Why aren't you NEET yet, Cred Forums?

Why aren't you NEET yet, Cred Forums?

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I enjoy the benefits I receive from being paid for working. If I could get paid for not working, I'd do that.

Because I need money to survive. My parents aren't rich and I don't have a disability so the NEET life is impossible for me.

Because I have to support you and your wonderful contributions to society, user-kun

>what is responsibility

Moderation is key to life and responsibility shapes character, but clearly you have none so make the most of it

T. Wagecuck

I dont work. My wife works.

It's hell. I feel so bad for her. She comes homes exhausted. She comes home at 8 every night. Tired. Defeated. Stressed. Sometimes she comes home to more prep assignments for the next day of work.

Working is awful.
There has to be more to life. There HAS TO BE.
Shes working. Eating. Sleeping. Working.
Like a hamster stuck on the spinning wheel.
Repeat repeat repeat.

Meanwhile I stay home and sleep in. I wake when my body is ready. I spend each day enlightening my self. Appreciating art. Philosophy. Memeology, etc.

I feel bad for the wage cuck for he is not truly alive.

>You have to be a wage cuck to be considered responsible

Typical Australian shitpost

I like working and I make money. When I'm off work I deal with more shit then when I'm driving around doing things and talking to people

I don't know. Literally had a pretty good paying job, easy as shit work and I still question why I am not just staying home all day working through shit I actually want to do.

Having good work ethic is the worst possible thing in the world. You feel obligated to work harder even though you don't even need the money and all the work does is drain what little time you have.

I am working hard go prepare for the coming Global Race War I

I am. Best choice of my life. The shitty feeling of not enjoying my free time ended after a couple months of being a NEET. Be NEETs, anons.

Because being a net negative in the economy is for cucks.

>tfw my parents are rich but i still can't be NEET for that long or they will kick me out

because I won't take advantage of my parents kindness

>working for early retirement

Once I get my passive income flow to exceed my cost of living, I will retire.

I will not be in education, employment, or training. Thus I will become a NEET.

NEETdom is the endgame.

I am NEET and I am voting for Hillary.

Because I don't feel like being homeless.

Because I like going on vacations.

When was the last time you flew somewhere?

Bukowski was kind of dumb.

He failed to realize that some people can, in fact, enjoy doing whatever their career is in the same way he enjoyed being poor and thinking he can write.

I work like 17 hours a day because none of it even seems like work, in that time I exert about an hour of actual effort(about as laborious as typing this post) and the rest is talking to people and hanging out.

I could reduce this time or walk away from it entirely, that freedom is a good feeling.

I feel bad for talentless wastes of oxygen like you who have no calling. See, Bukowski isn't something for you to look toward emulating, because Bukowski actually made money while being a bum - you don't. You leech off your mother and that's pathetic.

This is why I went on Twitch streaming. Now I'm getting paid for playing video games. IT's a dream come true.

what do you do user?

Bukowski was based

Feels good to be so mentally unstable i can be a neet

This. Most of his books boil down to self-hating wallowing and somehow women didn't want to stick around with someone that's such a fucking downer.

The modern day equivalent of being a stripper. Good luck once you hit 30 and you realize that shit doesn't translate into actual career advancement.

Doesn't count unless you get paid enough to sustain yourself without tendies from the mom, britfag.

Because I like investing, going to sporting events, going to concerts, going to museums, and traveling.

But, hey, I bet Cred Forums and ramen every day is cool too.

I don't give a fuck. It pays well for doing nothing.

Neither do strippers. Hopefully you're smart enough to be saving at least 30% of your income. But you're probably not.

Because I'm doing my part in society.
You'll be depressed once your parents start resenting your presence. If that's happened already, then you'll start to lose your sense of self preservation. You will turn to drugs to find purpose. When you get kicked into the street, your survival instinct will kick in for the first time. Only it will be too late.

You should just kill yourself.

He worked at the post office for something like 15 years and quit. He then begged them for his job back.

DO NOT, REPLY TO BOT THREADS,

I'm autistic, I can't help it. My superior IQ isn't enough to make up for my lack of common sense and annoyance of people being around me so I can't pass college.

Does it net you minimal wage? If not - then you're going to die the moment your parents do, because you obviously can't support your life on 25$ per week, nigga.

Because being a neet is degenerate

I have 300subs which is roughly $750 per month plus I receive another $1500 (sometimes more) from donations per month. Also I have a JewTube channel it's another $300. And I've been doing this for only 6 months in another 6 months you can double all that.

Holy fucking autism

Because I'm not a worthless subhuman loser

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I work in VIP services in Las Vegas.

Essentially all that means is I just connect people to the associates they need to get into wherever they want to go and do whatever they have to do and tag along on peoples vacations having a good time.

What exactly is based about being a drunken misanthrope that never had any real friends or relationships or contributed anything to the world?

...

$25 per week? lol. You obliviously never been on Twitch.

cant buy guns and ammo with neetbux.

I sometimes come to work at 8.
Sometimes at 9.
I mostly shitpost.
Two to three times a day I have to solve an abstract problem for someone. I get praise when I do. It's quite awkward because it is actually my job.
Guess my profession.

> VIP services in Las Vegas.
Basically an escort.

>I have 300subs which is roughly $750 per month
>300subs
>$750 per month
>I receive another $1500 (sometimes more) from donations per month
>300 subs
Oh you sweet summer child.

Cuz I wake up at 10:00 pm, snuggle in my blanket some more before getting out of bed, climb out of bed and take a piss and brush my teeth, take ashower if I need-need to(I dont deal with public, i can afford 'every other day'), dick around for an hour, eat if I want to, check my mails and webcomics and status's, no traffic cuz night to get to a place where I either play vidya on IOS or 3DS for 6 hours then do actual work for 2 hours. My employer makes money which I am then payed part of, whatever. I'm being payed to do nothing essentially.

No one comes to steal from an office building connected to the regional police in the middle of assfuck no where.

The only thefts we've had are tools from construction that were stupid enough to leave their shit outside, unprotected.

Oh sure. I bet someone who works in VIP services in Vegas has contributed more to the world than a writer who has his own Wikipedia article. You can't even fucking make it on there.

Male escort?

Sysadmin.

Don't believe me? Whatever.

