GERMAN BANK COLLAPSE

we'll see it go under 10 today, my dubs prove it

It is almost like the business boom and bust cycles work on a ten year cycle.

You also buy "our" Russian oil, do you?

I like to surf the waves.

It's almost as if major shit happens on average once every decade.

Very interesting theory, if Deutsche Bank shit the bucket to night, I wonder how that will effect the debates tomorrow?????

Last week you niggers said it was happening. Nothing happened. Something better happen today, damnit.

nice

Doin the groove

youtube.com/watch?v=tuWuNeDe4F8

Set the speed to 1.25 for this one
youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg

if it goes under 10, start running in circles with your hands above your head

!!!!!!!!

RIP YOU MAINLANDER PLEBS

>BUH MUH EURO
Fags

Call me when it's under ten.

2009 all over again except this is european edition ?

...

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-26/deutsche-bank-slumps-to-fresh-record-low-on-capital-concerns

RECORD LOW
IT'S DEFINITELY HAPPENING THIS TIME

I want to hold her hand

Stock must crash or OP is a faggot.

The economy might collapse between this day to the 30th senpai

as close as it gets but this will pull the euro down

So how does this effect the burgers?

no idea who keeps buying tho. gamblers who think it will be easy money probably, or, like you said, the bankers themselves

what's the bet Hilldawg uses it to call off the debates for 'economic emergency reasons'

what's ur number bby?

i want to believe

Yes

I'm not ready...

See you in half an hour.

Here's hoping, fingers crossed

It will not affect tonight's debate. The second or third debate is when the normies will wake up to the happening.

It's rebounding already

Uh-oh

Chancellor Angela Merkel has ruled out any state assistance for Deutsche Bank AG in the year heading into the national election in September 2017, Focus magazine reported, citing unidentified government officials.

The German leader also declined to step into the Frankfurt-based bank’s legal imbroglio with the U.S. Justice Department, which may seek as much as $14 billion in sanctions against Deutsche Bank’s mortgage-backed securities business, the magazine said. A German government spokesman declined to comment on the report Saturday. A Deutsche Bank spokeswoman also wouldn’t comment.

archive.is/V1yFj

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-24/merkel-rules-out-assistance-for-deutsche-bank-focus-reports

Oh shit. Stakes are high

I think (((they)) shut it down guys. We won't see it drop below 10 today. But this week for sure.

Fug

Sold my 300 shares of DB @$13.11

Feels good man

Below 7,50 means crashing

Long way to go...sadly

FUCKING YES.

HAPPENING OF THE YEAR

SHIT WHAT DID YOU JUST DO SHARTER

I'm planning to buy when it hits 9.9x and resell in four years.

Merkel said no bailout. They want Merkel re-elected so they have to keep the bank alive until after the election and then attempt a bailout.

Why is it face-off lower than 7.50?

look at the YTD graph, and tell me again that it's rebounding

someone explain the consequences of this to me

>Be Germany
>Have enough money for literally millions of refugees
>Don't have enough money for bank to keep Germans employed

haha

Aussie tier bants at a macroeconomic level

You better not

say good bye to europe

gas the kikes race war now

I clearly meant relative to those claiming it's going under 10 today you mong

Might as well buy MPS stocks and resell them when they increase in value, goym :^)

Germany defaults and EURO becomes worthless
Germany pays out bank and EURO becomes worthless

welcome your Islamic overlords

>tldr of what is happening currently
youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY

SHE'S FALLING AGAIN

Suppose the IMF is using its $1 trillion stabilization fund on this?

>mfw I remember 2008 because I was just getting into reading the paper like a normie
>little murmurs of GFC but 99% was ignoring it
>no real coverage until shit had already hit the fan

You're witnessing the pre-pre-game

This is where the experts build their career for the next 10 years by making moves like in the big short or being peter schiff-tier and saying "I say it coming but nobody believed me!"

What effect will it have in Germany of the Deutsche Bank collapsed?

I doubt it the bank is buying its own stock to stabilize it.

Merkel will let it go down. She can't rescue it.

Largest bank in Europe goes down and can cover its bills so it calls in money owed, none of the other banks have the money they need as quickly as they need it. Once all the IOU's become due it becomes a big game of who is holding the bag. DB is buying and selling on the shadow market into the trillions. No one can cover the losses. So one option let it all come tumbling down and see who actually owns what, another option government bails out bank some how basically mortgage there entire country, or crank the printing press and make money out of thin air give it to the bank to pay and suffer the massive inflation.

Bad to worse option to lets kick off WWIII.

Eternal rest.

The EU is over, Germany will be a smoking crater?

Seriously dude, DB is huge... there would be war. Russian tanks.

My father described ot to me some years ago, that a company gies bancrupt below 7,50. Sounded plausible with all the details but i cant reproduce it since i cant into money.

