Why is there no such thing as a good right-wing comedian?

Why is there no such thing as a good right-wing comedian?

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Because kikes ruin everything.

More specifically, they own most of the comedy venues and don't like that kind of humor.

The other main venue for comedians are college campuses. Again. Kikes.

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>it le joos XD
try harder

>comedian

I was hoping Bill Burr would be the hero we needed, his personality pointed in that direction, but then he up and endorsed Bernie, seemed really out of character :/

>good

dude analogies lmao

Bill Burr is possibly the funniest person on the planet. But he isn't right or left.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tt19Vp9uBiQ

not good anymore
BUT
used to be top-tier
pic related

1970s
Black people:
White people do this, whitey whitey cracker
"Applause"

1980's
Black people and Mexicans
White people do this, black people do the same thing but not as nerdy, all white people are stuck up snooty crackers. Mexicans are cheap labor
"Applause"

1990s
Black, Jewish, Mexicans
White people do this, white women love sex, black people are cool and hip, white people dont know how to discipline their kids and Mexicans are cheap labor, catholic, and have lots of kids
"Applause"

2000's
Blacks, Jews, Women, Mexicans, Fags
All of the above, and white people are are stuck up snooty and rich, women are so oppressed and women like sex with big black dicks
"Applause"

2010s
Blacks, gays, Mexicans, Jews, women, and WHITES

All of the above but whites are privileged and need to be held accountable and white people are the devil

tl;dr: comedians will only get more hostile against white people because the minority (essentially the rising majority) love to hate whites

He's right you know. Most comedy clubs won't allow that kind of humor. As for if right wing people are funny though: Cred Forums is funny as fuck.

The show was great, but Greg was never good.

Look ant how Andrew Lawrence's career has been shut down. He no longer get tv gigs or any air time, instead he has to rely on a hard core following. The guy is fairly funny.

You want right wing comedian? Here

it's not permitted by (((those))) in charge.

because only the left spends their time for some laughs at stupid gimmicky politically tinged propaganda jokes.

actually -- strike that-- there's one guy out there ... try youtube's "Mark Dice" for a good right wing laugh op.

I sort of like what he's doing and stands for, but none of it is actually funny.

I agree he is being unfairly treated for his political stance. However he really isn't that funny and can't help but think that a lot of right wingers like this guy purely because he's on their side.

>tfw Cred Forums has seen classic RedEye
Feels good

Comedians survive by being witty, observing ironies and absurdities in life and by engaging in clever word play. Right wing audiences tend to be stupid and as such they can only appreciate physical comedy, slapstick.

Also left wing politicians are more serious and so are much less easily mocked by would be right-wing comedians.

>because only the left spends their time for some laughs at stupid gimmicky politically tinged propaganda jokes.

you're on Cred Forums you fucking retard

yeah, but if someone were to come along and go full 14/88 on the mic Bill Burr would be a really good inspiration

Because we have real jobs.

>100% of Cred Forums is propaganda, no real actual run downs of real world or deeper levels of information or discourse is provided here, not even once has anyone come to do anything other than shitpost and laugh. NOT EVEN ONCE you fucking retard.

hmm, great point

(((they))) wont allow it

do you have autism?

Does this poo-in-loo count as right wing?
youtube.com/watch?v=bZwIJNWNFnc

We have our own comedy show faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=31ga1aCDNSs

Sam Hyde

>a good right-wing comedian
>a good
no

hmm, great point

Those who decide who are allowed comedians will not let conservatives be successful in their industry.
Similar to the comic book industry, it is controlled by (((them)))

wow impressive retort

Bill Burr isn't really right wing or left. He doesn't give a shit about liberal nonsense but he also doesn't give a shit about things like gays getting married, etc. Pretty neutral guy really. Also his wife is black.

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what about this?

You're a retort.

never heard one of his jokes but im going to assume he isn't funny

Comedians break tabus with talking, that's what they do. A right-winger breaking tabus is not really possible because that would be something liberals do.

>Conservative comedy

This shit bombed so HARD. Cancelled after what, 3 weeks?

youtube.com/watch?v=qXTwYBWUuZk

Because the truth isn't funny or cool

Only dumb niggers find this funny.

