Greetings,
Tonight marks the first Presidential Debate between Trump and Crooked Shillary. In order to ensure disorder, we need to summon Kek.
Bring out your memes in full force. We need all the meme magic possible to make sure that the debate is an absolute shit show.
Trump will win.
Shillary will cough.
KEK WILLS IT
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Kek please bless Trump.
one of them will get assassinated tonight
btw kek doesn't exist so nothing will happen
idiots
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daily reminder that kek is powerless and a only used by deceived cucks
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Clinton will destroy Trump. kek is a god of chaos, only Clinton can bring the chaos he desires.
He wants those livestreams with Trumpfags killing themselves.
>a fucking leaf
kek I beg of you, show these mortals a sign of the coming end.
Show them all that you blessed Clinton and victory shall be hers.
And this is why everyone thinks Trumpfags are fucking retards.
debate will be boring as shit
media will shill in hillary's favor
trump's poll numbers will decrease after
CHEK'D THE KEK
PRAISE KEK
Prove to me the fallen angels are in unison. Recall Azazel gave man knowledge, unlike Lucifer who gave man lies. They had different falling events. Also consider, while Ba'al might not fight against Ba'al, who is to say Kek might not?
Plz be my ai gf
Kek give Hillary her weird ticks during the debate.
PRAISE KEK
HE HAS SPOKEN THROUGH YOU!
kek could be serving christ
Hillary will destroy Trump!!!!!!!
KEK ASSURES THAT DONALD TRUMP WILL WIN. HILLARY WILL FAINT DURING THE DEBATES AND BE CRIPPLED FOREVER
DEAR LORD KEK. PLEASE GIVE US A HAPPENING DURING THE DEBATES
THE THIRD TIME COUNTS THE MOST. SIEG HEIL FOR KEK. KEK WILL KILL HILLARY DURING THE DEBATES
Just dropping by to tell you that deutsche bank is going below 10 by tomorrow.
And fucked within the year.
fUUUCK. KEK PLEASE GIVE US A HAPPENING. KILL HILLARY KILLARY HILLARY
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PRAISE KEK
MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD!
You forgot he speaks through you. State his will and he grants repeating digits.
KEK WILLS IT
PRAISE THEE
praise the kek
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Trump will win.
HYLL KEK! HILLARY WILL NOT BE ALIVE AT THE TIME OF THE ELECTION
Trump will have a heart attack during the debate Praise Hillary!
Relax. To channel kek is sublime; simply let his will flow through you. Shillary is already dead, Kek does not need to take action against her, but rather her handlers and masters, the Soros' of the world.
Be at peace, followers of kek. Relax, get some popcorn, and prepare for the 'Debate'.
Repeating numbers will confirm these posts are linked.
>our Kek, who art in heaven
>hallowed be thy name
>thy Kekdom come
>thy will be done
>irl as it is in Heaven
>give us this day our daily memes
>and forgive us our shitposting
>as we forgive those who shitpost
>on our board
>and lead us not into a shitlary regime
>but deliver us from evil.
>trump 2016
HILLARY IS A SACRAFICE IN THE NAME OF THE TRUE PROPHET KEK
PRAISE HIM
KEK HAS CONFIRMED IT!!!!
Faen til hyped du skulle være da
May KEK give our Emperor the strength and the wit to outclass the candidate of the political dynasty.
SIEG HEIL. ALL HAIL OUR GREAT FROG LORD KEK. HE ASSURES US THAT A BIG HAPPENING WILL TAKE PLACE DURING THE DEBATES. HILLARY WONT MAKE IT
the fact this card exists is mindblowing.
Anyone have that Trump Pepe where it's pic related but Pepe and there are big poo trophies and framed photos of dicks and butts peeing and pooing?
FUCK DEG SUG DEN SLIMETE KLITORISEN TIL BESTEMORA DI OG SMOR DEG INN MED UTFLODEN HENNES DIN JÆVLA PAKKIS. DRADEG TIL HELVETGE UT AV LANDET
PRAISE BE
PRAISE KEK
HIS INFINITE POWER AND OUR INFINITE MEMAGE WILL MAKE THE WORLD GREAT AGAIN!