Hope this blood-sucking jew company will fall and take the globalists with it...but it will never happen. Before that happens even the americans will pay money to safe the bank because nobody wants to cause a financial crisis a million times bigger than 1929...except us of course

So buy GBP/EUR soon?

>Be Germany
>Crash European economy
>Bring in 5 million shitskins

You fuckers, we tried to save us all but no >MUH ETERNAL ANGLO BLOOD

>ruled out any state assistance for Deutsche Bank

I think it's going to happen

Aftershocks will be huge. Expect every small/medium size business working under a 10% profit margin to go under or work their arses off to survive, only for a dire future.

Gibs will be cut, nationalism will rise again with a massive vengeance.

She can't even try it before the election or she gets curbed stopped in the polls. If the bank stays alive until after the election she will try and save DB.

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Kek has willed it.

That's standard practice

Financial markets are all about appearances with no substance

Same think happens when you get a run on a national currency, like black wednesday.

The bank of england spent BILLIONS of foreign reserves buying up pounds to try and stabilize

Whether it works or not will depend on how much money people can make from it's collapse as they will run out of funds quickly doing this.

If there's enough investors looking to collapse it it will collapse. Make no mistake about that

How did you get access to these "secret" graphs?

If you want a happening, replay this song over and over again, but be warned, with great power comes great responsibility.

Fuck, if this keeps up will it crash the global economy again?

I'm just about to put my house on the market, I'd really like for it to sell before everything collapses and housing prices drop off a cliff......

Any estimation on how long this will take to really start affecting America?

Nein. Ground zero makes for poor investment targets.
Invest in companies affected by panic selling.

What song?

This sounds about right. Merkel pretty much said "Let it burn", seems like a signal to me

This song. I'm fucking retarded. I need sleep.

youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

I'm dating a kike, I'm trying to get into the womb of artemis

You can only monetize debt for so long. Someone has to pay the bill of fare eventually.

Watch the airports for skypes going "home" to Israel.

We deserve it

The germans on pol made my blood boil in the last 6 months
I can just say i am sorry for all that brexit-bashing from all the """true germans""" but we both know that most modern germans are just retarded.

Just nuke this place and start again from the scratch...it would be better for the rest of europe

11.20 was the previous low. We 10.70 now!

JUMP YOU FUCKERS!

Just imagine what could have been...

Can someone give me a non tinfoil tldr

Are we going to be safe?

A couple of hours ago, lel

xe.com/currencycharts/?from=USD&to=EUR&view=1D

Think of all the things at stake!

Youre safe until the MSM runs the story every week

Once the normies hear murmurs thats when shit hits the fan and people stop buying and selling properties "cause they want to wait and see"

>1 bank quiver have this much effect on every Euro in Europe

THE
END
IS
NIGH

BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!! IT WILL GO UP AGAIN. IT'S THE TIME TO BUUUUUUYY!!!! AND SELL WEHN IT HIT 13

>DB slowly failing
>DB huge bank
>Literally so big that if it collapsed the world economy would collapse and stay there for decades
>Literally so big that it cant be bailed out

AKA the germans brought in millions of shitskins then killed us all

>not wanting to watch it burn

Shits fucked up yo.
t.Cunt already in econ-crisis

Of course we are.

POL if you're going to do one thing for me

Can you find me a page that either has sources or is reputable that details which stocks rose during/after the GFC? Hint: I want to buy them now

Sick trips m87

Market Analyst on Bloomberg just called DB a collapse, the host quickly said "we don't know that" the analyst just chuckled at the bimbo host. CNBC still avoiding the news. FOX business does not have a clue as well.

The cat is out of the bag.

...i'm on the verge of blowing 50k€ for a new house

do I buy it now before my 50k become toilet paper in a week?

I hope this crashes and the german's receive all the pain

They need to realise life is savage, they're too happy atm

No worries, Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley threaten to crash Britain unless you join the Euro.

As long as you're not buying in a place with a load of "non-German people", yes.

Buy 500kg of rice and some pork to keep the muslims away

How many m's in your ID?

But will we get burnt?
>we

Buy foreign currency you dickhead... anything you buy that is in the EU is guaranteed to be worth less than it would on the FOREX markets in a few months

anywhere I can watch this particular segment?

If things really go belly up, trump doesn't even need to attend the debates
He'll get 500+ ev

>Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley threaten Britain
Fucking quaking in my boots here lad, calm down

the jews have a seven year cyle where shit happens almost without fail

Witnessed

...the fall of mankind

Holy fucking shit, it's here finally. Any link?

Blow it on survival gear and wait until everything goes to shit and you can squat in a nice house/fortify it for free m8.