How in the hell could a man enjoying rolling out of bed at 1:00 p.m, to the sound of life starting without him, no need to dress, scrape together a meal out of value noodles, shit liquid fire, ignore his personal hygiene and fight lethargy to get to a place where essentially you get to distance yourself socially and fall further into depression, so others can readily chase goals, and constantly reassure yourself that its the life you want to live?

>What exactly is based about being a drunken misanthrope that never had any real friends or relationships or contributed anything to the world?

He contributed a lot. Poet and writer. You live in and leech off Vegas, you're in no position to judge anybody's contributions to society.

Its not worth it in the end. I expect there will be a suicide epidemic and possibly a rise in spree shootings as more and more generational NEETs hit the wall.

I get paid. No more motivation is required.

Not getting paid reduces my life to a nightmare of hoop jumping through a socialist welfare system, a job in and of itself, far more degrading and petty than even the most menial of work.

>whatever dude :^)

If your doing it to make money for someone else, you're a fool. Less Taxes, you can't get out of those.

wish I could just own a small backyard farm and take care of my own needs

working for someone else is just not an option

>Basically an escort.

That doesn't even make sense.

I'm pretty sure that leaving people with unforgettable memories they will hold onto for their entire lives is of more value than the drunken ramblings of a homeless man - even if the homeless man gets a wikipedia article, bud.

>tfw self employed master race
>tfw Can take a day off when I feel like it
>tfw Still contribute to society
>tfw Pick my own hours
>tfw Live in my own home

Wagecucks and NEETleaches will never know this feel.

He's saying that he gets fucked in the ass for money, man

Which is what most NEETS end up doing after getting kicked out of the parent's basement and getting hooked on crack

>mfw I fell for the "starbucks pays for college" meme
>mfw my day consists of serving caffeinated beverages to cucks and SJW's with macbooks
>mfw when the pay is shit
>mfw they don't even pay that much for college
just end me senpai

Because being able to buy whatever I want shits on your pathetic lifestyle. Also, you're Mom is going to die soon so good luck with that.

>I'm pretty sure that leaving people with unforgettable memories they will hold onto for their entire lives is of more value than the drunken ramblings of a homeless man - even if the homeless man gets a wikipedia article, bud.

And you'd be wrong. Funny how that works.

same deal here
proud to be NEET

>never dirtied and blistered his hands in hard labor because daddy handed him the reigns of an already established business after he retired

kek

Oh wow, this hot shit Vegas himbo thinks he's hotter shit than Charles fucking Bukowski.

What do you do then? By working I am taking responsibility for countless variables in society including the services my position provides (my responsibility to do a good job) and paying taxes which in the end comes back to you.

If not for me youd not be able to maintain a neet life style. I'm not saying you need to work 9 - 5 but m8

>He's saying that he gets fucked in the ass for money, man

Except that's not what was said at all. Do you have to lie to yourself a lot to feel better about being a talentless loser?

I am a NEET. I am also a millionaire.

I still have some responsibilities because I have a wife and have to provide for her.

Feels pretty good when all of my poor wagecuck friends say I'm "beta" or something, when the reality of it is I'm entirely free and have people who rely on me.

Bonus: My wife works at a coffee shop to feel like she's contributing, even though I can pay for a $50+ meal at a nice restaurant every night.

I'm just a number on a screen, fag.
You are literally calling your computer a talentless loser.

NEETS exist because they fell for the Jew trap, there is more to life than working for shitty pay and thats scientific and mathematical research, literature and creating art for a reason that isn't retarded.
Anything that can improve humanity, improve yourself, striving to be the best you can be.

Neets are no more different than wageslaves really, they merely exist and they die contributing nothing.

But there are others assholes who can buy more than you can, and shit on your pathetic lifestyle. Also, you can't take any of it with you when you die so good luck with that.

Because it's not a socialist paradise here in Russia. And who said you that you must slave for somebody's else wealth just like you quote. I don't do it for I have no official jobs. I have my means to make money in which freelancing makes a part. NEET scum whose only business includes sucking his parents blood, watching TV-series and jerking off will eventually come to a bad end for the parents neck he may sit on won't last forever.

>And you'd be wrong.

Not really.

It's not like its hard to do what Bukowski did. It's basically just what people on Cred Forums do for free every day, complain about how their lives suck dick to a public audience.

You guys even do it for free, without attention whoring; you're the true heroes, Bukowski was just a sell-out.

>I have rich parents
>they didn't want me to feel entitled
>worked all my life and always poor
>now I just lurk in life until inheritance

>anime reaction image

Posted no millionaire ever

>ramen
I eat chicken/pork/bass with rice/pasta/bread and vegetables every meal
no canned food, no ramen, no KD
I've actually been eating a little too much lately since i always make too much cooking for one and sometimes having to eat a bit of meat/veggy before it spoils
thanks to my extra savings though i just bought a power rack and some weights so i should be able to offset that pretty soon, even with having to pay high hydro for summer AC in the 2 bedroom apartment i have all to myself

LOL. People in Academia are just NEETs with grants. The whole liberal arts and sciences thing has always relied on BENEFACTORS to give these NEETs money while they dink around, painting shit, or sculpting shit, or torturing mice.

All the talk about "contributing" and "society" is just PR crap from capitalists, since wageslaves spend their lives giving capital to capitalists.

>when the schizoid personality disorder hits a little too hard

dude wake up you're in the dream

Because my job pays for my apartment, car, sick gaming rig and many other things. If I could get $23.50/hr for NOT working holy shit I'd be all over that. GMI when?

>not finding a job that will pay you to train

I hired on with the railroad right out of high school. They paid me 900 dollars a week for the first six months of training which is more than enough for an 18 year old. I saved my money while I worked and told my boss after about three years I was thinking about going to school. They paid for half of my tuition and let me continue working as a conductor in the summer months. Shortly after convocation they offered me a position in my field (chemistry) and now I work a cushy desk job as a company officer. I also do consulting on the side for chemical railcar loading facilities.

Why's that? I was given several million dollars at 22, after I went to college for free because I was poor, which has matured to several more million on its own. Having billionaires in the family is fucking great. I'm going to buy a new rifle and motorcycle soon, just for the fuck of it.

Jealous, wagecuck?

You're right and good for them. However, you missed the fact that you're at the bottom of the shitpile. Also, I can't take my wealth with me after ded, but my family can sure use it to get laid/fat/happy/etc. Get rekt'd, neet.

Maybe it's Palmer Luckey.

I actually often think this. It's kind of scary, but I also think it'd be crazy to go full INCEPTION on the world.