>Because the truth isn't funny or cool

It's hard to lampoon genuinely serious topics without looking like a total cunt.

How can you have sandyhook and then laugh at gun control?

How can you fuck up Iraq colossally and ridicule the idea of getting out?

We have them in Germany, although most of them probably aren't widely known. What they are doing is considered political cabaret, not actual comedy.

I actually chuckled

>comedians have to be stand-up comedians
>implying memesmiths are comedians

the age of centralized comedy is over, faggot

It would be career suicide for anyone in that business to openly be right wing

but don't the free markets require one? why has no one filled the void? or are right wingers incapable of it?

It depends how you define it. If not even Seinfeld will go in front of a college SJW croud, you may as well define him as right wing relative to that.

Murdoch Murdoch
Nick Depalo
Anthony Cumia

the top of his nose is too fat, I don't know to explain it.

like he looks like he's been punched in the brow too many times

Bill Burr is a fucking communist.

Fucking kek
Bill Burr is one of the most guilt ridden honkeys in burgerland

You want to see some good right-wing comedy? Here it is:

youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ&t=1m48s

patrice

Nick Dipaolo and Anthony Cumia

>good
fuck off with your edgy discount tom green

This guy is easily better than shit like John Oliver and pretty much any of those cucks on TV who make shitty political commentary disguised as comedy.

he gets away with so much shit cos he's black

7 months according to wikipedia.

i wasn't even aware it happened.

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>Why is there no such thing as a good right-wing comedian?

But there is one.

I blame his wife

Eh Sam Hyde?

Because all art, humour, literature and culture has, and always will be almost entirely the dominion of the left. Right-wing people laugh at people with arts degrees because they believe that the point of education/life/a country is to make as much money as possible, whereas lefties believe that culture is intrinsically worthwhile, and are more likely therefore to follow it as a profession.

Further reading here: newstatesman.com/politics/2013/04/where-are-all-right-wing-stand-ups

>The African-American stand-up Chris Rock maintained that stand-up comedy should always be punching upwards. It’s a heroic little struggle. You can’t be a right-wing clown without some character caveat, some vulnerability, some obvious flaw. You’re on the right. You’ve already won. You have no tragedy. You’re punching down. You can be a right-wing comedy columnist, away from the public eye, a disembodied, authoritarian presence that doesn’t need to show doubt. Who could be on a stage, crowing about their victory and ridiculing those less fortunate than them without any sense of irony, shame or self-knowledge? That’s not a stand-up comedian. That’s just a cunt.

But the left won. They are in power now. How long can you make fun of something if the president agrees with you on it at this point?

laughing at him doesn't count

Wait, the right wing had won? When? Did i just woke up from a coma or something?

>at him

Reality isn't funny unless done right. MDE isn't really "right-wing" but it's definitely not "left-wing". Honestly it always boggles me noggles that you Europeans always think in terms of "right-wing" vs "left" or whatever. At least in the US we have "conservative" and "liberal" with the prior actually meaning something and that latter used to mean something.

The mainstream right basically exists only to secure tax cuts for their benefactors; they don't care at all about "conservative values".

>le right wing people are materialistic and left wing people aren't
KYS
>what is Traditionalism?
>what is Fascism?
>what is what is?

The truth isn't funny

rightwingers are either not funny or arent whiny cunts who try to look at everything with irony

Because of the Juden.

why

Cred Forums is funny

>The African-American stand-up Chris Rock maintained that stand-up comedy should always be punching upwards.

Liberal/leftists/whathaveyou comedians haven't been punching upwards for 40 years now.
They are the establishment.

huh, really makes you think

>le
Kill yourself.

He's right, you know.

It's like you don't know who owns all the media networks and who runs them.

>Trying to pretend Jews don't control your mind
Good goy

over here our best comedians are right wing

left wing comedians can't make a good joke because they have to watch what they say, right wingers don't care

it's a saying that you've only become a good comedian once you've angered the jewish lobby and have someone file a complaint at the anti-discrimination center

My opinion is that because right-wing politics exist as a serious response to serious issues, it's difficult to make these humorous. You can certainly do it, but you won't really reach a wide audience, because comedy is mostly about playing to your audience's assumptions. Here's a one-liner from a "right wing" funny guy:
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The problem is that the leftist worldview is very infantile and simplistic (and they even admit this--"omg listen to what this 7-year-old has to say about gay marriage. It agrees with my position on the issue. COINCIDENCE?!? [smug as fuck face]" So it's really fucking easy to come up with "comedy" based on leftist bullshit.