>literally thinks Germany will receive all the pain

...you know we're all going to be just as fucked if this goes under thanks to globalism

Its biblical goy

My dubs aren't restricted to numbers lad

TIME TO DIE

its a little spoopy tbqh, does that mean Judaism is the true religion?

Reagan gave the Shitskins Amnesty and when he tried to go against Daddy Bush they shot him.

Daddy Bush did then Desert Storm Part I and Black Hawk Down Somalia.

Clinton Walmartized/shipped all the jobs overseas. They also setup the Fannie Mae time bomb mortgages that would blow-up in 2006. He also did Serbian War against Russia/Christians to help Muslim scum.

9/11 Was done by Bush Jr to fuck over USA for the Jews.

Obama and his Tranny wife were brought in to ram rod the USA since operation BLACKFACE works really well for the Jews.

The so called 'happenings' are all part of snowballing policy, not because of any leader or timing.

Nobody mentioned the most important question on everyone's lips:

>How does this affect the United States?

Here you go user.

bloomberg.com/live

Someone add it to the new bread

Fack you American piggu

Just buy a Piggu!

it hit 1.69
wew lads

>most irrelevant question
fixed

you fuckers bought it upon us, with your $14 bln fine

Thanks a ton user! I love how these threads are actually Cred Forums working together instead of just shit posting besides the few goyim happening deniers.

It keeps going from 10.69 to 10.70 ?

>IT'S TOTALLY REBOUNDING GOYS!

>NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

> tfw actually working for deutsche Bank

Can't wait to apply for neetbux you guys

youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

What are your game plans?

How should we manage our finances as this unfolds?

I'm not too bright, please help

It's falling again, brace yourselves

Proof deutsche is buying it's own stock

They can't outspend the market, only try to match sells with buys

Boys all I want to say is

Don't take the mark of the beast

pls give info

is it time?

Thread music:

youtube.com/watch?v=h56bfUxY0PM

It'll be 2008 but worse. Much worse.

Good news is if you bought land and gold in the interim though

If your welfare system wasn't a massive black hole it could have been mitigated to an extent. Sorry you got a case of the commie

I think DB has a comparable market cap to Leeman bros in 2008

So even though LB hit the wall the US bailed it out by QE for the next 8 years

Germany is gonna go the same route I suppose, QE Euro for at least 8 years

Looks a lot like a dead cat bounce.

You think there will still be neetbux after this Hans?

Put all your money in Euros

Naw it is just skypes being neurotic. (((They))) self-destruct as a matter of habit, just like skypes being hypochondriacs. There mind is addled it is the trade off for high IQ.

Can the ECB buy stocks?

>If your welfare system wasn't a massive black hole
our welfare budget is small pocket change in comparison to what you are doing to DB with your fines.

This would support Merkel saying she wont bail it out

She isnt saying she wont QE the EU

>double my gym visits
>stock up
>laugh a lot
Sounds bretty gud to me

>need bucks
>after ahmed and his 6 wives and 29 children get thiers

legally not.

factually, it has been doing it for a while now. not stocks, but company and government bonds. between buying bonds and stock there is not a huge leap.

youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

Yes and no

This isn't the ECB as ECB finances have to face up to greater scrutiny

This will be Deutsche doing the buying

Wew it's going back up crisis averted

I will just leave this here.

>ad telling me to learn english

bwahahaha
you heard it guys, better follow brexit!

>Chart excludes China and India

You'd see where the lost money was being found with those two in there

the ad is also suggesting that you should lose weight, user

So how long are we talking? Days, weeks, months? If the Real estate market in the US can just hold out until the end of 2016 then I should be fine. If everyone suddenly stops buying houses within the next month then I'm fucked.

money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/

everything is in the red, is that normal?

...does that mean I am also an executive with a chance for 60k starting but just don't know it yet?

Buying up there own stock. Trying to keep the doors open but it is only Monday I doubt they can do this all week. This just buys them enough time to take care of as many VIP globalist as they can can't let old money family power brokers go down, that is how wars get started.

What did (((we))) you fine you for--going over your shitskin rape-quota?

I don't think anything is going to happen but this company for sure needs a purge.

0 ( zero ) corporate identity or identification, customers being treated like shit, changing top management every 1-2 and no one knows where left and right is.

But hey for sure John Cryan will be our saviour and get us back track.

Lose weight, learn english, conquer america.

Yeah they have been monetizing debt out the ass to keep the carousel going.

Is that an Ad telling you to become a nigger too?

It won't be a quick thing. Governments and companies are slow moving giants.

They'll have to witness the problem, deny the problem, discuss the problem, negotiate the response, implement the response, test the response, witness the response.

That's months if not a year of shit happening.

The short term is pretty stable, it's when the guy on the street knows the catchphase "GFC" or whatever the equivalent for the Euro will be - that will indicate shit is fucked, cause when the normie retard who doesnt care knows, then everyone knoews

So yeah fine till 2016 end

>Implying we give a shit.