I don't make a wage.

I have no employer.

And you don't need to lie to feel cool on the internet.

What fuckin railroad was that? I only got $600/week
Norfolksouthernfag here

>get up comfy at 8am in the morning
>take a nice and long shower
>eat some fried egg and bacon my wifes daughter prepared for me
>chill myself down the the autobahn, traffic is long over
>arrive at work 9:20
>procede to do nothing for the day
>earn 25k euro a year on an entry level position
>wage will triple within the next 18 months
>meanwhile OP can't even afford the best tendies money can buy him because neetbux are already running low

Same exact situation, here.

It's like being an a poverty astronaut.

>Not really.

No, really.

>It's not like its hard to do what Bukowski did.

It's essentially impossible. Enjoy Vegas.

because i like studying
and i like my job

you stupid fuck

and nearly all NEETs have crippling depressive and self-esteem issues that they don't address, and thats the main reason they lock themselves up like invalids

>wage will triple

I think you meant to say immigration

>>never dirtied and blistered his hands in hard labor because daddy handed him the reigns of an already established business after he retired
And guess what? That's a GOOD thing.

CP rail. Conductor training is/was a flat 126.11/day whether you work or not. Canadian dollars though. You work TY&E?

this

Meant for

I don't normally share this, but here is one of three investment portfolios.

Cry yourself to sleep, fagnode.

Strippers are still around buddy.

Bottom of the shitpile?

I have more free time than you. It's about what you value more in life, time or money. Time is limited.

There will always be someone who has more money than you. That's why the endless comparisons are pathetic.

This is what's so hilarious about people who bash NEETs. If they were really happy with their setup in life, they wouldn't feel any need to attack people with less.

It's a stupid, childish impulse in someone that goes "NEENER NEENER NEENER I HAVE CAKE AND YOU DON'T."

Pretty easy when you a man and not a living breathing sack of shit.

>It's essentially impossible

Complaining about how women don't love you and that life is shit is far from impossible, it's what losers like you do every day.

Fuck you, we didn't deserve this, fuck Merkel and her stupid policies. Fuck this gay ass country and collective guilt. I will never let any of the rapefugees touch any of my family members

What's your channel?
What kinda games you stream?

>wifes daughter
>25k
Is this bait?

It's easy to be obtuse when you're an idiot, I guess.

It's literally my pay for getting trained.

1 of the best of these i have zseen in a while

Not really you understand how nature works? If you can provide for yourself you are an independent human if you rely on someone else to lift your weight like mummy you are a mutant that never left the "infancy" stage great work you parasite!

Yea, road conductor here. Ours was 600/week no daily rate. I wasn't complaining. Now I'm making $405/day on long pool. Grip on grip off. Nice making $85k a year working 4 days a week.

Oh noes! A millionaire on the internet called someone a fag!

This super successful and well-adjusted person spends time on a Taiwanese POG trading forum to lorde his superior wealth over his plebeian inferiors and that's not pathetic at all!

how do you wage cucks go out and face rhe world?

everything is stupid

It's easy to cry about how your life sucks if you're an idiot, but it takes some luck to actually get people to pay to listen.

Because you'll get super bored after a week if you arent a weaboo who has endless anime episodes to watch.

Leech

I was just here to talk about how being a NEET is spectacular. That other asshole decided to turn up the heat by insulting anime. Someone's jealous.

>wifes daughter

well said user, but sometimes they are funny with all their hate emotions. It's all depends what you like and enjoy. everything else doesn't really matter because human time is short

Whatever dude, go cry about world famous, beloved writer-poets somewhere else.

NEET is a based lifestyle if you can get past the anxiety of worrying about what you will do when your parents die.

lol no
I drink and play video games till like 5-6 in the morning wake up at 1 still drunk often... go to "work" where I sit in front of a computer and fuck off on the internet for 8 hours before doing it again... find a way to fuck the system

>One life
>Not being rich as fuck

Yeah, good luck with that.

I am and best of all I dont have to pay rent food or electricity and I still have $80k pocket money each month to spend
Thnak you grandpas trustfund

What game do you play?

Do you understand how nature works? No heterotrophs "provide" for themselves you fucking moron. They naturally prey on other living things to live.

You accuse NEETs of being "parasites", and yet capitalism is fundamentally parasitic. In every profit-taking transaction, a parasite is skimming profit off the top. And in every tax system, a government is a parasite skimming a "tax" off the top, like a Mesopotamiam godking demanding "citizens" provide grain so they can make beer.

You think it's better to be as parasitic as possible on every living person, instead of merely being a "parasite" on the person solely responsible for your existence (which was their own free choice, by the way).

You think being a parasite on millions and millions of people is somehow being more "independent" than someone who is a parasite on one person.

Do you go out and kill wild animals with your bare hands? No? I didn't think so, Mr. Independent. You complain that NEETs never left the "infancy" stage, but all technology infantilizes people in such a way that if that entire technological infrastructure were to collapse, you wouldn't know how to fucking provide for yourself or your family either.

Or do you just eat Koala meat all day and shitpost on that computer you built out of Eucalyptus branches?

Nice. I enjoyed working as a conductor but I knew I wouldn't be able to handle being away from home that much towards the end of my career. Don't miss all the union-management politics. Why anyone would ever want to become a trainmaster I will never understand.

>this man is complacent

Because I crave significance, resources, and accountability.

Who else /theuniqueone/ here?

You're all my property.

You're a spook, my property.

Just got fired over a Facebook post, I'm neet now. Feels bad but good that I don't have to get up early.

Yea I'm working towards yardmaster right now. Should hear in a few weeks. $36/hour scheduled 40 a week. I'm starting a family soon and don't want to be an absentee father. Worth the pay cut

>Implying that free time is great without money.
>Mad about being attacked in a Cred Forums post.

Lulz Come put in an application once Mommy's tet dries up.

that'd be nice. I only make like ~$31,000...enough to get by and drink myself to death... I'm going nowhere.... =/

You speak as if you have a real job. You're just some faggot who's basically paid to party and hang out. Not a bad job, I'd do it because you're getting paid to do nothing.

I used to be a medic which actually is contributing to society. Now I'm a neet coz fuck society kek. Being a medic meant that I also had to save nigger lives.

These days I just teach my self how to program.

