

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What happened to Brazil and Paraguay?

North Dakota in a nutshell

i dont know

those the poeple about the native indian burial site? they should just move the burial

>Navy seals
>spetsnaz
Clearly the best specops

Haven't seen this one.

Gave me a good chuckle

My favorite. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ym2GgGXHUMI
Translation for those who don't know potato runes.

is well that there’s no Tsar.
It is well that there’s no Russia.
Well, that God does not exist.

Only the yellow sunrise,
Only the stars made of ice,
Only the million centuries.

Well – that there is no one,
Well – that there is nothing,
So black and so lifeless,

That one cannot be deader,
And nothing can be blacker,
That no one is there to help us,
And nothing needs to be done.

1930

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Sounds like some edgy shit to me vlad.

fuckin SNP, forcing me to vote

That's some dedication m8

Thanks for the translation Ivan

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This actually made me feel really bad for Russia.

Moar?

Only /k/'s autism could produce something so beautiful

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he try'd to teach them to be independant, he try'd to be a good father.

epic win

Post.more just lurking here

All Russia wanted was love and family. Is that too much to ask for?!

Dedicated to the Great Bathhouse in the North.

Russia annex'd its family to form mother russa

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Not funny faggot

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thumb nails real small sorry if pics are off topic

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damn i feel bad for poland

lmfao

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i don't poland needs to hit the sidelines

Author's name is Georgy Ivanov, if anyone's interested in source.
Well, the piece of poetry /did/ come out during a sorts-edgy period of our history.

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If they did that they would have one less thing to bitch about, and they can't have that anglo bro

fuck the EU

Walls work

its what everyone else does, christian graves have been moved in the past. is there anything there? or are they just complaining about a patch of grass

so it's true, finns are actually literal medical autists

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the roof hasn't fallen in on me, so i can confirm with all certainty, walls do work.

Elizabeth is my Queenfu don't tell my fiance, I would have fucking rekt her royal birth canal in her prime

thank you

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This one always gets me

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Kek

i did it, ive reach the limit, go me

>Mexico
>Winning wars
>Staying alive
This is some mexican intellectual shit right here

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limit no longer 150?

>not aussies in the last panel
I missed KHAN'D

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Kek. The Jew cube wasn't even invited

makes it all the more hilarious

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idk but we'll find out soon

well I've unload'd my balls

My favorite

>surrender

Maybe at some point there is a person or two buried, but they are claiming the entire pipeline's path is one large grave site. Pure idiocy. We even have laws in the states that protect burial sites of all kinds as cultural monuments which are not to be touched. The whole thing is a strawman really.

>JTF-2
My god its actually perfect.

bunch of twats
the ones what didn't, died

still fuckable after all these years too

fuck pooland

A, roytity, toytity, toy, says I.

rottey tooty so fruity

So why is Israel a cube?

Because Israel is beyond normal standards of a nation.

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>my very first time
lying slut

because its not a (((real country))) its rightful palestinian clay. form after a lacks in miltarty mandate

this one is gold

Jewish physics!

How was hitler recieved in the uk do you know? The average american supported hum untill pearl harbor and alot of prominent figures supported him aswell

>we could have allied and made the perfect world
Would that be possible with england?

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Agreed, they are

indiffrent, the only reason we went to war is because britian would have been taken over by the reich. but having a monarchy, (whos german) i support centralized power to a degree.
The same reason nazi germany wouldn't work is the due to the same problems you are seeing today, war has always been a great way to control the pop and progress tech

ukrain is russian, they speak russian ergo.
fuck pooland and romanianacs

Oh fuck holy kek

>Canada a rat getting tossed to the side

Fucking keked.

cute

war went down hill once we created WMDs
old accountss also talk about how dishonourable it is to use artilary, look back further, arrows were for cowards.
this is why in modorn day they say war must be fought with ...eeer moderately arm'd oppersision "conventionaly" shouldn't kill an unarm'd fighter

Just curious Anglo bro how do you feel about the impending Brexit and future prospects regarding that. It seems the EU is damn determined to screw over any trading deal between you two. America however seems ecstatic to set up deals with you fellows

Wait
what country is the pig headed one?
And if that's supposed to be the G7, wouldn't there be Italy instead of that one?

take your gayboy faggotry else where fucking puff

Pls go back to r/Polandball.

lulz

You can't tell me what to do.

I think it's Switzerland.

>What is the Winter War

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Do you see Latvia in the list of G20 countries, you son of a whore?