BRING IT ON.

>nothing to see here Goyim

When is lunch taken in Germany? Wait until they get back from lunch local time.

whew, that's good news at least

Hopefully it all comes tumbling down after my house sells so I can scoop up some cheap property at a ridiculous price. I bought my current house in 2010 during the housing crisis here in the US for $72k and now I should be able to sell it for ~$120k. I'd love to be able to repeat that feat.

Merkel will blame the Brexit and try to round up the EU against them.

>bought my current house in 2010 during the housing crisis here in the US for $72k and now I should be able to sell it for ~$120k

Omigoto desu

>All those people buying at the top

Next biggest idiot is our lord and saviour

ECB
BOJ
BOE
FED RESERVE

You assume Merkel is even re-elected and assume Merkel has the sack to start sounding off like a hawk.

That is my take on it. Thoughts?

It really kinda depends on how the governments deal with it

I think theyll do a QE cause theyve said they wont bail them out. If they do that theyre pumping more money into the market and the $100,000 property now can be worth $120,000 because of inflation

But whether that $120,000 is worth more on the forex markets than the $100,000 before QE will remain to be seen

any watching bloomberg?
it was all that last guy could do to keep from crying

You live in a shack don't you?

>dead

Confirmed!

>They just ditched the 10.70/-6% buy-in
If there's enough downward momentum now, then it's over.

Need to see big volumes...

Electric jew is pumping out the sad song in the background at my battle station. Very comfy.

CNBC still has there fingers in there ears, only hint coming out. Besides the NBC family has the debate to shill for tonight.

>soon

Nah, 1450 sq ft 3br/2ba house on 1/4 acre in a Dallas area suburb. Nice neighborhood and town, I live on a cul-de-sac with mostly older white people and families surrounding me and only a few blacks, hispanics, and asians around.

WE GOT A BIG ONE

there's this song by the band Alabama
lyric goes "someone told us wall street fell, but we was so poor that we couldn't tell"
really makes you think

BWWWHAHAHA

Google analytics

50k for a house God damn.

she will push it to the next person like obama is doing with isis.

The globalist are having a big fight with the public so they are saving face.

They will hide under there rock and wait for the right time to come back out.

...

>50k for a house God damn.

In germany we put down >20% when buying a house. The rest is long term loans.
If he doesnt live in the far east its not gonna be 50k total.

1.68
It just keeps slowly going down

That can be a stock crunch a mass stock sale off ?

Namefaggots attentionwhoring earlier in the thread leads me to believe that the d.a.k. 16.10.16 shit has something to do with deutsche bank shitting the bed. Can anyone confirm? I keel seeing it and I am a hardcore happeningfag and don't want to miss the bus on gtfo'ing

>mfw it happens

they're trying hard to prop it up

>Bloomberg
>OUTRIGHT PANIC

Analyst here. No happening.

t. DB employee 'analyst'

Bloomberg talking DB again. Blaming Merkel for not promising to support DB. Asking ?'s now about where the tip point is for counter party risk and client panic.

Begging for ECB to step in now and be the "adult in the room".

A: Election year ain't nobody gonna do anything, we fucked.

A: I can't believe German government will not step it they have to step in. They are to big to fail.

Price at 10.67

Can we please nuke the Eternal Aryan this time? It's getting ridiculos.

t. DBK IR manager

You are fucked and you know it. Lets just see how far the contagion spreads.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-26/soros-helping-to-turn-back-tide-of-hedge-fund-outflows-in-europe

Soros will save us don't worry boys

So it's already ogre

his point is that it's cheap

t. PLEASE DON'T SELL MY EMPLOYEE STOCKS FRIENDS

>kike kikery

>If you bail out the banks, the banks win.

>Not already stocked up on booze, bullets and bullion

It's like you DONT want to take advantage of people and make lods emone.

Bloomberg News is comfy as fuck.

Get in here: bloomberg.com/live

Is that their solution to everything, just throw heaps of money at the problem?

Eternal kraut destroying Europe once again

in this case thats accurate

>Analyst here. No happening.

Since analysts are all idiots that means it is indeed happening!!!!!
Grab your guns and illegal assault spoons and prepare for a bank run!

yeah if you think in London terms (are you a girl? pls be from London) germany is cheap.
But hes not gonna buy a whole new house for 50k€.
More likely >300k.

youtube.com/watch?v=bjSpO2B6G4s

Economic layman here.
I don't understand how and why shit like this happens. It feels so fabricated to me, it must be intentional. But why do people accept this shit.