It's the true patriot's way of life. Quite frankly if you go out and work, contributing to the system, paying your taxes despite knowing what they're using them for, all so you can have more money to spend on meaningless luxuries, then you are a traitor to your country and your people. A true Cred Forumslack would drop out and live on welfare. It's not an easy life but it's the sacrifice we must make. No need to thank me

They got rid of the yard master agreement here years ago and it's done by a junior trainmaster now. I heard it was a good gig though when we had it

Without neet parasites taxes would be lower.
Do your part; kill a neet

>$31,000 a month
jesus christ how can someone live like that? thats the same amount of money i spend on high end escorts and pizza

If you were a NEET you wouldn't be paying tax.

Do you think Bill Gates is the happiest man on Earth because he's "rich as fuck"?

There will always be someone who has more money than you. And all the money in the world won't prevent your inevitable death.

People who only care about about being "rich as fuck" are psychopaths, who spend every waking hour trying to take advantage of as many people as they can.

"To be smart enough to get all that money you must be dull enough to want it."

For a NEET, they have the maximum amount of free time in a 24-hour day.

NEETdom is what retirees aspire to. When people retire, they want to become a NEET. That is the pot of gold they look forward to at the end of the rainbow. Yeah, they expect to have saved enough money by then to afford to become a NEET. But most retirees are just NEETs + vacations. Although Social Security also aids them in their NEETdom.

I dunno about that, a lot of older NEETs are supported by the money they inherited when their parents died

Yea it's nice. 8 hour shift. Daily rate is $297. If you work a double 2nd shift is x1.5. 2 days off a week, same vacation schedule as any other ty&e employee. Guaranteed salary is $2980 a half

Your wife will find her next husband at work. I guarantee it.

I make just enough to pay rent, play video games, drink myself to sleep every night.... got a chick to fuck for free without being a gf.... don't go out much at all cuz everyone I know moved away.. sitting in the middle of a city with nothing to do..

What do you do Master?
Will you tell me, teach me, Master?

Are most neets virgins or do they lose it to some craigslist whore? Im just wondering who would fuck/marry an obese autist.

>Waifus

Sleep is great, yes.

And most things that cost money are overpriced anyway, including women.

Brad Pitt has like $350 million. Johnny Depp has like $400 million. Is it really worth accumulating millions of dollars when some stupid whore can walk away with half of it (or more)?

And women live longer than men. That's a lot of years of Social Security.

>There will always be someone who has more money than you.

This is the best point in the thread. Once you get enough money to live like a NEET, there's no reason to seek out more money. Being a young NEET is great because I have tons of time to go into Cred Forumsitics or other public service when I get bored.

>tfw currently in the office, drinking cheap coffee in an uncomfortable chair, wishing I were home sleeping

Man, I wish I were born in a country rich enough to afford welfare state.

Why would you even want to be a NEET?
As fun as it is sitting around doing fuck all, browsing /pol and playing ps4, if I did that for any longer than a few weeks I would go insane.
Also if you don't have a job or any skills that can earn you money then you are a pathetic drain on society

>paying your taxes despite knowing what they're using them for

This is a good point.

Being a NEET means not paying taxes to a shitty corrupt government.

There's simply less blood on my hands.

And by the way, I know Cred Forumstards think climate change is a meme, but being NEET means there's also less blood on my hands for climate change too. My carbon footprint is drastically smaller than all the good little wageslaves polluting the only planet in the universe known to harbor life.

All the techno-utopians like Elon Musk selling the false dream of colonizing other planets are delusional (and either willfully ignorant or painfully ignorant of NASA twin studies on the effects of space on the human body).

>high end escorts

Keep telling yourself that.

i am a neet...trust me it gets boring

sure its fun at 1st going bed when you like and doing what you want with your neetbux...

BUT! when you meet a girl you like and she asks what do you do for work? that wave of shame aint worth it

gonna start climbing out of it soon...its an empty life

waiting week by week till your next round of autism bux comes in while others are going off on cruises and shit.

fuck dat!

work hard anons! im gonna go dust of the CVs.

This. Plus, you'd go blind from all the fapping, so then you're neet lifestyle becomes obsolete.

already am

Good god, you're fucking wife is going to leave you dipshit. Know why she's working, to keep you feed you fucking leech.

>I am working hard go prepare for the coming Global Race War I

Me2 brother. Training every day.

Its inevitable. All these wage cucks here know it.

NEET BROS, who don't get welfare but have steady income, what do you do?
I've tried affiliate marketing and day trading, but without enough capital you can't success.
I'm thinking about learning a skill, something computer related that I can develop into a small business.
Any idea?
>inb4 programming //need something more specifiec

I'm glad I don't know anyone like you. You pretend that you like it. But more likely, you're so lazy, talentless and annoying to be near that no one would ever hire you, or sit on your dick.

I can thank you all, though. I have even less compassion for poor people and man-children.

That's like asking why would anyone ever want to retire? When people retire, they become NEETs. People work their entire lives in the hopes that one day they will not have to work anymore.

And it's actually capitalists who are the drain on society, because they suck profits upwards towards themselves.

All those people with jobs and skills are just funneling money to richer people.

And again, it's about what you value more in life. Nobody is forcing anyone to be a NEET.

If you think your time is worth the money you get paid, fine.

If you think your time is worth more than what you could get paid, fine.

Only leftist/liberals demonize others for having different priorities in life.

Im a neet whos living of savings
trying to see if i can make money from making apps/games

The life of a NEET will literally drive someone insane. You constantly have to find things to do that don't bore the fuck out of you. You're always living on handouts. And life in general becomes pointless. Every day becomes an insufferable journey to the next time you can sleep. It's awful.

>As fun as it is sitting around doing fuck all, browsing /pol and playing ps4, if I did that for any longer than a few weeks I would go insane.
people like you arent actualy people
You are subhuman descendant of slaves who doesnt want freedom

You'll never be that funny, Axel.

i'm a self-employed freelancer

hoping to move out and live alone soon

Honestly I wish I were born in a society fueled by robots where everyone got handouts to be a NEET and nobody did anything other than party.

Good point. I bet that's why indians can't stop drinking. Dam, imagine what would happen if their white guilt checks stopped coming in?

>There's simply less blood on my hands.

You fall into the group of people that has a an clear reason for all of their failures in life. You can rationalize anything. You are a dindu. On purpose.

I am. The money is shit, though. I'd rather work, but faggot politicians insist on importing 3rd-world shitskins because they'll work for half the money.