Also, to be frank, most of ramzpaul's other stuff requires some subtlety/nuance/etc. (albeit very little), and the kind of people who are openly interested and pursue comedy are normalfags who just want Amy Schumer to talk about how she's a fat slut.

Smart man's burden desu

>i wasn't even aware it happened.

It was a big deal at the time as it was the first right wing comedy and show and because it was so painfully bad. I'm shocked it went seven months. I blame the writers. Really low bar, infantile stuff. Lots of punching down, mean spiritedness. You'd have to have more hate than intelligence to enjoy that show.

murdoch isn't jewish and he's pretty right wing and he owns a lot of media

He's a crypto-Jew.

This used to be common knowledge on Cred Forums

Look up his parents. He doesn't openly admit it either.

Because when you tell the truth about the world we live in, nothing is funny.

He married his mailman.

I blame Patrice and sports

Pissing off jews isn't that taboo in Europe. The real test for comedians is this: can you piss off the Muslims?

If you dont have the nerve to do that, you're more cucked than anyone.

In every society, east and west, it's the been the king's court jester that was the most free to make the most honest political observations, because it was couched in humour.

Today, if even the comedians can't speak truth to society, then that society is truly fucked. Stalin-tier fucked.

So long, Europe. It was nice knowing you.

>unironically thinks jews control everything
get out the basement

Exactly. I don't even bother watching the officially permitted TV comedy any more. I get ten times the laughs from the dissidents on here and real life banter with friends and family.

The same reason there aren't many right-wing actors, unless they're very good they suddenly find themselves with no work.

>Liberalism, Socialism; materialist ideologies
>Care more about culture than conservatism

You are such a fucking pleb.

Is Cred Forums proud of our boy?

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You kidding? You need laughter more than ever when the light is out.

because comedy is shit

memes surpassed comedy ages ago
also most comedians can't even empathize on young people's problems so they make fart jokes instead

Because the right-wing is too vilified. Leftists are extremely closed-minded and wouldn't give him a chance. Feminists would stop the venue from even happening. It just wouldn't work for a number of reasons.

>DUDE I KISSED A MAN AND PUT A FINGER UP MY ASS AND IM A CONSERVATIVE LMAO
edgy try hard faggot

Because the average conservative isn't willing to jump up and down on a stage shouting "MY KIDS SHOULD FUCK BLACK GUYS LOL MY DICK IS TINY GUYS" for laughs

Hate speech laws, jew controlled media and booking agencies.

Murdoch is for sure a Jew, or atleast just joking. I mean listen to where he almost starts laughing: i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474624716967.webm

does anyone do that?

>t. Loser who thinks sam hyde is funny
Only patricians are allowed to comment. You think a punchline to a joke just has to be a reference to something you understand. MDE is big bang theory for mega autists like you

>durrr u r only conservative if u fit in my loser narrative!

Are you serious, OP? Just about everything I read on Cred Forums is funnier than anybody in mainstream comedy.

>Murdoch family
>right-wing

You GOTTA be shitting me.

>How can your statistics be true if I know this one guy who's not like that? You need to meet more people.

>Cred Forums is funny as fuck.
This
Also anyone who thinks the right wing can't be funny has never watched the daily shoah
On the right stuff radio

1960s
Black people: muh childhood muh family values *rapes white woman*
"Applause"

BECAUSE DATS RAYCISS

You're a Brit. You should be familiar with Hans Teeuwen.

Here he is claiming, without irony, that Erdogan is a male prostitute: youtube.com/watch?v=mw2l_9ZYTa8

Please also scroll down to the butthurt roach in the comments. It's hilarious.

When it comes to the media and things like that, they fucking do.

And here he is slapping around three disgusting hijabi's who are funded by socialist politicians: youtube.com/watch?v=3Zc996Kd7i4

Name a single good comedian of any ideology.