Its not fabricated. DB is poorly capitalized and Merkel isn't helping by saying dumb things.
That being said, the fear is overblown, and there isn't a chance DB is going down, its a zombie bank, not Lehman.
t. options trader

(((Why)))

oh he took out a mortgage

They have aligned for a long time, but the ks Jewmericans shart full force whenever someone thinks of mending fences with Russia.

It has not even begun.

We are at the beginning of the end.

A collapse like this goes in slow motion. Full of cold swears as normies march in a shower at least they think it is a shower.

Stock market has been rigged for decates, my friend. You accept it because you don't make the laws, you follow w/e bullshit (((they))) come up with or else there's no shekels for you and your family.

Why did you try tax apple? They made deal with Ireland, not with you.

>(((Bloomberg))) pleads Merkel to intervene for DB
>(((Bloomberg))) spazs with joy that DB starts "bouncing back" for the end of the day

Not today fellows, we got that straight China manipulation going on.

>DB is poorly capitalized and Merkel isn't helping by saying dumb things.
That in itself, is not fabricated, at all. C'mon worst Korea, you supposed to be smart.

What else is there to do? That is how problems are solved throw money and more money at it. The margins on how all that money is thrown around is how you find happiness. Get comfy and enjoy the ride.

Oh man, the Japs have ready to eat waffles?

who is this gender bender?

I mean, its not. Its a result of DB being hit with overzealous ECB rates.
Its not magic. They just aren't making that much money.
But they aren't getting fucked enough to go under. So they're just stuck in limbo.
If you want a good case study on the phenomenon in more depth, go look up the Japanese banks over the last decade.
Also, I'm murrican, I'm in here for work.

its rising back up, at 14 euros tomorrow. no need to be worried

Buy those Enron stocks low

so this latest bump has leveled... how low will the next low go? predictions here lads. winner will get the most (You)s

Fuck off shill

We came for the fire

Not leaving till it rises

>the trade off for high IQ
The idea that (some) jews are intelligent is basically a meme they propagate themselves. If you trace back the source claim for high average Ashkenazi intelligence (in certain areas), it's a single joke of a paper that says it might possibly be true based on a theoretical mechanism they guessed might exist, then doesn't present evidence of any of those things.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jewish_intelligence

If they were actually intelligent, you'd think they'd realise it was a good idea to back off on the nation-wrecking once the goyim being to catch on, and thus not have a record of being thrown out of almost every country they've ever inhabited ...

Bloomberg

DB balance sheet bigger than German GDP.

>its rising back up, at 14 euros tomorrow. no need to be worried
Nothing to see here, goy. Move along.

why is EUR only rising against USD/GBP?

I don't understand economics :/

It'll go single digits at some point and languish. I'd imagine it'll be after a stock offering to raise fresh capital.
From there it'll trend back up over time.
That's just clever wording. They're leaving out that all of that is derivatives that are hedged. So it is only worth a fraction of what it says.

>go look up the Japanese banks over the last decade.
Tell me more. All I know about that that they are in a limbo for ~3 decades. Isn't it done for some purpose, though? If we can grasp it, how come the people doing it can't?

Skypes are neurotic they can not help themselves. They are like all degenerates they have a compulsion to self-destruct, it is a central part of there ethos to become persecuted.

That was more of a rhetorical question. That's how hyperinflation is caused. In an actual free market, the problem will 'correct' itself, if you allow it. And that's the problem , the fed won't allow it.

Not super comfy here but more prepared than most. I want the global reset to happen already...

Warren Buffet is going to become so fucking rich holy shit. Berkshire Hathaway has like $60 Billion in cash for it's war chest.

Wouldn't be surprised if his little buddy Bill Gates also gets in on the action.

Well because getting rates low as stimulus outweighs the negatives of hurting the IB business. See, banks CAN make money in a low interest rate internment, but it takes them diversifying out into the consumer space with things like credit cards. Hence why BAC did so well during the financial crisis, they had other revenue streams. What the Japanese Banks and DB lack are those diversified options for revenue streams. DB is a strict IB, and has been suffering for it, and their lack of strong leadership has made overhauling their business model too slow, leading to lackluster profits, and mediocre profit.
Its not the central banks fault, low rates have been a success, its the IB's fault for using a 1970's model in 2016.

They are already having trouble raising capital. No one want to give them money. There retail banking sector is flat, no one Europe has money in the amount DB needs. America thinks they are protected from contagion and don't to lend now, when they can pick the bones later for much cheaper.

Where is DB gonna raise capital from? Especially when the capital is just going to go straight to servicing debt in stead adding assets to DB balance cheat.

Guys, I just started working for a medical diagnostic laboratory in America this last December. They just started hiring again after the Obama Care fiasco.

Am I going to lose my job? How does "liquidating staff" work? Senior workers stay, new ones go?

Please answer, I just moved out of my parents house this April. I don't wanna go back if I lose my job.