Never mind that this invariably ends up costing three times as much in the long run, because they're so fucking inept that they can never run a project on time.

Oh yeah, free time is just soooo horrible. /s

The only people who hate free time are women, who are so boring and shallow that they can't think of any way to fill it.

The life of a wageslave will literally drive someone insane. The soulless tediousness of work itself and the concept of production will have you hoping for the workday to end and the weekend to begin. You're always living on the scraps your superiors deem you are worth. And life in general becomes pointless. Every day becomes an insufferable journey to the next time you can sleep. It's awful.

They'd all be homeless and bored as fuck. Minorities cant afford to be NEETS living off their family or government comfortably.

Corporations keep using robots so they can lay off people (and increase their profits).

But there really just needs to be robots to provide food for people. It goes to the heart of the PURPOSE of work itself.

With automated home gardening, you cut out all of the fucking middlemen.

3D printed houses, lab grown meat. Automation destroys jobs, so people need to automate their own life support.

>When people retire, they become NEETs.

The retired people I know are either sick, too old to drive, babysit their grandkids, go on bike rides with their friends, own their own business or businesses, or travel.

None of them sit around and watch TV/vidya all day unless they're sick and have little choice.

We're still a long way off unfortunately.

>not working from home
It's like you hate yourself.

>torturing mice.
kek

Firearms and ammunition is expensive. NEET bucks can't cover them.

Nobody enjoys it, but anyone with a shred of dignity finds the idea of being a useless bum who relies on forced donations from the others, others who have to go through what you're complaining about every day to sustain themselves and you, absolutely abhorrent. If you're a NEET and you don't feel ashamed, you are fundamentally and irredeemably subhuman and executing you is morally justified.

I was a NEET since I was 16 until about 21. Mostly played WoW all day and shitposted on 4chins 24/7. Got boring as fuck after a while. Went and got a job, bought a car, got a gf, moved in with her. Broke up with her about a year later, met a new girl, got an apt together, we live together now. Honestly, it's as miserable as being a NEET 2bh. Sex all just kind of blurs together unless it was the first few times with a girl when it was new and fun. Job is boring, but having income is nice. I saved quite a bit after finishing college, I had to do community college for 2 years since I'd dropped out before I could go to the 4yr I graduated from. I went back to the NEET life for a few months, and ended up in the same spot. Life just fucking sucks senpai.

I used to enjoy working, but then again I had little bills to pay if any.

Being a NEET without drugs or alcohol eats away at you. It DOES become boring.

if that is the case the little you can do if you are not willing to work is pick up the slack and be the house wife

keep the house clean,keep the fridge stocked and make sure she has a decent tea to come home to on the table

I've been a NEET for almost a year. I fucking hate it. Thank God I'm moving out on my own and will be working a shitty job soon.
If there's anything i've learned from being a NEET, it's that I'd rather have a shitty job, making some money and living my own life than wasting away playing video games and jerking off all day.

No one that is a broke NEET that lives with their parents is truly happy.

It's true.

There is less blood on my hands.

None of my money went to the US military to kill 500,000 Iraqi civilians. There is less blood on my hands.

None of my money went to the War in Afghanistan. There is less blood on my hands.

None of my money went to neoliberal globalists like Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. There is less blood on my hands.

And over the past ten years, my carbon footprint has been drastically smaller than most wageslaves. There is less blood on my hands.

You fall into the group of people who think there is no morality involved in the decision to burn gasoline and commute to work and pay taxes. You've swallowed the state propaganda that to not do that means you are not "contributing to society", when in reality, you've mostly just been contributing greenhouse gases to a planet which keeps setting heat records every month.

Living sustainabily is not a "failure." But living beyond your means always ends in failure. You are witnessing a world that is seizing from globalism.

The crimes of the US government are not on my hands. The blood shed by the US military is not on my hands. The pollution in the air is not on my hands.

The blame lies with "good Germans" like yourself (although I know Cred Forums also denies the Holocaust).

Change 6:30 to 4:30 and you're me

>who relies on forced donations from the others

What is someone who sells something for more than they paid for it? Profit is merely a "forced donation", Mr. Shekelstein.

Do you feel ashamed that you don't grow your own fruits and vegetables and hunt your own meat? Or do you think it's shameful to be a farmer?

It's hilarious at how "independent" so many wageslaves think they are, but if they really were, they'd be living off-grid on their own homestead and not relying on a global network of other people so they don't starve to death every day.

>Honestly, it's as miserable as being a NEET 2bh.
>I went back to the NEET life for a few months, and ended up in the same spot. Life just fucking sucks senpai.

wtf i hate life now

People like you are perfect examples of the kind of people the welfare state rewards and sustains and why anyone who relies on it for any length of time deserves to starve (or better yet, euthanasia) anyway.

>Or do you just eat Koala meat all day and shitpost on that computer you built out of Eucalyptus branches?

It's fucking Kangaroo meat, you dipshit. No one eats Koala because it's fucking horrible.
And for your information, I'm posting this from a hand-built 32-bit Abacus running Gentoo with an IPoAC internet connection.

Get rekt, faggot.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPoAC

You're not grateful enough for the opportunity to make money for your boss!

>What is someone who sells something for more than they paid for it? Profit is merely a "forced donation"
This.

You're one to talk, Israel shouldn't even exist (speaking of having blood on your hands).

And it's funny how a Jew favors euthanasia, when it was US doctors and their support for euthanasia in the early 1900s (since eugenics was soo progressive then) that eventually led to the Holocaust. You'd think a Jew would be a little wary about recommending euthanasia to people, but no. Let's just gas all the people who don't burn gasoline every day!

Run a hose from the exhaust pipe on your car into the cabin in your car, and suck in that sweet sweet freedom.

I hear arbeit macht frei.

Because living alone at home at home isn't my idea of living

Yes, these people can be lumped in with the untermenschen

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPoAC
Right, so you're shitposting on 9 packets of data.
With a packet loss of 55%.
And it takes you about an hour to post anything.
Right.

>What is someone who sells something for more than they paid for it? Profit is merely a "forced donation"

Except nobody is forcing them to buy it from me. They can always buy it from a benevolent soul like you instead. You should look up the definition of "forced", you literal retard. You also can't seem to grasp the idea that value is subjective, and that every individual makes their own decisions regarding what is or isn't worth their money.

>Do you feel ashamed that you don't grow your own fruits and vegetables and hunt your own meat?