Stephen crowder ?

Dick Masterson is pretty funny and Steven Crowder doesn't make me want to kill myself

Amy Schumer

Because reality isn't a joke

Right-wing comedy is just laughing at retards in real life. The jokes write themselves.

George Carlin mother fucker

when did i say i found sam hyde funny?

Nihilistic atheism hasn't been funny for quite a while.

It's called dark humor friend.
Comedians used to like using dark humor.
Then SJW's started kvetching every time someone made a rape joke.

she's sexy af

Globalism Explained
youtu.be/ExhqDuuY6Wc

Ronald Reagen

What is this fucking meme even called. Smileyman with sunglasses?

Bill Burr was the only good politically neutral comedian.

youtu.be/Ytv15ono5J0

Didn't he get arrested for thar?

>Thinking no one will notice you trying to claim a well liked lefty as your own.

Disgusting. I'd burn her alive in a cage, and I'd torture you to death for feeling sexual attraction to an unfunny leftist whale.

His eyes scare the shit out of me, he literally looks like a demon.

Part of being comedian is "bashing" the system. That's a typical leftist thing to do, because politics have been historically more right-wing than they are now.
Still, you'll start to see them more, as it is the left which is trying to "conserve" things now. Being a conservative today means you want radical change.

conservatives have serious thoughts about the world and our economy, making it difficult for them to be comedians

Meanwhile, liberal policies are a joke to begin with which is why so many people wanted Jon Stewart to run for office.

The truth isn't funny

There is though

youtu.be/JIHN1UkcSGo

Some of his shows are really great and funny, I think he is the only french right-wing comedian who is worth watching.

This was funny, a bit forced and too many laugh tracks though

>Liberal/leftists/whathaveyou comedians haven't been punching upwards for 40 years now.
Isn't Cred Forums's complaint that liberals are actively ruining America?

Fuck make up your minds. Are liberals doing too little or too much?

Laughing proves he is a Jew?

youtu.be/a3PpS8ZZouM

I'm ashamed for each and everyone on you fucks on this thread

Not much demand it would seem, bong.

He who takes things seriously, takes even himself seriously.

Bill Burr

Eight full years apparently

Here's true right wing comedy

youtu.be/BoLPLsQbdt0

That dude is try hard whiney faggot. He is the rights version of a libtard.

>wife is black

That's unsurprising, given how he frequently manages to sneak comments relating to his love of oil drilling into his bits.

Unrelated. Making fun of rednecks isn't "punching upwards." You never hear these faggots making fun of bankers, or George Soros, or actual evil people like--oh hey, Hillary Clinton, multi-millionaire white elitist criminal politician who collapses on stage and regularly makes autistic looking seizure-faces. Oh wait but it's a woman and a Democrat so that's off limits.

No, they punch sideways. They just insult their political opposition or poor white people. Rednecks are literally the bottom of the barrel in this country besides Native Americans, and unlike them they don't get any special welfare programs or casinos.

Yet every fucking cunt leftist will laugh their asses off if you do a redneck impression that'd get you crucified by the SPLC if you did it but called it a black impression.

The claim "never punch down" is just bullshit. They do it, and they love it. Why can't we?

not right wing just laughs at libtards

Because the left is amusing enough without a commentary.

He is a neocon since he takes ever chance he can to shit on Trump and called the "alt right" loser white supremacist.

Because the best comedians have no self respect. Better yet they fucking hate themselves.

Louis C.K. for example I find funny as hell. I also think its more funny he is a dumb nigger and a full on Cuckold.

Can't say I was ever particularly fond of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's work but they definitely loathe liberals

Because common sense isn't funny.

This.

You raise an interesting point, but then again for what it's worth I've been listening to standup on netflix for a while now and most of the comedy there doesn't seem explicity political. There's plenty in life you can use as material for comedy, you don't have to limit yourself to politics, right-wing or not so that's hardly an excuse.

I remember them saying that they hate conservatives but they really hate liberals.

That's enough to make him right-wing in the eyes of all libtards

A lot of comedy is built around making fun of a person or viewpoint. Most comedy these days is masturbatory shaming of in-groups. The left calls this "punching up" and enjoys it because it lets them feel good about themselves AND be hostile towards others, which is more or less their instinctive M.O.