An ass for your troubles

>Bloomberg shilling for Hillary

"It's good that she can steer the topic away from the topic!"
"Brexit is factual economic suicide"

kek

this bluepill nonsense

Ah, I got you now user.

The German Government.
DB has been a German institution for fucking forever now. Hence why I said Merkel was saying dumb shit.
If it came down to it, she'll bail them out. There is literally no chance Deutsche will be allowed to go under. After the financial crisis, absolutely no world leader would let the next Lehman be on their legacy.
You're fine, this has nothing on you.

No they aren't. The Fed doesn't buy equity.

...

Gogo from Big Hero 6

Explain and sauce?

>After the financial crisis, absolutely no world leader would let the next Lehman be on their legacy.

Yeah because Merkel really gives a shit about her legacy... Shes done so much for Germany so far... Why would she risk her good name now................,,,,,,,,,,

>Where is DB gonna raise capital from?

QE, a taxpayer bailout, or they can do what happened in Cyprus and skim everyone's savings accounts. If the German citizens are putting up with swarms of rapefugees I don't think the latter is out of the question.

Yeah, but how is she gonna fund all the refugees if the financial system goes under. :^))))))))

Top comment.

Do you think getting rid of Deutschmark and taking up the fucking euro accelerated this or is it just purely because of what you described?

But if my company loses business because people can't afford to get their blood work done then they will fire people.

I just wanna know how do they "let go" of people and keep "key staff".

Why are people buying? Are they desperately trying to save the economy or some shit?

>implying you won't have to suck dick to give away your plywood and fiberglass McMansion.

It was always a renters long market, moot, it was a renters long market.

Austerity

Germans are gonna have to make some sacrifices for nu-Germans :D

Just like their friendly Greek brothers did, the Germans will stoicly too, for the greater good of nu-Germany

Is this it? The greatest happening? Hold me, Cred Forums.

Why is it climbing again? I want it to fail.

Pharma is always strong in recession goy. People can't buy Sony Plasma but they will buy actual plasma. Ya dig? It's a necessity rather than the useless shit people typically buy during the good times

(((Bloomberg))) is beyond bluepill and redpill

What about Canada?

Yes. It's a soft bailout, essentially. DB itself and the German government are artificially buying out a fuck ton. It's prolonging the inevitable and putting the hit on the German taxpayer even worse than before. Amazing shit, especially when you haven't got Euros in your bank account.

Nah, they'll chimp out how they dindu nuffin and it's everyone else fault.
Just wait and see.

We are having such "happenings" every week now

When did this flesh new meme emerge?

>Analysts knowing anything
>All of them blubber since january 2015 about how this stock market is so tough to trade
>meanwhile double digits gains last year and this year for me without penny stock or day trading faggotry

Stay free niggers. Oh right it's time for my reminder in every one of these threads that I told you to buy AEM for this year it was free money.

That's a relatively complex question with no right answer to be honest. I'm personally in favor of your Eurozone, because it makes my job easier to track one economic block than to try to keep up with 28 separate entities. Now, do I think the German Bund would of ever had a negative yield had they kept the Deutschmark? Most definitely not, Germany was never as economically as hard hit as other parts of Europe and their central bank would not have lowered rates as much as the ECB would have. BUT, this wouldn't have changed the fact that DB has been poorly managed and hasn't adopted to the times. They would be slightly better off, but ultimately the problems would just be delayed.
It's a great buying point for a long term hold, if you sold covereds against this, you could probably get down to a cost basis of 5 before DB started to come back.

Gotcha. Thank you very much. I really appreciate your help. I calmed down some.

Have some good maid ass, on me.

>continent full of zombie banks
>bad debt from literally fucking every country

Nothing wrong here, nope. It's not Lehman goy, Lehman bundled sub prime personal debt, not sub prime bank and national debts.

dead cat bouncing, people are letting their computers play a game of russian roulette with their money

3 houses (out of the 20 that are there) have sold on my street in the last 6 months, each within 2 months of going on the market. I'm not too worried.

The banks is buying its own shares back along with institution outfits trying to keep the lights on while they think about how to raise capital now that Merkel has said they are not gonna get a bailout.

BWWWHAHAHA It is only Monday there is no way they can keep it up all week, or until after the local elections when it is much more safer politically to try a bailout. Every live block on Bloomberg is talking about DB now. CNBC has picked up the story now.

TL;DR DB is fucked.

should we expect us markets to fall this morning?

A bailout, possibly at the expense of the tax payers, would be pretty bad before the upcoming elections. DB crisis is a topic they'd all just prefer to bury until after the elections.

There is no such country anymore.

hey deutsche bank bro, please tell us a bit about your company.
Nothing personal.