The EU should have declared war on us, but its 2016, and they are no longer self sustaining due to globalism, so they cant (NO EU ARMY) and only the founding members can leave, the last one to stay in wins all of the buffer states.

we did this picture in school, japan is rats skull, the pig & rat is ment to be italy, i got what its ment to symbolise, some eastern union

That's why it isn't even a head, but a rat clinging on the main opponent of Russia for help, no?

i can and did, weather you do it or not is your choose, dipshit just got school'd

More ?

something like that, a minor power, but the pig italy, yes everyone in class said about the colour.

ffs its 9 am -.- what am i doing

meh, eat shit, you know that I meant you can't force me to, you little bitch.

have some more senpai

dyslexic man walks into a bra

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projecting much? you must still be quite young, off you pop too school already, you little faggot or putins going to rape your parents for raising such a fuckwit

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Shitposting, a worthy cause

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Looks like a grim state in the future Congrats again on getting out while you could, and best of luck against Sarkozy

nigga my parents are a part of russian corrupt elite, nobody gonna rape me, bitch. i'm invulnerable

bitchs dont know about my shitposting skills

Get us some insider info at least.

Yet they are admired nonetheless

>my parents are a part of russian corrupt elite
oh yeah ivan, and i keep all the bears out of england by claping my hands every morning before i wake up. now stop being a shitlord, your no good at speaking english. I've heard parrots more entertaining

arigatou gozaimasu kohai

Anybody got more of Ireland?

im out of poland balls sorry

>your no good
yep.

like what? my parents are into foreign affairs stuff mostly, what you wanna hear?

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All I have left or Ireland my friend

i dont like the irish, sorry

>your no good
dont be telling me what natives talk like
i bet your still trying to get your head around the diffrence between the words "just" & "only"

I see the "CIA". Subtle. Very subtle.

ahaha what the fuck why are you even comparing them? you prolly a little paki bitch

now its all just one half moon

>CIA
where?

F.

Look closely

keep it coming kiddo, your only making your self look thick as pig shit, russia has no identy/culture its one massive piss blob of a country

people in glass houses should throw stones, list time i check'd some of your police cars have arabic writern on the side

i see it now, when are you guys going to stop pretending to be bulgium and just come out and say your german?

kek

They're dutch and French

so that makes them ethnicly french then

>Half country speaks dutch, the other half french, germanophones are literally some 70k in the whole nation
>we're german now
>hwat

your a buffer state from WW2, and your EMPs trigger me so hard

Anyone got the one about France and England talking about their wars and friendship over history?

Underrated

War of the Triple Alliance or just Paraguayan War. Imagine it as something like a war where France, Germany and Italy unite to invade Switzerland. It was the deadliest and bloodiest war ever in South America, a fucking massacre.

>Wife's son

i never really got this one

Haha yeah right

>Russian
>not commie anymore
You've never even seen Russia, have you?

More accurate

star of david looks like a 4d cube

My god, the attention to detail is amazing.

wheres your Tsar

The last Serbian emperor got BTFO'd by Russian spies for trying to convert to Catholicism, unite and protect Europe from roaches.

You know nothing.

fuck you pooland, your gonna get enriched to fuck. enjoy your pee uuu

East portuguese Africa was never British.

see this

exiledonline.com/paraguay-a-brief-history-of-national-suicide/

Paraguay decides to be better than everyone else. Then declares war against everyone else. Wins. Then loses. Then loses harder. Then keeps fighting after it just doesn't make sense to anymore. Then loses like more than 50% of it's male population and is still fighting.

lol we need more countrys like that

can someone give me a summary of this one?

>#4

Unf

It's pretty much what it says on the tin. Romania fights to get independence from the Ottomans. Later all the Balkan states gang up on the Ottoman Empire. Near the end of the Bulgaria gets greedy and attacks it's former allies. So then everyone gangs up on Bulgaria and Romania gets a little larger. In WW1 in the beginning it remains neutral but then enters the allies in 1915 for the purpose of gaining the Romanian bits of the Austro-Hungarian Empire with some Russian help. It fails at this attack pretty miserably and mostly just ends up giving the germans war loot and food to help them stave off starvation for another year.

This is great.

Thanks, but I was looking for info on the comic I replied to, the one where UK crashes like a meteor into 4 countries.
I nearly fell off my chair laughing.

I'd enjoy these more if half of them weren't cucked manifestations of plebbit and other such anti-Russian shite

We get it Finland, you "won" ONE war against the USSR.

Oh my sides.

Is there a site or name for these war infoboxes? I see them everywhere and was hoping there was.

it is called wikipedia you stupid fucking bong Jesus Christ

Like fuck is that a real wikipedia article debtfag. Nobody is autistic enough to create a wikipedia page just to make one of these jokes.