Our fucking Bernard.

Yeah, read that quote too. Think they're lolbertarians but they've had a couple hits

What about Louie "all white people need to be wiped out" CucK?

Norm Macdonald m8

can you explain this meme?

I'm a filmmaker who makes comedy films. I'm Cred Forums tier when it comes to social matters. The problem is, whenever I have projects going on, they get literally shut down at some point.

Like six months ago I was making a satiric short film about consensual incest between two adults. First of all, trying to find actors was fucking brutal - they laughed while reading the script, but didn't have balls to step in front of the camera because it was "too controversial". The higher ups of the company I worked with had already given me greenlight to pursue the project, but then just as I was finishing the production, they backpedaled and started saying "no no, you can't do this, pls user, think again, are you sure you know what you are doing?" They were a) women b) leftist c) green d) complete opposite of Cred Forums in every possible way - the script hit too close to home for them.

I burned 3 months on a project that will never be released. I'm currently writing my first feature film. It will probably end my career before it even begins.

LA poisoned him.

First of all, there are no good left-wing comedians. Only lefties laugh at that retarded shit, because they don't know any better. Second, right-wing comedy is more or less illegal. It's career-ending.

The funny thing is that the jokes that get the most laughs today are right-wing jokes that are just on the edge, or disguised as shock humor. They're offensive, but a skilled comedian manages to find a balance where they distance themselves from the joke they're making. I mean, look at cucks like Louis CK or half-cucks like Bill Burr. They get the most laughs when they're offensive and play with right-wing ideas. Look at Cartman and his Jew jokes. Without him, the show would be shit. There's also that old Jew Don Rickles.
Or look at the old show All in the Family. Archie gets a ton of laughs when he makes racist jokes, but they could only get away with it by painting him as a bigot. It's like it gave people an excuse to laugh at racism, without even knowing it.
Another thing that's frequently ignored is that humor is usually at its best when it's controversial, and historically speaking, conservative values have been the norm, so they're the ones that were ridiculed. Today, the situation is the opposite. The left-wing are in control, so we should have a ton of right-wing comedians, but the left is more oppressive than the right has been in 70 years, so yeah. Right-wing comedy is relegated to the underground.

Personally, I think right-wing humor is unparalleled. It doesn't hit the mainstream very often, but the right-wing humor that does exist is funnier than anything else I've come across. Particularly Cred Forums is a great source of humor, and SJWs are some of the most humorless cunts in modern history.

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He's a literal cuck. Dur
Also, he made the movie pooty tang

Noticed.

Bill Burr is funny? Jeez.

I find him funny but its because of how fat, horrible and northern he is. Doesn't really count.

This guy used to be funny, he'd always bitch about his wife and talk about the stupid sit she'd come out with and how he'd shut her down if she wanted to spend his money. He'd also make fun of liberals all the time.

I watch some of his more recent stuff now and he's just like

>"MY WIFE AM I RIGHT?... No but seriously she's right, I'm terrible"

>"SO I WAS ARGUING WITH MY WIFE EARLIER ABOUT SOME STUPID SHIT BUT THEN I REALIZED SHE WAS RIGHT"

>"SHE'S THE SMART ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP HAHA, AM I RIGHT GUYS?"

>"I COME HOME AND SHE'S RACKED UP A BUNCH OF SHIT ON THE CREDIT CARD, CA YOU FUCKIN' BELIEVE IT? Haha naa but she deserves it for putting up with me"

He's fucking Louis CK tier now.

>Bill Burr
No, seriously. Bill Burr is fucking retarded. And his cartoon was shit as well. The most garbage piece of derivative crap. You watch it, and you hate everyone is the show. This is why there's no good right-wing comedians: because right-wing people have shit taste in art. Right-wing people are dumb. Comedy is based on surprise. Can't be surprised if you're too dumb to form expectations. Instead, right-wing comedy is a series of catch-phrases. See: the entirety of the blue collar comedy tour. "You might be a redneck if..." Is the same comedic frame as goofus and gallant from highlights magazine. It's children show tier.