Just how is the mood?
Do you guys think you will be in a position that you need a bailout?
Do expect DB to go below 10€? What do people say about that 10€ mark? Is it important to you?
I remember some (((analyst))) saying DB will never get below 10€ because that means the bank will crash.

Plauder ein bisschen aus dem Nähkästchen, my dear DB-Bro.

No one cares

Could this pop the derivatives bubble in America?

theyre so pacified they let in literally millions of nuGermans

theyll bend over and take it for nuGermany

STOP SCROLLING!!!!!

And answer me plese.

Why it happens? What is the goal?

because ireland circumvented EU law, whilst being an EU member, by allowing Apple to pay an effective corporate tax rate below 12,5%

>things happen for a reason
$100 on you're christian

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It is a genuinely important distinction to make.
Lehman exploded fantastically shaking the confidence of the entire market. The little known ACTUAL catalyst of the financial crisis was the Reserve Primary Fund going to a NAV of under 1$.
DB is just dying a slow painful sorrowful death in a low interest rate environment, there's no spectacular explosion, if it does die, noone is really all the surprised at this point. Every fund manager around has had this on their tab since 2014.
I'm not as amazing with German politics as I could be, I only speak French, so I tend to follow it through those sources. From what I understand, if push came to shove, they would in fact bail it out.

they coming for the vodka ivan

Interesting. Have you ever thought about why there was such a failure to adopt? Did they not see the general trend?

DOW Futures down .5% NASDAQ futures up .6%. Mixed day for US no big losses no big gains to day for the overall market.

Bitches. They always do it.

praise kek

They're basically delaying the bailout until it's the responsibility of the new government. Actually kinda makes me hopeful that Merkel isn't going to run for chancellor again.

I'll see if I can find the WSJ article, they have a very good summary of it. It goes back to their previous CEO, who grandstanded constantly about making obscene profits and having tremendous growth. Well the dumb fuck spent all DB's time and money trying to squeeze all they could out of a dated IB model instead of actually overhauling and modernizing. Their current CEO is now starting to do this, but the mess the previous guy left is a mess to fix.

>Using nigger
>Ever
Fuck off Skype

But seriously, Deutsche Bank is so utterly fucked

German regimentation is very hard to overcome along with regulations. Plus no one stays at the helm long enough to lay out a vision for DB.

wsj.com/articles/deutsche-banks-ceo-struggles-with-overhaul-1459437547
Here you go, might have a paywall, if it does, just google search the article and you'll be able to read it.

literally government and institutional damage control

All of our governments have measurements in place to prevent shit like DB from bringing the whole system down in one day.

They're buying the stocks with taxpayer money + what money they have left so they can say, "Well it ended on a high note goyim" hoping that everyone is good goys and buys it and to prolong the inevitable.

The Deutsche Bank isn't, the world is famalam

No, they don't. The Fed does not buy public equity. I want this meme to stop.

>tfw I missed when it crossed 11.00

Big moves in Agri business. China is entering the game.

I have autismbux.
Properly fucked is my destiny.

say, do you think the eurozone design is sustainable in the long run?

spain, greece, italy even france are suffering under the common market and currency, so the ECB has to lower interest rates and buy their bonds. but they cannot go much further than they already did.

I said it and I say it again
If you are looking for happening, it doesn't happen yet
Once it will happen - it will be too late and people will behave like animals
You have around month till Apocalypse

Pray to the God

Thank you for increasing my knowledge, chaos brothers.

>Literally thinks something as carefully constructed as this whole economic system/scam/enslavement mechanism isn't made including self-preserving measures.

Come on man

>when your bank is crashing with no survivors

Better stock up on food and ammo goys

D.A.K.

>when the people are on to your globalist shenanigans and let the market fix itself instead of starting WW3

I got a chan nickname. AWWW

A country that bans the svastika even in films, series and videogames because they want to delete their past, only deserves the fall.

says the kraut

the ecb works for the franco German empire and insisted the Irish taxpayer paid out on worthless and stupid unsecured bond gambles made by French an German banks so the French an German public would not have to bail out their banks.

As regards Apple. No law was circumvented. Germany wanted a pop at apple and did not give a tuck about the effect on Ireland.

So in summary. Fuck the Germans. Fuck the French and no we will not leave the EU.

We're waiting for the right moment to ensure you bastards descend back into a hell that will make 1945 look like paradise.

And you can keep your fucking immigrants as well, if you can't fuck and make children then you maybe deserve to die out.