No, because I get my food from the people who work to produce it in exchange for money that I worked to earn.

>Or do you think it's shameful to be a farmer?

No, because farmers actually do useful work, unlike you.

>It's hilarious at how "independent" so many wageslaves think they are, but if they really were, they'd be blah blah blah

Nobody gives a shit about your subjective interpretations of what it means to be independent. Nobody claimed they don't rely on other people. The difference is that I rely on voluntary interactions while you rely on people with guns to steal from me. You are a literal subhuman.

I work 4 days a week, wake up at 4:30 get home by 3PM. zero traffic, usually skip breakfast, and probably work about 4 hours of my whole work day. Other 4 is breaks, waiting, etc. Life ain't bad. 3 day weekend.

I want to do this, what do you do?

Now that sounds like a nice life right there.

Keep whining about Jews and Israel. Maybe it'll distract someone from the fact that you are a literal subhuman leech. :^)

Being a NEET is great. I spend my time eating healthily, working out, and having sex with hot women while their wagecuck husbands are at work. I don't really have any disposable income, but I don't need any. Those women are very generous with their husbands' money. This summer, I went on a nice vacation with a beautiful woman while her husband was on a business trip.

You're reprehensible. lol

>fantasy
vs. reality. Pic related.

I am.
I am about to be homeless here in a little less than a month though.
So I might want to go find a job.

I weld / repair freight tank cars.

>he doesn't get paid for doing what he loves

Jesus Christ, I'm a NEET but I've always had some class about it. I keep shit clean.

Don't we have a separate board for roleplay?

Not NEET but i'm a student that does nothing but an assignment on average once every 2 weeks. Do I count?

Because I enjoy the fact my life has one million times more worth than any neet's.

>tfw living the shitposting life

dude that's fucking disgusting

At least you work the house, right?
Like, you clean it, prep the food, stock the fridge, things like that.
You can't be this stupid to not do absolutely anything and pretend your marriage is going well, right?

Sounds challenging.

>fantasy again
vs. reality. Pic related.

Read the article again. That 55% packet loss was due to user error. I don't have that problem. And the next node is pretty close, so no, it doesn't take anywhere near an hour for me.

No, God no... Jesus. I keep shit comfortable. That shit's gross!

GUESS WHO IT IS

I have a feeling you're lying. Wikipedia makes it out to look like a joke.

holy fuck if you dont keep your PC area clean, you are a degenerate

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Yeah, you tell him, burger.

>dat cattleya

good taste

>working the house
>work

"Work" you can do in your jammies is not work.

Because getting up at 0630 isn't difficult when you're not a lazy fuck and would like to go out and enjoy the sounds of your city/the countryside waking up to a beautiful new day before going off to a job that while boring, provides you to pursue the many interesting hobbies you enjoy. But I guess there are some people who see brushing their teeth and having to piss before their bladder explodes as a chore from which the only escape is being allowed to sleep in past 10am (as an adult) who have not managed to kill themselves yet?

YEAH, I FUCKIN TELL EM

You sound like a shitty life partner. Sorry but I'd leave you for your neighbor who owns a motorcycle.

That's exactly what I do.

My wife works at an All female staff school.
I stay at home and Clean, cook, keep things. Situated.

Every day she comes home exhausted from work and she praises me. She thanks me and says she couldn't make it without me.

She loves working but it wears her down. I feel bad for her. I offered to reverse roles with her but she insists on working.

She wants to have children soon and asks me to take care of them while she works and take them to school, etc.

We have been together for over a decade. She begs for the dick every night. I'm her guiding light, probably because I have wisdom wage cucks can never achieve.

I have accomplished more in my 27 years of life then a wage cuck can ever achieve with his weekends and "sick leave"

This thread is jealous trash senpai

BTW it's almost 3 in the morning and I'm still up studying philosophy. Not a care in the world. Shes passed by 9 because you know, work

Sauce?

>mfw neet using that exact same tray from Wal Mart

I used to live like a slob like that. Now I take my soda cups out every few days like a big boy. I'm still disgusting though. I gave constantly reoccurring fungal infections due to very infrequent bathing. Athletes foot cream works for all those types of rashes btw my fellow neets. If your crotch smells like cheetos and rotten eggs and itches like a mother fucker, hop in the shower then rub that cream in there. Baby powder offers extra relief as well.

Sorry I wouldn't date a piece of shit racist like you retard like you.

Your opinion is invalid loser. You are on Cred Forums acting like you are a gem. Smh. Habeas at best.

It's a well-established standard that's been around for 26 years.

Internet Engineering Taskforce link:

tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149

>I guess there are some people who see brushing their teeth and having to piss before their bladder explodes as a chore from which the only escape is being allowed to sleep in past 10am

I kek'd out loud.

So what's the 411 on your Facebook deal?

All the cucks over at neogaf are salivating at the thought of you losing your career. Say it ain't so

I have a job, go to college, own a car, and I probably have a lower carbon footprint than you do.

Ok then.

I am a NEET, have been for 7 (8?) years now. I contemplate killing myself every day.

I'm a property developer and make a bomb on each sale, the "job" is easy and i love it so it feels meaningful to me. Turn around about 4 properties a year, make about 120k, and have about 12 weeks off a years when sales are going through between sales. Part time neet master race

Because I recognize that everything I have would be nothing if not for the people who contributed to it. You wouldn't have the Internet to post this retarded thread right now if it weren't for the people who developed the technology for it and installed all the hardware to connect the entire planet together. Someone has to do it, you can't live your life as a selfish child and expect everything to work out for you. You'll live a shallow and depressing life and you'll die at the end of it with nothing to show for it.

Also I mostly enjoy my job and the people I work with, plus I get compensated quite nicely for my position. Amazing what you can do if you actually take your education and life-planning seriously.

So how does this make you losers feel? I don't know about your society, but mine rewards people for being productive.

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im a turbo neet and i never allowed the trash in my room to accumulate to even 1/4th of the pic rel.
i like being a clean neet. clean environment makes for a better set&setting for my hard drug trips

Tell me, what skills have you accumulated over the years of being a NEET?

>So how does this make you losers feel? I don't know about your society, but mine rewards people for being productive.

I've got 300k per year in passive income and i swing trade futures from my bedroom. It takes me no more than 6 hours per week to make another solid 20K per month.
You have no power here merchant

Man you know perfectly what I meant.
If what's this google doing only consists of sleeping and procrastinating all day, it's obvious that his wife will drop him

I can't afford it, and i have no major disability other than mild social anxiety, so i don't qualify for the neet bux(i don't even know if you can get it in my country desu other than for severe autism).