Do you have any works which can be viewed from YouTube?

pretty sure Brian Regan is not a liberal.

youtube.com/watch?v=9r6RvizxDJk

Not anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=4yH47XI3fCo

to those with a sense of humour

is it just because his initials are C.K?

Actually I don't like him very much

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No its because he's a cuck. His wife left him and now he hates white women which slowly turned into hating white people. Its the reason he chose a black women to play the mother of his two white children in his show 'Louie'. The cuck meme would survive had his name not been CK.... but it does help.

Why not?

Because they were shit. I want to make something better.

Because they would be put in jail for hate speech.

Came here to post this

He seems kind of almost libertarian. He's redpilled on women, and that alone keeps him from being left wing. But I don't think he's right wing. Hell, didn't he say he was gonna vote for Bernie? Maybe it was just a "lesser of three evils" kind of thing, but he really seems all over the place.

i dont know about the first bit but the second and last parts are completely out of context.
in the show where the third part is from i think, he says he loves being white because its clearly the better thing to be. and if you dont like being white you are an asshole.

the left is the establishment, so you won't have heard of any right wing comedians

Additionally, right wing comedians do not present themselves publicly as it is not accepted by society to go against the status quo
that is why you get more underground humour that is based on new media and not tied to a single person who can be persecuted for his jokes

Patrice was THE most red pilled black man when he was alive. I wish he was around right now. He'd dislike Trump but I'd love to hear how he'd rag on Hilary.

Donald Trump

Because right-wing comedy tends to rely on jokes that too many people find very offensive for them to make a career out of it.

Humor is usually informed by something unpleasant, uncomfortable, or painful that is then subverted for irony. The right has had power over the western world since the reagan-thatcher days and only recently did that start to erode and only now most of the people who were once benefiting under the old paradigm are starting to sweat.

Humor will see a shift too. Away from Jon Oliver's
>conservative view point!
>can you believe it's current year and people still believe conservative view point!

And to lines about the discomfort people feel when identifying with the viewpoints that have been made fun of for the past decade, it will be a nervous kind of humor, like

>Remember when we used to think it was ridiculous that
>*audience nervous chuckle*
>But now, makes especially when compared to
>audience laughs a bit more
>closes with a joke leaning on the fence making fun of the shifting political atmosphere, but embracing the new direction
>most of the audience laughs loud
>blog posts show up complaining about how this comedian is racist, bigoted, whatever
>people check it out themselves and it slowly becomes more acceptable

It's about catharsis. Right-wing humor will become funny again as people who benefit from right-wing power structures become more and more uncomfortable with progressive agendas

I love his monologues but on the spot he sucks most of the time

what does cuck even mean anymore?

any person who allows another to take advantage of him seems to be the new definition

in the words of max verstappen:

>no

I like this guy, his channel/videos are always getting (((shut down))) though
youtube.com/watch?v=uibHk1SRBVk

Because you're a liberal cuck.

The only reason you think there are good left wing comedians is because you're a liberal. Political comedy is inherently unfunny because it relies on the audience accepting the premise of the joke before the joke is told. Politics is not funny, it's dry and boring and depressing. The only way to make it funny is play to your audiences expectations e.g. by making all the conservatives racist buffoons.

Name one funny liberal comedian. I guarantee that anyone you can think of either doesn't use politics as the basis of their humor, or is completely unfunny to everyone who isn't a communist.

To be fair, Jewish people are pretty funny. It would make sense that they have a stake in the comedy world.

There arent many conservative comedians because most conservatives are old people, rednecks from the south, or rich businessmen. None of those groups are really the target audience for stand-up.

lol u mad

I like Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope from your neck of the woods. But I'm sure they're unfunny commie cucks.

Patton Oswalt, cuck of the year 2016, used to have really funny stand up. But when any comedian brought up G.W.B. in the 00s' I would immediately cringe. It never funny, and was just used to bait claps from the audience. Look up Pattons' Dr. Pepper bit for a funny liberal.

best skit

Comedy is haram-- I mean degenerate.

Sam Hyde is funny, smd haters

the jews are naturally funny bro

He's not a comedian. He's basically that camp councilor trying really hard to make you like him despite being an incredibly annoying dick.

>literally sent to prison for joking about jews
This country is truly doomed.

that's pretty gay, user.