Yes, but it needs modification. The political side of it needs to back off and lets nations have more room for unilateral decision making. The economic side of it however, I'm a big proponent of. It just happened to of gotten struck hard by the financial crisis, and I don't think leaders responded appropriately. Austerity is fucking retarded in times of financial crisis, lax monetary policy is the name of the game then. Spain for instance has been showing genuinely positive growth, and it's taking hold. Italy and Greece were retarded though and put off their problems until they in Italy's case festered forever, or in Greece's blew the fuck up. Assuming the Eurozone manages to weather this bout of populism, I think it can endure fairly well.
Not that I think Europe is fucked without it mind you, but I'd prefer to see it stay intact.

mfw im slowly buying into this kek praise shit wtf

Go home patty you are drunk *sigh* again.

while it is true that your country has been abused by foreign banks, it does not make your corporate tax dumping schemes any better.

not related, but i dreamed about ireland today for some reason. imagined it as a beautiful country.

Why???

The eurozone's idea was not a financial one to begin with. It was cultural. Check Caudenhove-Calergi's manifesto. He basically stated that it is all about multi-kulti, transforming whites into browns, removing sovereign nations basically. Look how far it has come and it seems that people are starting to become quite upset.

Not going to survive. Something's gotta give.

Can't hold back populism or nationalism brother. The Golden Dawn is coming.

Fascism is coming back in a big way.

Savages; blacks always get the worst of everything because it's the easiest to attain, including our "people". *Shudder*

Coming up next on Bloomberg Live: DB collapsing!!

Your double 7's confirm you are now on the right path.

>Spain for instance has been showing genuinely positive growth, and it's taking hold.
they have over 20% fucking unemployment, and have still not reached pre-crisis levels. and this is largely related to the austerity and bail-out measures imposed upon them by europe.
>Italy and Greece were retarded though and put off their problems
italy had actually less problems than germany pre-2008. it is only afterwards that they began to struggle, for a variety of reasons. partially, because their wages were too high for their productivity. in this case, a country usually has to devalue its currency -- something italy could not do.

so i have to disagree if you portray the EU and Euro to be something purely beneficial to everyone.

twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/780311560824717312

To stop European economic Armageddon.

Bloomberg is comfy as fuck.

Who is making new bread?

Jews getting into E-Sports on Bloomberg Live.

Anonymous poster here. It's happening.

>the next government will be a leftist-green coalition
>they will have to deal with DB-crisis, the refugee crisis and TTIP/CETA subversion of Europe

FUG

Right, and I did mention that the austerity was fucking dumb. It should have been handled better.
But Spain has been recovering.

The inflexibility of the Euro is a problem, but I think it can be fixed with some measure of amendment to the system. I've been a proponent of the ECB extending different rates to banks of separate countries in order to counteract this. Now granted, I'm no economist, and I primarily trade options, so I don't know the effectiveness of this. But separate overnight rates should be able to deliver a more targeted fix to this problem.

But I do stand by my defense of the Eurozone.

Are they cockteasing the DB collapse? They said it was next, then they talk about e-sports instead

i'm mad

Personal question sorry but I wonder if I know you
Have you been living in Washington for a year?

ELI5 where does it show the shorts on that graph? and how does he calculate the value of the shorts?

Nope, California. Never actually been to Washington.
Désolé.

Bloomberg's finally talking about it again. About fucking time.

>excitekike

Just started talking DB again

Don't fucking come here.

Our grand sense of hospitality is worn out as is our pro EU sentiment, It was created to stop you bastards killing each other. Carry on and do it properly this time so the yanks or the russians can finish off the winner.

Its fucking funny the yanks slapped DBK with 14 billion back in your face. How does it feel?

Enjoy

And at EVEY opportunity we will screw you over now until the end of time. Call the English and ask them about the Irish holding a grudge. You fucking started it. We'll finish it.

"Another suggestion was "flying the flags of deficit sinners at half mast in front of EU buildings," the member of Chancellor Angela Merkel's conservative Christian Democrats told German Newspaper Bild. "It would just be a symbol, but would still be a big deterrent."

You dishonor our flag by flying it at hanging at mast and we'll return the favor with the kraut pensioners hiding over here in the fine scenery hanging half way down lampposts..

In case you did not realise, Ireland has the right to set whatever tax rate we fucking want to. Apple did NOTHING ILLEGAL and we have no moral obligation whatsoever to prop up the German export industries or second rate tech sector.

BTW lets see what the euro denominated debt Ireland owes is worth when we have reduced the euro to rubble.

In case krauland has not realised. We took the EU at face value, fool us once shame on you. Fuck with us twice and kiss your precious abortion promoting transsexual worshiping Franco German Eumpire up your arse and fuck off.

I'm watching for somebody slipping up because I don't understand the typical gibberish

nice dracula teeth

d.a.k. posters should be euthanized

possibly the most forced meme of all time

zerohedge finally mentioning this

Calm down Mcm8.

Are the kikes going to be happy about this or what?
I want to know if this is a cause for celebration or not.

I understand the basics and shit but other than that nothing much

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Damn Patty bringing the bantz.

See this why globalism will not work.