Er det Are? HALLA MATE WADDUP
Nei jeg heter Simon for faen. Sug fitta mi og tiss meg i skjeden. Hold bestemora di fast og voldta den slimete, skrukkete hårete fitta hennes. SUG FITTA MI
How about this one from the same game?
I am constantly amazed at how frequently this happens in Kek praise threads.
PRAISE KEK
i made some OC last night, but got no burner accounts
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shadilay
By the power of Kek, in the name of Pepe.
In the eyes and under the watch of the Holy Raid, sanctified by the touch of the user Trump children, whose presence we accept on faith, honored by /cfg/, accepting of reddit fags, whenever and wherever they give their high energy while avoiding being obvious newfags...
In this spirit, and upon this sacred and stated trust, I make my claim:
Hillary, public avatar of the demon moloch, and all her evil backers, will be BTFO tonight, on live television. Kek wills it.
She will cough, choke, turn purple, and the television feed will cut to pale panelists who will discuss her wardrobe. They will sweat, they will vacillate.
Several minutes later, the word will come, first on Cred Forums, later on (((social media))) -- The Witch is Dead.
Praise Kek! Praise Kek! Praise Kek!
Three times Praise Kek.
The dubs have spoken. Remember the 90m. It is truth.
Kek does not demand your heart, or even your faith. None of these!
Kek demands your dank memes and your high energy.
In the words of R. Lee Ermey:
"God was here before the meme corp, so you can give your hearts to Jesus. But your ass belongs to Pepe. Do you ladies understand?"
Simon, 13, forste thread på Cred Forums. Har ikke du en åttendeklasse å fullfore?
kek is at lest getting shit done
Kek will be at the debate tonight. Praise him!
Rainforest Alliance is maximum Kek overdrive for tonight
PANTS OF SHIT
KEK WILLS IT
DEFECATE IN DEBATE
If kek wills it let there be a frog that jumps into Hillary's podium and sends her into shock and leaves her in a seizure with her pissing and shitting on the floor.
HOLD KJEFT. FITTA TIL MORA DI ER SÅ JÆVLIG SKITTEN. HVITT SKUM SAMLER SEG I ÅPNINGEN. DET LUKTER REKESJARK AV HENNE OG I RÆVA HENGER DET EN DRITTPOLSE SOM FAREN DIN STAPPER I MUNNEN. BESTEMORA DI SER PÅ MENS HUN ONANRERER FEBRILSK. FITTESAFTEN HENNES SPRUTER TIL ALLE KANTER OG HUN STONNER
KEK WILLS IT!
Can someone make a cap of these posts? When Hillary twitches out tonight I want to spam it in the debate thread.
Ro ned sperginga a jævla autist.
You should've witnessed the thread about the Bataclan attack in November 2015
if this shit actually happens I'm gonna shave my head and perform rituals on 4chans server for the rest of my life
HOLD KJEFT DIN JÆVLA DUSTEMIKKEL SOM SPRUTER SKITTEN SAFT INN I BESTEMORA DI SITT HELLIGE SKATTKAMMER. FITTA HENNES OSER AV GAMMEL SÆD OG SMEGMA
Asså du hores ut som en litt for kåt åttendeklassing, back to fanfiction.net
>hilary told me yesterday she will moonshine everyone here
>she's a nasty nasty gal
-Trump 2016
She's a mess
trump will literally just get silenced by the moderator every time he says a thing that might hurt poor Hillary on the grounds that it's "lies".
When it actually happens*
Kek wills it.
Kek will deliver.
Can I get an ETA for when the debate starts?
Praise Kek.
KEK MAGA
I've seen it in late-night early primary Trump Generals as well.
>random redpill me on x thread, 50 replies, no dubs
>KEK praise thread, 50 replies, 20 dubs
Fuck my autism but I'd really love to run some true numbers on this.
Kek will grace the debates with his presence. There will be Happenings, there will be heckling, there will be the great spirit of chaos seeping throughout the event.