Steven Crowder is a thing...

He's certainly not a comedian.

Although that cenk thing was hilarious

Bill Burr doesn't do liberal comedy you retard. I'm not as familiar with Stanhope, but I haven't seen anything from him that is straight politics.

Just watched the Dr. Pepper bit. It was funny, but had nothing to do with politics.

My point is, a liberal doing comedy is doing liberal comedy. Liberal comedy sucks, and anyone who relies on it is an unfunny communist.

sorry, meant to write that a liberal doing comedy is NOT doing liberal comedy.

To be fair there aren't any good left-wing comedians either.

T. Schlomo

Don't reply to my post if you don't understand it you fucking weasel

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Nick is the only answer I can come up with off the top of my head. Anthony is not a comedian.

Try making jokes about the Hollywood Left basically being the same as the Right except that the Left has a pretty set of lies to hide behind. (They are Elitist, Snobbish, Look down their nose at people who are not them, etc.)

It will be very funny to all us outsiders but will give them a raging case of butt hurt.

They don't allow people who mock the Champagne/Hollywood Left on TV as a rule.

We don't need comedians because the left IS the joke.

you're confused. Greg Gutfield doesn't tell joke, he IS the joke

This desu

youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ

Louis is a cuck now but right-wing comedy is hillarious.

I dunno, I think Alex Jones is one of the funniest comedians of all time

Who the fuck are you? No one's replied to you, you histrionic twat. You should get yourself checked for schizophrenia.

cuz comedy is kind of satanic

they live in this weird sarcastic realm where everythings a joke and you cant say anything that isnt a joke or its "awkward "

and like its almost always about really degenerate sex jokes and stuff

Loved his shit when I was in elementary school

Because to be a good comic you usually need very high 'openness to new experiences' and that trait tends to also make you a liberal.

That being said, there are some right wing comedians, just not many.

They're getting booed off the stage as soon as they start to deviate from the leftist mindset. It's unbelievable what a circlejerk comedy is. I don't know how it is in other countries, but here "comedy" is just a leftist insulting everyone who disagrees with him under thunderous applause while not actually telling any jokes.

>kikes ruin everything.
>the jews
>(((those))) in charge.
>cuck
>cuck
>crypto-jew
>officially permitted tv
>Hate-speech laws
>dumb nigger
>cucks
>half-cucks
>literal cuck
>redpilled on women
>red pilled black man
>liberal cuck
>cuck

This thread proves that the right-wing are hilarious, even if they're not entirely aware of it...

Jews are naturally funny, they really shouldn't get into politics since they treat the world and people like everything's just some sick twisted joke.
Niggers should also not get into politics because the cotton isn't going to fucking pick itself

youtube.com/watch?v=XMQAZuSO9CA

There's always daniel songer, but the older i get the more i realize that none of the left wing cuckensteinburgs i grew up watching were funny either.

except for all that standup he did/does before he got an internship at fox and through today

Yeah leftwing comedians are hilarious, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Jon Lietbowitz, Patton Oswalt,

Funniest people in the business.

I'm on a different ip now you spastic

Crypto Jew and red pulled black man are funny. The rest are just edgy 16 year old shit

Aww, did you mum kick you off the internet? Are you being naughty and playing on your phone instead of going to bed? You won't get any tendies if you don't take your nap, user.

>not a single mention of Gavin McInnes

There was you dumbass.

He's basically Dan Aykroyd 2016

Good post

Because humor is for babies, faggots and women.

Because they choose not to go into that career.

there's nothing funny about reality and logic

Kek and chkekd

You can say that but when the opposite way around and its Cred Forums making fun of democrats I laugh at it. The problem is that the old democrat humor of cynicism and absurdity are old and washed up for anyone under 35. Memes are the way forward now.

This.

A right wing comedian would be under a microscope and have to fight against the tsunami of leftists comedians looking to punch down.

Rants too much. Needs to work on delivery.

Haha good one

And all his cutaway clips/memes/ect in his videos are grating as fuck. He really tends to beat jokes into the ground, eg random jabs at Lena Dunham.

He spends a lot of time bashing himself and all white people. I'm Hispanic and even I think he gets carried away with his self hatred.