Im a vegan, I share a car with my wife, and I run a tight. Electric efficient ship in my home. So you're wrong kiddo.

And good for you. You have a job, go to school. You are a good guy who did what they told you to do from an early age.

Good for you.
You decided to live a useless pathetic existence
Good for you
You're so proud of yourself for doing what they hammered. Into your head since birth.

One day soon you will be on your death bed. You will look back and see how foolish you were how stupid you were for participating in such a stupid expoitive system.

And for what? What are you living for? You arent living. You're slaving away chasing a dream that you didn't have for yourself. You're chasing the dream you were brainwashed to believe in.


Tell me again why yousoend your little time on this earth working. Tell me why you Pay to go to school?

You don't even care for knowledge you cuxk. You only go to school because they told you to go to school because you were told school means more money which you were told means more material items?

OK kid. Soon you will be on your deathbed. Me and you both.

I'll happily accept it knowing I did what I wanted to do.
You will lsy there fuming. Crying like a bitch because you wasted your time in an office. You wasted the majority of your life going nowhere.

Godspeed you lazy bastard, if i wasn't filthy rich i would exploit my looks to get some wagecuckette to leech from myself

Well, that's good for you, but I doubt most of these welfare losers can boast the same. Also, you live a literal kike-tier life while I actually produce something of value to society.

I'm pretty good at avoiding people. I live with my parents and maybe only see another person once or twice a week. My sleep schedule is fine tuned to minimize human contact and I hold out on eating until they're at work or asleep.

That aside, nothing. I am a completely worthless human being.

>Also, you live a literal kike-tier life while I actually produce something of value to society.
Yes wagie, sure you do

Did it for 6 years and wanted to kill myself.
I work 3 days a week and can cover all my expenses self sufficiently and afford vacations every 2 years.

Pretty good middle ground 2bh.

>wagie
Freelance software dev\consultant. Stay buttmad, speculator scum.

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He makes his employer some money and they pay him a few pennies per dollar.

Hes real important. He really made a difference LOL.

As Varg says it, I'm riding the tiger.
I refuse to pay for importing and funding these fucking degenerates. Out economy is crashing, house prices in Oslonistan went up...... 25% this summer alone.

It's gonna go boom. I'm engineer+ if that matters to you southern fairies. But I want a farm instead, and to fisk and hunt moose all my life.
I don't need more.

>Fucking selling my flat
>moving up hills, just were the soil isn't to bad yet
>building my own house
>clearing my own farm
>with hookers and blackjack

I can survive when all crashes from nature alone, the shitskins or niggers or city people, they will starve and die

>In Sweden there is a county called Värmland, this all takes place sometime before your "viking age".
>Värmland was all forest before, but a King named Olav "the treefeller"
>decide to burn and clear the forest and build the land.
>He said that anyone who would follow him and clear and build the country,
>they would get free land there. So many people found this
>as good terms, and joined in.

>Värmland became the most prosperous place in Sweden, and
>people kept coming in from all corners of the country.
>Then something happens, the land can only feed so many people,
>so they starved.

The Land can only give so much, and we are four million too many people. This is the land of snow and ice, not honey and due.

Dude learn how to code and use your autismolord superpowers to learn how to trade markets.
There is a big chance you end up bankrupt and/or with a potentially suicidal gambling addiction. But a very small chance you get enough money to laugh at normies and wagies for the rest of your life

I fucking wish

I fucked off in college the first time around and dropped out for NEETdom.

Now I'm closing in on 30 and it's work full time and school full time. Shut sucks man.

Inb4 > hurrr autismbux
I can actually leave my house without having a nervous breakdown and have no family to speak of, so I'm fucked.

Women.

/thread

A life without purpose falls to despondence.

While work should never be a sole purpose, it is an essential aspect that has shaped human evolution.

Do something, pursue your goals. Happiness is fleeting.

>he justifies trading his entire life for a pittance of trinkets by viewing nature on the way to his work camp which he could ironically do more often if he wasn't at work every day until he dies

awesome going buddyo

It's okay. I don't even mind giving scum of the sort in this thread a little welfare donation, knowing that it's a surefire way to keep them living in dirt, poverty and despair. And most importantly, preventing them from reproducing. It brings a smile to my happy merchant face that they have to resort to coming here and patting eachother on the back to make their lives a bit more bearable. :^)

Because I like having the basic necessities of life.

Self-respect, mostly. Plus I like having money. And my hygiene's too good to pull off the NEET thing.

I graduated two weeks ago. If everything goes fine this Thursday, I will be working on Monday.

Living the NEET life for the full two and a half weeks

>I've got 300k per year in passive income
What's that from then Guiseppe?

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I actually used to do programming for fun back when I was like 13. Not sticking with it and making a career out of it is one of my biggest regrets. Can't do investing because I have no money to invest, not to mention I'm just too dumb for that shit.

I've fucking ruined my life, and I just can't cope with it.

most jewish post you could make

>wageslave being smart enough to know how to buy stocks and rich enough to buy his girlfriend dinner every night

Fucking lolmao

Show us where you live, with timestamps, you little piece of roleplaying welfare scum. :^)

Self-employed copywriter, ghostwriter and event-manager for almost 4 years. Sure, I make less money than when I used to work as a journalist with nearly 18 hours a day. Finally I quit and founded a company and work sometimes for 10 hours a day for a week or two, but sometimes I don't do anything for weeks except hitting the gym, jogging, hang in a local bar drinking beer for like 12 hours a day, or just spend the whole day in bed with my sort-of-girlfriend. Feels good man.

Fixed income. I've bought a fuckton of african bonds, emerging markets, corporate bonds. Real estate as well
Also not italian, just a bored britbong who bought house here for a change of scenario

>Freelance software dev\consultant
you surely roleplaying, post your tax returns

If you feel the need to spill vitriol on random people on the internet for their life choices i doubt that you are actually happy/satisfied with your life. That goes for neets and non-neets.

How the fuck is living off of other people's money a "life choice" that other people should be neutral about?

>Money falls from the sky and some even grow on trees, the thread

get back in the sauna genghis

Try requesting something that doesn't involve me going downstairs and digging through a folder of documents. I'm not that desperate to prove anything to you.