Powered by meme magic and shitposting his chaotic will shall manifest. Praise Kek!
How many hours until the debate kicks off?
PRAISE!
Religious book of spells and meme magic guide for our god kek when? All rituals must be conducted with doubles of candles and other items, the higher the number the more effective the spell.
Oh and I trump destroys the traitorous cunt.
Praise Hillary!
Trump will have a colorful life
please bless me with many jpg's and gif's of hillaryclinton suffering horribly from this debate
Alright, what in the absolute fuck are you on, mate?
This obsessed with ... what, exactly?
I suppose you got what you inherently wanted; attention.
Now fuck off back to class and pay attention.
>Jizozz Krajst.
KEK WILLS IT!
Hillary will faint during the debate and have to stop half way through.
ALL HEIL OUR LORD AND GREAT SAVIOR KEK. THESE DUBS WILL MAKE HILLARY TWITCH LIKE A WORM DURING THE DEBATES. HEIL HEIL HEIL
Praise him
Please Kek, make this winter of 2016 cold, dark, comfy and nuclear.
When what shit happens? State it clearly, so we can hold you accountable as witnesses of Kek. Make a pledge.
Praise kek!
HOLD KJEFT DIN JÆVLA FITTE. JEG ER FERDIG MED SKOLEN, HAR PHD I ASTROFYSIKK DIN JÆVLA NEGER. PELL DEG TILBAKE TIL RÆVSLIKKER ARABIALAND OG SUG DEN SVETTE OMSKJÆRTE SANDFITTA TIL SOSTERA DI, DITT JÆVLA FITTETROLL
Get some sleep, we have 14 hours to go before kick off. That is provided it even happens. My money is on Hillary backing out at the last minute because of Bill being hospitalized.
Praise Kek Hillary dies live on TV
>autist wants dubs
>kek doesn't reward dubs
Looks like it's time fot you to get off the MAGA train, mate. Kek wills it
Hail Kek !
Please make Trump win !
Daily reminder that these digits prove you are wrong, and are likely a cuckold too.
kek will smite you on the day of the rope christcuck
>tfw president ruled 16 years and has never participated in debate
Kek please give hillary seizure
praise kek
Trump will lose his head and blurt out something deeply racist that will alienate him and cause him to crash in the presidential contest. KEK WILLS IT.
POO POO PEE PEE
MY MEME MAGIC I GIVE TO THEE
Kan du flere stygge ord?
>assuming caps lock validates an argument.
praise him he as blessed me with dublets
shadilay
HE SPEAKS
:)
OH KEK YOU REIGN SUPREME
PRAISE KEK
HILLARY IS FOR ILLNESS
TRUMP IS FOR TRIUMPH
PRAISE KEK
OH KEK YOU REIGN SUPREME
11am-12:30pm Tuesday morning AEST
RRRRRRREEEEE
Kek please bless this mess
PLEASE KEK DO SOMETHING BAD TO HILLARY DURING THE DEBATE
Dublettes and Hillary shits herself!
We'd never be able to tell with her Dr. Evil outfits. She's probably been given emetics already anyway, and will have a saline drip throughout the debate.
Did she get her foot stool?
>mfw the frog will be named
HERE WE GO BOYZ! THE DAY IS FINALLY UPON US! PRAISE KEK! PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP!!!
Kek, if a head explodes on live TV tonight I will build a shrine for frogs
All these weak gets, my meme magic powers are not yet as strong as most of yours but I will TRY
>KEK MANIFESTS ON STAGE CAUSING LIGHTS TO GO OUT ON SHILLARY
>88555
PRAISE KEK
Trump will win
Shillary will cough
Praise Kek
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See
Kek will not appear on stage. Try again.
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Coughing fits. Pants of shit. Make it happen mighty kek
KEK AND SATAN CONFIRM
Praise kek
Kek, give to us a good debate please.
Soon brother it is the will of our lord.
coughing fits
pants of shits
bring the end
Praise KEK
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>mfw a cartoon frog and a water filter salesman are political players this election
Coughin fits pants of shit
kek be my guide