I need as much dirt as I can get on Donald Trump before 9PM tonight! I'm asking for.. a friend!

I need as much dirt as I can get on Donald Trump before 9PM tonight! I'm asking for.. a friend!

he has a MASSIVE cock apparently.

DRUMPF IS RACIST AND HAS AN ILLEGAL WIFE

Trump is actually Drumpf aka German aka a Nazi aka literally Hitler.

He wears clean clothes...and he did not wash them himself.

Has a money laundering scheme hidden as a charity - Clinton foundation I think.
He also ran an unsanctioned and illegal email server that hosted classified and top secret state information.
He's a idiot cos the server got hacked and the the dumb fuck lied about it to Congress.

He sharts in the mart

Hes HITLER
HES a STALIN GOMMIE
I heard he likes water
He doesn't drink alcohol
Thats all I know.

FACT: I hate drumpf, he makes me angry!

t-Joseph Gonzalisquie

He will make America great again

Drumpf will Pmurt America!

He's planning on cheating on Melania... he's going to fuck Hillary Clinton on November 8.

Zing!

His ancestors changed their name from drumpf

If this gets out his campaign is finished

I hear he smells like jasmin and roses from distant mysterious lands.

He bathes in FD&C Orange Number 1 twenty-five times a day.

Checked

Trump fucked your mom

I heard drumpf only sleeps 3 or 4 hours a day. That means he is in a constant state of sleep deprivation and unfit for president.

He's a reverse hippy and grows his hippy hair forward over his head.

he's associated with nazi frogs, or something