Sounds like the life.

t. Britbong.

i got a company too schlomo, but at least you guys don't have to deal with your pols fucking importing your enemies because so subverted, and try hide our past and kek the staburn hardfarting, foul mouthed, drinking fighting norseman, here teeth and fists fly everyweekend.

The police always have to man the town, sometimes they have crack down on the violence, when get to naughty.
>But I am not implying you got worse problems in backyard
But stop these people from bloting children, they are the ones cursing you over and over, these few extremist.
>RothChilds
they fool a heathen I know what that means
Red Children
Blood Children
>Stop them Schlomo

no more effort than taking several pictures of your house and uploading them to brag on Vietnamese basket weaving forum

I took those when I moved in.

I'm currently NEET due to illness. I fucking hate it.

Because I'm not a societal parasite dooming his species to a fate of non-whites everywhere

>1 post by this ID shitty bait thread
>hundreds of replies

Everyone here should just end their sorry lives.

Sage

I found a job with purpose (yes, fucking cliche). I don't feel quite as bad repeating this endless cycle of wake up, gym, work, eat, sleep.

I keep myself healthy, focus on my hobbies (travel, wood working) and maintain my sanity. There are loads of ways to enjoy/appreciate work friend.

I am currently a NEET, but not entirely by my choice. I was employed for 5 years, finished college, got married, moved out with my wife. We own our own home/vehicle etc. We are both 21. But, after we moved (we left our homes because she is in the Coast Guard) she became the sole provider, while I stay at home and care for the house. This is only a temporary situation though, as both my wife and I want ME to become the sole provider while she stays at home and raises our children, as soon as her contract is up. In the meantime, my wife wanted me to have 4 years for myself to enjoy what I want, and also not have me working because she wants to maximize whatever time she can with me, considering she is gone often out to sea. I enjoy the time I get, but I really do prefer working. Only a few more years.

I actually miss working now and generating legal shekels....

But NO I AM NOT FUNDING IMPORT OF DEGENERATE MUDSHITS. LET IT ALL GO TO HELL!

We've been poorfags before, it's in our nature, I liked it more then before all the oil shit took over, I sorta grew up in that oiling and jap age. Send me back to the 50ies plox. 40ies even, cuz then we fought an external enemy at least.

How about exporting mudshit for cash? Let's run a trade network together of removing muds for cash

This. Politics aside, the problem with NEETs is not their desire for self-satisfaction, it's that habitual indolence and asocial behaviour rarely produce sustainable happiness in an energetic and social species

NEET I knew killed himself.

I don't think it's a good life

>college
>We are both 21
You start early, we have to do military duty when we all are 18-19, before we can go to the uni. But we have 1 more year on our pre uni, than you goyims.

A bachelor takes 3 years.
A master take 5
A phd 8, but you need to work on campus too.

i was actually taking the last one before I got the shitrain down on me here.

All I can is that this country of mine, is so corrupt, you fuckers won't believe it. It's like they said with our iceniggers.
>Dey be the least corrupt country in da velti
yeah... look under the hood there
Same shit, we're not niggers so we hide it good
It's very tiresome, each tymu you deal with anything gov, it's always somebody there either who likes and knows and it goes fine, or you get the other some kind of sour skank or others(Typicalliy their frieends) that violates all laws and fuck you over.....(((they think)))

Once Trump is emperor, we will go for them I think. Their sysmtems sucks because ofc this is also build on corruption and I know you shit.

>Politics aside, the problem with NEETs is not their desire for self-satisfaction, it's that habitual indolence and asocial behaviour rarely produce sustainable happiness in an energetic and social species

honestly i enjoy waking up early
cool air and birds
comfy auto pilot
nobody around especially if its really early

We can always start into using them as trælls again ofc, actually "Arbeit macht frei" and they can work them selves off and go home afterwards.

Meh maybe take me a couple of them as friller, nah juck man, inbreed shits. fickificki!
>we'll show em how is done
fuckers haven't even destroyed rome once!
Fucking bunch of femis all them

I have no fucking clue what you've just said but if it's an anti muds post I like it

You know, I think mandatory military conscription should be a thing for men in the united states (I don't think women should be allowed to serve)

Best of luck to you, my Norwegian friend.

>one arm
>hadn't been hired in over 8 years because of it
I was living off of ~$10 USD a month at one point, I basically just took whatever food I could get from the kids working the midnight shifts at mcdonalds, and would spend my money on canned food (dented for discounts) and light/heat sources. I still make only minimum wage working at a local dollar tree nowadays, but it's better than nothing, I managed to save up enough cash to buy a car off of craigslist. Runs like shit but it's a car, and is some place I can store my shit over night without worrying about someone just taking it while i'm asleep.

NEETdom in a traditional sense of being able to sit on my ass and do nothing would be awesome, unfortunately, I can't afford those luxuries.

You don't know pain when you submit an online resume, complete with the full list of disabilities, and STILL see that look on the interviewers face go from "another new candidate" to "oh, right, this one."

at least you have a life to live. And if you're depressed, kill yourselves you fucking worthless faggot wastes of breath, I would happily take your life any day.

>this poster is legit

Take a pic of your nice house and bank balance

because when im NEET i am suicidal

We have a code here
>You are not considered a man, until you have done your duties, and cannot marry before that

Guess where that comes from mate?
>You had to go out 3 years in viking, while your promised wyfu stoof there standing you sailing out. Well either in viking or in the leiðang(conscription army)

Now some dance I can't this shit out my head
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ3aNjz1ObU
When he steps in here! I'm so fascinated by these spaniards, there aren't horsing around.
If you know pic related is one of Odin's forms, you KNOW your shit. I see many react on it the comments. Fucking spreading man

>wake up at 8:30 or sleep in a little if im tired, it fine
>shower & get dressed
>10 minute drive to the office, no traffic
>eat and drink my coffee in the break room
>take a nice long shit break
>pretend to code while shitposting on 4chin
>make 80k + health and pension plan with no degree

Life is good when you're smart

That's not an excuse poland, get out.
You are not the ones under invasion(yet).
Man up
>work out
>eat
>work out
>eat
>work out
>eat
>get a wufu

If you have troubles, working out is the best you can do. It fixes alot of your body chemistry, makes you moar man.

You don't need to go pic related, don't do that if you have problems. Because it can fuck on the downer even when you use anti estrogens.

Just do it workout, eat!
War is coming!